Bring Porsche racing history to your driveway with the 550 J by Hedley Studios. This 80-percent-scale electric tribute features carbon-fiber bodywork, Brembo brakes, and vintage Spyder styling. Limited to just 250 units, it’s a miniature collector’s dream.

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$93,800.00

Give tomorrow-you a fighting chance with Pre-Alcohol Probiotic. This genetically engineered probiotic helps break down acetaldehyde, an unwanted alcohol byproduct. Just down a tiny bottle before drinking, and let responsible partying meet smarter preparation.

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$36.00

Forget traffic and take the scenic route through the sky with XPENG’s Land Aircraft Carrier. This six-wheeled electric mothership carries its own detachable two-seat flying aircraft, deploying at the push of a button. Your garage just got airborne.

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$300,000.00

Get ready for an unapologetically hilarious look at the joys of getting older. Allen F. Mahon tackles aging, unexpected bodily changes, and the indignities of growing old with sharp wit, questionable titles, and plenty of laugh-out-loud honesty.

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$6.95

Turn heads on the French Riviera with this one-of-a-kind Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse. Featuring a mirror-polished aluminum body, Carmine Red leather interior, and 1,184-horsepower W16 engine, this masterpiece makes ordinary supercars disappear.

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$0.00

Give your home an inviting fragrance without breaking a single law using this “Grow Your Own Marijuana” kit. The kit comes with everything you’ll need to grow your very own Cleome plant, which has a strikingly similar look and smell to the cannabis plant.

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$54.99

Ditch boring breakfast and pour warm KFC gravy over KFCereal, the savory cereal seasoned with Colonel Sanders’ legendary 11 herbs and spices. Packing 19 grams of protein and suspiciously only 1 gram of sugar, breakfast has officially gone rogue.

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$9.99

Never be caught in the wrong place at the wrong time when enjoying the great outdoors thanks to the cardboard shit box. This disposable eco-friendly contraption sets up in seconds to provide you with a place to take care of business when in the wild.

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$29.99

Turn boring meals into cheesy masterpieces with the Cheetos Duster. This rechargeable gadget pulverizes Cheetos into flavor-packed dust, ready to sprinkle over mac and cheese, popcorn, fries, hot dogs, or anything deserving orange greatness.

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$19.99

Reserve your spot in the future, then prepare to wait until retirement. The Tesla Roadster promises 230 mph speeds, rocket thrusters, and gravity-defying stunts. Naturally, delivery should arrive sometime shortly after Elon finishes colonizing Mars.

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$0.00

Fuel your game-day obsession with a custom football team mug that holds up to 23 ounces of coffee. Shaped like a football and ready for serious caffeine duty, it’s perfect for fans who need extra energy for overtime.

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$29.99

Build your ultimate electric workhorse with the Envo UPT, a modular EV that transforms into 18 different passenger, cargo, and utility configurations. Haul gear, tackle farm chores, or explore off-road, all without buying an entire fleet of tiny trucks.

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$12,000.00

Improve your complexion by getting rid of unsightly blackheads using this remover and pore cleanser. After washing your face, apply the strips, wait 15 minutes then remove and look in curious disgust at all the grime and filth you’ve removed from your face. 

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$5.99

Unleash your inner mad scientist with this rechargeable Tesla coil gun that shoots artificial lightning over five inches long. Create spectacular electrical arcs at the push of a button, because apparently, playing God needed a portable mode.

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$66.99