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A "Well Regulated" Militia

2018-06-19T20:52:00.003-07:00

Uses the crosswalk.

Jupiter's Great Red Spot May be disappearing

2018-02-20T13:26:00.001-07:00

NASA Scientists are saying the Jupiter's Great Red Spot is shrinking and may disappear in a few decades.

General Sessions

2016-11-20T10:37:00.001-07:00

Business Schools - "Rule the Geeks"

2014-01-11T14:04:00.001-07:00

Apparently, this has become the theme for ASU's W. P. Carey School of Business. We don't have to worry where the next generation of management will come from.

My Post Apocalypse Diary

2012-12-22T08:53:00.003-07:00

Day 1:

Went shopping with the other zombies.

Prepared!

2012-12-19T13:06:00.003-07:00

The 5760 Point Football Game

2012-11-03T19:59:00.000-07:00

How many points can theoretically be scored in a NFL or NCAA football game?

First lets look at actual history and records:

The highest scoring game in National Football League history was on November 27, 1966. The Washington Redskins defeated the New York Giants by a score of 72-41 (combined 113 points).

Infamously, Georgia Tech defeated Cumberland 222-0 in 1916. The play-by-play account is a bit like watching a Road Runner cartoon.

Just for reference let's also examine a 1927 high school game , Haven (Kansas) High School scored 256 points in a regulation 48 minutes game (38 touchdowns). Haven High scored a touchdown on average every 76 seconds. If that touchdown pace was maintained in a 60 minute game, and followed with a successful 2-point conversion after each touchdown, a team could score 47 touchdowns for 376 points.

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Doomsday Game from Hell Scenario: What if each team scored on every kickoff?

On the opening play of a 2003 NFL game between Philadelphia and Dallas, the Eagles tried an onside kick. Randal Williams caught the ball and raced into the end zone untouched for the fastest touchdown in NFL history - only 3 seconds ran off the clock! In reality, replays show that the clock started about 2 seconds late, so the actual time should be at least 5 seconds.

What if this happened on EVERY kickoff for an entire game? The two teams would score 720 touchdowns by the end of regulation time. There would never be a play from scrimmage. With successful 2-point conversions after each touchdown the teams would end up with 5760 combined points. We are ignoring that this requires each team to pile up over 8 miles of return yardage at track meet sprint speeds. Maybe a ten-seconds per touchdown pace would be more "Realistic" - bringing the combined point total down to 2880.

But is it possible to score more than one touchdown every 5 seconds?

Zero-Time Touchdowns

In college football, the clock does not begin on a kickoff until the ball is touched by the receiving team. In the NFL, that is the rule during the last two minutes of each half, the rest of the game the clock starts at the kick. This creates a peculiar scenario for college football. What if the receiving team NEVER touches the ball and every kickoff is recovered in the end zone by the kicking team? No time ever runs off the clock as touchdown, after touchdown is scored by the kicking team. At least in the NFL, some time runs off while the team runs down to recover the ball. That is - until two minutes are left in the half, and the timeless touchdowns begin. This is how football is played in Hell.

OVERTIME!

Until 2010, the NFL overtime rule was "Sudden Death" - the first team to score, would win the game. That limited additional scoring after regulation to 6 points. The NFL now has a modified overtime rule:

Each team must possess or have the opportunity to possess the ball unless the team that has the ball first scores a touchdown on its initial possession. Play continues in sudden death until a winner is determined, and the game automatically ends upon any score (by safety, field goal, or touchdown) Under these rules, it is possible to have up to 12 points scored in overtime (team A scores field goal, team B score field goal, either team scores a touchdown)

For NCAA Division I, when a game goes to overtime, each team is given one possession from its opponent's twenty-five yard line with no game clock, despite the one timeout per period and use of play clock. The team leading after both possessions is declared the winner. If the teams remain tied, overtime periods continue, with a coin flip determining the first possession. Possessions alternate with each overtime, until one team leads the other at the end of the overtime.

There is no limit on the number of overtimes, so both teams can add a combined 16 points per overtime - for eternity...

Back to the real world.

One sided routs were apparently more common in the 1920's. College football has not seen a 100+ loss since Portland State defeated Delaware State 105–0 in 1980.

But in recent years we have witnessed some high scoring shootouts like the 2007 Navy vs. North Texas football game (136 points - without overtime). Add multiple overtimes like the 7-OT 2003 Arkansas-Kentucky game (134 points), and I think it is likely that we may see a 160+ point game in the next few years. Even a 200+ point game is not beyond reason. I would put the upper limit at around 270 points (144 regulation + 126 in overtime).

