Things Wrong With Me

Episode 114 – Play time

APK — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:01:11 +0000

Mark: Crap, I'm out of smokes. Dan: Well you shouldn't smoke, anyway. Mark: No worries, I won't be. Dan: At least until you buy more?

Episode 113 – Tricksy hobbitses.

APK — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:01:02 +0000

Mark: Sometimes I want to throw someone under a bus! Jake: I was a grilled cheese. Mark: What does that have to do with my rage? Jake: Nothing, what does your rage have to do with my cheese-based desires?

Episode 112 – When all are one.

APK — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 05:01:13 +0000

Sven: I was thinking about getting a tattoo. Jake: Of what? Sven: The Autobot symbol. Jake: The Transformers... like the... those autobots? ...more

Episode 111 – Form of… oh no.

APK — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 05:01:36 +0000

Mark: Well, it was what I wanted now. Melina: And if we're the victims of the night... Mark: I won't be blinded by light! Melina: Just call me angel of the morning, angel.

Episode 110 – Condimental

APK — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:01:21 +0000

Yikes. What? I don’t want to judge. And yet there you are. Judging. All right, I’m judging. what is your problem with my dinner? If you added any more mustard to that sandwich you wouldn’t need meat. Just bread and mustard. This is hardly the first time you’ve seen me eat, Jacob. No, I [...]

Episode 109 – Roast Beef, if you wanted to know.

APK — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:01:02 +0000

Did you get the sandwiches? Yeah, eventually. No crap, what took so long? So I was at the deli… Where one would hope to find the sandwiches. Exactly so. And I notice there’s a line. A line? It’s after midnight. And yet? Line. So I’m standing there and there have to be like [...]

Episode 108 – Wha-bang-smash!

APK — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:01:55 +0000

Melina: Whoever invented the Cheerio was a genius. Sven: Cheerios really are a work of art, aren't they? Dan: Does anyone not like Cheerios? Melina: Why aren't there world religions devoted to this stuff? ...more

Episode 107 – Central Organization of Police Specialists

APK — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 05:01:47 +0000

Jake: Did you know they're releasing C.O.P.S. on DVD? Mark: Who wants to watch episodes of Cops over and over again? Once you've seen the guy dragged from his home at dawn wearing only bunny slippers and a beer slogan shirt… Jake: Not that Cops. C.O.P.S. the old cartoon? Mark: That show? Really? On DVD?

Episode 106 – The doors open upward.

APK — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:01:51 +0000

Dan: Did you ever see Back to the Future? Sven: Uhm, obviously? Dan: Right. So it always bothered me. ...more...

Episode 105 – No llamas.

APK — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:01:13 +0000

Natasha: I love a good pedicure, don't you? Melina: This is relaxing, I'll admit. Natasha: Mmm. And then we can get the waxing, yes? Melina: No thank you. ...more...