Theresa is the New Blog

New Link Just for Danny

2006-07-31T00:33:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cadets

Links with Class

2006-04-23T16:03:00.000-07:00

~a trialer park wedding~

Happy National RV Lifestyle Week!

a goth trailer park: http://www.gothtrailerpark.com/
trailer talk barbie: http://www.prankplace.com/turleen.htm?KBID=2274
who knows how this guy was able to get the domain name first, but here it is: http://www.mytrailerpark.com/

and Happy National Karaoke Week! (could they be related?)

Two Links for Today

2006-04-22T13:32:00.000-07:00

Happy Earth Day!
http://www.baloneypress.com/satire/science/environmentalists-struggle-to-cope-with-earths-cancer-diagnosis-1000s-convert-to-christianity/

Happy National Jelly Bean Day!
http://www.littlefivers.com/food/ways-were-going-to-celebrate-national-jelly-bean-day/

Links That Can Help You Control Children

2006-04-21T16:46:00.000-07:00

Help the CIA start tracking your children now: http://www.cia.gov/cia/ciakids/index_2.shtml
and make your kids fat ASAP: http://www.ronald.com/hamburglar/index.html
This one is so good: http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html (of course only guys can be haxors, lunux (a unux-like OS) is illegal, flash is must be a bad program because you don't remember installing it, computer screens made after 1980 admitt brain damaging radiation that will make you little hackor stupid, faster computers are bad, AOL is defiantely responsible, and the claims go on...)

the author seems to have hacking confused with raving, saying hackers wear "bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying glow-sticks and some wear pacifiers around their necks"
fun fact: this is not meant to support illegal activity, but instead to show that non-AOL-users aren't necessarily going around hacking your computer

Happy Kindergarten Day!

Links of or Relating to Telepones

2006-04-19T11:15:00.000-07:00

Turn your telephone into an instrument: http://www.michaelv.org/projects/telephone/
I wish my phone could do this: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8707918650149253825&q=phones&pl=true
This is brilliant: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8700273808102918011&q=phones&pl=true
What does your phone number spell: http://www.phonespell.org/
The Payphone Project: http://www.payphone-project.com/

There is not a particularly interesting holiday for today, but it is National STD Awareness Month!

Peeping Links

2006-04-17T17:49:00.000-07:00

I have to admit that I've never actually eaten a peep (they have gelatin), but they seem pretty freaky - like they'd survive a neuclear attack.

source of the above image: http://www.peepresearch.org/smoking.html
and time to get serious: http://www.marcpedersen.com/humor/peeps.html

Happy Blah! Blah! Blah! Day!

Jeopardy Links

2006-04-14T14:41:00.000-07:00

Celebrity Jeopardy: http://thetravisty.com/Celebrity_Jeopardy/wmv/Cosby,_Osbourne,_Connery.htm (a real barn-burner)
Alex Trebek Just Doesn't Get It: http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/296.html
Weird Al losing on Jeopardy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ5bFTldxBY&search=jeopardy
Darth Vader: http://vaderfortune.ytmnd.com/
Ninja Jeopardy: http://snaxor.com/page/Ninja_jeopardy/

Happy International Moment of Laughter Day!

Elektronik - Supersonik and Gunther Links

2006-04-13T13:40:00.000-07:00

Gunther and the Sunshine Girls:

The Ding Dong Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv66xNGo6E4
Tutti Frutii Summer Love: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7klHMtEPt1g

Elektronik - Supersonik:

Fly away in space rocket, No need put money in my pocket: http://www.molvania.com/video_medium_2.html
Antelope: http://www.molvania.com.au/molvania/antipope_large.html

Happy Blame Somebody Else Day!

Sexual Harassment Links

2006-04-11T17:45:00.000-07:00

stay outside of the hula hoop!

The Sexual Harassment Panda: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxseTOIWv1s&search=sexual%20harassment%20panda
A Guide to Sexual Harrassment in the workplace: http://www.crapville.com/video_holder.asp?ID=701
Super Fun Quiz: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

Happy Barbershop Quartet Day!

Links of or Relating to Pokemon

2006-04-10T19:40:00.000-07:00

The coolest car ever: http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/yellowcar.jpg
Themesong Videos:

Lipsinking emo kids: http://www.youtube.com/?v=XPqkkFDDcWI (i love Green Emo's hair)
Real vocals of a (wo)man: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/pokemon-master.html

What Pokemon are you? http://powersugoi.net/quiz/pokemon.php (this will provide deep insite into your inner being)
Pokemon + Your Child = End of the World: http://www.godandscience.org/doctrine/pokemon.html
Pokediction: No laughing matter: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/planet0/intpoke.htm (scroll down to take the pokediction test and a vow of abstenence)
Now its time to get serious: http://www.adl.org/presrele/IslME_62/3791_62.asp

Happy Salvation Army Day!

Generating Links

2006-04-04T17:50:00.000-07:00

Tombstone Generator: http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/
The Disfunctional Family Letter Generator: http://www.drchinese.com/letter.html
Curch Sign Generator: http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/ (source of the above image)
http://www.goodbyebitch.com

Happy International Day For Landmine Awareness and Observance

Spamalicious Links

2006-04-03T16:15:00.000-07:00

SPAMologue: http://www.zefrank.com/request/index_better.html (yay! Ze Frank)
Spam I Am: http://www.seuss.org/seuss/spam.i.am.html (from the Dr. Suess Parody Page!)
Orgin of Spam: http://linux.gda.pl/pub/spam/Monty_Python-Spam.mpg (green midgets!)
What I'm Doing Next Saturday: http://j-walk.com/other/conf/index.htm
Send Spam To Yourself: http://www.futureme.org/ (much better than the traditional send-yourself-a-letter-during-a-retreat thing)

Happy National Workplace Napping Day!

