Three Boring Dudes

Podcast #23: Of Clown Holes and Sunken Places

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Mon, 08 Oct 2018 06:36:00 +0000

Today's blender is nothing because the blender is a horrible torture device whereby one of us drinks something awful and the others feel badly for that person, except for Barrett, who is evil, and also not present. This show features a lengthy description of Jessica's vagina, Cody's side hustle as a clown, and Judd's complete inability to pass the point of no return. Also: Lots of dog breath. Maybe a fart. Who knows?

Podcast #22: We'll See you Again in Two to Eight Weeks!

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Sun, 16 Sep 2018 05:56:00 +0000

There's no blender this week, because Barrett isn't around and he's the only person who likes that nonsense, but we do recap the last three years and four months since podcast #21 was recorded. Good news: Most of us are still alive!

Podcast #21: Luchadors with Swords

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Mon, 25 May 2015 20:03:00 +0000

The blender this month features apricot, marshmallows, macadamia nuts and white chocolate powder.

Podcast #20: AsianHandJobs.Com

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 18:33:00 +0000

Back after two months of being lame and not doing podcasts, the blender is Ginger Beer, Raisins, Diet Coke, and Seaweed. Yup, seaweed. We discuss Hearthstone, War Thunder, and the major bug preventing Judd from playing Warframe. Also Jessica climbs a giant rope, Cody builds a cyborg, and force fields are real!

Podcast #19: Really Gritty in the Mouth

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Wed, 04 Feb 2015 19:09:00 +0000

This month's blender is olive oil, steamed brocolli, cold oatmeal, and sea salt and cracked pepper crisps. Since baby Griffin joins us at the studio, we decide whoever swears in front of him the most has to drink it.

Podcast #18: Shoot Poop Poop Chute

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Wed, 17 Dec 2014 00:45:00 +0000

Due to a hangover and general wussiness, Judd petitions Jessica and Cody to cancel the blender. We also talk about every movie from 2014, ever. Most of them, anyway.

Podcast #17: Jazz Hands on the Radio

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Wed, 05 Nov 2014 00:08:00 +0000

With Cody MIA, this week's blender features: A persimmon, the remnants of a bag of Pirate's Booty, and the filling that normally goes inside a Deviled Egg. Yum. We also talk ad nauseum about WoW and Destiny.

Podcast #16: The Uncanny Valley

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Sat, 20 Sep 2014 17:19:00 +0000

Back from a long hiatus! This episode's blender includes: Applesauce, fried and battered zucchini, a granola bar, and some old mexican cheese. Featuring special guest, Mikey!

Podcast #15: That One was Me

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Sat, 09 Aug 2014 03:27:00 +0000

This episode's blender features a tortilla, leftover pasta with corn and mushrooms, guacamole, and a pickled egg. In fact, most of end up eating pickled egg. We're weird that way.

Podcast #14: R2D2 with a Hard-on

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Mon, 07 Jul 2014 23:41:00 +0000

Special Super Sized end of the TV Season episode! This week the blender is Stone IPA, Cuervo Silver Tequila, Quinoa, and eight super strong breath mints.

Podcast #13: 53 Minutes in, Barret has a Stroke

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Mon, 26 May 2014 04:01:00 +0000

This week's blender: Triple Sec, Fresca, Gin, and fresh chopped onions. Spoiler alert: Judd rolls a 2. Also, 53 minutes in, something amazing happens.

Podcast #12 - I Almost Wish You'd Spat

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Tue, 13 May 2014 22:11:00 +0000

This week's blender is plain greek yogurt, olives, hot Chinese mustard, and black bean tofu scramble. Cody dresses up as Captain Hammer, we make fun of Greek people, and everyone freaks out when Judd explains the concept of angel babies.

Podcast #11: Getting Shit-Hammered while Facing Mecca

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Fri, 04 Apr 2014 19:11:00 +0000

This week's blender is a microwaved taquito, Mango Habenero Kale Chips, and a fresh, red onion. We also discuss gay sex, the gay Mecca, and why it's awesome that Fred Phelps is dead. Again.

Podcast #10: Frog Semen and other Facts

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Mon, 24 Mar 2014 18:37:00 +0000

This week's blender: Peas, pear apricot barley baby food, and hazelnut coffeemate. Cody is apparently missing, so Jessica fills in the slack. Also, we totally forget to sing the song.

Podcast #9: Incognito vs. Mechahitler

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 19:49:00 +0000

Barret tells everyone about how awesome America is, Cody is embarassed by the amount of television he watched, and Judd reveals all the secrets of the Titanfall Beta. This week's blender: BBQ Sauce, Banana, and Teryaki Beef Jerky.

Podcast #8: Conan the Barbarimancer

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Wed, 05 Feb 2014 08:51:00 +0000

This week's blender includes a "cutie" tangerine, mashed sweet potatoes, and balsamic mayonnaise. Cody is noticably absent as Barret, Judd, and Jessica discuss awesome celebrity stories and Hearthstone the video game.

Podcast #7: Four Foods, One Cup

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Sun, 12 Jan 2014 18:21:00 +0000

Welcome, dear listener to the first Three Boring Dudes podcast of 2014! Herein you will find tales of joy, glory, and betrayal at the hands of studios that make shitty movies they want you to vote for during awards season.

