Things Wrong With Me

Episode 448 – Fanfic

APK — Thu, 23 May 2013 04:01:06 +0000

Mark: I wrote some fanfic. Jake: You wrote fanfic? Lemme guess, Star Trek? Mark: Nope. Sheesh. Jake: All right, then what? ...more...

Episode 447 – Eight legs fly.

APK — Tue, 21 May 2013 04:01:54 +0000

Melina: …so of course I was really interested until I realized he said Stick. Dan: That S makes all the difference. Melina: Yeah, anyone can have a glow stick. Dan: But the rest of the date went all right? ...more...

Episode 446 – Maid.

APK — Thu, 16 May 2013 04:01:48 +0000

Natasha: I had to fire the maid today. Sven: Well that sucks. I liked having a maid. Natasha: Yes, well we can hire a new one. Sven: Oh, all right. I don't know why I never thought of having someone in once a week before. ...more...

Episode 445 – Blenders make for magic.

APK — Tue, 14 May 2013 04:01:30 +0000

Jake: Fruit juice bothers me. Mark: Fruit juice? Jake: I don't mean apple or orange I mean that species of juice called only "fruit juice." Mark: It is the sausage of the juice world. ...more...

Episode 444 – Rip.

APK — Thu, 09 May 2013 04:01:56 +0000

Dan: I used to hate velcro. Sven: Used to? Dan: Used to. I've grown used to that horrible ripping sound. Sven: But you still call it horrible. ...more...

Episode 443 – Caps are for chewing.

APK — Tue, 07 May 2013 04:01:37 +0000

Mark: I feel bad for Bic. Melina: You feel bad for them? Mark: I do! Melina: Because of the word ballpoint?

Episode 442 – But where did she buy it?

APK — Thu, 02 May 2013 04:01:14 +0000

Melina: So I need to ask a very serious question. Natasha: All right. Melina: Why are you wearing a skull bikini? Natasha: That is a very serious question? ...more...

Episode 441 – Zzzzzzzzzip.

APK — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:01:53 +0000

Melina: Yikes, Dan, you all right? Dan: I'll be fine. Melina: What happened? I mean, the bathroom can be a bit dirty but... Dan: Got caught in my own zipper. ...more...

Episode 440 – Left and right.

APK — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 04:01:30 +0000

Mark: My foot! Natasha: You're fine. Mark: It's ruined! Natasha: Oh, it isn't that bad. ...more...

Episode 439 – Babies

APK — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 04:01:08 +0000

Jake: Ever stop and watch a baby? Natasha: In a creepy way? Now, Jacob... Jake: No just watch a baby do baby stuff. And then you think: Wow. Babies are stupid. Natasha: They're babies! ...more...