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Five Minutes to Midnight!

2012-01-11T02:01:00.000-06:00

Following an international symposium held January 9, in Washington, D.C., the Science and Security Board of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (yes that's a real thing) moved the Doomsday clock to five minutes to Midnight. After reviewing the implications of recent events and trends for the future of humanity with input from other experts on nuclear weapons, nuclear energy, climate change, and biosecurity (also a real thing), they decided that we're all one step closer to being fucked! Mainly because of the cracked nuclear reactors in Japan spewing nuclear waste into the air and ocean for the last several months, but also because theirs a bunch of unaccounted for suitcase sized nukes running around out there somewhere ready to be set off without warning. Created in 1947 by scientists who had helped develop the first atomic weapons in the Manhattan Project, the Doomsday Clock uses the imagery of the apocalyptic midnight and the contemporary idiom of nuclear explosion, to convey the threats to humanity and the planet. Since then the Clock has become a universally recognized indicator of the world's proximity to catastrophe from nuclear weapons, climate change, and emerging technologies. You can find out more about it here.

The Chimera Monkey; Herald of the Apocalypse

2012-01-07T03:51:00.000-06:00

The Chimera (or Chimaera) was, according to Greek mythology, a monstrous fire-breathing female creature of Lycia in Asia Minor, composed of the parts of multiple; “A thing of immortal make, lion-fronted and snake behind, a goat in the middle, and snorting out the breath of the terrible flame of bright fire”, according to Homer's brief description in the Iliad the earliest surviving literary reference. Now a team of scientists from Oregon Health & Science University have created the world’s first Chimera monkeys in a lab using the embryos of several male monkeys and implanting them into female monkeys. The research, to be published online in the journal Cell, provides significant information about how early embryonic stem cells develop and take part in formation of the primate species. The team from OHSU’s Primate Research Center successfully delivered three Chimeric monkeys that were reportedly healthy, and with no apparent birth defects following the controversial research. While all three monkeys are biologically male, blood tests reveal that one carries both male and female cells. While Chimeric animals were first created by researchers in the 1960s, the team of scientists believe their research is the first to successfully create Chimeric monkeys. Since scientists were first able to produce Chimeric mice in the 60s, others have gone on to produce Chimeric versions of rats, rabbits, sheep and cattle. With the creation of the first primate born from multiple fathers, it is only a matter of time before a human is created from the DNA of multiple people. Thank you Dr. Mindbender!

Happy New Year: Don't Worry the World is Ending!

2012-01-02T05:28:00.000-06:00

While you were sleeping, the world kept turning, shit kept happening and things changed. Yet nothing has changed. If you believed the fervent anti-Obama sentiment on the internet, then on December 31st he quietly singed away your rights(if you're an American Citizen). But in fact he merely re-signed them away. Your rights have been gone. H.R. 1540, or the “National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2012.” does include a prevision (Section 1021) which simply "affirms the executive branch’s authority to detain persons covered by the 2001 Authorization for Use of Military Force". In the presidents own words "This section breaks no new ground and is unnecessary". In the president's signing statement he expresses that he does not support everything in the bill, and that his administration would not use these previsions to authorize the indefinite detention of American citizens with out trial. Yet this of course does not stop people from decrying him as a traitor who should be put on trail right after you vote for Ron Paul of course. The far left and far right all come together to call Obama the Anti-Christ, Judas, or at the very least a sellout who is going to have each and every one of us rounded up and detained for not voting for him. With rhetoric so vicious and venomous that the lack of appropriate facts is unnoticed simply madmen screaming that their good old U.S.A. has been stolen from them. They feel that the land of the free and home of the brave isn't what they thought it was. They are right, the mythical United States where everyone was free, and anybody could become rich never existed. The land owners and business men have always ran this (and every other) land. It was always built on the backs of slaves and those who stepped outside the narrow laws placed on them by those in power have always been unlawfully detained indefinitely. Not one single thing has changed. Minorities in this country have always been painfully aware of this fact.

