This is how I dooze it.

A Hitstory Of Violence - Dont waste your bandwidth.

2011-06-28T07:55:00.000-07:00

Just sat through A History Of Violence. Was looking forward to a somewhat engaging movie, unfortunately I was sorely mistaken...
The opening scene tries too hard to be clever in some sort of eclectic way but falls terribly flat which sets up the premise for the whole movie. As Vigo is introduced his character is is slightly overwritten and overplayed which immediately tells us were in for a character transformation later on. I had to turn on pokerstars halfway through just so I would sit through the rest of the movie.. Christ I'm even getting bored writing this review... To my surprise and shock its rocking 87% on Rotten Tomatoes - seriously wtf man!?

"Raises compelling and thoughtful questions" - you gotta be shitting me.

Deleted straight after watching, terrible acting and predictable, save yourself the time this movie is pointless.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

2011-06-19T19:55:00.000-07:00

How does this happen?

This, being my bedroom floor.

Every now and again I wake up, take a look around and think "how the fuck did my room get like this?" And the answer eludes me every single time. Having a clean room seems to be a battle for the ages that I'm constantly losing. If it were the lounge or bathroom that looked like this from my own doing I would clean it up straight away, but when it comes to my room I just let it slide and slide and slide some more.

When my room is this bad I am constantly trolling the floor for clothes, mainly socks and underwear - employing the ever-reliable 'sniff test' on any garment from the heap that lies at the end of my bed. This is a pretty embarrassing bad habit and to quote my mother a few years ago; "clutter in your room means clutter in your life." That shit made so much sense to me at the time I kept my room tidy for like a month... Then the laziness got the best of me once again.

Waking up to a clean room really does make me feel better in the morning. So interwebs, the great clean up begins! (Tomorrow.) And from that day forth I will be making a genuine effort to keep this badboy tidy!!

WISH ME LUCK!

Wiping the bowl.

2011-06-14T07:01:00.000-07:00

I'm tired of going into the bathroom in my flat only to find that someone has splashed on the toilet seat. Unfortunately for me I cannot leave the bathroom without cleaning it! I absolutely have to clean it solely because I don't want someone to walk in after me and think it were I that acted in such a juvenile way.

"Why the fuck did he not clean that up, who the fuck do you think you are just leaving your piss right there for someone else to have to wipe up. You're not 6 years old for Christ's sakes you rude cunt."

Which is what I think when I walk in and see it.
I mean seriously, it's not that hard. If you want to be a decent flatmate

WIPE UP YOUR OWN PISS!

Dinner on a Budget #1

2011-06-13T04:53:00.000-07:00

Being a fantastically-poor student, I am regularly forced to scrape the bottom and create whatever I can from the empty cavity that is my fridge. Nothing too creative tonight, just grilled cheese, ham and tomato. Did a wee Jamie Oliver and spread on some mayo and mustard, then salt 'n pepper to taste with a sprinkling of oregano/coriander (I forget which one).

It went a little something like this.

Prep, including all the damage (mess).


Add a selection of wine. (Happened to be 3 different wines thrown into one.)

Proof is in the plate.
As well as being slightly tipsy :)

A Splash of Narcissism.

2011-06-10T19:15:00.000-07:00

Clearly this blatant, uncreative bit of narcissism will not be uploaded by Urban Dictionary.
Will just keep an eye on the inbox for the impending response of "you have failed, please gtfo".

To remain anonymous or not.

2011-06-08T18:42:00.000-07:00

When I first started this blog, I imagined it to be a kind of escape in which I could tell the world all the stories and secrets that only a few know, and in some cases no one else knows.
Bearing in mind that I have people in my life that would not appreciate these tales which include but are not limited to; sex, breaking the law, rancid thoughts, drugs, debauchery, cheating, lies, procrastination, women etc. (The list goes on...)

But since 'anonymous' never really means anonymous these days I guess I have dropped my balls and only included mundane and (to a certain extent) socially acceptable anecdotes. Seems like anonymous has turned in to anonyMOUSE!

So as I contemplate the future of this blog and all it encompasses, relay to me any stories that you have, or heard of; where internet 'anonymity' has come back to severely bit people in the ass.

Hitback below!

Dance Monkeys Dance by Ernest Cline

2011-06-07T21:29:00.000-07:00

Had to watch this numerous times. Another gem unearthed from the youtube. Can not but feel insignificant and ask yourself "what the fuck are we doing?"

What do you think?
Rubbish or Gospel?

Storm by Tim Minchin

2011-06-06T06:01:00.000-07:00

Amazing animated short from Tim Minchin. Saw this a while back and once I was 1:30 in I could not stop watching! Think there is a little (or a lot) of Tim and this mentality in all of us. ("What mentality - being correct!?" I hear some of you say...)

We can't go around living like hippies forever now can we... (sigh)

Now if there were ever a period that suited me... It would be that! - Carefree, experimental, "we are all one", "lets party at any damn time we please" kinda life.

Peace and Love

Blogger Boost.

2011-06-01T03:25:00.000-07:00

Just sooped up the blogger...

