The Young and The Relentless

Best Fireworks Display in Denver

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Mon, 06 Jul 2015 14:08:00 +0000

A few months ago, I got an email from the Colorado Symphony Orchestra that they would be playing a special concert on America's birthday.

I'm always on the look out for a fun place to see the fireworks with my family and this was perfect because we are obsessed with classical music thanks to our fantastic school music teacher. I immediately bought tickets!

I moved to Denver 14 years ago (holy crap has it been that long?) but I have never been to Fiddler's Green. I've been missing out! It's a great venue with seating and a lawn area. Lots of beer/wine/food vendors and most all of them took credit cards.

We arrived early, but we didn't need to. Turns out we were in line with all of the people with general admission tickets that needed a good lawn seat. I will tell you that the best seats are in the 200 sections. If you are in the 100 sections you have to move to see the fireworks because the stage will block them.

We all dressed up but we didn't need to because it is an outdoor concert, but we like to dress for the theatre. That's just how we are. We looked like we are the type of people that go to the symphony, which we are. Ha...just the thought of me being hoity-toity is pretty funny!

Once the sun set at around 8:30 we could see the stage much better and with a light breeze blowing it was the perfect night! The fireworks started around 9:15 and lasted about 30 minutes. The Symphony continued to play until the last 10 minutes so that they could step out and enjoy them too.

If you are looking for a family friendly place for your family to enjoy the 4th of July fireworks and experience some culture at the same time, this is the place for you!

LEGO Apple Watch Docking Station

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 13:24:00 +0000

I've had my Apple Watch for about 7 weeks now and I LOVE IT! I love being able to see so much information in a glance and I haven't gotten lost once since my watch taps me on the wrist when it's time to turn.

My watch gets lots of attention, but the most awkward demo I did was during my gynecological exam. My doctor was really interested in the watch and asked me a bunch of questions while I was in the stirrups. I laughed all the way home!

One of my favorite things to do with my watch is send my heartbeat to my husband and two friends that also have watches.

I have one question about my Apple Watch. Why is the charging cord 15 feet long? Seriously, can someone explain that to me? It has become such a pain to deal with this cord that I was forced to use my imagination and create a couple of docking stations for our electronics. I would have made one for our iPads too but my kids would only let me use some of their LEGOS.

I like to look at my watch in the middle of the night to see what time it is, so I wanted mine to hang. I was really glad that my daughter had some pink and purple bricks so I could make it girly.

We've been using our docking stations for a few days now and they are working out great! Time to get out the KRAGLE and make them permanent.

Upstairs Circus

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Sun, 22 Feb 2015 23:01:00 +0000

A year ago, I started getting together with other Moms from school. Moms that I already knew and Moms that I wanted to know better. We had a few fun outings together and then things kind of fell apart. My best friend was diagnosed with cancer and someone I thought was my friend, left me hanging. I started getting moms together again for breakfast on the first day of school and it was the best thing for me. I love connecting with my fellow Moms and sharing stories and getting to know each other better.

Several of these Moms have become my closest friends. It's a total bonus that some of their kids are my kids besties! I invited a handful of friends to join me in Downtown Denver for some crafting fun with mimosas. Three lovely ladies took me up on it and we had the best time!

Welcome to Upstairs Circus!

On the weekends, you can make a craft and have bottomless mimosas for the low price of $35. They have so many great choices of crafts, even for people that claim they aren't crafty. The really interesting thing is that you get better at your craft and closer to your friends with each refill of your glass.

I went with the Hex Nut Bracelet so that I could learn a new skill and open an Etsy store so ~~my husband will get off my back~~ about getting a job to support my family. I LOVE my new bracelet and can't wait to go back and learn another skill.

The very best thing about Upstairs Circus is that they are practically across the street from the new Union Station and you can take the light rail from all over the city and have a great time with your friends. There are a number of restaurants at the Union Station and in the neighborhood to have lunch when you are done. Be advised that people will be fawning all over you about how awesome you and your project are wherever you go.

Caution: Brewing Company

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Sun, 08 Feb 2015 23:26:00 +0000

Last weekend, Keith and I went out on a date. Our main objective was to see American Sniper and to have a nice chat over a martini. My little secret was that we would be stopping at Caution: Brewing Co on the way home for a night cap.

As you recall, one of my goals for the new year is to visit some craft beer pubs with my darling husband. This is the first stop in the #weissbeerbucketlist.

