The World Famous Jerry Lentz

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I want to see this film so badly because...

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:49:58 PST

...I love the films of, Henri-Georges Clouzot, of course, but I have always loved Romy Schneider! To me, she really was an amazing beauty!

Just watch this trailer for the new documentary, "Henri-Georges Clouzot's, INFERNO" and see how hot it will be!

Checkout this amazingly fantastic and hypnotic looking clip!

You most likely remember him for having directed "The Wages of Fear" and "Les Diaboliques," but I also loved his "Le Corbeau."

Look at this compilation of Romy Schneider and her work.

Read how "scientists" are communicating with Romy Schneider in the afterlife!

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:23:00 PST

Theodosia Burr Goodman was born in 1885. She became Theda Bara and made more than 40 feature films between 1914 and 1926. She died of stomach cancer in 1955 in Los Angeles. Many thought her name was taken from an anagram of "Arab Death". Only 4 of her features films exist, all her others turned to dust.

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:47:07 PST

If I could only get my life this organized.

The Cult is growing, it's doubling everyday, Listen in Stereo Now and get your Secret Decoder Ring!

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:01:53 PST

Learn Amazing and Horrifying things on this Podcast too gruesome to repeat!

The Cult of Jerry Lentz, Lesbian Twins, 14-foot Python, Amelia Earhart, Dan Aykroyd, Texas Triffid Ranch, BeBe Winans, The Mayans, Bears, UFOs, Giant Squid, Giant Jellyfish, Willie Aames, Where to Urinate, Sicilians, Jesus Truck and More Amazing Junk!

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Are you ready for someone that knows you and can express your real suffering?

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:40:31 PST

Are you ready for one, who has a sincere smile, yes, who has a kind word, who hears your dreams, who can see you the way you truly are inside and yes, then feel the open arms holding you above all others, and hear the voice that whispers to your very soul? Yes, you are ready for more!

Join us. Be with us. Yes, I want you!

Oh look, there's a Rape Machine!

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:41:23 PST

I'd go outside if it looks the other way!

You wouldn't believe the things they do!

I find myself in a Hitchcock frame of mind, so I thought I'd share what I've been watching.

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:42:16 PST

In this documentary the awesome Paul Merton looks at the early life and work of Alfred Hitchcock. It concentrates mainly on his London made movies. I was very impressed with this show! Not much out there about his early films, so I dig this very much. Well done.

I also really liked this documentary featuring a interesting mix of commentators like Larry Cohen, Sean S. Cunningham, Joe Dante, Ernest Dickerson, F.X. Feeney, Carl Franklin, Keith Gordon, Stuart Gordon, George Kuchar, Drew McWeeny, Daniel Minahan, Victor Salva, David J. Skal, and James Wan.

Here in a fun interview he tells Dick Cavett, "I think my mother scared me when I was 3 months old. You see, she said "BOO!" It gave me the hiccups. And she apparently was very satisfied."

All Three of these have multiple parts, so I recommend you search the rest out on YouTube, it's well worth it! Enjoy!

Finally, I have something a 17 year old girl wants!

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:06:26 PST

Don't be dirty! I'm talking about my Podcast!

When I was a teen, girls didn't want anything I had. Sad, really.

My friend's 17 year old daughter loves The Doors and Ray Manzarek. I know, it seems odd, but she's really an awesome young lady.

I mentioned to her I had talked with him when I was doing a morning radio show on the iconic alternative rock radio station KDGE The Edge in Dallas and I met him a few times when I moved to Los Angeles.

She seemed very excited, so I dedicate this special podcast to her.

Ray Manzarek Flashback Interview, Jim Morrison, The Doors, Perception, William Blake, Psychedelics, Subconscious, Kyle MacLachlan , Oliver Stone, Shamanism, American Indians, JFK, Echo and the Bunnymen, World Music, Jonathan Demme, Dallas, The Edge and More Fun!

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When Evan Handler plays me in the film it won't look right to you!

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:06:34 PST

Well, Chris Pine didn't look like William Shatner either. Maybe it's best we just squint our eyes and let our disbeliefs be suspended.

Artist and film-maker Sam Taylor-Wood, 42, is to marry her 19-year-old boyfriend Aaron Johnson, the star of "Nowhere Boy," Taylor-Wood's first feature film as director, which tells the story of John Lennon's early life.

I love the part where it says, Taylor-Wood and her first husband Jay Jopling, the art dealer, divorced last year, following the break-up he had a brief relationship with singer Lily Allen, who is 22 years his junior. It's like it's a competition!

I love movies about becoming something, like a band, a famous painter, or a hideous monster. If "Becoming Something" was a genre, it would be my favorite.

I thought this film was pretty good and they even looked like the guys a bit.

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There's a huge secret surprise hidden and waiting for you, in this Podcast!

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:06:18 PDT

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In the show hear wonderful stories and thought provoking commentary that will disturb and delight, you will laugh, you will cry and you may even nod your head knowingly.

Not Quite Hollywood, War of the Worlds Radio Show, Woody Allen, Girls Gone Wild, David Copperfield, Bigfoot, Killer Transvestites, Lost Boys, Dennis Hopper, and More Awesomeness!