Meanwhile why you were busy being outraged that the President reluctantly signed the continuation of laws that have been in place since 2001, his potential opponents sign a pledge to take away the right of every woman to control her own body. Ron Paul, Michele Bachmann, Rick Santorum (Google it) and Newt Gingrich all have signed the Personhood USA petition to support an unprecedented "human life amendment" to the Constitution which would create legislation making clear that "the 14th Amendment protections apply to unborn children." The person-hood amendment would ban abortion even in cases of rape, incest or to protect a mother's health, and it could affect the legality of some forms of birth control, invitro fertilization and stem cell research. Ask yourself which is a bigger threat to you, to America, and to human rights in general. You can cry that Obama has effectively killed the Bill of Rights. Yet the Bill of Rights was effectively killed under the previous administration and you are still roaming free to read this on the internet. The Bill of rights went out the window the moment the Patriot act was signed into law. That's of course if you didn't know that the United States had been in a perpetual "State of Emergency" since WWII and that every president since Franklin Roosevelt has had the executive ability to declare Marshall Law and round up United States citizens and jail them without trail. This is the reality that you, your parents, your grandparents, and depending on how young you are your great-grandparents, has lived under. You wonder why the "media" isn't covering this? Why aren't the talking heads yammering on and on about this? It's because anyone who has actually studied politics or the laws of this nation already know this. The only ones shocked are the people who are only now waking up to what has long been going on in this country.

You see this isn't news, because this isn't new! If you know your history, and you know the way the world really works, then you would know that you have never lived in the land of the free, and the home of the brave. Long before the industrial revolution you lived in a land of actual slaves, stolen from natives, that discriminated and imprisoned everyone who was not a white christian male of English decent. Everyone from the Irish to women, have had to fight long and hard for the little rights they receive today. That is the beauty of this fucked up country. You can change things, if you really want to. You don't have to take it lying down. But you will not change things by voting for some right-wing Anglo-Saxon, millionaire, religious nut who wants far worst for you than a biracial, Hawaiian, constitutional law professor. Yet even if you do the world will keep on turning and things outside of your control will continue to shape your life. To truly change the system you would have to bring it crashing tot he ground. And my dear friends on the left-that will not happen from camping out in a public park, pretending to be homeless, and attending drum circles while tweeting on your Mac Book Air-Pro! real effective change to the current political system, will only come when we the people rise up and burn said system to the ground. You can't do that without education and organization, rage is just the fire-starter.

Attack of the MorpHex

2011-12-13T02:41:00.000-06:00

So do you remember those ball robots that rolled up and unfolded, then started shooting Jedi's in the Attack of the Clones?

Yeah, well somebody called Zenta has started trying to make one!

Johnny Cash - Thanksgiving Prayer

2011-11-24T03:03:00.001-06:00

R.I.P. Over-weight Lover Heavy D

2011-11-09T03:05:00.000-06:00

When I was 9 years old I got a cassette jam box from my estranged father for my birthday. He lived in DC and I lived in North Carolina, he sent with the jam box three cassettes; E.U. Live, some random Go-Go's greatest hits (that he probably picked up at a gas station), and Heavy D and the Boyz Big Tyme!

R.I.P. Dwight Arrington Myers

I made this thing!

2011-10-28T03:21:00.000-05:00

Eyborg; The Bionic Eye

2011-08-31T01:43:00.000-05:00

Grant Morrison talks in his new book (Supergods), about the day when superheroes become real and we begin to imitate them rather than making them seem more real. Well there are those who are taking that to the next level and becoming more like video games rather than making video games more realistic. Canadian filmmaker Rob Spense lost his eye in a accident involving a shot-gun when he was 13! If that isn't bad ass enough, he has recently replaced his missing eye with a wireless OmniVision video camera between two layers of a prosthetic eye.The camera is only 3.2MM 328 x 258.Designed by Kostas Grammastis a former Space X engineer, this is the third iteration, boasting longer battery life and better picture quality. Images from the eye are broadcast on a handheld device. The duo have formed what they're calling The Eyeborg Project, describing themselves as; "A one-eyed filmmaker, and an unemployed engineer". Aside from making headlines for his new eye Spense was commissioned by Square Enix the creators of the Final Fantasy franchise to make a short film exploring the current cybernetics revolution made possible by all of the recently limbless veterans of the last decade of war. Square Enix wanted the filmmaker with the robot eye to investigate how close we are to the games dystopian future where cyborgs rule! I wonder if in this world we each have to obtain corporate sponsorship for our machine parts?

The Apes have Risen!

