TheTrixie.com2009-09-09T17:43:52ZTrixie: [trik-see] -noun, plural- xies 1. Typically a social climbing, Jetta-driving, money-hungry young lady who seems to flock to the upwardly-mobile neighborhood of Lincoln Park, Chicago. Often found dating day traders who drive 3 series BMWs.tag:www.thetrixie.com,2009://24Movable TypeCopyright (c)2009, Rudius Media, LLCRandom fun fact2009-09-09T17:43:52Z2009-09-09T17:40:50Ztag:www.thetrixie.com,2009://24.91642009-09-09T17:40:50Z99% of people cannot lick their own elbow. I'm in the 1% who can. Am freak....TheTrixiehttp://www.thetrixie.com/Blog
<p>99% of people cannot lick their own elbow.</p>
<p>I'm in the 1% who can.</p>
<p>Am freak.<br />
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</div>Moving on up2009-08-24T21:38:48Z2009-08-24T20:55:11Ztag:www.thetrixie.com,2009://24.91372009-08-24T20:55:11ZI'm moving. Out of Lincoln Park. In a week. My life right now is a mess of boxes, band-aids (I've cut myself twice on the packing tape dispenser...of course), and to-do lists. I'm so stressed out I'm breaking out like...TheTrixiehttp://www.thetrixie.com/Blog
<p>I'm moving.</p>
<p>Out of Lincoln Park.</p>
<p>In a week.</p>
<p>My life right now is a mess of boxes, band-aids (I've cut myself twice on the packing tape dispenser...of course), and to-do lists. I'm so stressed out I'm breaking out like a teenager, and I'm not even going there about the state of my manicure. But I have discovered that packing is a lot more fun, and slightly less stressful, when combined with a bottle of wine. However, packing is a lot less fun, and slightly more stressful, when combined with a hangover. </p>
<p><img alt="moveshoes.jpg" src="http://www.thetrixie.com/archives/upload/2009/08/moveshoes.jpg" width="512" height="384" /></p>
<p>This will all be over in a week. </p>
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</div>Question...2009-08-23T01:31:51Z2009-08-23T01:27:26Ztag:www.thetrixie.com,2009://24.91332009-08-23T01:27:26ZHow is wearing liquid eyeliner to a Saturday 9am class at the gym appropriate? I mean, the full face of makeup that she normally wears is bad enough. But this morning? She busted out the liquid eyeliner. I don't get...TheTrixiehttp://www.thetrixie.com/Blog
<p>How is wearing liquid eyeliner to a Saturday 9am class at the gym appropriate? </p>
<p>I mean, the full face of makeup that she normally wears is bad enough. But this morning? She busted out the liquid eyeliner. I don't get it. I'm perplexed. </p>
<p>Guys, what is your take on women at the gym in makeup? Also, I'm exhausted, and may or may not be slightly intoxicated. I'll explain later. </p>
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</div>Because I hate myself, that's why2009-08-04T01:03:14Z2009-08-04T00:12:36Ztag:www.thetrixie.com,2009://24.90932009-08-04T00:12:36ZI just watched the pilot of the new Melrose Place. Why, you ask? Read the title of this post again. Also, I like the feeling of being in some exclusive club of super hip (yet stupid) people who get to...TheTrixiehttp://www.thetrixie.com/Blog
<p>I just watched the pilot of the new Melrose Place. Why, you ask? Read the title of this post again. Also, I like the feeling of being in some exclusive club of super hip (yet stupid) people who get to see the pilot of a highly anticipated show before its premiere. I'm not proud of this.</p>
<p>It was as bad as you think it's going to be. Maybe worse. They shot their wad (can't believe I just said that, but it was the best way to describe) in the pilot. I don't want to give away too many details for those of you who are actually going to watch this garbage, but the first thirty minutes contained:</p>
<p><em>Murder<br />
Blackmail<br />
Laura Leighton (someone needs to get the name of her plastic surgeon)<br />
Alcohol use<br />
Solicitation<br />
References to cocaine use<br />
Botox<br />
Ridiculous amounts of pretty people<br />
and Ashlee Simpson</em></p>
<p>The last thirty minutes featured:</p>
<p><em>More blackmail<br />
Prostitution<br />
A father/son fight<br />
Hot lesbian action<br />
More botox<br />
Thomas Calabro driving a car that's worth more than my life<br />
Infidelity <br />
and Ashlee Simpson</em></p>
<p>I want that last hour back. Or at least the ten minutes of Ashlee Simpson's airtime. </p>
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</div>Raise your hand2009-07-30T22:11:11Z2009-07-30T22:08:52Ztag:www.thetrixie.com,2009://24.90802009-07-30T22:08:52ZIf your friends have created a Facebook group called, "Save (your name here)" dedicated to brainstorming creative ways to keep you from injuring yourself and/or making fun of your clumsiness. Just me? Outstanding....TheTrixiehttp://www.thetrixie.com/Blog
<p>If your friends have created a Facebook group called, "Save (your name here)" dedicated to brainstorming creative ways to keep you from injuring yourself and/or making fun of your clumsiness. </p>
<p>Just me? Outstanding.</p>
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