Thoughts from the desk of Murray...

Cajones move on to the FINAL FOUR!!!!!!!

2011-03-06T15:37:00.000-08:00

Flaming Cajones cruised to a THOUSAND point victory over the Toes in the first round of the HAHA Playoffs.
Next up for the Cajones is the Strobelite Honeys

#winner

Homefries ala Gravy continue in the Murray Bracket of Disgrace.

Landry Fields as Modell's Employee Selling His Own Jersey

2011-02-13T10:33:00.000-08:00

Cajones move to 13-2, Alone in first!

2011-02-07T10:55:00.000-08:00

Cajones defeat the 5XDOPE, With the Toilets loss to the Rocky Dennis Express puts the Cajones alone in first place in the Downtowner division and put them tied for first overall in HAHA. If the Cajones can tackle the Runnin' Toilets this week, a Downtowner crown is Theirs!

Cajones move to 12-2, Remain tied for first!

2011-01-31T08:52:00.000-08:00

RunninToi	12-2-0
Flamers	12-2-0
Rocky	11-3-0
FxD	10-4-0
Stoolly	6-8-0
Impossible	4-10-0
SuperPadz	3-11-0
HomeFries	3-11-0
HotBowl	3-11-0
Fat	1-13-0

Next up is the 5XDope Featuring Blake Griffin and LeBron James.

Asshats

Simpson XXX Parody

2011-01-25T09:54:00.000-08:00

I recently saw the most realistic Simpsons parody ever. It's totally live action and Marge is crazy hot, but i seriously almost crapped my pants when i saw Flanders. Its like they pulled him straight out of the cartoon and made him real... it was posted here Simpsons Porno

Cajones move to 10-2, Take on The Dream next

2011-01-19T11:52:00.002-08:00

DownTowners
RunninToi	10-2-0
Rocky	10-2-0
Flamers	10-2-0
FxD	9-3-0
Stoolly	5-7-0
Impossible	4-8-0
SuperPadz	3-9-0
HomeFries	2-10-0
HotBowl	2-10-0
Fat	0-12-0

And it appears the Fat Watters have given up yet again this season. It's heartbreaking to see Burk's GMing skills fall so low. Up next the impossible dream.

Cajones move to 8-2, remain tied for first.

2011-01-03T09:29:00.000-08:00

RunninToi	8-2-0
Flamers	8-2-0
Rocky	8-2-0
FxD	7-3-0
Stoolly	4-6-0
Impossible	4-6-0
SuperPadz	3-7-0
HotBowl	2-8-0
HomeFries	1-9-0
Fat	0-10-0

Cajones fall in the overall points to second to the Running Toilets 14627 to 14596.

Zach Randolph and Jet Terry lead the Cajones this week in their hard fought victory over the Hot Bowl of Snakes. Hopefully next week the Cajones Raymond Felton and Roy Hibbert will be able to get back to their normal high quality of play. This week did see the return od Andrei Kirilenko, hopefully he will be able to shake some of the rust off as the season starts to get a little tougher in the coming weeks.

Kevin Martin

2011-01-01T10:21:00.001-08:00

Newest member of the Cajone Nation. Jump on board.

New Years Eve!

2011-01-01T10:20:00.000-08:00

What happened to all the quality New Years eve programming. Last couple years ESPN has had this Extreme New Years Eve that produced exciting events like this

What did they give me this year? Boomers countdown of the greatest Quarterbacks of all time, but they hyped it with as much fanfare as a death defying stunt, or a BSBNKOTB Reunion. Where is he going to place Montana and Young? GTFO! I'm going to sit through 45 minutes of commercials to hear this jackoffs countdown! That was all they had, and they dedicated 2 hours of programming to it.

Amazingly it was great television compared to the absolute borefest that was a Jersey Shore New Years, complete with a Snooki ball drop. Christ the girl was only about 5 feet off the ground. If I'm going to watch this tripe, at least put her up a good 300 feet or so. It was literally an 2 hours of whoever the host was (not funny Jersey comic) and Vinny talking about how they were going to smush later. Horrible, Horrible television.

Rocky Dennis Humor

2010-12-27T08:56:00.000-08:00

Cajones move to 7-2, remain in first!

2010-12-27T08:53:00.000-08:00

Flamers	7-2-0
RunninToi	7-2-0
Rocky	7-2-0
FxD	6-3-0
Stoolly	4-5-0
SuperPadz	3-6-0
Impossible	3-6-0
HotBowl	2-7-0
HomeFries	1-8-0
Fat	0-9-0

Cajones moved to 7-2 and remain on top of the Downtowner division for yet another week. After a decisive victory over arch rival Homefries ALA Gravy1158-798, they move on to face the 2-7 Hot Bowl of Snakes.

There is some concern over the recent moves the Express have made recently. "Being able to move a turd like Kyle Korver and add a guy like Bosh just makes the job harder on a guy like me." exclaimed a concerned Cajone GM Murray B. He added "Look for us to stay active leading up to the trade deadline, always looking to add a player or two."

In Short he is saying, Screw you express!!

Cajones move to 6-2, remain in first!

2010-12-20T12:22:00.000-08:00

Flamers	6-2-0
RunninToi	6-2-0
Rocky	6-2-0
FxD	5-3-0
SuperPadz	3-5-0
Stoolly	3-5-0
Impossible	3-5-0
HotBowl	2-6-0
HomeFries	1-7-0
Fat	0-8-0

Major game this week against arch-rivals Homefries ala Gravy, who at 1-7 look to be at a disadvantage.