One of the first things I liked about Caution is that they are close to my house. Within 5 minutes, I can have my butt on a stool. This was also good because the night we went it started to snow as we arrived and it was blizzarding by the time we left.

I was intrigued by the Wild Blonde Ale because it is made with Minnesota Lake Rice. It was really good and more light than some craft beers I've had before.

After trying several beers, Keith decided on the Hippity Hops IPA. He thought it was great because he doesn't like hoppy beers. He could definitely taste the slight chrysanthemum and thought it really enhanced the beer.

We laughed over the name of this beer and then went home.

It's funny to us because Keith's mom uses a walker.

Caution: West is located in Lakewood Colorado on Wadsworth next to Wing Stop. They don't serve food but you can grab anything you want and bring it in. They also have some fun games host trivia and game nights.

Caution: West

1057 S. Wadsworth Blvd, Unit 60

Lakewood, CO 80226

Boyhood

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Wed, 28 Jan 2015 17:56:00 +0000

Boyhood is nominated for Best Picture, Actor in a supporting role (Ethan Hawke), Actress in a supporting role (Patricia Arquette), Directing and Writing (Richard Linklater), Film Editing (Sandra Adair).

What an interesting movie. I really enjoyed watching this young boy navigate life from the age of 6 to 18. The story telling is really good with a few slow parts but that could be because the movie is so long that I needed a break in the middle. At 2 hours and 45 minutes, I do advise treating yourself to an intermission otherwise you might give up on the film half way through.

I find it really interesting that this film was filmed over a 12 year period. I loved seeing how Mason and Samantha grew with each new time period and felt so bad for the string of bad relationships that Patricia Arquette's character found herself in.

I like the ending message of the film; that moments seize us. I like to think Mason has a great future ahead of him and will be happy someday.

Boyhood won a Golden Globe for Best Picture, Best Director and Best Supporting Actress.

Selma

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 14:20:00 +0000

I'm starting to notice a reoccurring theme in my life.

My education in Greeley Colorado was....lacking. I'm sad to say I did not learn about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. in school and I'd really like to know why since I had his birthday off starting in 1986. My Vietnam Veteran Father took great offense to this because I was required to attend school on Veteran's Day. Granted, my Dad was nearly killed in D.C. while serving in the Army because he was assigned to the riots that erupted in the late 60's. My knowledge of King was tainted by my Dad's experience.

I would liked to have learned in school, what I learned during the movie Selma and what my kids learned this week in 2nd grade.

Selma was eye opening for me, as you can imagine. I did not know Dr. King won a Nobel Peace Prize and that he wished for non-violent protests. I did not know politicians and law enforcement in the south were not following the law and were instead taking people's rights away. It is heartbreaking to see.

I highly recommend Selma to anyone who doesn't think they know what was happening in American in the 60's. I'd also advise you to bring tissues and a best friend. This film should not be viewed alone.

I'd also advise you to take some of what you see with a grain of salt because as is often the case with films made about actual events, I believe some of the facts are embellished for entertainment value. Did LBJ really say, 'Don't shit me George Wallace?'

I'd like to know more about what happened between LBJ and MLK and if the President really did drag his feet on the Voting Rights Act. It seems like so much turmoil and deaths could have been avoided. My husband (who received better schooling than me) tells me LBJ didn't have the authority to do anything and it was in the states hands. In that case, all I can say is, 'Are you shitting me George Wallace?'

Selma is nominated for Best Picture and for Original Song.

The Song, Glory by John Stephens and Lonnie Lynn and sung by John Legend and Common won a Golden Globe for Best Song.

What Do You Know About THAT?

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Thu, 08 Jan 2015 02:00:00 +0000

Did you listen to the Serial Podcast a few months ago? I was late to the party. (story of my life) and started listening to it when there were only 2 weeks left.

For those of you that don't know what Serial is, click here.

I was hooked and when it was over and I realized Dateline was all repeats, I started reading Finding Chandra by Scott Higham and Sari Horwitz. It's about the disappearance and murder of Chandra Levy back in 2001. It's pretty good.

Anyway, I've been reading it and I started to notice the person that read the book before me hated the word THAT. They crossed them out.

