I understand people make mistakes. In my youth I put myself in the position more than once that could have resulted in a DUI. It was stupid. But people do screw up. The thing is, to learn from these mistakes. When you don’t learn, than you are a fool. Here is a story of a girl you got 2 DUI’s in a five hour period! WTF?

Md. woman arrested twice in 5 hours for DUI

Texting Champion? Seriously? $50 grand? Come on now! What is all this about? Here are a few things about this world we live in right now. Everything is collectible and there is a contest for anything that humans do.

Can’t anyone do anything just for the fun of it? Well congrats to Kate Moore, the teen Iowa girl who won the US texting title. I’d like to make a joke about how much time she wasted, but, damn, she won $50 grand!

Here is the reason. There are programs out there that auto-spam other blogs like mine. They search the internet looking for people like me, just trying to run a simple blog and fill out comment area with stupid comments. Bodners comment is “I found that post especially interesting becuase it is something close to my heart also, I have also had an incredible passion for this kind of thing.” This is obviously as generic comment that the programs he uses puts on peoples sites. (not to mention be misspelled “because’)

The sad part is it probably works. Why? Oh, believe me, anyone running a blog knows what this crap is and deletes it instantly. The think is, there are thousands of dead blogs out there they do not get updated. On these blogs, these comments never go away.

Why do people do this? Because with comments like these, there is a link to there website and that’s what blogging is all about, getting links to your site out there. And scum like this Bodner doesn’t care about anyone but his greedy little self and doesn’t care how many people his messes with as long as it brings him in a few dollars.

I really hate people like this. They are the worthless people who are ruining the Internet for the rest of us!

It always amusing to see this television created stars who soak up all the attention they get early, when the world seems to love them, and they go crazy once the honeymoon is over. That’s the way it goes.

Whenever I see a celebrity cry or complain about how rough it is dealing with all the pressure, I want to say, You made your bed, now sleep in it. You don’t like it? Get a fucking real job, work 9 to 5 the rest of you life with a week or two off a year for vacation and hope that your 401K is going to be enough when you retire.

Oh, so the press makes fun of your weight! TOO BAD! I wish that was the worse of my problems. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to scrape up pennies so I can pay my mortgage and have a place to live. You, Kelly Clarkson, why don’t you take six months off to find yourself, and then re-invent yourself, get married and then divorced, get on drugs or alcohol, blame it on the pressure of being rich and famous, get rehab, tell everyone how you’re back, and make another million dollars.I really don’t care, just shut up!

UPDATE:
Apparently I owe Miss Clarkson an apology. Read the comment below. Thanks for the comment! I guess I let my general irritation of the basic attitude of celebs get the best of me.

To all those Cryptozoologists out there; Do something meaning full! Ont this planet, there are plenty of animals that actually exist that could use your help. Stop wasting your time and others money.

“But the Abominable Snowman might really exist!” you say. My response it, “Who gives a F**k!” Look, even if they are out there, hiding in the mountains, there are fine just the way they are. And if you find them? Great, you can pat yourself on the back and say, “Look at me, I found The Chupacabra!” Big frinkin’ deal! Now humans can go mess with them and put them in zoo’s. Hey, maybe I can get a Sasquatch jacket?

Monsterquest! Have these guys ever found anything? You’d figure all these people searching all these places, maybe one of them would have seen something conclusive, huh? If anything, Monsterquest just proves what all normal people already knew, that the monsters don’t exist!

So take you strand of hair that no one can identify and keep hope alive, but just remember you could be doing something meaningful and that the rest of the world is laughing at you!

Speaking of that, how about “Drinkability”.  Water had  “Drinkability”, but maybe that explains your commercial because Bud-Lite is just carbinated water with a dash of color. The whole “Drinkability” thing is another STUPID marketing concept but people that probably still drink wine coolers, or Appletinis.

The problem is, the stupid corporations use collage educated marketing people to sell their product, rather that making a product that people actually want. Hey, maybe you should try to make a beer that actually tastes good, or at least has some taste.

Get this. ESPN, has been reporting on ever Favre rumor for months. Anytime anyone whispers the name, the folks at ESPN get immediately excited and run to the anchor desk to report it as news.

They must have got a sense that most people as sick and tired of hearing it because they have begun to  act like they are sick of reporting it. One of the ESPN “personalities” today said, “just call us if your playing”. Like it’s Bret’s fault.I will remind ESPN that Favre has said nothing! Just because you don’t have enough to report on, you milk this non-story to death and then blame Farve.

Here is an idea! Spend more than 10 seconds on each baseball, or basketball game, since that’s why we watch anyway, and STOP CREATING NEWS!

I HATE ESPN!

What’s the point? I can go onto Twitter and let the 30 people following me know that I have just eaten dinner and thinking about going to bed. I can let them know I am going to bet. In the morning, I can inform all my followers that I’ve awoken. Nice, Huh?

And my followers are all doing the same thing, right? Great. So that is a 12 hour period, 31 people post 3 entrees, or 93 tweets.  The main screen on twitter only shows 20 entrees. Am I suppose to go through page after page, reading post after post, just to know what my friends have all ate dinner last night?

I was thinking about people I follow. So I find someone I’m interested in and follow him or her. Who? Ashton Kutcher or Ophra? Do you know I don’t understand why anyone would follow these people? In fact I don;t know anyone that I really care enough about to “follow”. OK, I lied. My family I could follow, but the few that are on rarely post on Twitter or Facebook anyway.

I wish someone would explain to me what the deal is with this stuff? Really!

So the picture above is from a screen shot of one of my websites. This is spam that keep popping up in my comment sections. What kind of sick human is looking for pictures of this girl naked? Are they really that desperate? She is what? 16 years old? Even if there are pictures of her in a comprimising state of dress, would this really turn you on? Look, there are plenty of adult women out there who appear naked all over the internet. If looking at a 16 year old naked is what you need to get off, get some help.

I assume that since I get this sick little piece of spam everyday, there must be a market for it, and that scares me. It really does.