Rookie Alert!

2010-12-11T13:05:00.000-08:00

Ekpedeme Friday Udoh made his NBA debut last night scoring 2 points.

General Carlos Delfino will need a helmet when he comes back

2010-12-09T13:32:00.000-08:00

Hopefully we get El General back on the court sooner than later, losing some definite depth at the guard position. Wondering what this helmet will look like.
Like this possibly.

Meet the newest Cajone

2010-12-07T06:57:00.001-08:00

Flamers move to 5-1

2010-12-07T06:55:00.000-08:00

Flaming Cajones continue their dream season with a victory over the P.C.H.S.

DownTowners Division
Team W L T
Flaming Cajones 5 1 0
Runnin Toilets 5 1 0
Rocky Dennis Express 4 2 0
Five Times Dope 4 2 0
Super Padz 2 4 0
Stoolly Pigeons 2 4 0
Impossible Dream 2 4 0
HomeFries a la Gravy 1 5 0
Hot Bowl of Snakes 1 5 0
Fat Watters 0 6 0

Cajones doing their best to keep the outtatowners at bay!

Brad Miller leading the Cajones this week.

2010-12-05T09:54:00.000-08:00

What's gotten into this guy? Just taking down the P.C.H.S. by himself!
Even Takes out Courtney Lee. Guys doing it all for the teal and grey!

R.I.P. Leslie nielson

2010-12-03T16:16:00.000-08:00

2010/11 Roster

2010-12-03T16:14:00.000-08:00

Andrei Kirilenko
A to the K to the 4 to the 7

Channing Fry

Jason Terry

2010 / 2011 Flaming Cajones

2010-12-01T09:13:00.000-08:00

Raymond Felton

Killing it this year is the Ray Man!

Zach Randolph
Where Amazing Happens

Roy Hibbert

Not my fault you can't hang!

R.I.P Gary Coleman

2010-05-28T12:58:00.000-07:00

That just leaves you Willis as the winner of Survivor: Different Strokes.

Why does Jordan sport a Hitler "stache?

2010-05-27T12:37:00.000-07:00

And why has no one in any kind of mainstream media even mentioned this.

Alice drops it on them ho's

2010-05-22T12:29:00.000-07:00

What I do when I'm bored

2010-05-20T12:06:00.001-07:00

I like to stalk people in Liberty City.

I follow them everywhere they go. They get in a cab or car, I'll follow behind them slowly at pace equal to theirs, always 2 cars length behind them. They get a hot dog, I get a hot dog, etc.

While doing this one day I came across a couple. A dark haired man with medium length hair, and this girl who had gorgeous long blond hair.

I followed this couple for miles, from Alderney City to the bright neon lights of Star Junction, they were seemingly happy, joyful, in love with one another. The man cared for his girlfriend, and the girlfriend cared for her boyfriend.

They ate happily together, eating hot dogs, taking in the city. Always staring into each others eyes with deep glee and happiness. I had never seen so much love between two people. I cared for these two as much as they cared for each other. I would do as much as I can to make sure nothing would ever happen too them. After going ahead of them a bit and beating up hobos, walking in traffic ahead of them to make sure if a car were to come I would take it for them, and any other nuisance there could be.

Then it happened. After watching them stare at a giant ad in the Star Juction I realized something. I am alone. No one. Michelle was long gone for something I do not wish to bring up. Kiki dumped me when she found out I had been having intercourse with hookers then bash their heads in with a baseball bat to gain my money back. Carmen never called me again after our first date, mostly due to me pushing her down a set of subway stairs, then stopping her head into the steps. I never tried any other woman due to me thinking it was pointless at this point. I began to feel sad.

I thought to myself, "Why can that man not be me?" "Is he any better than me?" "Why wouldn't she think of dating me? Get some coffee, even at least TALK TOO ME?" I wanted her. I wanted this mysterious blond with the looks of an angel, and the laugh of a child. I wanted to be that man, I wanted to have what he had, to know that joy of having somebody care for your own well being. I was jealous of the man. I wanted that I could not have, that I desired for so much. The longer I watched them, the longer I wanted to become him, at any cost. I then felt remorse. Saddened of what I had become, a lonesome man stalking random pedestrians. But when the thought of this man touching her, kissing her, loving her... the thought of remorse was thrown to the back of my head as if I had never thought it.

I set forth a plan. I will kill him. Take up my new identity as him. And me and the blond will live happily together forever.

I knew what I had to do. I drive her whilst her screaming like a banshee. I reach my destination. The cliff next to Mikhail Faustin's house. If you've ever seen this part of the game there are rocks and old cars that seems from the '50s, and '60s at the bottom.

I rev my engine. She screams even louder. I drive faster, faster, and faster. Her death curling scream gets louder, louder, and louder.

We fly off the edge.

Everything is then silent for a mere second. This second feels like an eternity. I know what I am doing, I feel no regret. I am also for the first time in a long time; happy.

We both plummet to bottom and die instantaneously. They will never know who killed John, or the cab driver Shafeeq. They will never find the body of Sara or Niko Bellic. The ocean mixed with gasoline fueled fire will ruin any traces of either of our pasts or future.

I then revive at a hospital and steal a Blista Compact and go bowling with Roman.

Rod doesn't know how to use a computer

2010-04-05T09:37:00.000-07:00

How the hell can this guy be such a powerful person and can't do the most simple of things. He cannot even turn on a computer or send a text message. He cannot send an e-mail. ANd this guy is making POLICY DECISIONS? God we are all screwed.