Frodo and Sam never would have left the Shire if their humble abode looked anything like this luxury Hobbit hole home. While the home’s modest exterior blends into the natural landscape, the interior offers everything from spacious rooms to a covered indoor pool.

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$919,380.00

Finally give the internet’s favorite meme a permanent home on your desk. This 7 inch foam banana includes an actual printed ruler for approximate measurement gone precise. Never rots, never seeds, always ready for your next scale comparison photo.

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$11.99

Rule over the seven kingdoms by sitting high atop this Iron Throne made of dildos. Inspired from HBO’s hit TV/soft porno series Game Of Thrones, this erotic masterpiece of a chair is expertly assembled by skilled artists and features 200 imposing dildos.

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$6,507.17

It’s now possible to monitor the spread of oil spills and perform search-and-rescue missions unmanned with just one device. The flying and swimming drone is equipped with four versatile propellers that allow it to transition from air into water seamlessly.

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$0.00

Ditch the ziploc guilt and upgrade your fridge game. This 4 pack of silicone bags survives dishwasher, microwave, and oven, backed by a lifetime warranty. One bag replaces 260 single use plastic ones, so your leftovers finally have a sustainable home.

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$52.00

Bring down everyone’s spirits after a delicious meal by passing out these horrible fortune cookies. Rather than a generic optimistic fortune, these tasty cookies feature somber yet comical quips like “You will die at an Arby’s in Columbus, Ohio”.

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$10.00

Straight out of the vault from Dr. E. Brown Enterprises comes the retro Back To The Future inspired desk clock. Styled just like Doc’s time circuit display, it shows you the exact dates Marty traveled to the past and future in addition to the actual time.

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$575.00

Save your own life in a possible choking scenario with the DIY Heimlich maneuver tool. Lightweight and easy to transport, the tool is designed to help you perform the Heimlich maneuver on yourself so you don’t accidentally choke to death while you’re dining alone.

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$39.99

Track your actual sun exposure instead of guessing and hoping. This wearable gem monitors real time UVA and UVB, then tells your skin exactly when to reapply or cover up. Basically a tiny bodyguard against premature wrinkles and regret.

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$199.00

Take your supercar somewhere a Huracan would never dare. Rezvani starts with 800 horsepower, adds 11 inches of clearance, mud tires, and a snorkel, then builds only 7. Sand, rock, snow, whatever, this thing shrugs it off in carbon fiber.

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$0.00

Watch invisible magnetic fields become visible right in front of you. This 12 ounce jar of iron filings comes with a handy shaker lid for clean, mess controlled science fun. Perfect for school projects, curious kids, or adults who never outgrew magnets.

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$9.99

Suit up like you’re heading straight into battle. This full steel armor set covers helmet to greaves, handcrafted with articulated joints for real mobility. Perfect for LARP, cosplay, or just answering the door in full medieval intimidation mode.

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$422.35

Relive childhood summers minus the pouch stab struggle. These reusable silicone molds turn actual Capri Sun into frozen straw pops shaped like the iconic yellow straw itself. Fill it, freeze it, squeeze it, repeat all summer long.

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$4.75

Give your friend a good laugh for their birthday by placing their gift inside this prank earwax candle kit box. This highly realistic printed box conceals your actual gift in what looks like a ridiculous item meant to extract earwax to create truly unique candles.

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$7.89