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Art!</description><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/7118841344/high-quality-artwork" /><a10:updated>2013-03-16T04:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/7118841344/h3AECAB09/art-7118841344" /><dc:creator>stephenwood51</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/3370924032/foam-engineering</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/3370924032/foam-engineering</link><a10:author><a10:name>MildlyAmused</a10:name></a10:author><category>bathtub</category><category>overkill</category><title>Untitled</title><description /><pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 10:00:38 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/3370924032/foam-engineering" /><a10:updated>2010-04-15T10:00:38-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/3370924032/hAAE7A590/1099689-bathtub-overkill-3370924032" /><dc:creator>MildlyAmused</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/7797995264/nerf-or-nothing</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/7797995264/nerf-or-nothing</link><a10:author><a10:name>theresaburger</a10:name></a10:author><category>desk chair</category><category>duct tape</category><category>funny</category><category>there I fixed it</category><title>NERF or Nothing </title><description>Submitter &lt;b&gt;Chris Lai&lt;/b&gt; says that the chair in the guard shack kept lowering itself, so he found duct tape and a NERF gun in his car. 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No Problem</title><description /><pubDate>Sun, 14 Apr 2013 06:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/7301896704/no-c-batteries-no-problem" /><a10:updated>2013-04-14T06:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/7301896704/h16E77530/speakers-kludges-batteries-7301896704" /><dc:creator>adamdomer</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/4181157120/port-a-smokehouse</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/4181157120/port-a-smokehouse</link><a10:author><a10:name>andy.fail</a10:name></a10:author><category>barbecue</category><category>bathroom</category><category>dual use</category><category>port a potty</category><category>smoker</category><title>Untitled</title><description /><pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 04:00:28 -0800</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/4181157120/port-a-smokehouse" /><a10:updated>2010-11-22T04:00:28-08:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/4181157120/h6F44C7FE/barbecue-bathroom-dual-use-port-a-potty-smoker-uncategorized-4181157120" /><dc:creator>andy.fail</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/7575936256/i-do-love-vaulted-ceilings</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/7575936256/i-do-love-vaulted-ceilings</link><a10:author><a10:name>ichcjasmine</a10:name></a10:author><category>cars</category><category>wood</category><category>roofs</category><category>funny</category><title>I Do Love Vaulted Ceilings</title><description /><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/7575936256/i-do-love-vaulted-ceilings" /><a10:updated>2013-06-19T04:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/7575936256/hBF6D5C98/cars-wood-roofs-funny-7575936256" /><dc:creator>ichcjasmine</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/6087047168/building-a-staircase-from-pipes</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/6087047168/building-a-staircase-from-pipes</link><a10:author><a10:name>stephenwood51</a10:name></a10:author><category>pipes</category><category>staircase</category><title>Building a Staircase From Pipes</title><description>Some may consider it just a pipe dream, but this guy thought otherwise!</description><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 10:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/6087047168/building-a-staircase-from-pipes" /><a10:updated>2012-04-15T10:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/6087047168/hE36267E6/image-pipes-staircase-6087047168" /><dc:creator>stephenwood51</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/5173972480/football-season-is-coming</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/5173972480/football-season-is-coming</link><a10:author><a10:name>andy.fail</a10:name></a10:author><category>football</category><category>holding it up</category><category>home improvement</category><category>satellite dish</category><category>television</category><title>Football Season Is Coming</title><description>&lt;img class='event-item-lol-image' src='http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/1df894e9-cb66-45c5-aafd-97f52c7c630a.jpg' title="Redneck Satellite Tripod" alt="Redneck Satellite Tripod" height="750px" width="500px" /&gt;

