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Merry Christmas!

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 22:43:00 +0000

8-Bit Ring Tones

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:00:00 +0000

Dear Next Generation Phone World,

I Spent this evening creating some 8bit ring tones for the iPhone and any smart phone. You can download just the one you like or all of them!

If you like them, drop us a line and let us know what you think!

Enjoy,
Engines Roar

Ring Tone 01:

This first one features a computer voice telling you two things, 1. it's the Telephone and 2. "Pick Me Up". This one is number one because it's my personal favorite, and you can't get it confused for a Gameboy going off in your pocket.

Ring Tone 01 iPhone
Ring Tone 01 Mp3

Ring Tone 02:

This one's for fans of Final Fantasy, although I'm not sure if I was thinking about that when I made it. Set this ring tone for all your lost love / fantasy calls.

Ring Tone 02 iPhone
Ring Tone 02 MP3

Ring Tone 03:

Trying to keep it a little tuff in four bars.

Ring Tone 03 iPhone
Ring Tone 03 MP3

Ring Tone 04:

This one is actually a song Carter and I never finished. It's dub inspired but we obviously still in love with King Crimson.

Ring Tone 04 iPhone
Ring Tone 04 MP3

For all four iPhone ring tones zipped together right click and save the links below:

8bit Ring Tones for iPhone

8bit Ring Tones in MP3 format

Objectified Screening

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:46:00 +0000

We recently help set up and sponsor the Objectified screening at the Alamo Drafthouse with AIGA, AMODA, and IDSA. There will be several screenings July 6th, 7th, and 8th at the Alamo Ritz downtown.

Thanks to the other sponsors Scion, Vulcan Video, and Design Within Reach for helping make this happen.

For more information or to order tickets please go to:
http://www.originalalamo.com/Show.aspx?id=6517

Ituner

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:00:00 +0000

Dear friends,

I finally got around to converting all of my web shows into formats ready for your itunes and ipod. Take me on the road with you or watch some cats look cute between phone calls.

Click here to subscribe: itpc://thewillsellarishow.blip.tv/rss/itunes/

Love,
Will

Mike + Katy Karaoke Party

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 19:32:00 +0000

Happy Birthdays. 05/28/08 @ Austin Karaoke

Who Am I? Episode 2

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:03:00 +0000

Hey Guy!

I'm back, EPISODE 2!

Did you get it right last time?!?

NO? TRY AGAIN!

Love,
WIll

Who Am I? Episode 1

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:35:00 +0000

Hey Guys,

It's time for my new celebrity game show WHO AM I? It's the fast paced hilarious game of fame and clues that allows you the viewer to play along!

Get ready, it's time for fun, fame, and WILL SELLARI!

Love,
Will

To the Ocean

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:29:00 +0000

Ocean Poetry by Robert Wetheringtion & Joanthan Coward.

Shot at Virginia Beach in 1999.

I found this footage at the end of one of my old tapes.

Millenium Driver @ Club Majestic

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:59:00 +0000

Footage from 8 years ago. Early Millenium Driver show at Club Majestic (which is now called THE MIX AT ONE 6). The song is entitled "Martin Lawrence was not Here". This is was in the days where we'd only heard about Dada and thought Devo and the Residents were our parents. In short, no ski masks yet.

Boys of Summer

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:55:00 +0000

I helped johnjacob make this in a bind one summer. It was a good time. Turbo, Jay, and me stayed up for 48 hours getting it ready, while Ed, Solange, and Angel wrote a term paper for me. I hope you enjoy it.

Let's Go to Costco

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:16:00 +0000

Sunday afternoon with Charles and Kayla.

Last Night's Viewing Selection

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:51:00 +0000

30 Days of Night
7 out of 10
Not as bad as everyone said it was going to be. There was a serious degree of violence and blood in this movie, akin to the remake of the Hills Have Eyes but without any mutant rape. The vampires were interesting, Russians maybe, who were kind of like vampire bat zombies rather than you're traditional vampires. There were a lot of holes in the story, but I really didn't go to see this movie with expectations of getting a really involved plot. I was honestly a little queasy by the end of the movie, something about people loosing hands always gets me. I would suggest seeing this movie in a theater you know will have 1. a digital projector 2. really good surround sound 3. cold as hell.

30 Days of Night Trailer

A League of Ordinary Gentlemen
7 out of 10
This documentary follows the not so fantastic lives of bowlers. It's true they're all ordinary but nothing about them is interesting in even a mundane way. The twist and turns of the PBA was interesting though, especially when introducing the Nike Exec. that they hire to fix it. The initial scene where he's introduced is in a gym; this guy must be at least 240 and is benching an equal amount even though he's in his 50s. It's also pleasant to hear him cuss so freely around bowlers who generally say "Gosh darn". Even bowling's bad boy Pete Webber can't compete with that sailor's mouth. Overall, it's an interesting look into the revitalization of bowling and a sometimes sad depiction of the life of a professional bowler.

Man-Thing
4 out of 10
Oh, lord. I have no idea where to start with Man-Thing except it almost immediately started a debate between my friends as to whether Man-Thing or Swamp Thing came first. After the movie we could agree on was that Swamp Thing is definitely more interesting. There's really no point in getting into the plot or any rational explanations for decisions made in this film. Imagine Swamp Thing in Florida. NO! Myrtle Beach and you start to touch on Man-Thing. The film felt like it was made for the Sci-Fi Channel, and had a not so subversive way of explaining who's a good guy and who's a bad guy. Now, I'm all for Nature Vs Man, so much so that if the film were made by Hertzog I'd be delighted. However, even if I drove a Hummer and agreed with all of Bush's environmental policies I would still root on Man-Thing for killing the entire cast of actors in this movie. The acting with the exception of the lead actor, The Sheriff, the cast couldn't decide if they were from New Orleans, the Everglades, or in the case of the environmentalist 3rd grade love interest teacher, Australia.

