Things a T-Rex does

I normally prefer my hearts to be still beating and dripping in...

Sat, 27 Jul 2013 08:44:19 +0100

I normally prefer my hearts to be still beating and dripping in blood but I can cope with a chocolate one now and again.

Combining my two favourite things, stomping and coffee

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 07:25:30 +0100

Combining my two favourite things, stomping and coffee

What you don’t know Key Rex is that I am also left handed.

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 13:58:15 +0100

What you don’t know Key Rex is that I am also left handed.

Christmas Ham update. One hour to go.

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 11:17:24 +0000

Christmas Ham update. One hour to go.

Wee Rex! I see you’re stomping the bases for some mince...

Sat, 22 Dec 2012 21:47:28 +0000

Wee Rex! I see you’re stomping the bases for some mince pies. T Rex will be upset when he finds out there’s neither mince nor meat in these.

Wee Rex! I said take a risk not a whisk

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 16:55:46 +0000

Wee Rex! I said take a risk not a whisk

Settling down as a family for the daily Jurassic Park viewing.

Sat, 06 Oct 2012 13:04:37 +0100

Settling down as a family for the daily Jurassic Park viewing.

I need to take my pills. Have you ever seen a T-Rex with a cold?

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 08:03:52 +0100

I need to take my pills. Have you ever seen a T-Rex with a cold?

Key Rex! You can’t eat the Eiffel Tower. Well not in one...

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 09:19:19 +0100

Key Rex! You can’t eat the Eiffel Tower. Well not in one bite anyway.

Time for my holiday!

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 17:33:03 +0100

Time for my holiday!

Oh TRex you old romantic, is that flower for me?

Sat, 26 May 2012 07:31:02 +0100

Oh TRex you old romantic, is that flower for me?

I’m not sure about this bath thing. I’m a manly TRex...

Mon, 07 May 2012 07:39:24 +0100

I’m not sure about this bath thing. I’m a manly TRex who does men’s things. But it does look relaxing.

Wee Rex! You can’t sit in the fridge till the repair man...

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 07:35:15 +0100

Wee Rex! You can’t sit in the fridge till the repair man gets here and then jump out at him. OK, you can but only if you say Zuuuuuuuul.

Be very very quiet. I’m a hunting rabbits.

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 07:37:26 +0100

Be very very quiet. I’m a hunting rabbits.

Today has mostly been spent worshipping our Velociraptor...

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 09:37:59 +0100

Today has mostly been spent worshipping our Velociraptor overlords and deleting Jurassic Park off our DVR.

Me and WeeRex have built our own den. Absolutely no raptors...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 10:14:25 +0000

Me and WeeRex have built our own den. Absolutely no raptors allowed.

This new iPad is newer and tastier than the old one.

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 10:25:50 +0000

This new iPad is newer and tastier than the old one.

Wee Rex, where are you? It is time for your bath.

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 21:29:21 +0000

Wee Rex, where are you? It is time for your bath.

Erm Wee Rex, these are only cheap Value shelves. I’m nor...

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 16:51:54 +0000

Erm Wee Rex, these are only cheap Value shelves. I’m nor sure they are suited to someone of your generous proportions.

Which of these wires do I have to bite to get myself hooked up...

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 07:24:13 +0000

Which of these wires do I have to bite to get myself hooked up to the internet?