This is not okay

The scourge of the internet

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:30:00 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: Use a <code> tag and stop justifying your text. (source)

Why this isn’t okay: The whole issue of novelty contact...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:59:33 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: The whole issue of novelty contact lenses aside, Goat irises are the second creepiest irises on the planet (first being Cuttlefish irises) and shouldn’t be on humans.

Why this isn’t okay: Teaching robots to steal our precious...

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:23:17 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: Teaching robots to steal our precious bodily fluids isn’t a good step. Ever.

Also, it’s called the “Bloodbot”

Why this isn’t okay: I really want to know what was wrong...

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 08:00:22 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: I really want to know what was wrong with the original Butt Out™, did it improperly grab the anal canal’s membrane?

Why this isn’t okay: Honestly, I think the upkeep on this...

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 08:03:12 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: Honestly, I think the upkeep on this thing alone makes it not okay.

If you need to be told why this isn’t okay: you’re...

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:09:37 -0600

If you need to be told why this isn’t okay: you’re not allowed to read this blog any more.

Why this isn’t okay: Windows is telling me that it...

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:35:00 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: Windows is telling me that it doesn’t know what it is but something that I’m trying to do might have the possibility of causing some sort of harm that it doesn’t know about…

Why this isn’t okay: Spam bots need to be destroyed. Thank...

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 12:03:11 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: Spam bots need to be destroyed. Thank you Twitter for having no way of stopping this kind of shit from happening.

Why this isn’t okay: The idea of putting a camo paint job on a...

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 08:01:24 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: The idea of putting a camo paint job on a $200k proves that the owner has more money then sense.

Why this isn’t okay: This lovely effect comes from...

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:31:15 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: This lovely effect comes from Adobe’s Photoshop CS4 that comes in a $1700 package. But still this buggy piece of shit software can’t properly render a background if you resize your window.

Why this isn’t okay: Is the shirt supposed to be ironic?...

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:05:23 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: Is the shirt supposed to be ironic? Is it supposed to be even more ironic by being V-necked? Will he ever have the opportunity to use a condom?

Why this isn’t okay: The video can be summed up in one image:

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 08:03:15 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: The video can be summed up in one image:

Why this isn’t okay: This is a search result for a U-haul...

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:05:26 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: This is a search result for a U-haul location in Calgary. If it’s not open anymore how about removing it from the database instead of marking it “Mon-Sun: Closed”.

Why this isn’t okay: Finger blasting isn’t a toy...

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 08:02:45 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: Finger blasting isn’t a toy people. Move along.

Why this isn’t okay: Krakken? Cthulhu? Nope, that’s...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:06:58 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: Krakken? Cthulhu? Nope, that’s what cow lips look like. You eat them.

Why this isn’t okay: Contains 500 calories per bar, can be...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:00:56 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: Contains 500 calories per bar, can be stored un-refridgerated for 2 years and requires no cooking or preparation. Also, it features a logo that looks like a cock n’ balls on a product called “Plumpy Nut”.

Why this isn’t okay: This is the future, science needs to...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 08:00:46 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: This is the future, science needs to be stopped.

Why this isn’t okay: Somewhere out there is a patent...

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:00:21 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: Somewhere out there is a patent artist who’s crowning achievement for the year is this image for laugh detecting software. I’m guessing this poor fool had to sit through months of corporate meetings until they properly designed the machine that kicks your own ass.

Why this isn’t okay: Tranny fantasy characters do not an...

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 11:33:14 -0600

Why this isn’t okay: Tranny fantasy characters do not an MMORPG make. Or maybe they do. Either way, this is terrible.

Why this is not okay: People have enough trouble navigating the...

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 15:52:48 -0600

Why this is not okay: People have enough trouble navigating the 7 versions of Windows, stomaching the price-point and even using the operating system after it’s in place. Don’t further fuck things up by having a nebulous upgrade methodology.