UPDATE! Just a few more stories!

2010-04-26T21:03:00.016-04:00

(If this is your first time hearing about These Are Your Kids, scroll down and read the first post of this blog.)

First, let me give you an example story that I got recently. It's pretty vulgar but absolutely hysterical.

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So this project is about 75% finished. We're looking for about 50 to 75 more stories before we send it to publishers, so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE spread the word to your friends/family/etc. and have them write their stories to be in These Are Your Kids. We already have 2 interested publishers, we just need more filler. :)

Please have these stories sent to TheseAreYourKidsBook@gmail.com with all of the following:

Name (Leave blank if you would like to be included anonymously):

City/State:

I, (your full name, or leave blank if remaining anonymous), agree to release the following writing, images,audio, and/or videos to be included in the book These Are Your Kids. By e-mailing this work to TheseAreYourKidsBook@gmail.com, I am consenting the release and use of my writing without the expectation of receiving any royalties from the publication of These Are Your Kids or any other publication that said work may be included in.

We won't judge what you write, but if you want to hide your e-mail address and are afraid we'll figure out who you are, use Anonymouse, a free anonymous e-mail sending website.

To everyone that's written so far for this book, your stories have been awesome and we couldn't do this thing without you guys.

Thanks everyone,

Paul, Luke, and Dave

These Are Your Kids.

2009-05-13T13:19:00.005-04:00

A few months ago, my friend Luke and I had an idea to create a book of the funny and fucked up shit that's happened in our lives. The idea elaborated into "let's get stories from kids all over America and show parents how much they fucked up raising our generation." We're calling this book These Are Your Kids.

We are looking for stories from people aged 14-25 about sex, drugs, parties, fights, or any other memoir that will make someone else laugh, cry, throw up, etc.

This book will be expletive, vulgar, obscene, sad, funny, disturbing, and joyful, so don't hold back on any ideas or stories that you have. Every story can be anonymous or the author can include their name next to the story.

If you would like to be included in These Are Your Kids, directions to submit your story can be found in the post above entitled "UPDATE!". Remember, these stories can be about ANYTHING that you think people will enjoy reading.

Thanks,
Paul