2011-08-08T04:01:00.001-05:00

The original Rise of the Planet of the Apes depicted the civil rights struggle of the sixties through the anthropomorphic actions of a talking ape who rose up and liberated his ancestors from slavery through some pretty iffy plot devices that could only work in that era. The new film doesn't quite have such a strong underlying message. It's not clear weather or not we are supposed to be for or against animal testing. I guess it all depends on weather you're for or against the apocalypse and the fall of mankind. There seems to be a reemergence of Apocalyptic culture in popular media, much like in the nineties,and I love it. I have always been fascinated with the end of the current civilization every since I saw Mad Max when I was a kid. While there are plenty of films that depict the fall of man, or the fall of modern civilization but of the current crop of doomsday summer fare I think it only fitting that society ends at the hands of James Franco. I say this even though I like him. I like James Franco despite how much James Franco tries to make me not like him. His acting is hit or miss. He was great in 127 hours, even better playing Ginsberg in Howl. He really shines in comedic roles like Date Night and (my personal favorite) Pineapple Express, but it seems every other thing he does such as his role in Planet of the Apes, he just plays this flat emotionless character.

In Rise, a role that called for a little emotion on his characters part; dealing with a father with some how terminal Alzheimers disease and a super chimp/son that is taken from him, he just stares blankly off in the distant. You want him to act, he's got all the right tools, and a supporting cast that is simply amazing, but he won't. Perhaps he has too much going on with school, and various art projects, not to mention getting stoned and hosting the Oscars (in the most half-assed way). He seems like a perfect example of someone burning the candle at both ends. I have learned from my own experiences that it's much better for everyone involved if you focus on one particular talent at a time rather than partially participate in a multitude of fields. Your work suffers and the audience suffers. Thankfully for Franco Rise of the Planet of the Apes does not hinge on his performance. In fact he is almost more of a supporting character.Andy Serkis is the true star of this film. He is the center, the heart, and delivers the most amazing performance of his odd CGI covered career.

His Caeser is possibly the best of any PotA actor in history. Surpassing even Sir Roddy McDowall! This guy is unbelievable. His work as Gollum may have sealed his fate as the go to guy for actors covered in those little tiny light bulbs, and his work as King Kong may have paved the way for him to play the first intelligent chimp, but his work here has cemented his place as one of the greatest mimes to ever walk the planet. There were times in the film when you forget that it is a human being on green screen stage doing all of this and you actually believe there is a super smart ape on the screen. Serkis did more acting with his face than anyone else in the entire movie. Despite competing with the uber talented Jonathan Ligthow. A ton of praise goes to WETA for their phenomenal work. Each of the Apes had a distinctive look and feel that was genuine and more real that any of the previous installments of the Apes series.

While I will always have a deep love and connection with the originals, this made me want to see the entire series redone with their masterful touch. I felt a special joy that the fall of man takes place in the city I currently call home, but there were sufficient nods to the original; like Caeser playing with a foam Statue of Liberty cut in the exact angle Charlton Heston found it in the first film. The television playing the launch of the space craft that he was on and the newspaper reporting their loss somewhere in space. The extrapolation of the plot during the final credits gives me hope that this is just a beginning for the relaunch of the iconic franchise. People often try to decry the proliferation of sequels in movies these days, but they forget that Planet of the Apes created the mold for the modern franchise film. Taking it's queue of coarse from the old black and white serials of the forties. Unlike so many Final Destinations and Paranormal Activities which seem to crank out sequels every year weather we want them or not this is a film that needs to continue. Minus Franco's flat acting this film was a masterpiece truly deserving a sequel. I'm sure all of the people screaming and clapping during the Saturday evening show that I went to here in SF wish to see what's next for Caeser and his new clan of hyper intelligent primates. And of course I can't help but think what the chemical agent that gives the apes their bonus brains in the movie might work even better on us old world Monkees! I mean apes are big and strong, but how much cooler would they be with the use of a prehensile tail?

Republican Economic Policy

2011-07-26T01:32:00.000-05:00

Pretty much in a nutshell how those pricks see the world! #fuckwashington isn't just for the racist who hate Obama it's for all of us! You wanted a divided government well you got it. It matches nicely with the divided country. The Republicans have consistently proven that they care only about the top 1% of this country and are willing to kill us all to protect them. Those duped into supporting them through the racist Koch Brothers funded Tea Party will rue the day they threw in with this lot. Honestly as much as I would love to see them eat it when Obama wins a second term I almost want just as much to see them regret everything if some Republican puppet is installed and they show them what a real Death Panel is all all about!

Jack of All Trades, Master of None

2011-06-29T19:07:00.000-05:00

"Rising" Kalup Linzy featuring James Franco (Kalup & Franco)

This is the first single from James Franco and NY drag queen Kalup Linzy's forth coming EP Turn it up! It seems James Franco is a lot like me when I was a young Monkee. He fails to see that dabbling a little bit in all sorts of mediums just produces half-ass-ed results. It took me until my 30s to understand that focus creates great work. But then again, he's famous and I am not so what ever floats your boat I guess. It's not a terrible tune, kinda reminds me of Soul 2 Soul era British R&B. And who would have guest old James Dean Jr. is hanging out with drag queens!?! Well you can't be that pretty of a man without attracting other men and I'm sure James has tried everything once!

