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Dear North Dakota…

Klumpp — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 11:00:49 +0000

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Got your nose! -North Dakota’s Crazy Uncle

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Nothing Exists Except Atoms & Empty Space

mikegerber — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 09:57:01 +0000

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h/t This Isn’t Happiness. This post is utterly unique in every regard.

This post is utterly unique in every regard.

Dear James Bond…

Klumpp — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:00:51 +0000

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You’ve been in like twenty movies. Everyone knows who you are. We can’t give you any more missions. -MI6

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Dear Dean…

Klumpp — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 11:00:58 +0000

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I’m afraid there was a slight miscommunication. I thought I was signing up to live in a quad with 3 “roommates”, not 3 “room apes”. -A Student Covered In Monkey Feces

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Watson – Depression

BDC — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 11:00:52 +0000

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Watson is created by Jim Horwitz, frequent swashbuckler. (And Watson’s on Facebook, btw.) Related posts: Watson: Veggies Every kid's worst nightmare.... Watson – The Bees Watson is created by Jim Horwitz, frequent swashbuckler. (And Watson’s... Watson – Sleeper Watson is created by Jim Horwitz, frequent swashbuckler. (And Watson’s...

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Dear Latvia…

Klumpp — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:00:58 +0000

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I'm sorry, but suicide doesn't count as a chief export. Better luck next year. EU

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Dear Inspector Gadget…

Klumpp — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 11:00:30 +0000

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Last night was great. I've never seen a man get it up so fast before. Then again, I've never heard a man say "Go, go, gadget penis!" either. -Jennifer

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Dear Old McDonald…

Klumpp — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:00:41 +0000

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Getting past your firewall was ridiculously easy. You shouldn’t include your password in your theme song. Partly for security purposes, but also because it doesn’t make sense in the song. Signed, People Who Can Type “EIEIO”

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