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        <title>The Way of the Metagamer</title>
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        <description>Bob buys the Dungeons and Dragons book off eBay. Hilarity ensues. Plot follows. Also tropes. Lots and lots of tropes. Also no fourth wall. Actually, it&#039;s mostly about the lack of fourth wall. We probably should have mentioned that bit right at the top. Actually, yeah, move that to the top- you&#039;re writing this LIVE?</description>
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                    <title>アップデート</title>
                    <link>https://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/351365/</link>
                    <description><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.comicfury.com/comics/64/16c87dd6b1e9f75d23c8e5c16a6091a11108792621.png" alt="アップデート" title="Y&#039;know, I thought Primer made sense. And then the time travel started." width="594" height="2199" /><hr>Bob: What the hell was that? The comic just *stopped* for over a month!<br />
Trope-tan: No, seriously, did you just get here?<br />
<br />
Hiatus-tan: Oh, I did that. The break there. That was me.<br />
Xavius: You unintentionally made *another* hiatus?<br />
Hiatus-tan: Nope, that one was deliberate.<br />
<br />
Xavius: Uh. Didn&#039;t you say it was involuntary?<br />
Hiatus-tan: This one was necessary. If the comic sticks to schedule for long enough, Continuum-tan&#039;s gonna show up.<br />
	And trust me. She never stops being annoying.<br />
<br />
Bob: You do realise it&#039;s equally annoying not to update for over a month?<br />
Hiatus-tan: And you are very welcome.<br />
<br />
Jane: Hey, Trope-tan? Why is the plot going nowhere?<br />
Trope-tan: Since I have no idea what to do.<br />
	I explained the problems there three comics ago.<br />
<br />
Jane: Right, but why not just show that video?<br />
Trope-tan: Video?<br />
Jane: The one that we found in the cardboard apocalypse shelter.<br />
Trope-tan: Shelter?<br />
<br />
Jane: The one that we were about to play immediately before the Author died.<br />
Trope-tan: Author?<br />
Jane: The one that showed up as ASCII art.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: Oh, right! That&#039;s because I don&#039;t know what&#039;s on it.<br />
Jane: Aren&#039;t you omniscient, though?<br />
Trope-tan: Yes!<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: I&#039;m everything. All that once was and all that will be.<br />
	I control time and space, love and death.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: I can see into your mind. I can see into your *soul*.<br />
Jane: … really, you can do all that?<br />
Trope-tan: No!<br />
<br />
Jane: So you&#039;re *not* omniscient?<br />
Trope-tan: No, I am. I have all the powers. All of &#039;em.<br />
	What I don&#039;t have is the mental acuity needed to make use of the powers.<br />
Jane: Huh?<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: I&#039;m definitely omniscient right now. Every single thing that has ever been known or that ever will be known is in my head.<br />
Jane: But?<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: Put simply, there&#039;s not that much room in my head. Even considering that I&#039;m a Mary Sue.<br />
	I do know everything, but I can&#039;t focus on everything at once.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: In fact, it&#039;s hard to focus on anything at all, when there&#039;s so much *to* focus on.<br />
	I have about as much chance of keeping to a coherent plotline as *Primer* has of making sense.<br />
<br />
Jane: I understood that perfectly on first viewing.<br />
Trope-tan: Fine. As much chance as *Evangelion* has of making sense.<br />
<br />
Jane: Jeez. Good thing that doesn&#039;t affect our regular Author.<br />
Trope-tan: Actually, I&#039;m pretty sure it does.<br />
Jane: … that explains an awful lot.]]></description>
                    <pubDate>Sun, 03 Nov 2013 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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                    <title>私に何を求める</title>
                    <link>https://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/337748/</link>
                    <description><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.comicfury.com/comics/64/d9678bc46de56d6081ea4a5c7318cc4d79964918.png" alt="私に何を求める" title="WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?" width="625" height="1120" /><hr>Trope-tan: So after that last update, we&#039;ve gotten a couple of questions from the readers.<br />
	There&#039;s literally nothing else we can do to advance the story, so let&#039;s check those out.<br />