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</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/5173972480/football-season-is-coming" /><a10:updated>2011-09-08T04:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/5173972480/hA157B769/football-holding-it-up-home-improvement-image-satellite-dish-television-5173972480" /><dc:creator>andy.fail</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/4661996544/nothing-comes-between-2-guys-and-their-protein-shake</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/4661996544/nothing-comes-between-2-guys-and-their-protein-shake</link><a10:author><a10:name>andy.fail</a10:name></a10:author><category>blender</category><category>drill</category><category>dual use</category><category>kitchen kludge</category><title>Nothing Comes Between 2 Guys And Their Protein Shake</title><description /><pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 14:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/4661996544/nothing-comes-between-2-guys-and-their-protein-shake" /><a10:updated>2011-04-18T14:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/4661996544/h37B5913D/blender-drill-dual-use-image-kitchen-kludge-4661996544" /><dc:creator>andy.fail</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/4270095104/does-your-bosch-have-bling</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/4270095104/does-your-bosch-have-bling</link><a10:author><a10:name>andy.fail</a10:name></a10:author><category>tools</category><category>why</category><category>wtf</category><title>Does Your Bosch Have Bling?</title><description>Crystal??? You know I wanted diamonds. </description><pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 16:30:00 -0800</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/4270095104/does-your-bosch-have-bling" /><a10:updated>2010-12-20T16:30:00-08:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/4270095104/hAD33C730/image-tools-why-wtf-4270095104" /><dc:creator>andy.fail</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/5442886656/cardboard-electricians-are-the-best</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/5442886656/cardboard-electricians-are-the-best</link><a10:author><a10:name>andy.fail</a10:name></a10:author><category>dangerous</category><category>electricity</category><category>safety first</category><category>sign</category><category>warning</category><title>Cardboard Electricians Are The Best</title><description /><pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 10:00:00 -0800</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/5442886656/cardboard-electricians-are-the-best" /><a10:updated>2011-11-23T10:00:00-08:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/5442886656/hFC5F9B03/dangerous-electricity-image-safety-first-sign-warning-5442886656" /><dc:creator>andy.fail</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/5423326208/worlds-noisiest-door-stop</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/5423326208/worlds-noisiest-door-stop</link><a10:author><a10:name>andy.fail</a10:name></a10:author><category>air horn</category><category>clever</category><category>dual use</category><category>duct tape</category><title>World's Noisiest Door Stop</title><description>[polldaddy poll="5662279"]</description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 16:30:00 -0800</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/5423326208/worlds-noisiest-door-stop" /><a10:updated>2011-11-11T16:30:00-08:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/5423326208/hDA4AC86F/air-horn-clever-dual-use-duct-tape-image-5423326208" /><dc:creator>andy.fail</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/3629102080/they-pooled-their-ideas</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/3629102080/they-pooled-their-ideas</link><a10:author><a10:name>MildlyAmused</a10:name></a10:author><category>ladder</category><category>Mission Improbable</category><category>not intended use</category><category>pool</category><category>stairs</category><category>summer</category><title>Untitled</title><description /><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 06:00:17 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/3629102080/they-pooled-their-ideas" /><a10:updated>2010-06-19T06:00:17-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/3629102080/h3A77F1D1/ladder-mission-improbable-not-intended-use-pool-stairs-summer-3629102080" /><dc:creator>MildlyAmused</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/3960225536/excuse-me-your-window-is-in-the-way</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/3960225536/excuse-me-your-window-is-in-the-way</link><a10:author><a10:name>andy.fail</a10:name></a10:author><category>block</category><category>in the way</category><category>pipe</category><category>window</category><title>Untitled</title><description /><pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 06:00:10 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/3960225536/excuse-me-your-window-is-in-the-way" /><a10:updated>2010-09-17T06:00:10-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/3960225536/h6A6D831A/block-in-the-way-pipe-uncategorized-window-3960225536" /><dc:creator>andy.fail</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/5423515648/build-your-own-flamethrower</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/5423515648/build-your-own-flamethrower</link><a10:author><a10:name>andy.fail</a10:name></a10:author><category>DIY</category><category>fire</category><category>guns</category><category>Hall of Fame</category><category>not a kludge</category><title>Build Your Own Flamethrower!</title><description>Instructables user PDRWLSN created this pocket-sized flame thrower not because it's freaking awesome, but to as a way to start a quick fire when you're camping and only have access to wet wood. The gun uses materials readily available at any hardware store with butane lighter fluid as a fuel source and a BBQ ignition switch as a trigger. Below is a video showing the machine failing to melt snow. If any of you are crazy enough to try this, please, be safe.