So I posted the picture on Instagram and soon learned we are all overusing the word THAT and it can be completely unnecessary. And now I'm worried ~~that~~ I'm using the word too much and I now have to go through all of my old blog posts and strike out THAT. Now I'm wondering what else I didn't learn in high school. Damnit Greeley Colorado!

RIP Elly May

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Fri, 02 Jan 2015 22:17:00 +0000

When I was a kid, I watched The Beverly Hillbillies all the time! It was a great show and so funny! I loved Elly May and thought she was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen. She was also so oblivious to what was going on. She also had a way with raccoons just like me!

In the mid 80's, Donna Douglas sang and spoke at my church and I was able to meet her. She was so lovely in person and I had never met a celebrity before. She even signed my bible.

Donna Douglas passed away yesterday at the age of 82.

Into The Woods

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Wed, 31 Dec 2014 14:58:00 +0000

Keith's parents and brother left early on Christmas Day. We had our fancy meal the night before and had lots of leftovers from the 4 days they were here so we decided to have popcorn for lunch and see Into The Woods.

I was completely unfamiliar with this movie that started as a play. My husband had seen the play a long time ago and owned the soundtrack. Needless to say, he was very excited to see it made into a movie.

The trailer for Into The Woods has not really let on that this is a musical. If you aren't expecting practically every single word to be sung, then you might be in for a shock. Do not see this film if you hate musicals or have a migraine. All of the singing might be too much for you.

My family happens to LOVE musicals and we were thrilled that even some of the talking scenes were sung by the actors. The set design and music is just wonderful. You really feel like YOU are in the woods and it isn't even 3D.

I have to tell you that I was very uncomfortable with the scenes between Red Riding Hood and The Big Bad Wolf (played really well by Johnny Depp). If you are taking small children to this film, you might find it inappropriate. Luckily, my kids only read into it that he wanted to EAT her. There is also lots of scary parts at the end but my kids took it in stride.

I absolutely loved Anna Kendrick in this film and Chris Pine is fun to look at. His hair is puffy and the song he performs with is brother is funny and clever. I cried during the scene in the tower with Rapunzel. 'Stay with Me' is one of my favorite songs from the film.

Into The Woods is nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Picture. Emily Blunt and Meryl Streep are also nominated for best actress and supporting actress. They should all win!

PTA Christmas Gifts

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Fri, 19 Dec 2014 17:22:00 +0000

By now all of the Dennison PTA Chairs have received their Christmas gifts. This is my second (and likely last) year as the PTA President so I wanted to give out something that was special. I'm proud of the PTA logo that my husband made for me last year so I had an idea!

I made Christmas ornaments with our logo! In my fantasy, these 27 people will put this ornament on their tree every year and have warm fuzzy feelings about how they have made a difference and done amazing things for Dennison. Well...that's how I feel when I look at MY ornament.

I'm proud of what the parents at my school do for all of the kids. Every single thing is done by a parent. A parent that cares and gives their time. The kids at Dennison are better because of our PTA.

Thank you to anyone and everyone that volunteers in any PTA. Your commitment and time is appreciated.

Peanut Butter Truffles

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Mon, 15 Dec 2014 14:49:00 +0000

I have a food blog that I can't remember the log in for because I haven't posted on it in over a year. How lame is that? The good news is that I've decided to post a yummy Christmas treat recipe here!

You have to make these. They are so good and super easy. Meghan did most of it herself and she is only 7.

NOTE: My dear husband says that a truffle isn't a truffle without booze in it. I disagree. I think he just likes those better.

Peanut Butter Truffles

1 cup confectioners sugar
3 tbsp butter, softened
3/4 cup peanut butter
1/2 bag of white chocolate disks (purchase at craft store)

Mix together the sugar, butter and peanut butter. Roll the mixture into 1 inch balls and put on baking sheet covered in wax paper. Chill the pan in your fridge for 30 minutes.

In a microwave safe bowl, melt the chocolate disks. Microwave for 1 minutes, stir and then go for 30 seconds more until the chocolate is melted and shiny.

Roll each ball in the chocolate and put back on the baking sheet. Chill again for 20 minutes and then enjoy!

* You can use the entire bag of chocolate disks. It will only make them more better. We were trying to cut back the sugar/calories just a smidge.

My Last Text to my Brother

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Sun, 06 Jul 2014 15:21:00 +0000

On July 7th last year, we were winding down the holiday weekend and Keith grilled ribs. We were sitting on the patio, enjoying the beautiful weather and a bottle of wine. I was admiring my basil plants and swatting bugs away from my wine.