<br />
Bob: So, what, are we an askblog now?<br />
Trope-tan: Don&#039;t be ridiculous. We&#039;re catgirls.<br />
<br />
Xavius: First up, a whole lot of questions from The Chessmaster.<br />
	Uh. A &quot;whole lot of questions&quot; is a phrase which here means &quot;three questions&quot;.<br />
<br />
The Chessmaster: Then again, does Annabelle still exist? Does the ARTIFACT still exist? Hmm…<br />
Trope-tan: Yes, Annabelle still exists. She was at the second Party, remember?<br />
	The Rod also still exists. Neither of them are important enough to the plot to be visible, however.<br />
<br />
The Chessmaster: More to the point, is Trope-tan really going to be careless enough to follow this suggestion considering that it means a superweapon is dropped right into the lap of someone who&#039;s quite possibly evil (Xavius, that is)?<br />
Trope-tan: No, I&#039;m not.<br />
Xavius: I&#039;m hurt.<br />
Trope-tan: Tough.<br />
<br />
Xavius: Next, the magic anon from last week points out that Bob and George, from *Bob and George*, are both human and yet can use that time machine.<br />
Trope-tan: Excellent point.<br />
<br />
???: bob AND george could use it and there human.<br />
Trope-tan: They *are* human but also spend the entire comic wearing robot suits, which are compatible with the Rush Adapter. We don&#039;t have robot suits.<br />
<br />
Bob: And you can&#039;t summon robot suits with your omnipotence, why?<br />
Trope-tan: Because shut up.<br />
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                    <pubDate>Sun, 15 Sep 2013 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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                    <title>私はタイムトラベルを憎む</title>
                    <link>https://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/335363/</link>
                    <description><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.comicfury.com/comics/64/0d21afb932dd52ddb3f98fc3b33a2945758634420.png" alt="私はタイムトラベルを憎む" title="Ooh, audience participation!" width="647" height="1120" /><hr>Xavius: Right, so we couldn&#039;t change anything anyway.<br />
	Except… didn&#039;t the Author show you how to turn off predestination? At the Party?<br />
Trope-tan: Well, yes.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: But even so, we can&#039;t travel back in time very far. Since the art style changes.<br />
	We couldn&#039;t get far enough back to undo all this mess.<br />
<br />
Xavius: Wait, why? Is there some fundamental metaphysical law that makes it impossible to time-travel across art styles?<br />
Trope-tan: No, they&#039;ll just kind of clash.<br />
<br />
Bob: Can you seriously not fix *any* of these problems? Even though you&#039;re *omnipotent*?<br />
Trope-tan: Pretty much, yeah.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: Oh hey.<br />
Bob: What&#039;d you do that for? Is that supposed to magically fix everything?<br />
Trope-tan: I didn&#039;t do that.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: It&#039;s a Rush Adapter, converted for temporal inversions.<br />
	I think it&#039;s from *Bob and George*. One of the readers brought it here in the comments.<br />
Xavius: And you&#039;re supposed to use it to fix the past?<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: Yeah, except that doesn&#039;t sound very possible.<br />
	Nearly all the time travel in *Bob and George* eventually resolved to stable time loops, so the same predestination problems would apply.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: Also, none of us are robots. This was not planned well.<br />
	Or planned at all. &#039;cause I&#039;d already written half the comic when that comment showed up.<br />
	This is not the second half of comic I intended.<br />
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                    <pubDate>Sun, 08 Sep 2013 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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                    <title>予定説</title>
                    <link>https://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/329636/</link>
                    <description><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.comicfury.com/comics/64/df17cf58ad02c6b6620c1804f861779069360981.png" alt="予定説" title="You also shouldn&#039;t time travel again because I&#039;ll have to do a violent to someone." width="626" height="1120" /><hr>Bob: That leaves the question of why *nothing is freaking happening*. We&#039;re just standing around talking!<br />
Trope-tan: … are you new here?<br />
<br />
Bob: You. Why aren&#039;t you making stuff happen with your oh-so-limitlessly powerful powers?<br />