The Day After the Day Off!

2011-06-19T04:49:00.001-05:00

I went to see the 25th Anniversary showing of Ferris Beuller's Day Off at the Ernst & Borgnine Plaza in lovely downtown L.A. tonight. Because I love that movie growing up, and also because it was free and I have 8 dollars in my bank account right now. It was cold, almost too cold to wait for the part at the end where he comes out and ask the audience why they are still there. It was far too cold for the silly karaoke and inane antics of the host prior to the show. As I sat alone sipping on my cheap whiskey shivering I imagined the non existent sequel to Mr. Buellers hilarious day off, a darker film where young Cameron Frye sits alone waiting for his overbearing father to return to see that his previously shy, quite son has done to his most prized possession and the only thing in this world that brings him joy. More than just a car this a something he has worked his entire life to own and cherishes it more than he does his own family. The two argue at first, but the verbal war soon turns physical. Young Cameron, now empowered by the destruction he has caused to his fathers beloved Ferrari, he unleashes years of pent up frustration and kills his much older father. He doesn't stop with a simple blow, but leaps upon his father, mad with passion never felt before and mutilates the body. Soon a calm rushes over Cameron and he decides to visit his friends. First he pops in on young Sloane Peterson and professes his love for her. Today was not the first time he has spied on her changing. He admits that he has watched as she lay with Ferris on several occasions. Frightened of her now murderous friend, Sloan tries to rebuff Cameron's advances without provoking his now violent rage. She fails by the time she arrives at Ferris's door she is nothing more than a head in a bag. Enraged that his love was unrequited and his anger now taking the form of jealousy over the one man he feels has gotten all the breaks. "everything always works out for Ferris." He says menacingly, "Not this time" He lunges at his friend who wasn't even taking his claims of homicide seriously. The two battle throughout Ferris's room, but just like the master, he has many resources in his lair and after a valiant struggle he uses his trickery to subdue the enraged Mr. Frye. Cameron does not wish to face a life with the consequences of his actions and leaps out of the second story window head first committing suicide. Ferris of course is unscathed and hailed as a hero. He wins again.

As a back story we see Ferris's sister Jeanie as she blossoms from a prude to a knife wielding bad-ass with her boyfriend a young tough Charlie Sheen. The two almost thwart Cameron as he makes his way to Ferris only to fall victim themselves to the unstoppable rage that has built within him for years. We also see the suicide of Ed Rooney unable to cope with his humiliating defeat at the hands of a teenager. All the while Ferris parent's remain oblivious to the going-on's and unaffected by their daughters demise. And we are still left wondering why the most popular kid on the planet has a Cabaret Voltaire poster in his room!

Caine off Kung-Fu World Tour

2011-06-06T03:07:00.000-05:00

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2011-06-03T18:21:00.000-05:00

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R.I.P. Gil Scott Heron

2011-05-27T23:20:00.000-05:00

The man had a lot of personal demons that he wrestled with, but he spoke the truth quite a few times. He will be missed! Rest in Piece gentle poet.

Kibot; The Monkee Robot watches you while you sleep.

2011-05-10T00:47:00.000-05:00

Korean kids had better be on their best behavior, the Monkee is watching! Kibot the monkey-faced robot, sings songs, reads fairy-tales, takes pictures and makes video calls. The former state-run firm KT Telecom began selling the monkey-bot in April for $447 (plus), with a wireless package that comes in 12 or 14 month installments. Aimed at toddlers (age 3-7) it runs on a rechargeable battery and has plenty of other tricks up its sensor-enabled sleeves, too. Parents can control the 8-inch-tall wheeled robot via mobile phone and, use Wi-Fi to monitor their children with the 1.3-megapixel front-facing camera which also lets kids make calls simply by touching an RFID card bearing the picture of a familiar face to the device. Why these parents aren't watching their 3 to 7 year old's in person is beyond me, perhaps they're too busy with work. They may just be too busy in another room to give their child any attention, never fear though the robot acts as a surrogate, it even responds to gestures, such as pats, by turning and pleasantly saying, "It feels good." When it encounters an obstacle, it can change direction to avoid it. It can also take pictures and record and play back customized voices. It can serve as a language tutor for Korean and English. Seo Yu-Yeol, head of KT's home business group, told reporters. "Kibot will be like a friend for kids, who constantly need something by their side to touch, see and play with." So you have been warned children of Korea, this cute little monkey can sing to you, but it can also watch you while you sleep.