I came up with a genius solution to my bug problem without having to go into the house for a stopper.

I knew that my brother would appreciate my ingenuity so I texted him a picture.

I titled it Ghetto Wine Cork.

I didn't get a response.

I didn't think much of it because he had recently moved to a beautiful new townhome and I was sure he was very busy setting up his place.

What I didn't know is that he was dead.

It's been a year today and my brain still can't accept it. I don't think I ever will.

I miss you Rob.

Booze Corner

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Thu, 23 Jan 2014 14:34:00 +0000

Yesterday I was watching Channel 4 local news because Entertainment Tonight was being replaced by a special about The Broncos. Don't get me wrong, I love football and The Broncos but I'm trying to pace myself before the big game.

This story came on about car seat safety. They had a Mom with a little one and they told me that she has twins on the way. They showed her buckling her kid into a car seat and then they showed her in what I'm assuming is her kitchen. Well...here, I took a picture of my TV for you.

Photo taken with iPad from recliner

Was this the best place to interview this pregnant Mom about car seat safety? Who the hell set this shot up? Whoever did it....should be fired or sent to work for MSNBC.

This is why I will never let Channel 4 News in Denver interview me for a story.

GLEEprov on Date Night

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Tue, 14 Jan 2014 14:39:00 +0000

Thank you Sarah for reminding me that I never told you where I took Keith on our date!

It was so nice to get out for an evening by ourselves and Keith loved that we did it on a Friday night because it reminded him of the old days when he'd go out after work. The old days....before we had two kids and the PTA to deal with. We talked about all kinds of things but not about the kids.

And we held hands.

Keith was channeling his inner Don Draper.

Finally, we got to our destination! The Bovine Metropolis Theatre to see GLEEprov!

It was so fun! A cast of ten who take a suggestion from the audience about something that happened to them when they were in high school. In this case, a girl that was a high school mascot. They made up a story and songs on the fly about that topic and it was hilarious!

GLEEprov is running for four more weeks, every Friday night at 10:15pm.

side note: Our waitress at The Rialto told us that she knows one of the instructors at The Bovine and that we should look for him and say hi from her. She said, you can't miss him...he's bald. Well...there were about 15 bald men at this show! They just kept walking in and we laughed and laughed!

Snow Covered Patio Furniture

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 18:46:00 +0000

The only reason I got out of bed the other morning was because I couldn't find any snow covered patio furniture pictures on Instagram.

Day Out With Jessica

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Mon, 21 Oct 2013 12:00:00 +0000

My best friend Jessica was coming to town and I needed to find some stuff for us to do. I went to Denver.org and put in the day that we'd be spending together. That's when I discovered that the Great American Beer Fest was going to be that weekend.

This also means that it's Denver Beer Week! Yeah Baby!

I immediately found the perfect thing for us to do.....a Beer Paring Breakfast!

I asked Jessica if she has convictions about drinking before noon. She didn't, in fact, she said she encourages it! I called up Pub 17 on Welton to make a reservation and the nice man that took my information said that my name sounded familiar. I asked him if he was a member of the PTA and he said no. He made a big deal about telling me the menu and kept calling me Mrs. Weiss.

Jessica and I arrived a little early for our breakfast and the man I spoke with on the phone greeted us warmly. I explained to Jess that he thinks I am somebody. We sat at the bar and ordered Dirty Martinis and he told the bartender that they were on him. Who does he think I am?

I suppose he could have googled me while we were on the phone.

What do you know! Google thinks I am somebody!

Jessica and I had the best time and our Beer Pairing Breakfast with Fort Collins Brewery was so great! You can read all about it later this week on The Rookie Foodie.

The Olson Cabin

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 13:11:00 +0000

We haven't been on a trip since March. We traveled all over the country for two years and now we're taking a break because we have a big trip coming up in July.

For the first time ever, we'll be taking the kids to my favorite place on earth! The Olson Cabin.

It's cabin that has been in my family for a very long time and is the place I think of when someone tells me to go to my happy place. It's in Northern Minnesota on a lake and it's the most peaceful place you could ever imagine.

My Great Grandparents bought the land when they first came to Minnesota and it started as two rooms. Over the years, they added a bedroom and bathroom with indoor plumbing and a long screened porch. My Dad just spent 3 weeks at the cabin having it remodeled and our old guest room furniture that belonged to my Mother in Law is now in the bedroom.

