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I thought the Baltimore Ravens had totally screwed the pooch when they hired the wrong Harbaugh earlier this winter. After all, who the hell thinks a special teams coach is ready to be a head coach?Then Dan Snyder goes and makes Steve Bisciotti look like a fucking genius. Jim John Harbaugh might not sound like the greatest hire this NFL off-season, but at least he applied for the fucking job. He

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Your official State of the Union Drinking Game. Extra shots if a 7'2" African is setting next to the First Lady.Chinese government acknowledges six deaths while building Olympic venues.This would make the unofficial death toll roughly 40,000.Brian Scalabrine sucks."But, but he white and redheaded and goofy looking! Let's cheer every time he touches the ball LOL!!!!!!!1!!!"An easy way to tell a

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Ebbsfleet United continued their winning ways by beating Burton Albion 2-1 at home. This gives the Fleet seven wins and one draw in their last eight games, and inches them closer to a possible spot in the promotion playoffs.----------------------------This was Ebbsfleet's first match since 18,112 fans (including yours truly) voted to take over the Blue Square Premier Conference club. Over 95%

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Let's see, mid-level team in the Big East (which is down this year)? Check.Two players suspended, including their leading scorer and sixth man? Check.Going on the road against the only undefeated Big Ten team in league play? Check.Honestly, I'm surprised it was that close.----------------------------

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Despite the mass Orgybama going on around the country, there is another election this week. The Hall of Fame voters have cast their ballots, they’ve been counted and Goose Gossage is going to the Baseball Hall of Fame. ----------------------------Jim Rice, Andre Dawson and Bert Blyleven all came within shouting distance and each has their own cabal of vocal supporters and detractors. Tim Raines

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When I'm not busy solving our nation's healthcare problems or continuing Frank Dux's legacy of winning the Kumite year after year, I take some time off to follow the professional soccer team I own in England.You might ask, am I wealthy? Yes! Wealthy with knowledge! As for money, no, I'm quite broke. But nonetheless, I own a piece of a soccer team (or a football team, if you're British or a

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Since 1982, the number of NCAA basketball champs from the Big 10 is... wait for it... 3!Wow. By contrast, the ACC has has 8, the Big East has 6 and the SEC has 5. I'd love to say more, but the armadillo in my pants makes it hard type on my laptop.----------------------------

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So it seems the people at Black Heart Gold Pants have a weekly power poll for Big Ten basketball (aka "The MAC, except self-important!"). And for this week's edition, they did what? Ohhh! They compared each team to a candidate in the Iowa Caucuses! Hmmm, how clever and original! I'll add one more analogy:Big Ten Basketball = Hillary Clinton: Both are generally perceived as among the elite,

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Yankees employees and VIPs will get free valet parking at the new Yankee Stadium. Well, free to them. It will be paid for by taxpayers.Fanfuckingtastic. God knows the Yankees need some public help; it's not like they're making any money over there (besides what they funnel to the YES Network). Dicks.

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So, it's the most wonderful time of the year. 20 of the NFL's 25 or so shitty teams have been weeded out of the process, and now it's time for the Tournament, as Bill Parcells would say.It's also time for the kickoff to America's Playoffs, otherwise known as primary season. In the next few weeks, most of the shitty candidates will be weeded out of the process, leading to the Super Bowl, aka

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Merry Christmas mofos. At great personal risk, I dug through Santa's dumpster (who knew you could train reindeer to shit in a box with sand like a cat?) and fished out a few letters from some people you may have heard of.Enjoy! ----------------------------

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So this is what it's come to: cheating on an internet exam. As many as 20 Florida State football players will be suspended from playing against Kentucky in the Dec. 31 Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl, as well as the first three games of the 2008 season, for their roles in an alleged cheating scandal involving an Internet-based course, a source with knowledge of the situation said Tuesday

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So, I have a friend who was once dating this young lady. And by "young lady," I mean "huge skank." She cheated on him incessantly, spent all his money, and once made me spaghetti that gave me the worst heartburn ever. We all tried to talk some sense into the bastard, by explaining that he deserved better, she was a huge skank, etc. He told us that although he knew she was no good for him, he

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Boy, if you thought the guys named in the Mitchell Report are feeling like shit, how about these three dudes:Doug Melvin, Ed Wade, and Jim Bowden.----------------------------In the week leading up to the release of Senator Mitchell tabroid report, these three cluefucks threw around a combined 15 million clams and 5 prospects to secure the right to have Eric Gagne, Miguel Tejada and Paul Lo Duca’s

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Rondell White "bought something" (Lion in Oil).Here are the NFL games you're getting this week (The 506).That's how you do it! THAT'S how you write a headline! (Hugging Harold Reynolds).

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The Mitchell Report. Whoopdee fucking doo. I read the whole thing, all 400+ pages of it. ---------------------------- I read the whole thing, all 400+ pages of it. Here’s what the estimated $25M paid to Mitchell and his law firm gets you:• A few dozen names to wring your hands over and throw a Fake Moral Outrage fit over.• Conclusions and recommendations anyone with any common sense could

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"But it didn't enhance my performance!"----------------------------

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Sources say Clemens is listed in the Mitchell Report. I seriously pumped my fist at my desk when I read this.

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In a stunning development, yet another team is going to throw several million dollars at Milton Bradley. This time, the Rangers are the ones clinging to the notion that a change in scenery is all Boardgame needs to quit being such an asshole so he can focus on playing baseball.From a purely baseball standpoint, the argument for signing Bradley goes, “Get guys with talent and hope they stay

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"Petrino to Hogs" - When I saw that, I thought, "holy shit, Arthur Blank had him whacked!" I mean, 3-10 is pretty bad, but that doesn't mean you have kill a guy and let Wu feed him to the pigs. Turns out, Petrino's just leaving the Falcons to go to Arkansas - with three games left to go in the regular season. That seems like kind of a dick move. But I'm sure he had a talk with the players to

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D'Angelo Hall says Bobby Petrino has no class. (You Been Blinded) Steve Spurrier is now merely the 3rd or 4th biggest asshole among SEC coaches. Maybe Franchione can come back. Croom seems like a classy guy, maybe Miss. St. can fire him and hire Barry Switzer.The bed woke up on the wrong side of Kendrick Perkins' foot. (Perk is a Beast) And for the record, yes, Perk is a goddamned beast.The

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Seriously, where do you people get off booing me, when you're the reason we're losing in the first place? Other teams have their sixth men working for them. Dallas has Jason Terry, Detroit has Jason Maxiell, and so on. Wait, what's that? You expect our sixth man to be an actual basketball player? Have you seen the moves I've made? Listen, I trade away lottery picks for Malik Rose. I had

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So, Anthony Smith guaranteed that the Steelers would be the first team to drop an L on the Patriots. Sentiment was pretty much universal that this was a very, very dumb move for the 2nd year safety out of Syracuse (also known as one of the top 2 college football programs in upstate New York).Obviously, this served as a little extra motivation for the Patriots. "It's almost like when you go to a

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With all precincts reporting, 50% of readers agree that the Patriots are Margaret Thatcher.Maybe I'm just drunk, but the resemblance is uncanny.----------------------------

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Busy week in baseball with the winter meetings in Nashville complete and it figured to be what with the shitty free agent market this year.Big Deal of the Week:Give yourself a pat on the ass if you saw the Tigers/Marlins blockbuster coming, ‘cause not many people did. This one is reminiscent of the last Marlins salary dump with Miguel Cabrera playing the role of Josh Beckett and Dontrelle

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