http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/ en-US Fri, 10 May 2013 09:02:08 -0500 http://www.typepad.com/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirlhttp://feedburner.google.com http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~3/oHJg_68E3Lo/lily-reinvents-dating.html http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2013/05/lily-reinvents-dating.html Lily: Daddy, can I go on a double date? Me: Six is a little young for a double date. Who do you want to go on a double date with? Lily: Mike and Kevin.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~4/oHJg_68E3Lo" height="1" width="1"/> Lilatude Uncle iPad Fri, 10 May 2013 09:02:08 -0500 http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2013/05/lily-reinvents-dating.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~3/AGNYmc8N9Xw/cows.html http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2013/03/cows.html I had to drive Lily somewhere and got very lost. So on our next trip together, Lily expressed concern. Lily: Can you drive Daddy? Are we going to get lost this time? (Oh no! My daughter thinks I'm incompetent.) Me: Lily, Daddy can drive. Last time I just didn't pay...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~4/AGNYmc8N9Xw" height="1" width="1"/> Lilatude Uncle iPad Thu, 14 Mar 2013 10:29:15 -0500 http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2013/03/cows.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~3/fU4hlH6cZG4/smart-girl.html http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2013/03/smart-girl.html Lily: Daddy, my tooth hurts. Me: Oh? Is it really loose? Lily: I don't think so. It just hurts really badly. Me: I'm sorry. Lily: I don't think I can go to school today it hurts so bad. Me: OK, well let's make an appointment with the dentist. Lily: Ugh...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~4/fU4hlH6cZG4" height="1" width="1"/> Lilatude Uncle iPad Sat, 09 Mar 2013 09:44:59 -0600 http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2013/03/smart-girl.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~3/UrM88wskSSo/youngest.html http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2013/03/youngest.html Lily, who has two older brothers, just came into my office quite perturbed. "Daddy, I need a sign that says 'No people in my desk' please."<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~4/UrM88wskSSo" height="1" width="1"/> Lilatude Uncle iPad Sat, 09 Mar 2013 09:44:20 -0600 http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2013/03/youngest.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~3/hvXOWAifOF8/im-not-that-damn-old.html http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2013/03/im-not-that-damn-old.html Me: Everyone needs to say thank you to the dude working. E: What if it's a girl? Shouldn't you say "dude or dudette working?" Me: No, the word dude can be male or female. It just means "person." E: Maybe it was like that when you were young. Me: What?...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~4/hvXOWAifOF8" height="1" width="1"/> Daddy Uncle iPad Fri, 08 Mar 2013 10:34:17 -0600 http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2013/03/im-not-that-damn-old.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~3/hyQe3gKojvA/sometimes-you-have-to-put-your-foot-down.html http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2013/01/sometimes-you-have-to-put-your-foot-down.html Sometimes kids just cross the line. Me: No! No! No! You may **not** tickle someone and then say "time out" when they go to tickle you back.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~4/hyQe3gKojvA" height="1" width="1"/> Daddy Uncle iPad Tue, 22 Jan 2013 09:10:21 -0600 http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2013/01/sometimes-you-have-to-put-your-foot-down.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~3/xw_z_glMY2k/password.html http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2012/10/password.html Daddy: I'm setting up a new password on your computer. You'll need Daddy or Mommy to enter the password to be able to use the computer. Ryan: OK. Daddy: I'm going to log you in now so you can play for a while. Ryan: OK. Can you type the password...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~4/xw_z_glMY2k" height="1" width="1"/> Ryan Uncle iPad Tue, 23 Oct 2012 07:33:18 -0500 http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2012/10/password.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~3/xt1wIJ3J7XA/the-rest-of-the-story.html http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2012/10/the-rest-of-the-story.html Ever wanted to know what Jack looked like at the bottom of the hill?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~4/xt1wIJ3J7XA" height="1" width="1"/> Art Uncle iPad Mon, 22 Oct 2012 09:11:15 -0500 http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2012/10/the-rest-of-the-story.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~3/eDj4Sdidj0Y/time-for-a-diet.html http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2012/10/time-for-a-diet.html Lily asked me why a woman's belly had gotten so big. I said because there is a baby growing inside her. Lily: Do men have babies? Me: No, men don't have the parts to have babies. Lily: Then why is your belly so big?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~4/eDj4Sdidj0Y" height="1" width="1"/> Daddy Uncle iPad Mon, 22 Oct 2012 09:10:00 -0500 http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2012/10/time-for-a-diet.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~3/6-bWghHENCw/sucker.html http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2012/10/sucker.html Lily: Daddy, do you have a one dollar? I want to see what it looks like. Me: (opens wallet) Sure, here you go. Lily: (looks at dollar) I'm going to keep this, OK?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheWorldAccordingToERyanAndTheGirl/~4/6-bWghHENCw" height="1" width="1"/> Lilatude Uncle iPad Mon, 22 Oct 2012 09:09:07 -0500 http://www.theworldaccordingtoe.com/e/2012/10/sucker.html