	Why is this-as-made-by-you such a pile of nothing?<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: Well, the comic itself underwent total narrativium collapse over three years ago.<br />
	We consequently had to evacuate for reasons of apocalypse.<br />
Bob: I know. I was there for that.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: Which means the main storyline hasn&#039;t even been *touched upon* for over three years.<br />
Bob: Oh. Yeah. That&#039;s true.<br />
Trope-tan: The last event that could even be indirectly construed as advancement of the main plot happened about two-and-a-half years ago.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: Furthermore, we&#039;re technically still caught in the middle of some other apocalypse that seems to be a *Majora&#039;s Mask* reference.<br />
	But nobody even remembers that by now after all these author switches and junk.<br />
	And for the last three comics, you&#039;ve literally been asking the-comic-not-updating why the comic hasn&#039;t been updating.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: And then of course there&#039;s another tiny problem. The Author&#039;s *dead*.<br />
	There is literally no way to move forward from this point.<br />
<br />
Xavius: I know it seems impossible; we&#039;ve been thrown off our track.<br />
<br />
Bob: But if we can&#039;t move forward, why shouldn&#039;t we move back?<br />
Trope-tan: Predestination.<br />
Bob: God *damnit*.<br />
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                    <pubDate>Sun, 01 Sep 2013 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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                    <title>こあくま</title>
                    <link>https://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/326469/</link>
                    <description><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.comicfury.com/comics/64/6296f5fd879a83532c86c18ed088f4631043155348.png" alt="こあくま" title="Rogue really got the short end of the stick there. Logan&#039;s way more angsty but at least he won&#039;t kill anyone with the slightest touch, y&#039;know?" width="569" height="1120" /><hr>Xavius: So hey. Why *did* you make an eighteen-month gap in the comic schedule?<br />
	That&#039;s… that&#039;s a pretty excessive gap.<br />
<br />
Hiatus-tan: Oh. Right. My powers are kind of involuntary. Like Rogue.<br />
Xavius: Wait, so at any second you could accidentally rupture one of my lungs?<br />
<br />
Hiatus-tan: No, no, I&#039;ve got to be touching the thing. Also like Rogue.<br />
	The comic schedule is basically omnipresent, so it counts as me always touching it.<br />
<br />
Xavius: I never understood why Rogue wasn&#039;t more capable, really.<br />
	If Magneto attacks you, just *jump on him*. Bam, no more magnetism powers.<br />
<br />
Hiatus-tan: Well, I figured she was-<br />
Bob: Wait up.<br />
<br />
Bob: You&#039;re constantly opening hiatuses in omnipresent things?<br />
Hiatus-tan: Yes.<br />
Bob: *All* omnipresent things?<br />
Hiatus-tan: Yes.<br />
<br />
Bob: Bad writing?<br />
Hiatus-tan: Yeppers.<br />
Bob: Overreliance on self-deprecation?<br />
Hiatus-tan: Absolutely.<br />
<br />
Bob: Plot?<br />
Hiatus-tan: Trick question. There isn&#039;t one.<br />
Bob: Oh, right. So you&#039;re not constantly making holes in it, then?<br />
	Because that would have explained a *lot*.<br />
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                    <pubDate>Sun, 25 Aug 2013 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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                    <title>間</title>
                    <link>https://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/325439/</link>
                    <description><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.comicfury.com/comics/64/2b883a91ab0cd8d3cd07063bbc9a29d41369742773.png" alt="間" title="The bad news is that you don&#039;t get to have personification powers. The good news is that you don&#039;t have to have personification powers." width="648" height="1120" /><hr>Xavius: Huh. It&#039;s weird how there&#039;re page numbers here now. That&#039;s… not supposed to happen?<br />
	This is supposed to be &quot;outside the comic&quot; or something similarly pointlessly meta.<br />
<br />
Bob: How did you even get here?<br />
Xavius: Wait, how did *you* even get here?<br />
Bob: I withdraw my question.<br />
<br />
Xavius: Hi. So how do your personification powers work?<br />
Hiatus-tan: Well, inc-<br />
<br />
Hiatus-tan: Hang on. You were pestering Wikipe-tan about her powers earlier.<br />
