The Wonderful World of Unicorns

Another real unicorn deer sighting???

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:08:00 +0000

The Jury is sitting on this video.... is it really footage of rare unicorn deer or is it just an unclear video of a young deer.. with NO HORN?

What are your thoughts???

REAL UNICORN DEER SPOTTED!

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:26:00 +0000

In June 2008, on a nature reserve in Italy near Florence, a single- horned deer was spotted. This is a miracle of nature!

According to researchers, this single horn phenomenon is rather rare but not unheard of! The image above is the recently discovered one-year old unicorn-deer. Below is an image of another unicorn-deer, a full size male with antlers as well as a center horn!

I think they are just beautiful creatures!

Unicorns and Hand Grenades

noreply@blogger.com (CPro) — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:02:00 +0000

We found this game on another blog. It's pretty funny...but pretty gory, so it's a 14A rating people!

Check it out: http://goodergames.blogspot.com/

The Unicorn's Prophecy

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:13:00 +0000

This video was created by the same fella that starred in "The Unicorn Kingdom Club" video that we previously posted! They are both twisted and unique..... both are worth a peek!

The Avenging Unicorn Playset

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:12:00 +0000

Upon my reading adventures I stumbled across a neat little gift idea for a friend with a super sense of humour! It is called the "Unicorn Avenging Playset" Wow! Hahaha! This looks like it would probably be a good time for the entire family aside from the BLOOD AND GORE. The idea is clever...however, I do hope that the next Unicorn Playset to be released is a little more magical and a little less demoralizing to the unicorn breed. This sure gave me a chuckle, especially the fact that the set includes several interchangeable horns... different colours and textures... hahahaha--- Enjoy!

The Unicorn Code

1) Unicorns never lie.
2) Unicorns always lend a helping hand.
3) Unicorns are loyal.
4) Unicorns can keep a secret.
5) Unicorns don't use drugs.
(Thanks to sniderswinagain.blogspot.com!)

It seems that unicorns can be considered great role models and overall positive influences on children too.... Awesome

Some More Horned Relatives

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:24:00 +0000

THE ELAND

This relative of the unicorn family is called the eland. It has two long horns that extend upwards. This African animal is associated with magic often because of its raw muscular power. It is able to kill lions and other large animals so some South Africans believed that there must be a spiritual deity helping this animal.

THE ORYX

A member of the extended unicorn family, this animal is an antelope that has TWO long horns, that are relatively thin and come out of the forehead like a unicorn.

WANG: The Human Unicorn

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 06:02:00 +0000

Wang is from China and he is one of hundreds of individuals throughout the world that have been diagnosed with an unknown condition that some have dubbed, The Human Unicorn. Recently, these individuals have gained some recognition. A case was documented on Ripley's Believe It or Not! Currently, the most prominent and recent horn discovered belongs to Granny Zhao who is a 95 year-old woman. Another reported case is Zheng Zhou who is an 88 year-old man.

Funny Uni-Comic

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:39:00 +0000

Hahaha! Apparently, this little comic describes the reason that no unicorns exist! Clearly, it was made by a pessimist... because there are piles of evidence suggesting that unicorns still enjoy life on earth....nevertheless, it's still a cute comic! Just don't read too much into it! ;)

How to Hear a Unicorn

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:26:00 +0000

Did you know that you can hear unicorn banter? Did you know that you can hear a unicorn calling out to another if you listen carefully? Well, you can! However, to be able to hear a unicorn speak the listener must be incredibly patient and have lots of spare time. The big secret: you have to be in a place of love and peace in order to hear them.

The picture above illustrates how unicorn thought and language travels. If we are good enough listeners the waves will travel into our own telegraphic unicorn horns and into our minds!

Be one with the unicorn and listen intently with your ears. Don't be distracted by the visual environment. Emerge yourself in the world of unicorns and hear their message of love.

ANOTHER Unicorn Sighting!

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:44:00 +0000

WHAT A BEAUTY!!!!!

