“Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like a Skank.”

This is officially friggin awesome.  While we’re at it, I’d like to add, “Stop Dressing Your Kid In Designer Clothes.” and “Babies DO NOT Give a Crap About What They Wear.”

I heart whoever wrote this book.

Here are the top 8 CLEAVAGE links from BUZZFEED: (click HERE for the xml feed)

1. Holy Cleavage, Catwoman! by socialitelife.com
2. “I am mesmerized by Halle Berry’s boobage.”  by rickey.org
3. Halle Berry’s Breasts Confuse Talkshow Host by metacafe.com
4. Hopefully, Halle Berry’s Cleavage Will Make Up for Her Crappy Movie by egotastic.com
5. Halle Berry’s Cleavage Opens A Restaurant by justjared.buzznet.com
6. Bruce Willis Inpects Halle’s Chest by spreadit.org
7. Pre-Baby Cleavage On Maxim by maximonline.com
8. Cleavage Played A Major Roll In That One James Bond Film by jamesbondwiki.com

Here are some pure BOOB links I found all on me own:

• Halle Berry Is Boobalicious via BoobieBlog.com
• Halle Berry Is a HUGE Star via Celebslam.buzznet.com
• Halle Berry’s boobs officially OUTRAGEOUS via ohnotheydidnt
• Photo of Halle Berry’s Boobs From James Bond Flick via moneyshotmovies.com
• Halle Berry Nip Slip via celebs.scrotlap.com

And that’s all she showed folks.

Njoy!!

I’ve posted previously on this topic:

• STORM WORM: LARGEST ATTACK IN TWO YEARS, BUT WHY?
•  Storm Worm Update: I Hate To Say I Told You So…

Here’s a small excerpt from a recent article in The Observer:

In millions of Windows, the perfect Storm is gathering
John Naughton
Sunday October 21, 2007
The Observer

A spectre is haunting the net but, outside of techie circles, nobody seems to be talking about it. The threat it represents to our security and wellbeing may be less dramatic than anything posed by global terrorism, but it has the potential to wreak much more havoc. And so far, nobody has come up with a good idea on how to counter it.

It’s called the Storm worm.

The article goes on to say pretty much what I have been saying since July of 06!!

Anyway, hope somebody is starting to get the whole scope of the situation that is only continuing to grow.

In other words, HAAAALP!!11!!1!!!!11!!

Take a look at a little sample of their links:

Cartoons	Shows	Anime	Movies	Music	Sport	Docu
Southpark	Friends	Yu Gi Ho	13 going on 30	Eminem	High Stakes Poke..	Ross Kemp on gan..
Family Guy	America\’s Next ..	Pokemon	Blow	Justin Timberlake	WrestleMania 23	Episodes
Simpsons, The	Sex Guide (Must ..	Naruto	Simpsons Movie, ..	Christina Aguile..	High Stakes Poke..	HBO: Thin (2006)
Justice League	Prison Break	Yu Gi Ho GX	Talladega Knights	Pussy Cat Dolls	Slam Dunk Contest	Dark Side of Por..
Futurama	Peep Show	FullMetal Alchem..	A walk to rememb..	Cascada	Funny Moments	Skinheads USA: S..
Banned Cartoons	Scrubs	Dragon Ball Z	Number 23, The	Beyonce	World Series Of ..	2012 – The Futur..
X-Men Evolution	CSI	Yu Yu Hakusho	Superbad	Linkin Park	Greatest Fights	Secret Societies

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. AllUc.org aggregates ALL this video content (copyright or not) via members submitting links. Its quite a novel idea because AllUc is at least twice removed from any liability for any of those pesky legal issues related to posting copyrighted material on the net. They sum this up best in their disclaimer:

Disclaimer

The author is not responsible for any contents linked or referred to from his pages – If any damage occurs by the use of information presented there, only the author of the respective pages might be liable, not the one who has linked to these pages.
Allfg.org and Alluc.org doesn’t host any content

All Allfg.org/Alluc.org does is linking to content that was uploaded to popular Online Video hosting sites like dailymmotion.com/Youtube. All youtube/dailymotion users signed a contract with the sites when they set up their accounts wich forces them not to upload illegal content. By clicking on any Links to videos while surfing on Allfg.org you leave Allfg.org, Allfg.org cant take the responsibility for any content hosted on other sites.

Its brilliant!! Now go there and watch some free anything.

Big ups to the peeps over at allUc.org and their generous members.

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | JK Rowling outs Dumbledore as gay
She took audience questions and was asked if Dumbledore found “true love”.

“Dumbledore is gay,” she said, adding he was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, who he beat in a battle between good and bad wizards long ago.

The audience gasped, then applauded. “I would have told you earlier if I knew it would make you so happy,” she said.

“Falling in love can blind us to an extent,” she added, saying Dumbledore was “horribly, terribly let down” and his love for Grindelwald was his “great tragedy”

I applaud JK’s decision to reveal this intriguing tid bit about Dumbledore’s backstory. I do so, not just because it will piss off the religious right even more about the Potter books, but because its a real achievement for Rowling as an artist.