	Why are you suddenly so interested in this stuff, anyway?<br />
Xavius: No idea. Probably some sort of clumsy, ill-defined character development.<br />
<br />
Hiatus-tan: Right.<br />
Xavius: So, yeah. How do they work?<br />
Hiatus-tan: Inconsistently.<br />
Xavius: Of course.<br />
<br />
Hiatus-tan: Basically, I make gaps in stuff. All stuff.<br />
	Schedules, strata, vital internal organs…<br />
Xavius: Handy. Also, creepy.<br />
<br />
Hiatus-tan: But I *also* don&#039;t do anything. My powers are kind of… conflicting?<br />
	It&#039;s a daily struggle. Or would be, if I ever actually bothered to struggle with it.<br />
<br />
Xavius: Can you… fill in gaps in stuff, too?<br />
Hiatus-tan: Ugh, no. That&#039;s Continuum-tan&#039;s power, and she *never stops* bragging about it.<br />
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                    <pubDate>Sun, 18 Aug 2013 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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                    <title>だつらく</title>
                    <link>https://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/322989/</link>
                    <description><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.comicfury.com/comics/64/71b254a4153efcda46cb6082817ea1c61726931890.png" alt="だつらく" title="I&#039;m just left wondering what&#039;s holding up those sunglasses." width="579" height="1136" /><hr>Bob: So hey. Why are you even here?<br />
Hiatus-tan: &#039;cause the comic doesn&#039;t get updated. Obviously.<br />
<br />
Bob: I meant specifically. Our current sarcastic-quotation-marks &quot;author&quot; needed you to be in the comic. But you&#039;re not *doing* anything.<br />
	You basically disappeared entirely, after being in, what, five panels?<br />
<br />
Bob: Up until right now, I guess.<br />
	Point still stands. What&#039;re you supposed to be doing?<br />
Hiatus-tan: You really don&#039;t get me at all, huh?<br />
<br />
Hiatus-tan: I&#039;m Hiatus-tan, remember? The personification of hiatuses. Hiati?<br />
Bob: Hiatuses.<br />
Hiatus-tan: Hiatuses.<br />
<br />
Hiatus-tan: In other words, the personification of *not doing stuff*.<br />
	If I were doing anything, that&#039;d be absurdly counterintuitive.<br />
<br />
Hiatus-tan: Anyway, I&#039;m already doing the thing I do.<br />
Bob: (quietly) But you *just said* you don&#039;t do anything.<br />
Hiatus-tan: Notice how there were no comics for eighteen months? Yeah.<br />
<br />
Bob: Wait, that was you?<br />
Hiatus-tan: Was it a hiatus?<br />
Bob: Well, yes, but-<br />
Hiatus-tan: Then *yeah*, I&#039;m pretty sure it was me.<br />
<br />
Bob: Huh. I guess I was assuming the comic was just abandoned because the writing&#039;s bland and all the characters are identical cardboard cutouts.<br />
Hiatus-tan: Little from column A, little from column B.<br />
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                    <pubDate>Sun, 11 Aug 2013 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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                    <title>斬新な研究</title>
                    <link>https://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/321508/</link>
                    <description><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.comicfury.com/comics/64/6eb3465524334b66651b72b1aed119a5792549426.png" alt="斬新な研究" title="See? No consistency *whatsoever*." width="710" height="1151" /><hr>Xavius: So you can only garner knowledge that&#039;s been published by an existing reputable source? That must be wildly inconvenient.<br />
Wikipe-tan: It really is. [citation needed]<br />
	… see?<br />
<br />
Fred: I fail to see how this is a problem.<br />
	You&#039;re omnipotent. Can&#039;t be that hard to write a requite.<br />
Trope-tan: No. I most definitely *cannot* do that.<br />
<br />
Wikipe-tan: I can&#039;t even really know that not knowing things is unhelpful. [citation needed]<br />
Xavius: And, wait, you *also* can&#039;t know that you can&#039;t know that?<br />
Wikipe-tan: It keeps happening. [unverified]<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: I&#039;m omnipotent, yes. I *can* do anything, because that&#039;s what &quot;omnipotent&quot; means.<br />
	But I mustn&#039;t. These are author powers; they must only be used to advance the plot.<br />
Jane: But there isn&#039;t a plot.<br />
Trope-tan: Precisely.<br />
<br />
Xavius: How exactly does this work, though? Under what conditions does the restriction apply?<br />
Wikipe-tan: I&#039;ve no idea.<br />
Xavius: Not an inkling?<br />
Wikipe-tan: None whatsoever.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: With great powers must come great responsibility.<br />
