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		<title>Episode 342 – Put a cap on it.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 04:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Jacob]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark]]></category>

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		<description>Jake: I think I hate bottled water.

Mark: What's wrong with water?

Jake: Nothing, I love water. I hate bottled water.

Mark: So... against bottles?

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		<title>Episode 341 – Worms in auditory canals.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 04:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Melina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sven]]></category>

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		<description>Melina: Argh, I hate having shitty music stuck in my head.

Sven: What's stuck this time.

Melina: That stupid Richard Marx song.

Sven: Uhm. Which?

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		<title>Episode 340 – Bzzzt.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 04:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Jacob]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark]]></category>

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		<description>Mark: I think I need to go on vacation.

Jake: Where to?

Mark: You know, I have no idea. 

Jake: I think they require you to have a destination in mind when you get on a plane.

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		<title>Episode 339 – Steamed.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 04:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Melina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sven]]></category>

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		<description>Melina: Sven, you read a lot of books.

Sven: I do.

Melina: Why do they call it steampunk?

Sven: Well. because it has steam powered...

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		<title>Episode 338 – Clippy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 04:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Daniel]]></category>
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		<description>Dan: I think it's time for a change.

Jake: What kind of change?

Dan: Paperclips.

Jake: Uhm. You want to change paperclips?

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		<title>Episode 337 – Monologue</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ThingsWrongWithMe/~3/A8_XQmkf4TM/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 04:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mark: ...and that's why I think that we need to think about this.

Marka: ...

Mark: It feels like you still just don't understand.

Mark: And we need to find understanding here.

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		<title>Episode 336 – Wait, they forgot one…</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 04:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sven: What happens if a zombie bites a vampire?

Dan: I don't know, what?

Sven: No, I was asking. Not a joke set-up.

Dan: Oh. Uhm. All right, why are you asking?

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		<title>Episode 335 – Moo</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ThingsWrongWithMe/~3/zsBmb_4cbfs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thingswrongwithme.com/2012/04/24/episode-335-moo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 04:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Daniel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Melina]]></category>

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		<description>Melina: Manatee.

Dan: Cows of the sea?

Melina: Baby manatee are also calves. So yes.

Dan: And yet we don't have manatee burgers.

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		<title>Episode 334 – Hats</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ThingsWrongWithMe/~3/xUljf7B2p8o/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thingswrongwithme.com/2012/04/19/episode-334-hats/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:01:17 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Daniel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha]]></category>

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		<description>Mark: Think I could get away with wearing a top hat?

Natasha: No.

Mark: Not at all?

Dan: Not really, no.

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		<title>Episode 333 – Ma-ia haha!</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ThingsWrongWithMe/~3/2BSAeeoYU2k/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thingswrongwithme.com/2012/04/17/episode-333-ma-ia-haha/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 04:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Melina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sven]]></category>

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		<description>Sven: Ma-ia hii! Ma-ia huu! Ma-ia hoo! Ma-ia haha! Ba'al hoo!

Melina: Uhm. Sven?

Sven: Alo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc! Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste Satansata!

Melina: Oh dear lord, is that...

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