I can't wait to take my kids there!

And neither can my Dad. He sent the kids these shirts last week! We're so excited.

There's No Place Like The Olson Cabin

As you can see....my little photo shoot didn't go so well. Maybe this should be my new header!

On a side note, we'll also be headed to Canada to spread Robert's ashes at his favorite fishing spot. It will be nice to finally fulfill his wishes.

Working From Home

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Mon, 07 Oct 2013 12:00:00 +0000

Keith and I were joking about all of the reasons that people come up with to work from home. Everything from being sick to ~~their dog is sick~~ waiting for the cable guy. I decided to come up with a list for the over 50 crowd. These are all acceptable reasons to work from home.

#WFH Excuses if you're over 50 years old

I forgot to take my pills
I have the sh*ts
I have a hemorrhoid
I have a doctor's appointment
I can't remember where I work
I've fallen and I can't get up
I have a woody and my wife is home
It's snowing
It's not snowing
I can't remember where I put my car keys
I accidentally took viagra instead of blood pressure pills
I'm working on a puzzle
I have to drive my wife to her mammogram
I think Publisher's Clearing House is going to stop by

Disclaimer: It is not my intention to enrage the elderly community. I think Obama is doing a great job of that all by himself. I'm also not poking fun at my husband, he helped me make this list.

Oktoberfest Party

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Wed, 25 Sep 2013 15:07:00 +0000

I had selfish reasons for throwing my husband a 50th Birthday Party. Yes, I thought it would be fun and I wanted to honor him but I also wanted to make sure that he throws one for me in 25 7 years.

iKeith and I love going to Oktoberfest every year (when we can) and we're both German (him more than me) so it was the perfect theme! We were also celebrating Keith's parents 50th wedding anniversary....thank goodness those too had a fling in the backseat of that car!

We had a white tent that served as the Bier Tent and it also held the food. Brats, Sauerkraut, chips and dip and Deviled Egg Pasta Salad. We went through 13 pounds of ice. THIRTEEN! We offered two kinds of German beer and Coors and Bud and Sam Adams Oktoberfest which is my personal favorite. That great sign was purchased from Party City, online....they don't carry it in the store.

Also from Party City, the cute bibs! I had fully intended to purchase authentic lederhosen and a beer wench outfit but Keith said no. These worked great and I was able to ~~force~~ convince my Mom, Sister and Mother in Law to wear them too. My friend Helle helped me make the Pretzel Necklaces for all of our guests. It was a nice little snack while chatting with friends and drinking a cold bier.

See our friends there? Everyone was required to take a picture with them before they could leave. They also came from Party City. Everyone had fun moving their arms and legs into fun positions for the pictures!

A good time was had by all and the weather was perfect for that short time. It was great to see our dearest friends and family again for a happy reason and Keith's Birthday wish is that he lives long enough to see my 50th birthday. Well! He had better because he has a party to throw!

God Bless Texas

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Sun, 22 Sep 2013 15:00:00 +0000

My sister came to visit recently. We always look forward to her coming to town because when she is here every day is a party!

We get to have donuts and ice cream and Keith doesn't mind because he can't say No to Aunt Bobbi.

My whole family and Keith's whole family came to town for Keith's 50th Birthday and Bobbi and my Mom were so very helpful and I remembered that I can double dog dare Bobbi to do just about anything.

Like this.

I texted this picture to Keith and his response was: A little Texas in Colorado can be too much of a good thing!

We miss you Bobbi....come back soon!

If any of you are in the Plano Area....Bobbi just opened a brand new Massage Therapy Office and she'd love some new customers! Free riding lessons with every massage.

TOTES! Journal and Planner Storage

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Fri, 06 Sep 2013 19:36:00 +0000

Flashback Friday! This was published just two months ago....but I think Google would like to see it again.

A while back, my dear friend and partner in organizing all things showed me her Thirty One Tote that she uses for storing greeting cards. Jessica is just brillant when it comes to finding clever way keep her things tidy so I always try to ~~steal~~ borrow her ideas when I can.

Several months ago, I was walking around Home Depot. I think I was looking for the bathroom because I constantly have to pee, when I found a bunch of handheld tool totes. I looked that them for a long time and thought I should get one of these so I can copy Jessica. I found the bathroom and forgot about the tote.