Jane: So… with omnipotent powers must come omnipotent responsibility, by induction?<br />
Trope-tan: I&#039;m not sure it&#039;s transitive, but otherwise yes.<br />
<br />
Xavius: You haven&#039;t experimented? To see what counts as stuff you can know, and what doesn&#039;t?<br />
Wikipe-tan: No. Because that would be *original research*.<br />
<br />
Jane: You didn&#039;t build the time machine for personal gain; you built the time machine to travel through time?<br />
Trope-tan: Absolute power must only be applied when absolutely required. And for cheap tricks.<br />
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                    <pubDate>Sun, 04 Aug 2013 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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                    <title>笑そうそう</title>
                    <link>https://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/321506/</link>
                    <description><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.comicfury.com/comics/64/57ff91558f8155539d2b83a8b96d613d1888988886.png" alt="笑そうそう" title="I have a sneaking suspicion there&#039;s going to be absolutely no consistency about Wikipe-tan&#039;s rules, in the long run." width="655" height="1138" /><hr>Jane: What happened there? You love talking about *Discworld*.<br />
Trope-tan: I do love talking about *Discworld*.<br />
	It&#039;s, well…<br />
<br />
Wikipe-tan: Alright. &quot;an excellently executed technique indeed&quot;. Got it.<br />
	May you be considered a scholarly source?<br />
Xavius: Well, I&#039;m a public figure, so statements I make should be citable. I think.<br />
<br />
Fred: It&#039;s well?<br />
Trope-tan: I am going to tell you both a secret. I&#039;m quite sure you fully understand the conditions involved in upholding the holy covenant of secret-keeping.<br />
Jane: Naturally. Go on.<br />
<br />
Wikipe-tan: A public figure?<br />
Xavius: Yes. To be more precise, a superhero. … but I&#039;m not supposed to be revealing that because secret identity.<br />
	Whoops.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: I… I appear to have developed a degree of romantic attraction towards Wikipe-tan.<br />
Fred: That seems wholly unsurprising, and, given hindsight, was entirely evident the whole time.<br />
<br />
Xavius: Could you perhaps *not* tell the entire human population about this, despite your nature as the repository of all worldly knowledge?<br />
Wikipe-tan: Of course. I actually *can&#039;t* tell anyone[1].<br />
	You told me yourself[2]. It&#039;s original research.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: Just don&#039;t tell anyone, okay?<br />
Jane: You kind of just told the entire Internet.<br />
Trope-tan: … frak.<br />
<br />
Xavius: Oh. The original research thing.<br />
Wikipe-tan: Yes.<br />
Xavius: Does it… does it mean that you can only ever know things that *other people know first*?<br />
Wikipe-tan: *Yes*.<br />
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                    <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jul 2013 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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                    <title>ちゅうだんたん</title>
                    <link>https://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/167796/</link>
                    <description><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.comicfury.com/comics/52/61eba531885b6426d262f3edd4aef8772139843377.png" alt="ちゅうだんたん" title="Looking at pictures of cats with opinions tends to occupy the best part of my day." width="731" height="1127" /><hr>Trope-tan: Come on, Hiatus-tan. You were meant to show up in the previous comic.<br />
Hiatus-tan: Eh. Later.<br />
	I am busy looking at pictures of cats with opinions.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: But I put in the lightning effect and everything. Please?<br />
Hiatus-tan: Ugh. *Fine*.<br />
<br />
Hiatus-tan: Why did you not reveal my identity last comic?<br />
Trope-tan: To accommodate audience speculation. Duh.<br />
<br />
Hiatus-tan: Hi.<br />
Bob: Oh you are freaking kidding me.<br />
	The comic has a personification of *not being updated* now.<br />
Hiatus-tan: Yes. Problem?<br />
<br />
Bob: I think this was already rather well-established, but just to emphasise the point:<br />
	I. Hate. This. Comic.<br />
Fred: Funny. That&#039;s almost exactly the reaction most readers have to it.<br />
Jane: What a bizarre coincidence.<br />
<br />
Wikipe-tan: The history of the clacks network was detailed in *Going Postal*: specifically, the concept was devised by *Robert Dearheart*[1].<br />
