The Unbelievable Adventures of Pythagoras Rex ...and Hypotenuse

Episode 36: Moving Day

2011-11-04T07:35:00.000-04:00

It's true, we're moving. The strip that is. Me will be transferring the Adventures of Pythagorus and Hypotenuse to another more dinosaur themed blog and then eventually to their own actual web page. I know right. So please stay tuned, thanks for reading and here is a picture of a pretty girl dressed as a Green lantern.

Episode 35: The spoils of war

2011-11-02T07:48:00.000-04:00

As a kid I always loved the day after Halloween when you woke up to the realization of your horde. It became a precious thing to be rationed and portioned out. It was a source of prestige and power amongst your peers until only the dregs were left. I had friends though who managed to get several months out their horde and while I openly mocked them for their tea tottleing ways of candy consumption, I secretly envied them their stores during the cold candiless winter months.

Episode 666: Happy Halloween

2011-10-31T07:54:00.002-04:00

Happy Halloween everyone, be safe and good hunting...for candy that is....

Episode 33: Patrick Swayze

2011-10-28T07:40:00.003-04:00

As we get closer to Halloween our thoughts turn to one person...Patrick Swayze. I think we can all agree that if you were alive in the 90's that you probably were dragged to the theatre with you girlfriend (or other SO) and made to watch this and then promptly pillaged the film for ideas on how to get the sex from her "Tell her it's for luck". This strip is in honour of the man who made the movie that for an entire decade got men laid. Thank you sir, and a flight of angels sing thee to thy rest....

Episode 32: Halloween Drama Part 1

2011-10-26T07:55:00.000-04:00

Episode 31: Getting it from "The Man".

2011-10-24T07:56:00.002-04:00

You may have noticed a lack of ads on the blog today, that is because Google has removed them because someone has done the unthinkable. They clicked on an ad. It must have been the worst product ever , so bad that clicking on it was obviously a trap because Google called it an invalid click and shut down our advertising revenue. So remember kids...advertising bad.

Episode 30: That explains the penis

2011-10-21T07:28:00.001-04:00

No Biebers were injured in the making of this strip, although one was taunted and another was held by the wrists and forced to slap his face while he was told to "Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself." Other then that there were no injuries...except the one we ran over with our car...twice.

Episode 29: Tea Fighter

2011-10-19T08:01:00.000-04:00

Now we play a lot of FPS but when we play cooperatively, it becomes very easy to make out the problems in our tactics. Now I'm not saying I am horrible at them...but I get a lot of thank yous from the other side after each match...

Episode 28: Everyone goes to Burning Man

2011-10-17T08:00:00.004-04:00

I want to believe...

Episode 27: Let's get Political

2011-10-14T07:47:00.001-04:00

Okay it's Friday and we're all feeling political...kinda.

Episode 26: My Childhood re-edited

2011-10-12T07:44:00.002-04:00

I keep expecting one morning to wake up and realizing all the changes that Lucas has made to my childhood memories were just a dream...

Happy Thanksgiving Canada

2011-10-10T10:28:00.003-04:00

Happy Thanksgiving Canada!

Episode 24: Every Hippo Dies...

2011-10-07T07:37:00.001-04:00

I am going to admit that I have never seen Equus. But I have heard it's like Lassie only with a horse...

Episode 23: Memories

2011-10-05T07:45:00.001-04:00

Episode 22: You Know what I am

2011-10-03T07:58:00.001-04:00

Epsiode 20 1/2: Minor Technical Difficulties

2011-09-30T07:55:00.003-04:00

Sorry folks, some minor technical difficulties (Pandas ate some wiring) have lead to no comic today. However please enjoy whatever the hell this is. Not really sure...Hooray it's Friday.

Episode 20: Faster then the speed of dumb.

2011-09-28T07:55:00.001-04:00

When I heard they had possibly dis-proven Einstein's theories on faster then light (I say possibly because to that seems to be where all science resides most of the time) I knew we had reached the end times. When you have theories that border on the religious and something like this happens? I wonder if the researchers that worked on this nailed their theories to the Vatican's door, or wherever the Church of Einstein resides...

Episode 19: Timmy's in the Well

2011-09-26T07:42:00.001-04:00

I think we have all been there, that dark place, that place of danger where we must decide "Tasty snack cake or personal safety?" It's not really that difficult a decision isn't it?

Episode 18: The Perils of Wag Jag

2011-09-23T07:29:00.002-04:00

Just kidding Wag Jag...please don't sue us. Seriously though, this totally happened to me.

Episode 17: One Small Step

2011-09-21T07:52:00.000-04:00

This is our own "Moon Landing Conspiracy Theory". Sure we have no facts and only the word of an insane chicken to go on...but it looks pretty solid. Also on an unrelated note, how cool would it have been as when the astronauts were approaching the moon one of them went "That's no moon...that's a battle station". Hella cool that's how cool...hella cool.

Episode 16: Dork side of the moon

2011-09-19T07:39:00.003-04:00

Sometimes being observant is all that is needed to solve a problem or a conundrum. Today I am observant that it is Monday. My acknowledging this dose not make the problem go away. Please ignore the above statement.

Episode 15: Coffee Break

2011-09-16T07:37:00.003-04:00

Yes we like coffee, no we're not addicted. I could totally give it up anytime but if you touch my coffee I WILL cut you like a pacific salmon on salmon cutting day. That's a thing. Happy Friday everyone, or not, we're not the boss of you.

Episode 14: Garden Therapy

2011-09-14T07:41:00.001-04:00

Okay, I am going to be honest. I have no idea what "Garden Therapy" is. I have been assured that is in fact a "thing" and that there is some therapeutic value to mucking about in the mud and whatnot. If I wanted to I could look it up on the interwebs. I am choosing to accept it's existence on faith though, like gravity or Superman.

2011-09-12T08:00:00.001-04:00

It's Monday. There is a moral to that story somewhere.

Episode 12- Big Light Bright City

2011-09-09T07:30:00.002-04:00

I have to admit, I don't think I ever saw the movie "Bright Lights Big City" also. I think it had Michael J. Fox in it but that might just be generational memory in action here because for a while it seemed like Michael J. Fox was in everything related to the 80's. Or it might be selective memory insertion due to the "Back to The Future" franchise and my mind is placing MJF into every 80's movie lead male that my mind hasn't already placed John Cusack. Happy Friday everyone, or don't have one. The only one who will notice is you.