Things Wrong With Me

Episode 105 – No llamas.

APK — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:01:13 +0000

Natasha: I love a good pedicure, don't you? Melina: This is relaxing, I'll admit. Natasha: Mmm. And then we can get the waxing, yes? Melina: No thank you. ...more...

Episode 104 – The 2010 Not-So-Great Drink-Off, part 2 of 2

APK — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 05:01:50 +0000

Mark: S'are we back? Melina: I lost a shoe! Jake: I miss my cat. Natasha: You don't have a cat. Dan: S'why he misses it! ...more...

Episode 103 – The 2010 Not-So-Great Drink-Off, part 1 of 2

APK — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:01:33 +0000

Mark: All right! Ground rules! Melina: Boo! Jake: Hiss! Natasha: Let him go on. Dan: You just want to start drinking. Sven: Don't you? [...more...]

Episode 102 – We need to talk Part 2 of 2

APK — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:01:22 +0000

Jake: What do you mean? Melina: I mean we need to talk. Jake: We are talking. We were talking about moving in together. Melina: Yeah but we should talk about something else. [...more...]

Episode 101 – We need to talk Part 1 of 2

APK — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 05:01:18 +0000

Jake: We need to talk. Melina: Yeah? Jake: Well, I've been thinking. Melina: And you do want to buy a horse? Hooray!

Episode 100 – Just another night.

APK — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:01:16 +0000

Mark: It feels like we've been here forever. Jake: That's because you're drunk. Mark: I am not drunk. Seriously, I think we've been here for our whole lives. Were we born here? Shot out onto these chairs, from the birthing canal? Is this all there is? [cont...]

Episode 99 – Beep squeak.

APK — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 05:02:41 +0000

Dan: So this morning I was on the train, going to work. Melina: Yeah? Dan: And I saw this woman. I mean she was a beautiful woman. Striking. Melina: There are a lot of those here, have you noticed that? Dan: A surprising number, but somehow I'm all right with it.

Episode 98 – Blue!

APK — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 05:01:05 +0000

Mark: Holy crap! Natasha: What is it, Mark? Mark: That guy just stole my bag! Natasha: He what?!

Episode 97 – Off my lawn.

APK — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 05:01:26 +0000

Dan: You know what really gets me? Sven: Otters having sex on the Discovery Channel? Dan: That too. Sven: Obviously. But what was the other thing?

Episode 96 – Uptown train.

APK — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 05:01:21 +0000

Jake: Look at that guy. Natasha: What guy? Jake: That guy, over there, by the door. Natasha: Jacob, we're on the train. There are eight doors… Jake: The one where I'm looking. [...more]