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(No they didn't)

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Perfect for a day at the beach, an EXTREMELY nonchalant office, or if you feel like walking around looking like a professional assassin. 

It comes with a removal charcoal pan for grilling and the rotating skewers can be powered by A/C adapter or lithium battery. No word on how much this barbecue beast weighs but at a cost of $719, you're sure to be the only one on the block with one.</description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 17:00:00 -0800</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/5408100352/bbq-in-a-briefcase" /><a10:updated>2011-11-08T17:00:00-08:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/5408100352/h13EB1CB5/bbq-cooking-hall-of-fame-image-not-a-kludge-wtf-5408100352" /><dc:creator>andy.fail</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/7887492608/this-could-fix-a-lot-of-things</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/7887492608/this-could-fix-a-lot-of-things</link><a10:author><a10:name>theresaburger</a10:name></a10:author><category>there I fixed it</category><title>This Could Fix a Lot of Things</title><description /><pubDate>Tue, 31 Dec 2013 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/7887492608/this-could-fix-a-lot-of-things" /><a10:updated>2013-12-31T04:00:00-08:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/7887492608/h31C88DF9/there-i-fixed-it-7887492608" /><dc:creator>theresaburger</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/37849345/tools-of-the-trade</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/37849345/tools-of-the-trade</link><a10:author><a10:name>stephenwood51</a10:name></a10:author><category>concrete</category><category>crosswalk</category><category>road</category><category>street</category><category>Video</category><title>Tools of the Trade</title><description>And by "tools of the trade," I mean these guys' &lt;a href="http://chzb.gr/GQUhPH" target="_blank"&gt;supervisors.&lt;/a&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/37849345/tools-of-the-trade" /><a10:updated>2012-05-22T08:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/37849345/hDB26CD87/concrete-crosswalk-road-street-video-37849345" /><dc:creator>stephenwood51</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/4731939840/fencey-had-a-late-night</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/4731939840/fencey-had-a-late-night</link><a10:author><a10:name>andy.fail</a10:name></a10:author><category>fence</category><category>holding it up</category><title>Fencey Had a Late Night</title><description>Good thing he fell into the shade. ~Not-So-Handy Andy</description><pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 06:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/4731939840/fencey-had-a-late-night" /><a10:updated>2011-05-07T06:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/4731939840/h651FDFFD/fence-holding-it-up-image-4731939840" /><dc:creator>andy.fail</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/4189600256/these-boots-were-made-for-ridin</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/4189600256/these-boots-were-made-for-ridin</link><a10:author><a10:name>andy.fail</a10:name></a10:author><category>bike</category><category>boots</category><category>cautionary fail</category><category>motorcycle</category><title>Untitled</title><description /><pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2010 08:00:24 -0800</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/4189600256/these-boots-were-made-for-ridin" /><a10:updated>2010-11-29T08:00:24-08:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/4189600256/h8B08AD05/bike-boots-cautionary-fail-motorcycle-uncategorized-4189600256" /><dc:creator>andy.fail</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/6182242304/to-xfinity-and-beyond</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/6182242304/to-xfinity-and-beyond</link><a10:author><a10:name>stephenwood51</a10:name></a10:author><category>truck</category><title>To Xfinity and Beyond!</title><description>Comcast: Internet, TV, voice, chicken coops.</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 10:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/6182242304/to-xfinity-and-beyond" /><a10:updated>2012-05-10T10:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb-large/6182242304/h6B389407/image-truck-6182242304" /><dc:creator>stephenwood51</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/6295837184/thats-one-hell-of-a-bouquet</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/6295837184/thats-one-hell-of-a-bouquet</link><a10:author><a10:name>stephenwood51</a10:name></a10:author><category>adapter</category><category>cork</category><category>dishwasher</category><category>wine</category><category>wine cork</category><title>That's One Hell of a Bouquet!</title><description>&lt;i&gt;"Last year the drainhose for my ancient dishwasher broke off my equally ancient disposer. Surprisingly, there's no aftermarket plug for these, so I made one out of an adapter and a wine cork."&lt;/i&gt;

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