*In my 2005 Kanye West voice* Kevin Samuels doesn’t care about Black women. (Well, he’s actually dead now so I guess I should be using the past tense.) On Thursday night, YouTube Fragrance reviewer Kevin Samuels passed away. I’m not exactly sure what caused his passing and, to be brutally honest, I’m not interested in delving into police reports or social media posts about the circumstances leading up to his death. The only reason why I’m even writing this is because Samuels found brief e-fame when he decided in 2020 to transition his YouTube business model away from assessing popular eau de toilettes to a far more engaging topic: publicly shitting all over Black women. For the past two years, Samuels leveraged this content to quickly rise from being another internet nobody, to esteemed musty-nigga relationship expert. Over the pandemic quarantine he transformed from Steve Urkel to Stephon Urkelle by calling fat Black women linebackers and full-backs, women over 35 […]

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Quick PSA for folks who are either annoyed at seeing Rihanna's belly or who think she should be more modest: your opinion ain't worth shit.

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Canada doesn't have any Black owned radio stations because Canada's public and private institutions don't give a damn about Black culture.

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It's fun to laugh at dudes like DJ Envy but the reality is that 99% of sexually active straight women are out here faking orgasms too.

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A lot of us say "Black Lives Matter" - until it comes to Black folks with a gender identity or sexual preference we don't agree with.

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Don't ask Black women to march and pray for brothers in distress, when those dudes shit on Black women at every chance they got.

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Cam Newton is getting dragged online for sharing his outdated-ass dating preferences - but why the hell do so many of us care?

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The greatest trick entitled white men ever pulled was convincing Black folks that we are all equally at risk of "cancel culture."

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Many people today think relationships would be more successful if they were more like old-school relationships - and they are dead wrong.

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While there are a lot of talented R&B singers out here, no one makes music women emotionally connect to quite like Mary J. Blige.

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