Not exactly where I want it, but it is a work in progress.

Any tips, tricks or constructive criticism - lay it on me!

"Fokken dik gesmeer, bra!"

University Fail.

2011-05-31T07:26:00.000-07:00

Have attended all of 3 Marketing classes this year, namely because its a ridiculously early 10am lecture (I'm clearly not a morning person) - (that is an understatement)!

And the reason why I actually attended today is because I found out (to my awe and amazement..) there is actually another stream at 13:10!! Too bad its the final week with exams coming up...

UNI FAIL!

Learn from my mistakes kiddies! - Shit's ridiculous!

Still managed a B in the midterm :)

Dope site for movie buffs.

2011-05-03T06:35:00.000-07:00

Keep track of and compare movies that you have seen.
Great idea, a good way of finding other great movies and best of all; a great bragging tool!
Simple and easy to navigate. Definitely worth a look.

www.icheckmovies.com/profile/uhohMESIAH

Flying makes me think...

2011-04-13T02:45:00.000-07:00

If you have the opportunity to make that of which you fantasise about a reality - should you not be doing everything in your power to make it happen?

A Facebook conversation...

2011-04-03T04:55:00.000-07:00

I'm high right now and tried to write this story out but the reading was terrible! So just decided to paste the Facebook conversation... Lazy I know, but enjoy.

Me
bro the most fucked up thing happened last night

Friend
Wat
M
dont tell noone

but i was smoking up in the lounge
F
I won't bro u no me
M
had been sitting in the coush for ages after rugby

then i took a hit from the bong
F
Sounds good so far
M
held it in and got up reall quick to get to the window in the kitchen to open it up and blow the smoke out window

then fucking woke up on the kitchen floor bro!

fucking fainted woke up like what the fuck just happened

first i didnt know i had fainted and just thought i was high as fuck!!!!

LMAO

then i was getting really fucking paranoid like i thought i had concussion and shit
F
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha
M
fuckin weed made me paranoid as
F
Bro

Hahahahahahahaha
M
didnt want to go sleep
F
I don't no Wat to say
M
was researching that shit on the net hard!

lmao dumb fuck man
F
How long were u out for?
M
dont know
F
U crazy Alrite

How cum u don't do that shit when a camera is around
M
fuckin head hurt like crazy though! lol

not doing that shit again!
F
I Fuckn bet it hurt

U will I no u will

Hahaha
M
yeah... not gonna get up fast as and hold my breath lol
F
Hahaha

I thought were gonna say like u were taking a hit n White Buffalo came ova n saw u n went nuts but k was wong hahah

N she went nuts*

Fuck bro u crack me up
:)

paddys day

2011-03-17T01:47:00.000-07:00

"Yes its paddy day, but jees woman you still have to go to work, so just splash a little bit of green on yourself. Dont dive head first, eyes closed into every single green garment you own!" FFS, lrn2coordinate!!

anyways im getting drunk by my fucking self since friends are out in a different burb and I cant be farked going all that way to drink only to come back to my pad then head in to town! So its myself, Diesel Bourbon and Girl Talk!!

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE ALBUMS OF ALL TIME! AHAHA will ad another post on the story of this monster! google that shit, youtube that shit - DOWNLOAD THAT SHIT!!!!!!!

Found some green paint in my room left over from another outing so that will be my gimmick for the night..

four diesel down 2 to go!

CHIN CHIN!

fuck previewing! just DOOZE IT!

No self control.

2011-02-11T23:00:00.000-08:00

I start work at 7 tomorrow morning.
I had planned not to go out at all tonight, instead just chill and watch a game of League.. BUT! (and it is one almighty but!) Today was a really beautiful day in my fare city (we don't get that many) and, my fellow revellers, when my fare city has a beautiful day, this in-turn means an epic night on the town!
So, with reckless abandon I have already downed my first beer and its off to the bottle store for some 'JesusJuice'.

JesusJuice.

I feel sorry for whoever I'm working with tomorrow :) but...

THIS IS HOW I DOOZE IT!

Greatest movie experience of all time. (Virginity lost)

2011-02-10T22:50:00.000-08:00

My first blog. So why not blog about the greatest movie experience I have ever had!

Yesterday I was at a mates place just laxing with a killer hangover from Wednesday night. He has a decent sized TV hooked up to a good sound system.
Admittedly we were recreationally altering our state of mind and I had read about this movie.
- "Dude we should download this movie I've been wanting to watch for ages, 'Baraka'"
To my surprise he has it, and on Blu Ray! - "YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!"

With no dialogue (don't let this put you off, rather, broaden hour horizons!) it sucks you in with the most stunning imagery you have ever seen! This film truly made me rethink some of the things I (we) do on a daily basis and I'm also unashamed to say that there were tears in my eyes on at least one occasion, a spontaneous clap in amazement and just sheer awe at the magnitude of the place we live!

Watch this movie! Watch it on Blu-ray! Watch it on a good TV with an amazing sound system! Get blazed beforehand (seriously, dooze it)

Blu-ray - Its the only way to fly.

blog virginity officially lost :)