My Oh My!! This is one of the most beautiful unicorns I have ever seen... and I have seen my fair share! Please take a moment to marvel at the gloriousness that encompasses this unicorn. It is simply INCREDIBLE!

REAL Unicorn Sighting!

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 05:21:00 +0000

ANOTHER REAL UNICORN SIGHTING!!!!! AGAIN... MORE PROOF THAT THE MAGICAL ANIMALS STILL ROAM OUR WORLD!

More on the RARE DEEP SEA UNICORN!

noreply@blogger.com (CPro) — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:04:00 +0000

Check out these pictures of the secret deep-sea unicorn! How exciting! The pictures are great close-ups! I think I want one of these for my fish tank at home! What do you think of this miracle fo nature?

Horned Relatives

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:32:00 +0000

Narwhals are very real creatures that have an extremely lengthy tusk or horn that protrudes outward just above their mouths. These creatures are a breed of whale and therefore and bound to water. They are extremely social and intellectual beings.

Unicorns and Narwhals are distant relatives. I guess some of you readers may not believe this since one beast is land-ridden while the other frolics in the open waters; however, this is truth! Unicorns and Narwhals both evolved from another horned animal that was both land and water compatible. Somewhere, many many many generations back, there was a error in mating and two separate beings were created, both horned, but were either only land or only water compatible.

Nevertheless, for as long as can be documented, Unicorns and Narwhals have been hunted, murdered and robbed of their horns. It was believed that their horns contained magical powers that gave owner's great advantages in life.

Unicorns and Bullying

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:55:00 +0000

Bullying is a serious problem is today's school system. I want to release a word of warning... do not mess with a little bald boy wearing a unicorn shirt. The results can be piercing! This message applies to all individuals, not only to those who deteste unicorns t-shirts like the one the little "gay-wad" is wearing in the above comic strip. So children, think twice before striking a unicorn t-shirt wearing wimp, because flying unicorns are constantly soaring through the skies and quiet, magical unicorns are always sauntering through the nearby woods... they could easily attack a bully and end his life. Anyday. Anytime.

Play nice with one another! Let the love of the horn radiate. Pay it forward like the unicorns do! Let's save the world with magical love!

A Little Bit Of Magic.....In The Deep Sea!

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:47:00 +0000

A picture of the rare deep sea unicorn has been captured!! This is quite an exciting discovery! There has not been a deep sea uni spotting in over 18 decades. Mother-nature must be thanked for the creation of this still thriving wonderful water animal. I hope that everyone shares in the joy of this discovery. Tell a loved one!!! Spread the good news!!! The Sea-Unicorn IS STILL ALIVE!!!!

The Unicorn Population in Seattle

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:38:00 +0000

"THE SEXY FEMALE UNICORN"

Proving that there's real hope for the endangered unicorn population in Seattle. If only Moondancer can sneak out of the house, where he lives with a human female companion--according to the rumors on the street--and track down this sexy female unicorn...a little wine, a little song, a little hornplay...and maybe, just maybe...next summer, the beaches at Alki will be frothy with the frolicking of unicorn foal...??

from: http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=13910356&categoryID=0&IsSticky=0&groupID=101404832&Mytoken=2B1AA30B-64E3-435B-A4CD220AC426813C7096392

OH WOW! IT SOUNDS LIKE IT WILL BE QUITE AN ADVENTURE TO REFILL THE BEACHES WITH UNICORN OFFSPRING... I HOPE THAT MOONDANCER IS UP TO THE TASK! MAY THE MAGICAL FORCE OF THE HORN BE WITH HIM ON HIS JOURNEY!

CD Release!

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:30:00 +0000

Stuckey and Murray have just released a new CD entitled "Mythical Fornication"! It includes the song: "Unicorn in C Major".... which I believe will be a MAJOR hit!

By the way, I love the CD cover! How fascinating! The two music-makers actually captured and posed with a real unicorn. What a great shot boys!

The Unicorn Rap

noreply@blogger.com (CPro) — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 21:40:00 +0000

I'm not sure what this song is even about...
But it's got unicorns in it!