This week I was walking around WalMart.

Disclaimer: I drove 20 miles to the nice part of town so that I could have a pleasant WalMart experience.

I found myself in the tool section explaining what all the tools are for my kids and I saw it. My Tote!!

TOTES! It's perfect and purple and doesn't scream CRAFTSMAN on the front! It's exactly what I was looking for and it was only $12.98. I snatched it up and took it home and hugged it for a long time before I put all of my stuff in it.

Here is what is in the my Journal Tote:

Smash My Year Smashbook and Thirty One bag that Jessica gave me to hold all of my stickers and what not.
My kids journals that I write in every week
My journals that I write in every week
Sharpie Markers
Papermate Markers
Scissors
Stuff that needs to go into journals (pictures, movie stubs, invites)
HAPPINESS

It looks so great sitting on the corner of my desk and since I don't have a dedicated space for crafting/journaling and I ofter lug all of my stuff to the bedroom or in front of the TV, it's just perfect!

Blue Jasmine

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Wed, 04 Sep 2013 12:00:00 +0000

I went to a movie by myself yesterday.

That large coke cost almost as much as my matinee ticket!

I love movies but I hardly ever get out to see them. I realized that this is the perfect opportunity for me to check out great movies and enrich my life! I am a cultured chick so I picked Woody Allen's new film first.

Blue Jasmine is about a high society gal (played by the amazing Cate Blanchett) who has to start her life over in San Francisco after her husband's ponzi scheme falls apart and she's left with nothing. Well....if you count a beautiful wardrobe, a Hermes bag and Louis Vuitton luggage as nothing!

Jasmine moves in with her sister and tries to get her life back on track. The poor thing has a little zanax and vodka problem and might be crazy. We learn about her old life in a series of flashbacks. For a little while, things are going great because Jasmine meets a substantial guy, he falls in love with her but it doesn't last.

And that's all I'm going to say about that!

Cate Blanchett did an amazing job with this character and I wouldn't be surprised if she gets nominated for an award. I have to say, I really enjoyed the movie even thought the old guy behind me said it was the worst movie he's ever seen. I suspect that is the reason I liked it!

I give Blue Jasmine 4 out of 5 Vodka Martinis with a Lemon Twist!

The Day my Oprah Dream Died

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Fri, 30 Aug 2013 22:24:00 +0000

Flashback Friday! I originally posted this on my birthday in 2008. I'm going to The Taste of Colorado tonight, for the first time since 2001.

Oprah is largely responsible for my move to Denver to start my new life. I had watched her show religiously when I was in my abusive marriage and she gave me the tools I needed to get out of a bad relationship and make it on my own. My dream was to someday be in the audience for one of her shows.

yep...I used to be a blonde.

After moving, I made some wonderful friends at work. Misty ended up being one of my best friends because we had so much in common. We were young, single, beer drinking ladies! As I got to know her better, I realized that she was super high maintenance. She refused to sit in the backseat of a car...ever! She carried Kate Spade Handbags that cost more than my rent. She was addicted to buying department store make-up and had all of these storage containers on wheels to store it in. She would only drink Starbucks Coffee and she had fake nails, a fake tan and fake hair color. Then something happened that just floored me. She agreed to dog/house sit for a family but she had demands! First of all, $50...Cash. Then she had to have 3 bags of Cool Ranch Dorito's, 1 1/2 lbs of Smoked Deli Turkey and Baby Swiss (it had to be from the deli), 12 pk of Diet Coke, 12 pk of Coors Light and a loaf of Honey Wheat Bread.

The end of August 2001, the new season of Oprah was getting ready to tape and I was checking her website for the upcoming shows. They were going to do a show about High Maintenance Women and wanted viewers to write in about people they know. I told Misty that I was going to write a letter about her and she just laughed.

On Labor Day, we went to The Taste of Colorado in downtown Denver and I missed a call on my cell phone. I didn't recognize the number and there wasn't a message. A short time later....that number called again and it was a producer from The Oprah Winfrey Show! She loved my letter and they were considering us for the show. I couldn't believe it! I was beyond excited! We would both be on the show...me as the long suffering friend of a High Maintenance Woman! They asked us to send a photo and to be expecting the call about our travel arrangements. The show was scheduled to be taped on September 13th!

I thought this had to be the most amazing birthday present of my entire life. I was going to meet Oprah. I was going to be ON my favorite show. How did I ever get so lucky!