Xavius: But didn&#039;t *The Fifth Elephant* suggest that the clacks system had existed for centuries?<br />
Wikipe-tan: True, it did[2]. That is arguably justified by time&#039;s being shattered in *Thief of Time*[3].<br />
Trope-tan: Right, so now Hiatus-tan is here, we can… get on… with… um.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: H-hi, Wikipe-tan.<br />
Wikipe-tan: Greetings… again[4]?<br />
	In any case, that generalised justification could be considered acceptable.<br />
<br />
Xavius: It bothers me that every single *Discworld* flaw is explained simply by &quot;the History Monks did it&quot;.<br />
Wikipe-tan: This explanation is ingrained into the setting in a way some have described as &quot;highly effective&quot;[5], however.<br />
Xavius: Oh, quite. &#039;tis an excellently executed technique indeed.<br />
Wikipe-tan: May I quote you on that?<br />
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                    <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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                    <title>二百四十</title>
                    <link>https://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/166002/</link>
                    <description><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.comicfury.com/comics/52/f0e2e9ad2b8eab8ead675112897f1fb11764434687.png" alt="二百四十" title="I was going to exclaim some fact about the HTTP status code 240. Unfortunately, there is no HTTP status code 240, so that plan did not go so well." width="735" height="2217" /><hr>Trope-tan: And so commences comic number two hundred and forty!<br />
	The first panel opens up with a statement of the comic number, which is closely followed by a description of the first panel&#039;s content!<br />
Fred: Visually, the panel features imagery of Trope-tan and Fred Phillips, both appearing as catgirls and in the art style of the Touhou fanwork entitled create.swf.<br />
	Also, walls of text.<br />
<br />
Bob: This isn&#039;t clever meta. This is just stupid meta.<br />
Trope-tan: … said Bob as the second panel started, characteristic of his complete inability to enjoy anything fun.<br />
<br />
Bob: This isn&#039;t even fun. It&#039;s only recursive.<br />
Trope-tan: Bob was subsequently removed from the rest of the comic for not liking recursion!<br />
	Because how can anyone not like recursion?<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: So, we enter the fourth panel of page two hundred and forty!<br />
Xavius: Why are you so excited about this being page two hundred and forty?<br />
	It&#039;s not really a milestone or anything.<br />
Trope-tan: Oh, but it is!<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: 240 is a highly composite number! Fact!<br />
Jane: That means it has more divisors than any preceding number!<br />
Trope-tan: Indeed it does! It has twenty of them, to be precise!<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: That also makes it a refactorable number! Fact!<br />
Fred: That means that its count of divisors, in this case twenty (as previously noted), is itself a divisor!<br />
Trope-tan: Correct!<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: 240 is also a pronic number! Fact!<br />
Xavius: That&#039;s because it can be expressed as the product of two consecutive integers!<br />
Trope-tan: Precisely! Fifteen and sixteen!<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: And it&#039;s divisible by the sum of its digits (six!), so-<br />
Jane: - that makes it a Harshad number!<br />
Trope-tan: Indeed!<br />
	Wait, how do you guys know all this stuff about 240? You&#039;re not omniscient; not at present, anyway.<br />
<br />
Fred: Oh, we asked Wikipe-tan.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: Uh… h-hi, Wikipe-tan.<br />
Wikipe-tan: Salutations. A pleasure to meet once more, *Trope-tan*.<br />
Trope-tan: Um.<br />
<br />
Wikipe-tan: To address the first *query* you haven&#039;t actually made, I&#039;m here because you referenced me[1] in the previous *comic*[2].<br />
Trope-tan: Um, right.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: Tho, um, I&#039;m kinda… omnipotent, now?<br />
Wikipe-tan: My congratulations.<br />
Trope-tan: Yeah.<br />
<br />
Wikipe-tan: … line?<br />
Trope-tan: Oh, it&#039;th… um, right. E-ecthcuthe me a moment.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: You are meant to be in this comic too.<br />
Mysteriously Unidentified Character: Yeah, yeah. Just give me another month or so?<br />
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                    <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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                    <title>じびきの でんわちょう</title>