Jessica joins Judd, Cody, and Barret in the blender (we won't tell you who "wins"), adding a fourth ingredient to the mix, giving us: Chocolate Sauce, Cottage Cheese, Apple-flavored fruit leather, and Equal brand artificial sweetener. It could have been worse.

Here's the link for those who haven't figured out that clicking the title of each post is also a link to the downloadable file:
Link!

In games, we talk about State of Decay, Star Citizen, and The Witcher 2: Assassin of Kings. In movies we discuss Solar Crisis, Sunshine, August: Osage County, Dallas Buyer's Club, American Hustle, and then briefly mention a whole bunch of other films. In TV, we talk about Spy, Arrow, and Strikeback. Damn we're some busy motherfuckers.

Oh yeah, and we're on iTunes now! Give us a five star rating because you don't know what those stars mean! Yeah!!!

Podcast #6: Revenge is a dish best never watched on television

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Mon, 23 Dec 2013 05:21:00 +0000

Barret explains why we don't do a blender this week, Cody explains why Barret's a pussy, and Jessica recaps the "plot" of Revenge. Judd also makes some jokes, but they mostly suck, so we'll ignore that facet of the podcast this time around.

Here's the link for people who don't know how to click on the title of a goddamn post like a normal fucking human. I mean "Hi mom!"

Link!

Podcast #5: Barret Returns!

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Mon, 02 Dec 2013 17:54:00 +0000

Barret returns from being stranded on a desert island with nothing but his charming good looks and a FedEx commercial to keep him alive.

Cody drinks the blender, Judd sings Katy Perry, and Jessica punches Barret right in his stupid face. Maybe.

Here's your sweet, sweet link:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/3BD_Podcast/Three+Boring+Dudes+Podcast/3BD_2013_11_30.m4a

Podcast the 4th: A Steaming Hot Three-Coiler

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Sat, 09 Nov 2013 22:54:00 +0000

Jessica replaces Barret permanetly, Judd drinks the blender, and cody explains why pooping is a challenge at his apartment.

Here's the link:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/3BD_Podcast/Three+Boring+Dudes+Podcast/3BD_2013_11_09.m4a

Enjoy!

Official Podcast #3: Two Boring Dudes, a Wife, a Friend, and a Baby

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 23:24:00 +0000

Hello to our loyal listener!

In this episode Judd and Cody are joined by Jessica (Judd's Wife) and Craig (Cody's "Friend") with occasional screaming by Griffin (Judd and Jessica's "Baby"). Cody drinks the blender, Judd tells the cancer joke that he told his dad while his dad was fighting cancer, and there are entirely too many jokes about rape!

Here's the link in case the title link isn't working for you:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/3BD_Podcast/Three+Boring+Dudes+Podcast/3BD_2013_10_26.m4a

Enjoy!!!

PS: Barret continues to suck dong by skipping the podcast while trying to make a living putting his own meat into other people's mouths, aka running a hot dog stand. He swears he'll be back soon!

PPS: If you have a question for the Three Boring Dudes that you'd like us to read on-air, post it here! Also, we'll personally thank our first five (all five!) followers! Holy crap!

Official Podcast #2: Barret's Vagina Face

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Mon, 14 Oct 2013 17:31:00 +0000

Cody and Judd make fun of Barret for being too busy to podcast. The blender (for Barret to drink next time) is Cranberry Juice and Tomato Soup. We talk Game of Thrones, Borderlands 2, and Football, all while introducing our newest (and hopefully last) award, the Andrew Dice Clay Dreidel of Sexism.

Here's a link for you, our loyal listener:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/3BD_Podcast/Three+Boring+Dudes+Podcast/3BD_2013_10_12.m4a

Official Podcast #1: Investments in Microphones return Gag Reflexes

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Fri, 20 Sep 2013 20:28:00 +0000

The first official podcast! In this episode Judd drinks the blender (Mexican Rice Pudding, Leftover Salsa, and a teaspoon of Paprika), Barret relates how dumb he was on his trip to France, and Cody admits to camping. Cody takes home the Richard Pryor Award and the Paula Deen Prize (somewhat ironically, all things considered), and Judd "wins" the Garrison Keillor Chalice.

Here's a link to the podcast if you aren't subscribed:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/3BD_Podcast/Three+Boring+Dudes+Podcast/3BD_2013_09_15.m4a

And why aren't you subscribed?? Get in on the ground floor and listen to us be assholes to each other for fun and profit! Or, actually, fun and losses.

Enjoy!

Podcast #0, in Which the Sound Quality Sucks so Hard that we're only Using it to Test our RSS Feed

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Thu, 15 Aug 2013 03:13:00 +0000

Enjoy!

Also, Barret totally drinks the blender: 2 year old jelly, smelly bleu cheese, and some sort of mexican version of Bailey's Irish Cream. Yum!

mp3 File Link

Welcome to the Three Boring Dudes Podcast!

threeboringdudes@gmail.com (Judd Hollander, Barret Randall, and Cody Murray) — Tue, 06 Aug 2013 22:45:00 +0000

Barret, Cody, and Judd riff on the entertainment biz, video games, and whatever else they find funny or interesting. Featuring Blender Roulette at the top of every show, a bunch of show in the middle of every show, and the Garrison Keillor Award, the Paula Deen Merit Scholarship for Racism, and the Richard Pryor Champion of Comedians Championship Title Belt at the end of every show!

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