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Friendship quotes-Long time

2012-01-29T00:01:00.001-08:00

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
- John Leonard

Movie quotes-Touched the Earth

2012-01-29T00:01:00.000-08:00

“I touched the earth, and he loved me back.”
— Secretary

Deep thoughts-Afraid of the dark

2012-01-28T00:01:00.001-08:00

I believe that men are generally still a little afraid of the dark, though the witches are all hung, and Christianity and candles have been introduced.
- Henry David Thoreau, "Solitude," Walden, 1854

Famous people quotes-Tender

2012-01-28T00:01:00.000-08:00

‘Tis the most tender part of love, each other to forgive.
- John Sheffield

Sarcastic quotes-SOPA bill

2012-01-28T00:00:00.000-08:00

"This SOPA bill is aimed at going after Internet pirates. Not old-school pirates, but the modern pirates, who use hard drives."

"On one hand, this bill threatens free speech, the bedrock on which this country is founded. On the other hand, it's supported by Viacom, which owns CBS."

"The bill was cooked up by big studios who want larger fines for websites connected to piracy. People wonder why Hollywood makes such crappy movies and TV shows. It's because they spend all their time preventing people from stealing the crap they've already made."

-Craig Ferguson

Hilarious quotes-Open marriage

2012-01-27T00:08:00.000-08:00

Newt Gingrich's ex-wife had said that he wanted an open marriage. I don't think that's different than most politicians. He just wanted to be able to screw as many people as possible.

Quotes-Treasure

2012-01-27T00:01:00.001-08:00

How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us!
Julie Morgenstern, O Magazine, Belatedly Yours, January 2004

Movie quotes-Cookie

2012-01-27T00:01:00.000-08:00

That’s just the way it crumbles …cookie wise.”
- The Apartment

Inspirational quotes-Still good

2012-01-26T00:01:00.001-08:00

Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
-Regina Brett

Funny thoughts-Parents' mistakes

2012-01-26T00:01:00.000-08:00

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

Sad quotes-Let go

2012-01-25T00:01:00.001-08:00

A sad thing in life is that sometimes you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.

Friendship quotes-Defects

2012-01-25T00:01:00.000-08:00

"We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits".
-W. Somerset Maugham

Philosophical quotes-Far and wide

2012-01-24T00:01:00.001-08:00

How often one sees people looking far and wide for what they are holding in their hands? Why! I am doing it myself at this very moment.
- Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827

Famous people quotes-Love to sleep

2012-01-24T00:01:00.000-08:00

"I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious."
- Rita Rudner

Hilarious quotes-Former job

2012-01-24T00:00:00.000-08:00

"Jon Huntsman has dropped out of the race for president to return to his former job as the guy in the picture that comes with the frame."
-Jimmy Kimmel

Love quotes-More than yesterday

2012-01-23T00:01:00.001-08:00

For you see, each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
- Rosemonde Gerard

Movie quotes-Real

2012-01-23T00:01:00.000-08:00

What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.
- The Matrix, 1999

Hilarious jokes-Delayed trial

2012-01-23T00:00:00.000-08:00

"A cardiologist now says that former Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards' trial has to be delayed because Edwards has a life-threatening condition. Hey, don't all husbands who cheat have a life-threatening condition?"
- Jay Leno

Thoughts-End of the rope

2012-01-22T00:01:00.000-08:00

A young man was at the end of his rope.
Seeing no way out, he dropped to his knees in prayer.
"Lord Shiva", I can't go on," he said. "I have too many troubles to bear."

Then Lord Shiva replied, "My son, if you can't bear its weight, just place all your troubles inside this room. Then, open that other door and pick out any "Aum" you wish."

The man was filled with relief said, "Thank you, Lord," And he did as he was told. Upon entering the other door, he saw many Aum signs; Some so large the tops were not visible. Then, he spotted a tiny "Aum" leaning against a far wall.

"I'd like that one, Lord Shiva," he whispered.

And then Lord Shiva replied, "My son, that is the "Aum" you just brought in."

When life's problems seem overwhelming, It helps to look around and see what other people are coping with. You may consider yourself far more fortunate than you imagined.

Deep thoughts-More foolish

2012-01-21T00:01:00.001-08:00

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?
- Maurice Freehill

Hilarious quotes-On your head

2012-01-21T00:01:00.000-08:00

Son, you got a panty on your head.”
- Raising Arizona

Sarcastic quotes-Love of hunting

2012-01-21T00:00:00.000-08:00

"At the last Republican debate, Mitt Romney talked about his love of hunting. In fact, Romney said on his last hunting trip, he shot three dear and fired two elk."
- Conan O'Brien

Famous people quotes-Recipes

2012-01-20T00:02:00.000-08:00

"I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen."
-Rita Rudner

Friendship quotes-Weight of misunderstanding

2012-01-20T00:01:00.000-08:00

Friendship must never be buried under the weight of misunderstanding.

Hilarious quotes-Chinese

2012-01-20T00:00:00.000-08:00

"During the GOP debate on Saturday night, Jon Huntsman spoke Chinese. Not to be outdone during the debate, Newt Gingrich ate Chinese."
- Conan O'Brien