theworldinsanity....cook unfiltered

wayne cook — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 15:24:15 +0000

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The forbidden fruit….!!

wayne cook — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 17:59:50 +0000

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We hear your voices….

wayne cook — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 11:15:30 +0000

Please Login or Register to see the link.“….I have an unyielding belief that you will determine your own destiny and seize the promise of a better future for your children and grandchildren. That truth can be seen in the sense of community in the streets. A new generation protecting the treasures of our past…a human chain connecting a great Nation to the promise of a new day!!” Whew!! The art of politics….unqualifiedly ratty, raffish, and obscene….the salient traits of unmitigated scoundrels and brassy politicians. Go figure!!

In God we trust!!

wayne cook — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 19:40:37 +0000

Please Login or Register to see the link. Did you know what happened 160 years ago last fall… back in 1850?California became a state! The people had no electricity. The state had no money. A lmost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically nothing has changed except then the women had real breasts and the men didn’t hold hands. That, my friends, is the history lesson for today!

Double, double toil and trouble….

wayne cook — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 03:27:01 +0000

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble… ….and ‘POOF’ you’re all liberals. “Alinsky’s rules for radicals…….produce a generation of “Realistic Radicals” who would worm their way into our churches, our Please Login or Register to see the link., our schools, our businesses, our labor unions and our media. Now….the Obama administration represents the successful culmination of the Alinsky process of social revolution.” Start thinking with your ‘big head ‘ dudes! Obama in the middle….REALLY? You’ve got way to much faith in this loser folks. This isn’t a change in ideology, just tactics…..all for what you think you see. Do not be fooled by the purveyors of snake oil promises or jackleg politicians. No good can come of this!!

Crikey! I can’t feel my butt anymore….

wayne cook — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 01:45:52 +0000

Oh yeah…..you’re toast!Please Login or Register to see the link. Anyone with the brains God gave a goose knows that Daisy Duke couldn’t possibly cause no trouble. As for our little smug mug, intellectually idle, ‘gas-huffing‘ liberals morons in Government, uh….not so much! Dudes, we’re knee deep in politicians with the management skills of celery, pandering to a demographic of inbred, underachievers with the reasoning abilities of the average garden slug, and….and we’ve all been getting heavier lately because the Government is putting all this bullshit ‘stuff’ in our heads. Crikey! I can’t feel my butt anymore! Okay, lets see how many more dishonest, greedy, pathologically self centered, conceited, lazy, mean spirited and stupid left wing dirtballs I can piss off….er, enlighten…. In the interest of fairness, (cool, huh? Liberals like that kinda talk) the current staff of ‘THEWORLDINSANITY….COOK UNFILTERED feels it cannot claim responsibility for any escaped left wing mental dirtballs chewing the flesh off your leg! I will however, always remember how much you scurrilous, duplicitious little meatheads have meant to me, even though my efforts to convince the U.S. Postal Service to create an ‘Obama really sucks‘ stamp have failed. Soon you’ll be rushing home to comfort [...]

stuff you can’t get just anywhere….

wayne cook — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 04:25:14 +0000

Please Login or Register to see the link.Ladies and Gentlemen! It’s time once again for me to cast a few seeds of humor upon the barren wasteland that is “theworldinsanity.” Oh sure, you’d probably rather read about the latest advances in pooper-scooper technology, but I have this compelling need to repeatedly inundate you with really annoying, stupid shit. No, don’t panic. I want your hands where I can see them snot bucket! Yeah, I know what you’re thinking, ‘holy crap!….I’d have way more fun being pommeled stupid by some inexplicably enraged large anthropoid ape thing.’ Hmmm, episodes of involuntary screaming, eye twitchy stuff-vs-beating by really big angry monkey….yeah, good luck with that. One of the biggest complaints(hey, I could get one anytime you know)arising from the previous incarnations of ‘theworldinsanity’, other than my being so mentally challenged I shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a computer, were readers desperately clinging to the hope I had something different. Since I really didn’t feel like cleaning the bathroom, I sat there for a moment and then it hit me….CONTENT! Well, tickle the scrotum of logic topwise! Boosh, checkmate! Deliriously exciting, cringe inducing CONTENT! Think about it. What’s the one question you’ve always wanted [...]

Bullywoofin’?

wayne cook — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 16:30:21 +0000

A little of this….a little of that….a little hoodoo….and there you have it. Now, if you’re a really big Obama fan, or have some really crippling liberal brain disease, or you’re just some really big liberal pussy, you’re probably better off sharing little tingly feelings with Chris Matthews or something instead. This….this is some pretty exclusive crap no one had an interest in to begin with, but hey, it’s exclusive. From Obama’s lips to your ears…..we give you money, you don’t work, and then….well, then we have more jobs. Seriously, you just can’t make this stuff up. They’re all cryin’ and shit ‘n tell us how sad things are and blah!blah!blah!blah! Oh my God! Like, you must have been, like, totally shocked Dudes! I mean, did they have a sudden epiphany you’ve been practically brain dead or retarded all your life or what? Or, maybe it was just the Prez bullywoofin’ a little whacky weed before his on camera thingy, and like if he’d farted, the whole press pool would have gotten the munchies. What…..? It makes as much sense as stuffing sparklers up your butt and getting all squishy over some liberal, nimrod! But hey, whatever fits your tits, [...]

Politics or rash….?

wayne cook — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 00:34:19 +0000

Hello friends, it seems like, you know, forever since my last article sorta mysteriously appeared on my computer, but I’ve been pretty busy with some real life stuff. Nah, I’m just messin with ya. I mostly just stare at the squirrels in my oak trees doing some of their, well, squirrel things. But hey, I’ve been really busy doing that. Sure, there are other people out there already writing thrilling stories about our Government’s adventures, but that’s no reason I can’t do it too. I mean, yeah, I have more important things to do, but a man’s gotta sacrifice you know. Now, not a lot of people know this, but I have a number of really incredible supernatural skills. I can talk to animals. I can melt ice cubes just by using my mind, and I can sit through an entire Obama speech without gnawing my wrists open (okay, that one’s not true). But most important, is my uncanny knack for being a really sweet little bastard. Let me start by telling all my fans(this is the part where both of you need to pay attention) it’s not that I hate liberals. I’m sure somewhere out there in the food [...]

Yo mongrel….

wayne cook — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 20:56:45 +0000

“….these hapless little denizens don’t pay attention or see….they’re like dogs, they don’t understand actual words. They understand inflection, they understand fear, but you can’t actually explain issues to them. (Bill Mahr….liberal meathead)” Ain’t that some shoedoo! After mulling over that thought on the toilet for about ten minutes, it occurred to me, there were only three reasons you wouldn’t find that really scary……we’ve traced your familty tree back to some protoplasmal, primordial glob with one brain cell, you’re some liberal’s lap mut looking for a biscuit, or you’re really just a complete moron with your head undeniably stuck in Obama’s colon. Now, I recognize that not all of you are blessed with Godlike artistic talents and amazing perspicacity like myself, but, for some inexplicable reason, many of you unhinged whackos are under the laughably misguided impression all those jawjackin, palaverous liberal scamps think you’re any higher on the food chain than Scooby Doo. I mean, come on! Ya ain’t nothin more than some malodorous guck they scrape off their shoes. And that gives you confidence in these meatheads because…..? Duh? First they love ya, then they don’t. If you were stupid enough to have voted for Obama two years [...]