Most artists want their work to “say” or mean something in particular, but the exact message or subtext of any work is left up to the interpreter or reader. In fact, it is often said, once an artist reveals a work to the public, the exact meaning of that work is out of the artists hands.

In this case JK Rowling created a homosexual character that never reveals his sexual preference throughout the course of SEVEN books. Obviously, in light of the quotes from the BBC article, this was a tool for herself to be able to write Dumbledore with some mysterious weight in his heart. The accomplishment is that the big Harry Potter fan sites picked up on this infinitesimal facet of Dubledore as a written character.

My conclusion, is that this revelation is not some contrived controversy based on a society that is largely intolerant of homosexuals. This revelation is merely a fact about Dumbledore’s character that JK Rowling, up until recently, kept tucked away in her head. A fact that was communicated to many Harry Potter readers via a dynamic, palpable world and society.  A world and society that Rowling created with nothing but her mind and a word processor.

Well done JK!!

Creating An Auto Hack USB Drive Using Autorun and Batch Files. By Dosk3n (Hacking Illustrated Series)

During 2005 Sony BMG was discovered to be including Extended Copy Protection (XPC) and MediaMax CD-3 software on music CDs. The software was automatically installed in the background onto users computers systems that used the autorun function to start running the CD. The software could hide itself from the computers process list in the same way a rootkit would. There was over 100 titles in total that included this “rootkit”. Using similar techniques we are going to use the autorun feature with a USB drive to run multiple hacking tools…

As part of IronGeek’s “Hacking Illustrated Series”, this tutorial is a video (by Dosk3n).  Go watch it over at IronGeek (pro tip – click the article title).  There’s even a download link so you can watch it at your leisure over and over again.

Big ups to IronGeek and DosK3n on the tutorial and the sweet sweet “turn their own weapons against them” intro.

Enjoy.

Security vuln auction site pulls in research | The Register
A controversial marketplace for security exploits and vulnerabilities said it has exceeded expectations with the submission of more than 150 vulnerabilities in its first two months of operations.

WabiSabiLabi encourages security researchers to sell their findings to vetted buyers. Herman Zampariolo, chief exec of WSLabi which runs the WabiSabiLabi marketplace, said that the quality of the submitted vulnerabilities is as important as their quantity.

Damn, that site is going to make some big money.  At the same time those vulnerabilities and exploits might actually never be used with malicious intent.  Especially if the big tech companies are the ones buying.

This is straight from their website:

WabiSabiLabi is aiming to a single moving target: to bring the world closer to zero risk.
If the world must become a safer place, the first part of the recipe is simple: to provide a better rewarding for the security researchers, organising an efficient and transparent marketplace, here to maximise the results of their efforts.

Damn I wish I had thought of that first.

Title: P2P researchers: use a blocklist or you will be tracked… 100% of the time
The old cliché “You’re not paranoid if they really are out to get you” turns out to apply quite nicely to the world of P2P file-sharing. A trio of intrepid researchers from the University of California-Riverside decided to see just how often a P2P user might be tracked by content owners. Their startling conclusion: “naive” users will exchange data with such “fake users” 100 percent of the time.

Sources: ARS TECHNICA via HACK THE PLANET rss

Basically, at the very least, you need to use a blocklist or you are gonna get ThomASS’d (aka sued). I can just imagine many users out there thinking, “What’s a blocklist? Where do I get one? How do I use it? OMG, OMFG, WTF DO I DO?”

CALM DOWN!!! JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH, TMBBITW is here to help. And by help we mean, offer up some information. Below we will lay out some resources, links and downloads that, when used, will ease you worries.

Now, a blocklist in and of itself is simple, its a list. A list of IP addresses, and some IP ranges, that are known to be essentially bad. By “bad” we mean that those IP’s are people or machines that are either tracking what you are doing or passing data to you that you do not want. An application on your computer uses a blocklist to stop those IP’s from connecting to your computer. Are you getting that warm fuzzy feeling of being informed yet? Well, keep reading.

Here are the most basic blocklist/P2P safety resources:

• P2PNet: The original daily p2p and digital news site. Always First!
• Slyck: Great site to learn how to use P2P services safely.
  • Slyck’s Guide to Using P2P Anonymously
    
• PhoenixLabs: These guys have been creating blocklists since forever and they also run blocklist.org.
  • Created (Windows/Mac Only): Peerguardian (app that keeps your blocklists updated and integrates with your P2P app)
  • For Linux They recommend: MoBlock
    
• Blocklist Manager : A free utility to download, merge, sort, and export IP lists in a variety of formats.
• Protowall: A free utility that blocks undesired connections, to and from your computer via blocklist.
• Protowall Mods: Cleric’s Protowall Mods

Now you’re wondering what P2P or BitTorent clients should I use. See below:

• Azureus: BT Client that can update its own blocklists.
  • Note: Uses “http://www.bluetack.co.uk/config/spconfig.txt” for updates to blocklists.
• uTorrent: Small fast BT client with great traffic encryption.
  • uTorrentUpdateBlocklist_1.0.zip: ipfilter.dat updater as a batch file. (Not necessarily uTorrent condoned.)
  • http://rapidshare.com/files/6620418/ipfilter.rar : ipfilter.dat file that block a buttload of IP’s.
• BitCommet: BT app, written in C++, best for people behind a school firewall. Encrypts packet headers. This is for those that can not use port forwarding.
• LimeWire: P2P app using the Gnutella network, that is great for small files. However you will need Peerguardian or Protowall, because it does not natively support any ipfilter or blocklist.
• FrostWire: Based on LimeWire Pro, a free open source app that comes with some linux distributions. Still need Peerguardian or Protowall.