And then on my birthday, September 11th, I drove to work listening to the horrific tragedy that was taking place in New York City. All day we listened to the radio at work and the phone that I answered 500 times a day was oddly silent. And then when it did ring, it was the producer from The Oprah Show. They were canceling our show and didn't plan to tape it at all because it was no longer appropriate. Sorry.

I was crushed. The 9-11 terrorists not only killed all of these people but they prevented my dream from coming true. And then I felt terrible for being so upset about my little dream when the dreams of thousands of people where ending. Their lives cut short and the lives of their loved ones ripped apart. I guess this is why I take 9-11 so personally.

A few weeks later, we finally went out to celebrate my birthday. I got on stage at Sing Sing in Denver and sang head, shoulders, knees and toes (not knowing that someday I would sing it to my children) and I met some Colorado Avalanche players at a bar and Misty would ask them to sign her ample bosom with a sharpie marker. What kind of high maintenance woman does that?

The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. ~ Benjamin E. Mays

And so I have a new dream....of seeing the Oprah Show, from the audience, with my husband. I dream of going to Chicago and enjoying the city with him. Anyone want to babysit?

Being friends with Misty taught me many things. How to feather my nest, how to pour the perfect beer, that I deserved the best, some friends are really enemies in disguise and that sometimes...people pretty up their outsides to try to cover up an ugly inside.

Wrong Number Text

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Wed, 21 Aug 2013 12:46:00 +0000

My Dad is a Pilot and Flight Instructor. He teaches people to fly with their instruments in 10 days. It's really quite amazing! The other day he was in an airport in Texas when he saw this really cool LEGO airplane and he texted me and Keith a picture.

Dad has had his iPhone for almost a year now and he's getting pretty good at texting with it. He even sent me a video once!

So I responded to the group text with a picture of a LEGO airplane kit that I had seen at Target just that morning. Dad asked me if I bought it and I said I was waiting for Christmas. That's when we realized that my Dad had sent the text to the wrong Keith.

Wow. Be careful who you accidentally text from your address book in Ozark Alabama! I decided to defuse the situation with humor. The offended party did not respond. Turns out the guy is an old crotchety truck driver that my Dad helped get a job in Wyoming a million years ago.

Let this be a lesson to you. Clean out your address book! Especially is you have random people with the same name as your loved ones.

The Circle of Trust: A Squirrel Story

noreply@blogger.com (Connie) — Tue, 20 Aug 2013 14:00:00 +0000

Originally posted April 15th 2011. This post brought my fear of squirrels out into the open. Friends and strangers started sending squirrel related items to me and after a few months of therapy, I think I'm finally okay again.

SQUIRREL!

Nevermind.

Have I ever told you why I hate the movie UP? It's not because that poor little boy is gone for days and no one appears to care where he is, or because I don't like old people.

It's because of that dog. The one that says SQUIRREL all the time.

It scares the crap out of me.....because I have issues with squirrels. I know what you're thinking....what doesn't Connie have issues with and does iKeith take medication to deal with it all. The answer is no, he doesn't but his eyes may stay rolled up inside his head if he doesn't stop rolling them at me.

I've been thinking about sharing this story with you for a long time because I feel like it's one of those *little-known secrets* about me.

It started back in 1997. I was living in a cute little blue house near the University of Northern Colorado. Our backyard had beautiful 100-year-old oak trees that provided the most amazing shade. One day I walked around the corner in my kitchen and there on the counter was a squirrel helping himself to a loaf of bread.

I crapped my pants.

This went on for the entire summer. I was terrified to walk into my kitchen and lost 25 pounds. I moved soon after that....to the country but we don't have problems with squirrels in the country.

Have I told you how much I LOVE coyotes?

In 2002, I lived in Denver and part of my job at a collection agency was to go to the bank every day with our deposits. Rain or shine....I drove to the bank.

One day I came out of the bank and before I reached the doors to the outside....I saw a squirrel standing on the trash can just beyond the door. He was blocking me from leaving the bank and he was giving me the evil eye. I was held hostage in a bank vestibule! Finally, another customer walked up and scared him away. I might have kissed that guy. On the lips.

In 2004, iKeith and I bought our first house and it had a big beautiful yard that backed up to an even bigger park. We had 20 trees in our yard....apple, cherry and a bunch of really old pine trees. I spent that entire first summer weeding and planting because we were getting married in our back yard soon.

