Another bad, stupid commercial. I really hate these Captain Morgan commercials! They are all the assholes I think need a good beating. OK, I really don’t want to see people hurting each other, but seriously, try to be a little less shallow!

Why does the rest of the world think Americans are jerks? Why, when an American actor shows up for an morning Aulstralian TV show, drunk off his ass . . . No John, you don’t have a drinking problem!

This is that Kia commercial with the hamsters, as if they have replaced people and grown real big. But I don’t see it that way. I think Kia is telling you that they think you are nothing but rodents. I think this is their Lemmings thing. Of course, using Lemmings would be too obvious and people would see right through their message. Ah, you are cleaver, Mr. Kia. You completely ripped the human race and no one caught on!

So, Mike, you’re not happy, huh?

Your luck to have a good paying job after what you’ve been through. The Philadelphia Eagles took a big chance signing you and you should do what they say and shut your mouth. You should be forever grateful and play football with the Eagles as long as they will have you.

Damn, you think 18 months in prison would have humbled you but . . .

Oh well, once and jerk, always a jerk.

There is a Ford Flex in which a young man is all excited about his new truck that doesn’t have a gas cap. While this might be a good thing to save you that 5 seconds it takes to remove the cap, he man says happily that he likes it so he won’t have the smell of gas on his hands. STUPID!

First, I don’t know about you gas cap but mine, as least the part I touch, NEVER has gas on it. If you are getting gas on the top of you gas cap, you doing something wrong!

Second, The gas pump itself is probably the reason why your hands small like gas.

I HATE INSULTING COMMERCIALS!

Come on, really? It this was the video game rental place things of gamers? Are you all really this insane? Look, and I want you to trust me on this, if you act this way over renting a bad video game, get help.

OK, I know this is just a commercial, and really, GameFly had the misfortune of listening to some old Ad guy who things he understands the younger generation. It really is the ad agency that thinks your all imbeciles. Gamers, are you not insulted by this? Would any of you cry in front of your girlfriend just because the game you rented is not as much fun as you had hoped?

If so, I’ve got an idea. If seeking help for emotional problems isn’t for you, try reading a review first, or ask a friend, or go on a gaming forum.

Do yourself a favor and don’t rent from this bullshit place unless they treat you with a little more respect!

Kate Gosselin wants to be in the movies - CNN

Hey, reality “star”. so does thousands of other that are working their ass off everyday to get better at their craft! You couldn’t handle a freak’n reality show, why would anyone trust you on something like a movie. Hey I’d like to be an astonaunt but that ain’t gonna happen.

“Reality stars” represent everything that is wrong with the world. They get on TV and begin to thing they are something special.  I don’t even know how the terms “Reality” and “Star” could be used in the same sentence. It would appear the a star is so far removed from reality that the whole thing is a joke.  STOP MAKING THESE PEOPLE “CELEBRITIES!”

Is it me or does the people who made this ad think female BMW owners are this stupid? Another stupid, insulting commercial. Maybe BMW’s suck the intelligence out of it’s drivers. No, the boy seems ok, so they must just think that women are stupid.

OK, I know this guy Jared use to be like 700 pounds, and eat Subway subs and lost a crapload of weight. I get it! In reality he says he was about 450 pounds. The dude was eating 10,000 calories a day!

The thing is, Jared developed his own diet. The is never a good idea. If you would like to lose 200 pounds, see you doctor. But he did it, but not just with Subway Sandwiches, but with exercise as well. We would do things like walk up a flight of stairs rather than using the elevator. Good for him!

But, damn, if his 15 minutes of fame shouldn’t be up now. He has a nice run but I am sick to death of seeing him trying to act funny in these stupid commercials. The first one ran in January of the year 2000. (It seems a lot longer). I’m sure he made enough money now from his almost 10 year run.

PLEASE SUBWAY, FIND A NEW EX-FATTY

Can I also say I hate the stupid $5 foot long song

I do a internet show every Sunday (that can be sen here COFFEE WITH JEFF). Last weeks subject was UFOs. One this I noticed was the common expression “UFOs are Real”.

Of course UFOs are real. The term UFO stands for Unidentified Flying Object. Anything you see in the sky that you can’t identify is a UFO. It doesn’t matter if it is an Alien space ship or a blimp that you can’t quite see right, it’s still a UFO. So using the term “UFOs are Real” is a stupid expression!