This Is Humor

A quote by : Albert Einstein

2012-04-01T08:42:00.002-07:00

avoid popularity if you would have peace

A quote by : Albert Einstein

A Quote By : Laurence Stern

2012-04-01T00:37:00.001-07:00

For every ten jokes, you will acquire a hundred enemies

A Quote By : Laurence Stern

Quote by : David Lean

2012-03-31T09:57:00.004-07:00

'Don't make jokes about food'

Quote by : David Lean

Quote by: Eugene Ionesco

2012-03-31T09:56:00.000-07:00

'A Civil Servants doesn't make jokes'

Quote by: Eugene Ionesco

Sperm Donation

2012-02-18T02:01:00.000-08:00

Q: Why is sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?

A: Because it is handmade.

Remarry

2012-02-11T21:50:00.000-08:00

A wife asked her husband, " Honey, if i died, would you remarry?"
"After a considerable period of grieving, i guess i would. We all need companionship", he said.

"If i died and you remarried, would you bring her into this house?", the wife asked.
We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it, i guess so", the husband answered.

"If if died and you remarried and she lived in the house, would she sleep in our bed?', asked the wife.
Well, the bed is brand new. It's going to last for a long time. I guess she would", said the husband.

"If i died, you remarried, then she lived in our house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?", asked the wife.
"Oh, no..She is left handed" said the husband...

2012-02-10T03:48:00.000-08:00

A couple get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody of their children. The judge ask each of them to defend their reasoning for their rights to sole custody.

The wife reply "the children are really mine, i carried them for nine months and spent in hours for birthing them. He really didn't do anything The judges nod thoughtfully, recognising the validity of her reasoning and asks for the husband defense.

The husband thinks for a minute and replies, " Your honor, if you put a dollar into a coke vendor machine, and coke pops out. Does the coke belongs to you or the machine?"

Horny Husband and Headache

2012-02-10T03:28:00.001-08:00

Husband climbs on the bed naked wanting to get really saucy with his wife. To his dismay, the wife told him that she has headache.

The husband then got off bed went to the kitchen and came back.

Then told her, " Okay! I have powdered my dick with aspirin. Do you want to take it orally or as injection?"

First Date

2012-02-09T06:15:00.000-08:00

On our first date, i asked my girlfriend where she'd like me to take her to. She said, "take me to an expensive place".

So i took her to petrol station...

Taken form : He who laughs lasts!'s books

Hearing Aid

2012-02-08T06:48:00.000-08:00

Wan : After buying this new hearing aid, i'm able to hear something two blocks away.
Minah : Wow!! How much does it cost?
Wan: The time is two plus ten.

ENTER

2012-02-08T00:14:00.000-08:00

Tech Support: What does the screen say now?
Customer: It says "Hit ENTER when ready"
Tech Support: Well?
Customer: How do i know when it's ready?

Right Click

2011-06-14T03:53:00.000-07:00

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

Wife

2011-06-06T06:43:00.000-07:00

Michael : i always kiss my wife before i leave to office.

Mick : me to...hehehe

Die

2011-06-01T06:41:00.000-07:00

When asked on how he would like to die, this man told:

"i would like to die just like my grandfather did, peacefully he sleep, not screaming or yelling like the passengers in the car he was driving"

Computer Joke

2011-05-16T06:21:00.000-07:00

Heaven And Hell In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

Find The Elephant

2011-05-09T06:18:00.000-07:00

2011-05-03T06:00:00.000-07:00

This blog is created just to share with readers some of the jokes story as taken in some famous author, fables, tales, friend and everywhere in this world. The story is not originally created by me (except if i put my copyright). The story shares is just for everyone who enjoys jokes and love laughter.