TheTrixie.com2009-07-17T22:09:13ZTrixie: [trik-see] -noun, plural- xies 1. Typically a social climbing, Jetta-driving, money-hungry young lady who seems to flock to the upwardly-mobile neighborhood of Lincoln Park, Chicago. Often found dating day traders who drive 3 series BMWs.tag:www.thetrixie.com,2009://24Movable TypeCopyright (c)2009, Rudius Media, LLCOverheard2009-07-17T22:09:13Z2009-07-17T21:56:18Ztag:www.thetrixie.com,2009://24.90252009-07-17T21:56:18ZAt the 7pm showing of Harry Potter (big dork, right here) on Wednesday night... Girl #1: "His mother got me a framed picture of a kitten for my birthday, and he suggested we hang it in the bedroom." Girl #2:...TheTrixiehttp://www.thetrixie.com/Blog
<p>At the 7pm showing of Harry Potter (big dork, right here) on Wednesday night...</p>
<p>Girl #1: <em>"His mother got me a framed picture of a kitten for my birthday, and he suggested we hang it in the bedroom."</em></p>
<p>Girl #2: <em>"Oh God. What did you say?"</em></p>
<p>Girl #1: <em>"I asked him if he really wanted to look at a picture of a kitten while he's pounding me in the ass."</em></p>
<p>Again, that was overheard at the 7pm showing of Harry Potter on opening night. I can't be the only one who thinks that is the funniest thing ever.<br />
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</div>More about me being a dumbass2009-07-11T17:46:35Z2009-07-11T17:28:47Ztag:www.thetrixie.com,2009://24.90052009-07-11T17:28:47ZCan someone out there offer up any insight as to how I can take boxing class and emerge unharmed, except for some minor rug burn on both knees and elbows (I look like I spent a rough night at the...TheTrixiehttp://www.thetrixie.com/Blog
<p>Can someone out there offer up any insight as to how I can take boxing class and emerge unharmed, except for some minor rug burn on both knees and elbows (I look like I spent a rough night at the Sigma Chi house), yet I chip my tooth on a beer bottle? </p>
<p>Also, it was a forty. I'm classy. </p>
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</div>This will come as no surprise2009-07-10T02:29:34Z2009-07-10T02:27:10Ztag:www.thetrixie.com,2009://24.90002009-07-10T02:27:10ZI am a dumb ass. Also, for those of you that care, I have not had my breakdown yet. Instead, I chose vodka. And Chaka Khan....TheTrixiehttp://www.thetrixie.com/Blog
<p>I am a dumb ass.</p>
<p>Also, for those of you that care, I have not had my breakdown yet. </p>
<p>Instead, I chose vodka. And Chaka Khan. </p>
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</div>I think I'm gonna lose it2009-07-08T21:14:24Z2009-07-08T18:50:45Ztag:www.thetrixie.com,2009://24.89932009-07-08T18:50:45ZI need a breakdown. A full-blown, screaming, crying, throwing shit, ripping my hair out, unattractive breakdown. I've never had one before (I much prefer the tried and true methods of holding everything inside and liquor), but I think it'll make...TheTrixiehttp://www.thetrixie.com/Blog
<p>I need a breakdown. A full-blown, screaming, crying, throwing shit, ripping my hair out, unattractive breakdown. I've never had one before (I much prefer the tried and true methods of holding everything inside and liquor), but I think it'll make me feel better. And If I don't do this soon, I will go postal on some people. </p>
<p>The good news is, I look good in both white (straitjacket) and orange (prison jumpsuit).<br />
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</div>Groupie? Moi?2009-07-06T19:18:09Z2009-07-06T19:06:31Ztag:www.thetrixie.com,2009://24.89862009-07-06T19:06:31ZI just saw a completely unrecognizable, unknown PGA Tour player at Berry Chill on State Street (what? it's delicious, fat free, and quick...shut up). I'd be lying if I said I wasn't concerned about a couple of things: 1. I...TheTrixiehttp://www.thetrixie.com/Blog
<p>I just saw a completely unrecognizable, unknown PGA Tour player at Berry Chill on State Street (what? it's delicious, fat free, and quick...shut up). I'd be lying if I said I wasn't concerned about a couple of things:</p>
<p><em>1. I recognized this unknown tour player</p>
<p>2. I'm pretty sure he recognized my girlfriend and I</em></p>
<p>This is not good. </p>
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