The Sport of Kings!?!

2011-05-07T20:56:00.000-05:00

So I was thinking about the sport of horse racing, and how it began as a way for warriors to train their horses for battle. It evolved quickly into a spectator event, and then became the exclusive "Sport of Kings", kept alive in modern times by being the most legally excepted form of gambling. And has devolved into an excuse for this...

Trump Causes Superman to Renounce his citizenship!

2011-04-27T21:50:00.001-05:00

Wednesday's are usually a big day around Armada HQ. New comics come in and we read'em till our hearts content. This Wednesday was pretty big, there were a crap ton of books that we collect plus a double sized Action Comics #900. We don't get Action Comics on a regular basis, but the current storyline that featured Death from Sandman making her first appearance in the regular DCU has kept us interested, plus it's all about Lex Luthor who is one of our favorite villains when written right. Anyway that's all fan boy chatter. The big news in this particular issue was that the Big Blue Boy Scout has dropped the Flag Waving from his stick and actually started acting like a Alien who can see through peoples skin! Good old Supes is no longer an American citizen! Yay! Finally Superman goes global. He starts by standing still at a protest in Iran. They actually name drop Ahmainejad, which is remarkable because; A. this dates Supes which is something they try to avoid in the DCU, B. DC doesn't often deal with real places (try Finding Metropolis or Gotham City on a map)!

All this would be enough to make the news and give comics some more press! Yet what are all the major cable news stations talking about? Not Superman, but Super-Douche! The man with the roadkill hair, annoying accents, stupid reality show, and awful habit of putting his fucking name on everything he bankrupts. A moron so fucking stupid he couldn't even run a fucking Casino! I mean gambling is right up there with prostitution as far as vices mankind will never give up, yet this dip shit bankrupted a fucking Casino! He's not even allowed in Vegas, yet he's pretending to run for president! And for the last several weeks almost two months really, the media has let this jack ass run rough-shaw all over the place, spouting inane racist bullshit in order to appeal to all the fucking racist retards that make up this bullshit Tea Party movement that is nothing more than rich white republicans using poor dumb white republicans to bully the president into accomplishing nothing! The state of American politics is pitiful to say the least. It always has been, but now it's at it's lowest point since the beginning of the last century when people were just walking around shooting Presidents left and right.

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I've tried my damnedest not to speak about the current hub-bub because I didn't want to dignify the nonsense or give it anymore press, unlike everyone else. I had hoped it wouldn't come to this, the President had stayed above it, barely even acknowledging it, but he cracked today and bowed to the lunacy. Only an absolute nut-bag would believe that you can become President of the United States and not be born here, much less a Senator, much less, get a fucking passport! People who question The Presidents nationality, religion, or legitimacy are simple doing so on a primal racist knee-jerk basis. They are the same inbred fucktards talking about taking their country back while quoting Glenn Beck. They are worthless human beings who deserve no respect or any better treatment than the treatment Micheal Vick gave to his dogs. I mean that, I'm not some nancy-Democrat I believe in violence as a solution and have no qualms being just as ignorant towards people who have noting but ignorance towards me or any other person who doesn't fit their mold. It's unbelievable that the day Superman renounces his citizenship the President of the United States is forced to prove his.

Skynet now will be implemented

2011-04-19T22:01:00.000-05:00

Skynet now will be implemented on April 19, 2011 and will begin its attack against humanity on April 21.

See I thought this already happened though. I bet they ret-conned it for that show they had on Fox!

Rise of the Conquest

2011-04-15T01:04:00.000-05:00

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people mistake apes for Monkees! Apes are tailless bastards that were too afraid to shed their fur and become humans and too stupid to stay in the trees and remain true Monkees! With that said I have always loved Planet of the Apes. When I was kid the movies would come on Saturday afternoons after Kung-Fu Theatre on channel 46 (that's UHF for you kiddies who don't know-look it up!) , which came on after Soul Train, which came on after cartoons! I wasn't a shut in I just lived really far away from other kids and had a lot of free time. Anyway, so we've all seen the new trailer for Rise of the Planet of the Apes starring Sir Jonathan Lithgow and some stoner names James Franco! If not here it is:

Yes, this is a retelling/re-imagining of the 1972 classic Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, which was a metaphor for the Black Power Movement and an expression of white peoples fears that militant African-Americans would rise up and slaughter them in the streets of San Francisco by 1991! Seriously that's what it was about.