It wasn't long before the assaults started. First, they were verbal. Chattering at me and jumping from tree to tree while I did my work.

Next, they ate my sunflowers and dug up my bulbs.

The final straw was when they started throwing pine cones at my head.

We tell people that we sold that house and moved to Utah for a job....but the truth is that we were ran out of town by the squirrels and I had to join the Squirrel Protection Program.

I bet you didn't know their aren't squirrels in Ogden Utah....did you?

This morning, I opened the door to the laundry room and found a squirrel standing there. I may not be the smartest person, but I know that squirrels don't have laundry. I've already been having laundry issues because the stupid girl that lives next to me highjacked the washer and dryer the other day so I've been putting it off for almost two weeks.

Now I can never do laundry again.

And I have to move.

SQUIRREL UPDATES:

Friday....
10:35am Mick the ~~Squirrel Hunter~~ Maintenance Man was just here to inform me that he's been fighting with this squirrel for a few days. Apparently, it chased ~~my favorite neighbor~~ Don's wife Dawn out of the laundry room yesterday. He's removing the dryer because he suspects that our squirrel is a girl and she's got babies in the wall. I die. Also, the laundry room is covered in POOP!

12:15pm No more news from Mick The Squirrel Hunter, so I've decided to seal the doors and windows with plastic because we have lots of nuts in the house. Macadamia Nuts. We're now like the boy in the bubble.

1:43pm Looking outside for Mick The ~~Lazy~~ Squirrel Hunter, I noticed a small squirrel trying to break into my SUV. If I hadn't sealed the windows and doors...I would have tossed him my keys.

5:37pm Too nervous to cook so iKeith has offered to take me out to dinner. I wish he'd offer to do the laundry.....

8:30pm I'm drunk and I'm ready to physically fight the squirrels.

Sunday...

12:14pm I haven't heard back from Mick...but word on the street is that there is a family of squirrels living in the wall of the laundry room and Mick can't figure out how they are getting in. I was told that a man is coming to spray something that will smell bad and repel the squirrels.

In other news....I think the squirrels have a summer home in my roof.

I did my laundry at a scary dirty laundry mat today and I swore to never return. I'd rather just buy new clothes every week. There were people in my personal space, people that didn't own laundry baskets and people who might have been carrying around large quantities of drugs in baggies. Oh, and there was a dog there. By the way, if you have your first name embroidered on your sweatshirt Barb. It makes it a lot easier for me to cuss you by name in my head (and my blog). Barb.

Monday...

9:11am Just talked to Mick. The fox urine bomb was dropped on Saturday morning which explains why the squirrels were terrorizing me that day. He also shot and killed four of them in the laundry room on Friday night. My laundry room is now a crime scene.

I informed Mick of my suspicions that they might be moving to the roof and he's coming over with a flood light later because the attic access is in my apartment. Awesome.

I'm off to google what it takes to make a fox a pet.

12:55pm Mick the Squirrel Killer hasn't shown up yet. Also, according to google, Foxes don't make good pets.

Wednesday....

3:07pm Heard noise outside so I went to check it out and found this.

That's Mick and his son attempting to patch a hole in the building in the continuing squirrel saga. He assures me that this will stop them. He also informed me that the fox urine did nothing. Soooo glad I didn't buy a pet fox.

Mick believes that this is where they are getting in. Let's hope he's right.

Friday....

12:54pm It would appear that Mick's Fix didn't work because he's given up and is just letting the squirrels come and go as they damn well please.

This door is normally locked and only residents of my apartment have access. Why didn't he just make the squirrels their own key? I walked over to the office to talk about the possibility of waiving my penalty for moving before my lease has expired and the office is closed until Monday.

Something tells me they knew I was coming.

Sunday....

11:00am I think I know why the door was propped open all day Friday.

THE SMELL!!

I decided to face my fear and do laundry yesterday. It was scary and I felt my throat closing as I headed down the stairs....but it wasn't because of my fear. It was because there was a smell down there that was making it hard to breathe.

The Finale:

Our basement was completely gutted, sealed and rebuilt. The Squirrels had been living in the walls for years and created an unsanitary environment.

Mick was issued a summons by the Lakewood Police Dept when one of my neighbors reported that he had discharged a firearm outside of the apartment.

We have been squirrel free for two years!