At the very least, those two lists above contain all you need. Something to go all P2P with, and a way to use a blocklist. You can use peerguardian and uTorrent, or Azureus and set up its IPfiltering option, or if you’re all Gnutella is good BT is hard… you can use FrostWire and peerguardian. As you can see there are lots of options.

For the sake of speed: You will probably need to open a port, via your firewall application or router software, in order for uTorrent or Azureas to let connections in using DHT (distributed hash tables, google it). This WILL speed everything up alot.

So you’re all done, you can go out and not ever be tracked, right? Well, sort of. You are pretty safe. However, there are some applications that you can use to actually try and mask your real IP address. Its an extra measure of security instead of just keeping the bad IPs out. These are the best, free, anonymity apps out there:

• TOR: The Onion Router – Can help to hide your IP.
• Privoxy: Helps to secure TOR even more.
• Putty: Telnet/SSH client that can be used to secure your traffic going out to a Tor node.
  • NOTE: Using Putty and Tor together is a pretty complicated process, so you may want to skip this. If you’re up to it, read this tutorial.
  • Thanks to dBlackshell here are two more links on proxies from InsaneSecurity: one and two
• JAP: Java based anonymity app. Some like it better than TOR some don’t.

In order for the above applications to work, you need to configure your P2P or BT client to connect to the internet THROUGH them. Tor has great instructions for this on their site. You can also configure your browser to go through those anonymity apps. The big drawback here is loss of speed. Any proxy based application will slow down your internets. Its a trade off that’s totally up to you.

You MUST know by now that you will eventually need more information, but you are afraid. Why? Because search engines like google and yahoo keep tabs on what you are searching for. For anonymous searching use:

• Googlonymous: Anonymous search engine.
  • for example “P2P Blocklist“
• Scroogle: Another anonymous search engine.

As one can see, there are alot of resources out there to TRY and make your P2P life safe from being tracked. However, as with anything you do on the net, you will never be 100% anonymous. Its like having sex, sure there’s no 100% effective safe sex, but a condom is damn close enough to let you go at it. Just remember to keep your lists updated as well as your software. Now go be safe.

Got questions? Post them in the comments. (Note: This needs some Major editing, cause it was late and I got too tired to finish polishing it up)

*TMBBITW does not condone or support illegal file sharing in any form. In fact, TMBBITW and its writers promote, and fully support, Free Open Source Software, legal DRM-free music, Open Music and all sorts of nice legal things. Things that keep programmers employed and running your internets and creating games and all that good stuff.

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The Republicans unveiled their new national convention logo. Design something better in five minutes.
KellyLockhart

The ‘O’fficial design

THEN THE FUN STARTS!!  Here are my favorites so far.

  by Godscrack

by butthold

And those are just two of many many entries that all deserve to win.  Go see them all here: 
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3112814

nJoy L8s

Storm Worm Descends on Blogspot
It seems like spammers, scammers, phishers and now malware authors are starting to leverage blogs more and more, especially Blogger/Blogspot as Google tend to be quite slow in responding and sometimes don’t respond at all.

This makes it an ideal platform for dodgy behaviour as the crooks have adequate lead time to con/infect people before they get shut down.

In this case Blogspot was used as the platform to propagate malcious messages by the Storm worm, people clicking these messages were liable to infection.

Source – Darknet – The Darkside

Notice what I underlined there.  Darknet sees a growing threat from Splogs.  I see that threat mixed with Storm Worm, and I say, “I knew Storm Worm would only become a larger problem”.  I still don’t know why though, beyond the basic malicious crap people do.

There are probably millions of undetectable variants of the Storm Worm trojan.  I am sure that the growing power of the extremely slippery botnets, that Storm Worm is used to create, will eventually do something very big and very naughty.  I don’t know how or why or what will happen, but if unchecked, something really BIG is going to come crashing down on some rather large target, maybe even a government.

I know it seems like I keep saying “THE SKY IS FALLING”, but I’m not.  I am only saying that there is the potential for “the sky to fall” if security companies and professionals don’t create a fool proof definition to stop all the Storm Worm variants and the botnets it creates.

Just in case you were wondering; No, I do not have the knowledge to create this “fool proof definition”, nor do I know how much work or how possible it could be.

Keep your eye’s open, and don’t click on random crap.