Links Of Or Relating To Farm Animals

2006-04-02T11:39:00.000-07:00

Get Plucked: http://www.mailorderchickens.org/
Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid: http://www.cowabduction.com/
Badgers, Snakes, and Mushrooms! O my! http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
Thank Goodness I don't have to shave my beard to get cats to like me: http://www.improbable.com/airchives/classical/cat/cat.html
old, but i do like giraffs: http://www.sjgames.com/illuminati/politics.html
The Dog Cow: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_cow (source of the above image) moof!
There are definately fish on farms: http://www.fishighway.com/

Happy Check Your Batteries Day!

Satirical Links

2006-04-01T14:21:00.000-08:00

Microsoft Takes Over the Ipod: http://www.wimp.com/microsoftipod/(from Danny - who else?)
Relax, Hipster. iProduct is here: http://www.tomasbecklin.com/hello/2/894/1024/iProduct.jpg
Even more mocking of apple: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47468
ADD: http://www.zefrank.com/sing_along/
L.O.V.E. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W80eC2mABXA&search=mad%20tv%20ashlee
Longest Email Adress in the World: http://www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.com/index.php (compensationg for something?)

Happy April Fools' Day!
Best Prank Ever: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/pranks/rosebowl.html (source of the above image)

Artistic Links for The Talentless

2006-03-30T17:56:00.000-08:00

New Addiction: http://www.zefrank.com/string_spinv2/menu.html (I heart Ze Frank as always)

ze frank also makes scribbles look cool: http://www.zefrank.com/scribbler/
trippy kalaediscope thing: http://www.zefrank.com/dtoy_vs_byokal/index.html

Google Montoge: http://grant.robinson.name/projects/montage-a-google/ (to print press "print screen" above the backspace key - and- source of the above image)
I am now skilled in the art of oragami: http://www.origamiboulder.com/
Make Photos into Dots: http://homokaasu.org/ (i only wish i had a place to put one of these)

Happy "I am in Control" Day!

Cool Links For Cool People

2006-03-29T16:42:00.000-08:00

Alex Trebec just doesn't get it: http://www.wimp.com/wager/
The Geek Heirachy: http://www.brunching.com/images/geekchartbig.gif (the first step to the cure is identifying the problem)
Jedi Name Generator: http://www.wilcoxusa.net/saber/swname.htm (mine is han-th brred)
Star Wars Kid: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=470255197238727262&q=star+wars+kid&pl=true
Wow, this sounds just like: http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend/
Fear of Girls: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670
Girls Like Guys With Skills: http://www.starwars.com/kids/activity/crafts/f20060111/index.html (source of the above image)
I Have No Reason Left To Live: http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1169&srch=

Happy National Mom and Pop Buisness Owners Day AND Smoke and Mirrors Day!

I'm an Emo Link, Non-Conforming As Can Be

2006-03-28T16:37:00.000-08:00

Now I Know My ABCs, Next Time Won't You Cry With Me: http://www.no-nothingrock.com/articles/emoabc/ (source of the above image)
Definition of Emotional: http://www.emotioneric.com/
How To Dress Emo: http://www.dobi.nu/emo/
Just Keep Slicing, Just Keep Slicing: http://www.youtube.com/w/Finding-Emo?v=rSe6Zf750cA&search=emo
Classic: http://emosong.ytmnd.com/

Happy Something On A Stick Day! http://www.feelgoodanyway.com/motion/bpn_stick.html

Conspiring Links

2006-03-27T15:53:00.000-08:00

The Mario Brothers' Conspiracy Theory: http://www.aethiamud.org/communist_mario/ (source of the above image)
The Disney Conspiracy Theory: http://www.zmag.org/zmag/articles/disney.htm
The Communism of Tetris: http://www.everything2.org/index.pl?node_id=1380126 (this link ruins my childhood. not for the innocent)
Make Your Own Evil Plan: http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

and actually succeed with it: http://www.proft.org/tips/evil.html

Happy National "Joe" Day!

Links That Are Somewhat Lacking in Political Correctness

2006-03-26T09:31:00.000-08:00

Leash Your Woman: http://www.iamlost.com/features/leash/ (source of the above image)
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/ (wow. I wish an entire group of people loved me, maybe Eskimos?)
Old, yet still amusing, proof that girls are evil: http://www.stacken.kth.se/lists/best-forestry/2001-05/jpg00000.jpg
A New Approach To Rodent Performance Evaluation: http://www.eecs.harvard.edu/~yaz/en/squirrel_fishing.html (please notice that these are Harvard students.... yes HARVARD)

Happy Spinach Festival Day!

Religious Links for the Not-So-Devoted

2006-03-25T16:59:00.000-08:00

Jesus never tasted so good: http://triggur.org/communion/
Pope Name Generator: http://triggur.org/pope/ (I am Pope Vicious Kevin I)
Baby Got Back: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2406460985877029386
God Hates Shrimp: http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/
Inflate-A-Priest: http://www.iamlost.com/features/pdoll/
Chocolate + Peanut Butter = Heaven (source of the above image) http://www.christian-t-shirt.com/
Now It Gets Serious: http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/2006/03/aclu_intervenes.html

Happy VÃ¥ffeldagen! (Swedish for International Waffle Day): http://www.mrbreakfast.com/article.asp?articleid=19

Rainy Day Exitement for the Easily Amused

2006-03-25T15:53:00.000-08:00

I have lots of websites. This is their new home.