Now it's about how humans search for a cure for everything and medical testing on animals will lead to gorillas attacking helicopters??? Not that the original wasn't convoluted as well. Conquest was the fourth Planet of the Apes film and centered around Caesar who was somehow the child of Cornelius and Zira from the first film and was also played by Roddy McDowall who also played Cornelius in the 40th Century! In Conquest he's the first talking Ape but in the previous movies it had been stated that Aldo was the first. Now that means nothing unless you're a really anal nerd about continuity and well sometimes I can be that really anal nerd! Yet how anal can you be about rubber masked actors pretending to be apes. Thankfully in Rise we will not be subjected to humans in rubber mask, but old Golem himself Andy Serkis (who previously mimed for a CGI King Kong in the horrible Peter Jackson remake) this time he will be covered up by WETA who are the geniuses responsible for Avatar. The trailer released this week is painfully short and absent any Lithgow goodness. So we'll have to keep watching before we go-ape!

X-Ar; Almost Iron Man

2011-03-15T03:03:00.000-05:00

As the news get's grimmer and grimmer coming out of Japan. We watch the news each hour hoping to catch a glimpse of a super-robot (you know) they have, to come and save the day. But, until then an American company is trying to compete in the "make everybody a cyborg", race. Very similar to the Hal exoskeleton that we told you about back in 2009! Equipois (don't ask me how to pronounce that), a California based company hopes to have factory workers and other people who do repetative heavy lifting, using these in the very near future.

For around 2 to 3 grand anyone rich enough to consider that cheap can own one of these things and become a superhuman. Their website says officially that it will not make you a superhuman though. They claim it's more for people who spend long hours extending their arms, like surgeons, and jewelers or dentist. Equipois CEO Eric Golden (great name-can't be real), has hinted that a brain controlled interface could be easily attached to the X-Ar, but claims "they're a little bit away from kicking that off". The company states that it plans to further develop this technology to assist the disabled, such as veterans and people who are paralyzed. The company already makes a mechanical appendage that is kind of like a crude Dr. Octopus tentacle. Hopefully if this is successful they'll work on the aesthetic design as we inch closer to a full Iron Man suit!

Johnny 5 is Alive!

2011-03-02T19:55:00.000-06:00

Le plus ça change plus c'est pareil

Where 's Bonny Tyler when you need her? It seems that some kids watched Short circuit and grew up a to make sure we could all have our own Johnny 5! Named the Spykee this WiFi robot can be controlled through the internet from anywhere in the world and can watch, hear, speak and monitor (isn't that the same as watching) anything you want. according to the website Meccano designers came up with Spykee in January of 2006 ; they had the "crazy" idea that anyone "despite of age" could build and own their own spy-bot! And after many prototypes and models they brought forth " a little futuristic marvel to delight all those who are crazy about new technologies." Now why they make it a point that children can buy and build this robot is a mystery, perhaps it's because the designers where deprived the right to build their own robots as children. We don't know!
It almost seems like their marketing this towards kids, but what does a kid need with a robot that has a thermal filter, fiber optics, and offers free phone calls over the internet? And what kid can afford the $369 price tag? I mean if you were a 15 year old weed dealer still living at home it might be useful to make sure that your mom isn't snooping around your room looking for your stash!

Dirt Bags of The World! We Have a New Leader!

2011-02-28T16:48:00.000-06:00

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OHMYFUCKING God this man! Has went from some 80s loser on some stupid sitcom for old people and Mid-Westerners, to the fucking future of quotable douche-bags and righteous hero of Martian Rock Stars everywhere! Here's a list of gems just in from this mornings Today Show!

“I’m not angry, I’m passionate,”

“I closed my eyes and made it so.”

“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path, because it was written nice,”
“It was written for normal people, people that aren’t special. People that don’t have tiger blood, you know, Adonis DNA.”
“fools, trolls. Weak. Defeated. They allowed defeat to be an option. I will not.
“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special, I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can’t figure me out; they can’t process me. I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with a normal brain.”

Fucking genius!

2010 Ancient Aliens ~ Episode I - The Evidence 3-9 HD

2011-02-24T02:48:00.000-06:00

MONKEE ARMADA SENTINEL :: Robo-Monkees for the Kids! :: February :: 2011

2011-02-16T22:55:00.000-06:00

MONKEE ARMADA SENTINEL :: Robo-Monkees for the Kids! :: February :: 2011