TheTrixie.com2008-05-11T23:53:04ZTrixie: [trik-see] -noun, plural- xies 1. Typically a social climbing, Jetta-driving, money-hungry young lady who seems to flock to the upwardly-mobile neighborhood of Lincoln Park, Chicago. Often found dating day traders who drive 3 series BMWs.tag:www.thetrixie.com,2008://24Movable TypeCopyright (c)2008, Rudius Media, LLCAn immediate and unpleasant intestinal reaction...2008-05-11T23:53:04Z2008-05-11T23:52:11Ztag:www.thetrixie.com,2008://24.69142008-05-11T23:52:11ZLast night at girls' night out sushi dinner, my girlfriend used those words to describe what happens when she eats scallops. And I have to say, it's like the best description of explosive diarrhea I've ever heard. I'm going to...TheTrixiehttp://www.thetrixie.com/Blog
<p>Last night at girls' night out sushi dinner, my girlfriend used those words to describe what happens when she eats scallops. And I have to say, it's like the best description of explosive diarrhea I've ever heard. I'm going to work it into my vocabulary ASAP. </p>
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</div>Last Night2008-05-07T19:12:40Z2008-05-07T19:11:37Ztag:www.thetrixie.com,2008://24.69022008-05-07T19:11:37ZOk...I'm not allowed to post comments about my Victoria/David Beckham fantasy before bed anymore. I had the craziest dream last night. I dreamt that I was BFF with Victoria and we were shopping. She drove a Honda Del Sol. It...TheTrixiehttp://www.thetrixie.com/Blog
<p>Ok...I'm not allowed to post comments about my Victoria/David Beckham fantasy before bed anymore. I had the craziest dream last night.</p>
<p>I dreamt that I was BFF with Victoria and we were shopping. She drove a Honda Del Sol. It was weird. And we went to Target. She told me she always buys her handbags at Target. And I said, "But what about all of the Birkins?" </p>
<p>"They're fake, love," she said. "Target is mayjah! Now hurry up, we have to go pick up Marc <em>(Jacobs, of course)</em> at JoAnn Fabrics."</p>
<p>And then I woke up in a cold sweat.<br />
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</div>PBR me ASAP2008-05-05T20:06:04Z2008-05-05T20:04:23Ztag:www.thetrixie.com,2008://24.68922008-05-05T20:04:23ZYou gotta love the south side......TheTrixiehttp://www.thetrixie.com/Blog
<p><a href="http://chicagoist.com/2008/05/05/man_buys_himsel.php">You gotta love the south side...</a></p>
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</div>Top 52008-05-05T15:58:28Z2008-05-05T15:50:29Ztag:www.thetrixie.com,2008://24.68902008-05-05T15:50:29ZEveryone has a top 5 list. You know, the list of the 5 celebrities you're allowed to (in your dreams) sleep with should the opportunity (in your dreams) ever arise. Although a male friend of mine recently argued that guys...TheTrixiehttp://www.thetrixie.com/Blog
<p>Everyone has a top 5 list. You know, the list of the 5 celebrities you're allowed to (in your dreams) sleep with should the opportunity (in your dreams) ever arise. Although a male friend of mine recently argued that guys should be allotted 10 celebs and women only 5 because we women stand a better chance of sleeping with our male celeb fantasies than they do. It's an interesting argument. </p>
<p>Here's my list (Please note, they are in no particular order. Unless I happen to actually meet one of them...then you're number one, baby. You've always been number one...call me!):</p>
<p>1. <a href="http://www.davidbeckham.com/">David Beckham</a>: Absolutely no commentary needed. He's quite possibly the perfect male specimen...as long as he doesn't talk. (Ok, so I added commentary...shoot me). </p>
<p>2. <a href="http://www.michaelphelps.com/">Michael Phelps</a>: That's right. The body makes the list. Don't hate.</p>
<p>3. <a href="http://www.pgatour.com/players/02/45/02/">Adam Scott:</a> A beautiful professional golfer/Burberry model with an Aussie accent? Yes please!</p>
<p>4. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0654110/">Clive Owen</a>: I always say the movie <em>Closer </em>is the most unrealistic movie ever because no woman would EVER dump Clive Owen for that awkward midget, Jude Law. It just wouldn't happen. Clive is hot.</p>
<p>5. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0836176/">Geoff Stultz</a>: I watched both seasons of <em>October Road</em> in their entirety (some episodes twice) because of him. That's love right there, bitches. At one time I was going to have a t-shirt made that says, "I (heart) Eddie Latekka." That's right...I'm as pathetic as you think I am right now. But come on, he dates the chubby girl. It's like the cutest story line ever!</p>
<p>That's my list as of 5/5/08. I'm a fickle bitch. It can change. <br />
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</div>Bitch2008-05-02T20:24:32Z2008-05-02T20:24:00Ztag:www.thetrixie.com,2008://24.68812008-05-02T20:24:00ZShe didn't honor our truce. It's on......TheTrixiehttp://www.thetrixie.com/Blog
<p>She didn't honor our truce. </p>
<p>It's on...</p>
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