The Unicorn Kingdom Club....wow

noreply@blogger.com (CPro) — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 21:29:00 +0000

This is a Unicorn Club video that goes on an acid trip and makes you want to throw up by the end.

noreply@blogger.com (CPro) — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:48:00 +0000

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It's only $17.99 and it's time-telling abilities are to DIE for!

If you don't buy one, at least tell somebody who will...

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Magical Unicorn Rainbow Game!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:41:00 +0000

While I was on my on-line quest searching for the most recent unicorn pictures and information, I came across this incredibly realistic game. In the game you must use the unicorn's horn to gat down bad guys. The unicorn's health is measured in LOVE.

I think this is a great game! It really shows how powerfully magic the unicorn horn is. Beware the horn! Guns don't kill people, unicorn horns do.

	Magical Unicorn Rainbow Game
	Use your mouse to send magical rainbow waves to the people of earth before its TOO LATE!
More Shooting Games

The Horn of the Unicorn has MAGICAL POWERS!

noreply@blogger.com (CPro) — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:50:00 +0000

The horn of the unicorn has been sought after for centuries. In the
west, it was thought to have magical properties, and could purify poisons.

Therefore, it was a very valuable commodity to have.  Pope Paul III is said
to have paid 12,000 pieces of gold for one, but James I of England got a
much better deal for his, only paying 10,000 pounds Sterling for one.  The
horn of the narwhal was a common substitute for that of the unicorn for
those unscrupulous businessmen.

 Because of that problem, a common test to determine the validity of a
unicorn horn was to use its magical properties of purification.  David De
Pomis wrote, 'There is very little of the true horn to be found, most of
that which is sold as such being either stag's horn, or elephant's tusk.  A
true test by which one may know the genuine horn from the false:  Place the
horn in a vessel of any sort of material you like, and with it three or
four large and live scorpions, keeping the vessel covered.  If you find
four hours later that the scorpions are dead or almost lifeless, the horn
is a good one, and there is not enough money in the world to pay for it'.

How to BE a Unicorn

noreply@blogger.com (CPro) — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:29:00 +0000

Found this little tidbit on WikiHow.com -- Check it out and join the club!

How to Be a Unicorn

Steps

take an icecream cone
lick the open part of it or glue the edges
stick it to ur head
gallop as fast as you can for a long time until you are about to throw up yelling "nnnaaayy" or "wwwhhiinnyy"
Take it from a unicorn girl because you are their bitch

Tips

do not trip or fall it only makes other people laugh harder which makes the embarresment worse

Warnings

Careful people might laugh or stare at u
people may call u names or throw stuff at u

Article provided by wikiHow, a collaborative writing project to build the world's largest, highest quality how-to manual. Please edit this article and find author credits at the original wikiHow article on How to Be a Unicorn. All content on wikiHow can be shared under a Creative Commons license.

Critique #3

noreply@blogger.com (Catja) — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:56:00 +0000

Well, well, well! What have we got here? It looks impeccably creative! Here's what I think:

Positives: What a beauty! The use of colour is absolutely stunning and the detail in the picture is unbelievable! This artist is far beyond her years. The talent is simply remarkable; it radiates off the drawing. Great work little one...keep it up!

Negatives: Two aspects of the drawing stand out as negatives. First, the unicorn is missing a leg! I am sure one can see how this would create mobility problems for the unicorn. Secondly, there is a bow and arrow being pointed in the direction of the unicorns face! It could be a messy result!

Overall: 4.69/5.00

The Unicorn Store has Clothing for the WHOLE Family!

noreply@blogger.com (CPro) — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 22:11:00 +0000

There are different colours available for most items and available clothing sizes range from Small to 2XL.
Just CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE UNICORN STORE!

Adult Hoodie -- $29.99

Womens Track Suit -- $54.99

Adult Long Sleeve Shirt -- $24.99

Adult Polo Shirt -- $22.99

Jr. Spaghetti Tank Top -- $21.99

There are many more unicorn products available like magnets, books, clocks, hats and cards.
Just CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE UNICORN STORE!