Mars Needs Women!

2012-08-09T20:36:00.000-07:00

Attention Earth!

If you are going to keep sending robots, how about at least a few fembots!

New Word: Oponion

2011-12-13T12:49:00.002-07:00

Oponion: Term to describe an opinion, action or statement from a public figure that is so unbelievably stupid, you think it's from "The Onion".

Prediction: 2012 will be the "Year of the Oponion"

Google is 13!

2011-09-27T13:01:00.000-07:00

Now it KNOWS EVERYTHING.

Arpaio 's Cold Case Posse?

2011-09-20T18:39:00.003-07:00

Here's another example of why it is hard to believe Republicans are taken seriously by anybody:

As birther website WorldNetDaily gleefully reported:

Arizona’s Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio told WND he has assigned a five-member “Cold Case Posse” to investigate the authenticity of Barack Obama’s birth certificate.

The decision, he says, is simply a matter of doing his duty.

“This investigation does not involve politics,” Arpaio told WND.

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I'm sure they'll get right to the bottom of this!

Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.

2011-08-24T16:42:00.003-07:00

From MSNBC

Now there's an unfortunate choice of words.

Graphic look at "The Deal"

2011-08-13T09:51:00.003-07:00

For Japan - A Prayer for Peace

2011-05-01T15:46:00.003-07:00

Written for the 1954 movie, Gojira (Godzilla). Akira Ifukube's "A Prayer for Peace".

American Red Cross

And the Home of the... (inhale)...

2011-02-08T18:08:00.005-07:00

BraaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAve!!!!

There's more to singing The Star-Spangled Banner at the Super Bowl besides how long you can hold a note. It is also considered good form to know the words.

Not that I would ever try it. If I were asked to sing the National Anthem solo at Super Bowl, I would fight extradition.

Dark Side of the Moon

2011-01-19T15:38:00.004-07:00

Next time there's a solar eclipse for my part of the world, I think I'll try listening to the "Wizard of Oz" soundtrack while watching it.

Messing with the Metric System

2010-09-02T19:31:00.004-07:00

Q: How much does that weigh?

A: About 11/17 of a kilogram.

Tom Tuttle From Tacoma

2010-07-23T20:15:00.001-07:00

Happy Birthday "Etch A Sketch"

2010-07-12T06:43:00.006-07:00

Wikipedia

Went on sale 50 years ago today. I was never very good at drawing with it, but I remember clearing a big rectangle so I could see what was inside.

Adam's Bridge

2010-07-01T20:07:00.002-07:00

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Also knows as Rama's Bridge or Rama Setu, consists of a series of limestone shoals running between Pamban Island, also known as Rameswaram Island, off the southeastern coast of Tamil Nadu, India, and Mannar Island, off the northwestern coast of Sri Lanka. Geological evidence indicates that this bridge is a former land connection between India and Sri Lanka.

Antipodes and the Earth Sandwich

2010-06-06T07:47:00.006-07:00

If you want to dig a hole straight through the Earth to China, start digging in Argentina. This is one of the few places on land in which the antipode is not located on an ocean. With most of the Earth's surface covered by water and most of the land area in the Norther Hemisphere, this is not really surprising.

Ze Frank has a project to create "Earth Sandwiches", which is created when two slices of bread are simultaneously placed on opposite sides of the Earth. To assist this project, his website has a Google Maps tool that can display the antipodal spot of any place mark.

There is an area in northern Montana that is opposite from the Kerguelen Islands in the South Indian Ocean. There is also a small island, Île Amsterdam, antipodal to spot southeast of Lamar, Colorado and Île Saint-Paul, which is opposite from Firstview, Colorado. These are the only land areas antipodal to the Lower 48 United States.

Previously Newer

2010-05-11T19:40:00.004-07:00

I can't be the only person who has trouble figuring out how the arrow of time flows through some blogging engines. I find it non-intuitive when I have to click on "Next" to see older posts and then "Previous" to see newer posts.

Joe Cloverfield

2010-04-29T17:40:00.002-07:00

Warning: smoking cigarettes while pregnant may cause birth defects.

We have to get these two together!

2010-04-23T20:58:00.009-07:00

Doctor Jack Cassell Tells Obama Supporters To Seek Help Elsewhere.

Pay medical bills with a chicken, says Republican candidate.

LowdenCare for Dr. Cassell. You can't make this stuff up.

Here's Your Kaboom!

2010-04-17T16:02:00.004-07:00