At the end of the day, I did watch this whole movie, and really enjoyed a lot of the look and feel of it. Although, everything that isn't a Thing, especially the humans, are less than desirable.

Man-Thing Trailer

FBRN: The Will Sellari (radio) Show, Ep. 1

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:11:00 +0000

Click To Play
Hey Guys,

I'm doing a version of the Will Sellari Show for the Fevered Brain Radio Network. I hope you enjoy this on your MP3 devices or at work or in space.

Here's the set list:

Jim Morrison - Charlotte Hornets Jersey
Shams - Flip'em
8-bit - Mario III
8-bit Weapon - Game Boy Roc
Adventure - Crypt Castle Cult Killer
Street Fighter 2 - A Violent Emotion
Depeche Mode - Policy of Truth
The Future Sound of London - First Death in the Family
Coil - Dark River (Autechre Mix)
Squarepusher - Fat Controller
The Misfits - I Turned Into a Martian
Assacre - Cyclops Genesis
In Flames - Wayfaere
Jefferson Starship - Sara
Steely Dan - FM
King Crimson - Book of Saturday

Please comment and send me requests, emails, etc.

I hope you enjoy the show.

Love,
Will

Returning

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 16:24:00 +0000

Hey Guys,

Dylan recently gave me a pretty direct deal of shit about doing new videos. Once I get my set up done next week there will be new episodes of BONUSmissions. Although, as Dylan suggested they'll be shorter bootleg copies of my show. Keep checking in.

Love,
Will

ROB NEEDS OUR HELP!

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:38:00 +0000

Hey guys,

This is kind of a big favor, but I need all of you to sign up for FAN accounts at FAMECAST.COM so you can vote for big Rob Wetherington. I can't tell you exactly how much I love this man because there are no known numbers that go that high. Furthermore, there is no one voting...period.

What does that mean? It means if only 20 of you sign up and vote for Robert he's pretty much going to get a free trip to Austin. Furthermore, if enough of you vote for him he'll get $10,000.00 dollars US cash! AND IF THAT HAPPPENS, he'll definately throw the biggest party on earth in Austin.

This is a serious favor I need from all of you, if you do just for me I'll throw you a damn party.

Here's what you need to do:

Register for a FAN ACCOUNT at Famecast by clicking here
Confirm your account, which won't get your email address sold, you won't get spam, etc.
Go to Rob's video by clicking here and vote for his video
Rob and myself will love you forever

Here's a brief example of our love:

Please please please friends, I can't thank you enough for your help.

Love,
Will

PS PLEASE REPOST THIS OVER AND OVER AND OVER

Guys Just Bein' Guys: Reunion Part 2

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Thu, 10 May 2007 19:01:00 +0000

Hey Guys,

We're back again for Part 2. Special features include a few words from Rob.

Keep being guys,

Will

BONUSmission: 04/05/07

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:46:00 +0000

Daily Video for Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Explorations:

-Viewer mail = Ryan Lauderdale & Geddy Lee

-Fly by Night Vortex

-Mucho Convaleros

Notes:

Opening Music = "To Be Free " by Angels & Insects

BONUSmission: 04/04/07

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:42:00 +0000

Daily Video for Wendsday, April 4th, 2007

Explorations:

-Neo-Arcadia Cancelled

-Truth about Japan

-secret song

BONUSmission: 04/03/07

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 21:48:00 +0000

Daily Video for Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

Explorations:

-News Update = Teenage Mutant Bloody Turtles

-Neo-Arcadia:
Hosted By: Mark P. Hensel, Beatrice Thomas
When: Wednesday Apr 11, 2007 at 6:30 PM
Where: Flatbed Press
2832 East MLK Jr Blvd
Austin, TX 73301
United States
Description:
Click Here To View Event
Click here for Directions

-Cat FAQS

Notes:

-Opening music by Cassanova Action

BONUSmission: 04/02/07

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:07:00 +0000

Daily Video for Monday, April 2nd, 2007

Explorations:

-Viewer Mail = Barby Reece AKA Dylan's Reece's Mom

-Guest Star = Jacob Clifton

-Beard Update

-New Spin on an Old Joke = Jonathan Coward

Notes:

-Opening music by 8-bit Weapon

Guys Just Bein' Guys: REUNION part 1

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:28:00 +0000

Hey Guys,

Me and Ben take a trip down memory land because being a guy rulez and shit.

-Will

For those of the Ipod

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 14:50:00 +0000

Hey Guys,

Soon, all episodes will be in .MOV format so you can Itunes/Ipod them.

But for now, here's a Jacob on Gay Gothic Males:

Watch the Video

Love,
Will

BONUSmission: 03/23/07

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:34:00 +0000

Daily video for Friday, March 23rd, 2007

Explorations:
-New Segment = Make My Brain Smarter!
-ATTACK! Robot needs to learn about Love!

Notes:
Opening Music by Adventure

BONUSmission: 03/22/07

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 23:16:00 +0000

Daily video for Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

Explorations:
-Business Casual Thursdays
-1st Hate Mail! from xxxKCBxxx
-The origin of X-treme Sports
-Birthday wishes for Jacob Clifton
-Cat F.A.Q.s

Notes:
-Opening music = "Science" by 63 Crayons

BONUSmission: 03/21/07

williamsellari@gmail.com (William Sellari) — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 21:38:00 +0000

Daily Video for Wendsday, March 21st, 2007
Expolrations:
-The effects of Christopher Cross on Beard Trimming
-Song about danger = "HouseBoat DeatBed"
Notes:

-Opening Music = "Loredo" by Adventure