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lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:51:43 PDT

On this date, October 30, 1938, Martians invaded New Jersey! Well, that's what radio listeners thought when they heard Orson Welles' broadcast of War of the Worlds!

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:46:05 PDT

I just watched this great fun documentary on DVD, and I'm buying it! Watch the whole thing here while you can. Don't mind the Portuguese Subtitles. This film is so inspirational and you'll love it!

This is really a fantastic documentary! I LOVED IT!

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:43:28 PDT

I know one might not think of Hitchcock for Halloween, but I do and this is a nice little documentary about his films.

How do Hot Girls like this stay so thin and sexy? Listen to the Podcast to...

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:47:54 PDT

...find out!

Don't be stupid any longer, Listen Now!

This podcast is a Love Letter to the talented Marisa Tomei, oh and it also includes, Natalie Portman, Paul Haggis, Eric Clapton, Ricky Gervais, Muse, Declassified Canadian UFO Files, 520-day Russian Mars Mission, and More!

It's scary! It's perfect for Halloween! It's funny! And it may just save you from getting cancer of the nuts! There are many New Ways for you to experience the show! Join the growing Cult of Listeners! Learn Awesome things you didn't know you needed to know! Don't put that in your mouth! Shut up and listen to the show NOW!

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lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:07:32 PDT

Man, have I been in a deep funk!

Can't seem to shake it. It's been raining, but I usually love the rain. My place smells moldy, stuffy and I left the windows open for a whole day. Maybe the rain is kicking up some mold?

Maybe when I vacuumed it stirred something up?

Maybe there are microscopic invaders from another world that have landed here to explore the dark jungles of my shag carpeting?

Can't seem to breathe. Can't see very well. Get choked up.

Maybe I need to wear one of those surgical masks like when SARS was loose, or a gas mask!

I would hate to get H1N1 again. I have several friends and relatives that now have it. You don't want it!

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:42:22 PDT

Questions?

Has there been a movie so bad you went to get your money back?

Have you ever gone out with someone and the date sucked, but some time later tried it again and it was good? Like maybe it was just a bad day, but then everything clicked.

Have you ever "De-Friended" someone in real life?

Has the acetone smell from the Meth Lab next door affected your behavior?

Have you ever been caught doing an embarrassing thing?

Have you ever trusted someone and then they ripped you off?

Ever have a good friend turn out to be fake and phony?

Have you ever started a band?

Have you ever been angry?

Have you ever dressed up on Halloween?

Have you ever farted in public and blamed it on someone else?

I know, you think this is another dirty picture! Some tramp stamp, or tattooed treasure trail...

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:55:10 PDT

...Well, you are just plain wrong again! This photo is a portion of a recent hi-res image from a camera on board the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter! These twisting dark trails are seen over the lighter terrain of the Martian surface. Such trails are thought to be the work of wind vortices or "dust devils."

Your mind is in the gutter!

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:37:09 PDT

Thought I'd share with you three videos that have cheered me up lately. Hope you enjoy!

If you hear it, you will come!

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:50:36 PDT

Thought I'd share with you some of my Voice Work on Rock Radio Stations from both coasts, please listen, it's exciting! If you like the way I sound and you want to hear more of it you can call me and I'll talk to you, imagine our talk over dinner, imagine rolling over in your bed and hearing me talk to you in my sexy voice until you come, or if you own Radio Station, a Movie Trailer House, or an Advertising Agency... Whatever.

Just watched, "What We Do Is Secret" directed by Rodger Grossman about the Los Angeles punk band, The Germs, and their lead singer, Darby Crash.

It was early in the AM and I've put off seeing this for sometime, as I know people involved in the film and in the real life events covered by the film and the fact that The Germs were very important to me at a certain point in my life, so that said, I didn't care to see some bad movie about it. It was early, as I said and I was tired, my wall was down, I was weak and I let it flow over me. There are some big problems with the film, but I watched it, never paused it and I dug it and it brought back some good and bad memories... Okay, I liked it very much and have to say, even as the story is a downer, it is an inspiring story.

The cast, is good, but Shane West is pretty amazing as Darby, a role that Leonardo DiCaprio developed for years with Allison Anders as director. Even Penelope Spheeris is portrayed in the film as she's creating "The Decline of Western Civilization."

Okay, I couldn't sleep, so I did another Podcast just for you! I think this one is the best one yet today! I can see by the email and my stats that it's being well received. Some really cool Facebook Friends are even Sharing them on their own profiles and Twitter Folk are re-twittering them as well, so that just plain ROCKS! I get embarrassed talking about the show, I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or selling it, but I've been getting awesome comments from really amazing people, many of whom are very important in areas of Publishing, Broadcasting and Film... and stuff.

Reading a book the other day about Woody Allen and there was a side story about the recently deceased Larry Gelbart and there was a cool thing about how in their early days, big people would help the new artists and talents out. It was just done back then. It was a given. People helped people and gave them chances. It doesn't seem to happen these days as far as I can tell.

I wish someone would come along and go, "I like what you're about and I'm going to give you a shot!"