                    <link>https://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/130921/</link>
                    <description><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.comicfury.com/comics/40/83a951d451e9832c6b4f90d28e24babf2141559422.png" alt="じびきの でんわちょう" title="This is the greatest idea anyone has ever had ever. FACT." width="769" height="1367" /><hr>Fred: Now that you&#039;re not flipping out about the relative height of your eyes, what are your thoughts on this new development?<br />
Bob: It&#039;s awful. All of it. Entirely awful.<br />
	There is no word in the English language to describe just how awful it is.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: I become increasingly convinced that if one looked up &quot;intolerable&quot; in the dictionary, there would be a picture of you there.<br />
Bob: … no, there wouldn&#039;t. Dictionaries don&#039;t work that way.<br />
Trope-tan: True, but wouldn&#039;t it be awesome if they did?<br />
<br />
Bob: Um, not really?<br />
Trope-tan: No, think about it. <br />
	If dictionaries worked like that, you could look up &quot;surgeon&quot;, and there would be a picture of a surgeon.<br />
	And then you could go hire the surgeon in the picture as your surgeon.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: Or you could look up &quot;plumber&quot; to find a picture of a plumber if you need some plumbing done.<br />
Fred: Or you could look up &quot;heroic&quot; and you&#039;d get someone, y&#039;know, heroic.<br />
Trope-tan: Or you could look up &quot;allergic&quot; if, um, you needed to test some antihistamines?<br />
<br />
Jane: So, if your president got kidnapped by ninjas, you&#039;d look up &quot;bad&quot; in the dictionary-<br />
Trope-tan: - and see a picture of me so you&#039;d get me to rescue your president!<br />
Jane: … sure.<br />
<br />
Xavius: Wouldn&#039;t there be lots of legal issues with releasing such a dictionary?<br />
Fred: Oh, indubitably. The reaction from the guy whose picture is under &quot;jerk&quot;, for example.<br />
Jane: The problem of slander is significant in developing this concept.<br />
<br />
Fred: Doesn&#039;t slander only apply to speech? If it&#039;s written I think it&#039;s called libel.<br />
Jane: But it&#039;s not written, either. It&#039;s a picture.<br />
Trope-tan: Libel covers images too. Other Wiki says so.<br />
<br />
Bob: There are already things that do this. They are called *phone books*.<br />
Xavius: Ah, but phone books don&#039;t provide definitions of words!<br />
Bob: … no, I suppose they don&#039;t.]]></description>
                    <pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 00:29:03 GMT</pubDate>
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                    <title>ばしゅたんと　たぶたんいます</title>
                    <link>https://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/128908/</link>
                    <description><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.comicfury.com/comics/30/ab7637ba04290c424b9fa8e5aeb1f13e365474487.png" alt="ばしゅたんと　たぶたんいます" title="What, were you expecting something *else*?" width="590" height="1150" /><hr>Xavius: Okay, so you have a comic. That, terrifyingly, looks kind of good.<br />
	Now what?<br />
Trope-tan: Nani?<br />
Xavius: Plot. What is it?<br />
Trope-tan: Um.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: Uh, suddenly bash-tan and Tab-tan show up!<br />
	The readers like them as characters, deshou? So this is good?<br />
Um, ka-teleport!<br />
<br />
Tab-tan: Huh? W-what just happened?<br />
bash-tan: Is this important? We were about to hold hands.<br />
Trope-tan: Yes, do that. On-panel so it counts as plot.<br />
<br />
Tab-tan: On the Internet? With… everyone watching?<br />
bash-tan: We would prefer to hold hands in *private*, thank you.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: It&#039;s … just hand-holding.<br />
	You were doing it on-panel earlier. I remember.<br />
bash-tan: … um, command &quot;It&#039;s&quot; not found oh dear I can&#039;t understand what you&#039;re saying.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: What, were you going to do something… else?<br />
bash-tan: Um, yeah. We were actually going to, uh…<br />
<br />
bash-tan: Going to, um…<br />
	This is awkward.<br />
Trope-tan: I think I get the idea. You don&#039;t need to-<br />
<br />
bash-tan: We were going to sit together watching the sunset.<br />
Tab-tan: Uh, then maybe cuddling.<br />
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                    <pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 12:43:10 GMT</pubDate>
