<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807440406293180648</id><updated>2024-09-05T18:10:58.134-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Things I&#39;ve learned today</title><subtitle type='html'>&quot;Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.&quot;&#xa;-Gandhi</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://syncopatedsynonyms.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2807440406293180648/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://syncopatedsynonyms.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Brandee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17623001138088826260</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AoUiexhYfrQ/TQiIaxj9aqI/AAAAAAAABHE/T_F5AvqBrKs/s1600-R/80914.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807440406293180648.post-7393750431003085436</id><published>2012-10-10T13:26:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2012-10-10T13:28:06.886-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Google Update</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir=&quot;ltr&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot; trbidi=&quot;on&quot;&gt;
Last three Google searches from my phone:&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;You! Shake your junk!&quot; commercial&lt;br /&gt;
Why would you run in a skirt?&lt;br /&gt;
Drowning girl costume&lt;/div&gt;
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According to Blogger, I&#39;ve had &lt;br /&gt;
5,351 Pageviews!&amp;nbsp; (all time history)&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#39;s no way that&#39;s right... lol&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;tr-caption&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Russian.lol.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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