Checkout today's New Show in it I go on about, among other things:

George Lucas' New Star Wars Movies, Brigitte Bardot, Jackie Chan, Andy Lau, Terrorism, Stephen King, John Lasseter, Peter Criss, James Dean, End of Moviegoing, Muppet Diplomacy, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Cancer, Violence and More! It's really good. I usually can't tell, because I'm in it, but I just know I'll be hearing from people about it! Hear it on any one of these possible ways and please Subscribe so that it will come to you Free and then you won't have to search for it.

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Is it wrong to let babies play with alligators and crocodiles?

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:58:48 PDT

Don't be stupid any longer, Listen to find out!

It's scary! It's silly! It's funny! It's STD FREE!

Bad Food, Paranormal, Synthesizers, Dr. No, U2, Madonna, Paying Strippers, Telescopes, Sex Toys, David Lynch, CIA Secrets and More!

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lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:44:56 PDT

I love this painting! I saw it first when I was a kid and even then at such a young age I thought it was like a Hitchcock scene. "Rear Window" maybe. I don't think I was turned on sexually, because I was so young, I might have thought, gee she's so clean and has no bubble bath or a rubber duck, but I believe I thought of cinema.

The Black around the window, the curtains, not unlike the movie screen in a darkened theatre.

I do know I was wanting the faucets we had on my tub to be like hers. The White udder-like fat knobs, very much like Mickey Mouse's gloved hands reaching out to squeeze her boobies.

Now, I can get aroused by the hint of her breasts and the big round nice bottom, because I'm older and a pervert, but I do still think about cinema and I think it's a sweet painting. Check out his other work!

Gil Elvgren

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:12:54 PDT

Hear the New Jerry Lentz Podcast Episode Now! While we're still alive!

If humans were forced to vacate Earth, where is the next best place in our solar system for us to live? Don't be an idiot any longer, Listen to find out!

It's scary! It's frightening! It's funny! It'll get you laid! It's FREE!

Balloon Boy Hoax Uncovered, H1N1, Films, Baby Hit by Train, Upload your Brain by 2040, Death by 2012, Trent Reznor, Nic Cage, 1000ft Long UFOs, Portable Black Holes, Ghosts, Dreams, Mold and More!

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Life imitates Art!

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 11:56:23 PDT

I'm so good! I figured it all out before Wolf Blitzer! Before Fox News! Before lunch!

I can hear him speak to me. It's like a whisper. Shhh. The surf. Spray of water.

lentz2001@yahoo.com (Jerry Lentz) — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 01:08:44 PDT

"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend." - Bruce Lee

I try. I really try. I want to empty my mind. It's filled with static and lightning and sparks. Yet, I feel as though I'm very flexible. Put me in almost any situation and I can think/feel my way out of it.

It's early, maybe 3am, I don't know. I could look up to the top right corner of my screen and see, I choose not to see the time.

In bed listening to Eckhart Tolle. He's speaking to me through the tiny speaker in a small soft pillow that I have on top of my right ear. My head isn't on the speaker pillow, because it gives me a crick in the neck, but I like it laying there keeping my head warm.

Tolle is talking and we are sitting on a park bench in my dream. We have a brown paper bag between us filled with sandwiches, a Snickers and a Twix. Two bottles of water. He twists the cap of one open, takes a sip and tells me, "Jerry, you are not just a meaningless fragment in an alien universe, briefly suspended between life and death, allowed a few short-lived pleasures followed by pain and ultimate annihilation."

He reaches in the bag for the Snickers. That was what I wanted after my sandwich, but he's eating the candy-bar first. He peels the wrapper free, takes a bite, looks at the Snickers' insides and continues, "Underneath your outer form, you are connected with something so vast, so immeasurable and sacred, that it cannot be spoken of, yet I am speaking of it now. I am speaking of it now not to give you something to believe in, but to show you how you can know it for yourself."

There's a pounding at the front door! Loud!

I'm shocked and my heart is pounding! Is the house on fire? My throat is burning. I might have a bit of acid reflux from this trauma.

I get up and as I'm sliding on my pants, I hear a woman screaming outside my door, "Jerry, get your goddamn ass up and open this fucking door now!"

No way am I opening this door now! I move over to the curtains and try and take a peek. I see her walking away. Now she's banging on the crazy neighbor's door and screaming, "Get your goddamn ass up and open this fucking door, I mean it!"

She's so drunk she went to the wrong door. She's so blind drunk she doesn't know where she is. Thank goodness neither of them own a car, or can even drive.

Hate it here! How have I allowed myself to end up like this? Living here. Sad. Depressed. Alone. The self hatred equals my hatred for them. Is it just a coincidence his name is "Jerry," or is it a joke the Universe is playing on me? Every time she screams an obscenity at him by name, I flinch. The nerves tingle all over.

These last few weeks I haven't slept well. The constant fighting and yelling and screaming these two people do just on the other side of these paper thin walls. Used to fear one of them shooting the other and a stray bullet coming through the wall and hitting me in the eye, but I believe the walls are so thin, she could throw a knife through it and it would stick me in the eye, or some other delicate and important place with major blood flow.

I want to be like water, so I won't drown.