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                    <title>わあぷで るうぷな</title>
                    <link>https://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/126514/</link>
                    <description><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.comicfury.com/comics/30/501a7b55edd6e110aeae7eb8545706ed980052295.png" alt="わあぷで るうぷな" title="x3 TEMPORAL LOOP COMBO wait I hate time travel why am I so happy about this." width="720" height="1152" /><hr>Xavius: Why aren&#039;t you just copying-and-pasting the Author&#039;s regular art?<br />
	Worked rather well for me.<br />
Trope-tan: Copying art is for the weak.<br />
<br />
Fred: Which is why you copied all this art directly from create.swf.<br />
Trope-tan: Precisely!<br />
Jane: Hmm. For *The Way Of The Metagamer*, it actually looks kind of… good. *This is insane*.<br />
<br />
Bob: My eyes are so tall why are my eyes so tall oh god oh god.<br />
Trope-tan: Bob nikumus it. Precisely nobody is surprised.<br />
<br />
Bob: What terrible idea have you guys had now?<br />
Xavius: Um, weren&#039;t you flipping out a moment ago? About how tall your eyes are or something?<br />
Bob: My eyes are… tall?<br />
Xavius: More so than usual, I guess.<br />
<br />
Bob: Weird. Why aren&#039;t my eyes tall any more?<br />
Jane: Um, they&#039;re still pretty tall.<br />
Xavius: Seems a rather minor thing to flip out about, really.<br />
	Compared to the whole being-a-catgirl bit.<br />
Jane: No, that&#039;s just *awesome*.<br />
<br />
Bob: Augh how is this happening what is even happening who when where why.<br />
Fred: Bob has been behaving very strangely lately.<br />
Xavius: Hey, your eyes aren&#039;t that tall any more.<br />
Bob: They aren&#039;t?<br />
<br />
Bob: If time flows right-to-left, then this panel is *before* the one where you told me that.<br />
	So, in this panel, I *shouldn&#039;t* know that time flows right-to-left yet, right?<br />
Trope-tan: Wait, do you think time flows left-to-right still?<br />
Bob: No, you just told me…<br />
	Yes. Yes, I do. Correct me please.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: That&#039;s your problem. Time furos the other way now. Right to left.<br />
Bob: … oh.<br />
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                    <pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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                    <title>In Which Xavius Says Frak This But Not Literally Just Figuratively And Gives Up On Making The Comic</title>
                    <link>https://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/123146/</link>
                    <description><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.comicfury.com/comics/20/15d8bcdc09620ba851088007dc18f8d11283047256.png" alt="In Which Xavius Says Frak This But Not Literally Just Figuratively And Gives Up On Making The Comic" title="Ugh. Not *again*. This is not nearly as awesome as you seem to think it is." width="638" height="1120" /><hr>Fred: LOL what I&#039;m making a Will save.<br />
Jane: OMG I&#039;m failing my Listen checks so I can&#039;t hear anything you&#039;re saying.<br />
Bob: Uh, Xavius, this hasn&#039;t been a DnD comic for over a hundred pages now.<br />
	And … we don&#039;t tend to use acronyms.<br />
<br />
Xavius: I can&#039;t think of any good storylines. I&#039;m really bad at being an author.<br />
	I&#039;m just not enough of an insufferably prætentious jerk, I guess.<br />
<br />
Fred: Then it&#039;s evident what to do. Get one of us to take over authorship duties.<br />
Bob: Hey, I&#039;m an insufferably pr*e*tentious jerk! Maybe I should go first.<br />
<br />
All: OH HARUHI NO.<br />
<br />
Jane: I agree with all those mysterious people we haven&#039;t met yet. Bob as author would not end well.<br />
Bob: Even *I* think that&#039;s a bad idea.<br />
<br />
Fred: Xavius, you could write some storylines about those characters in panel 4.<br />
Xavius: I don&#039;t know who any of them *are*, though. There weren&#039;t any notes about that, just the art of them.<br />
Fred: Oh, darn.<br />
	Hurry up and make Trope-tan the author, then.<br />
<br />
Xavius: Wait, what?<br />
Trope-tan: Nani?<br />
Fred: It&#039;s inevitable, given that she&#039;s the Mary Sue and all. Might as well get it over with.<br />
Xavius: Point. Right, here goes.<br />
<br />
Trope-tan: Omnipotence, nya!<br />
Xavius: I am already regretting this decision. … nya.<br />
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                    <pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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