Three Dads and a Mic Show

Orlando Cruz Loves Hugging Men in the Ring

2012-10-04T20:17:00.001-07:00

Sweetie McTweetie from the world of boxing, Orlando Cruz has finally come out.

Ha! To check out the story click here.

Woman Loves Her Kitty So Much She Would Kill Her Husband

2012-09-26T14:41:00.001-07:00

TEXAS - So much for kitty love. There is only so much love you can show an animal. This woman was accused of shooting husband to protect her cat.... wow.

To see the article click here.

Narcoleptics Make Terrible Criminals

2012-09-26T14:35:00.000-07:00

HILLSBORO, Ore. - Sometimes, if you have some sort of disability, it is best to keep away from crime. A disability can be a real pain in the arse when you are trying to be a Bad Boy.

Police say they received a call from a homeowner after he discovered Cristian Villarreal asleep on the kitchen floor whom apparently was in the process of robbing the place.

To read the full article click here.

UC Davis Students Treated to a $1 Million Dollar Apology... Good 'Nuff.

2012-09-26T14:00:00.000-07:00

U.C. DAVIS - Today is a day that will go down in history where freedom of speech and protest has been upheld to the highest regards along with the Constitution of the United States.

The University of California system announced Wednesday they will pay $30,000 in damages to each of the 21 students and alumni who were sprayed at a peaceful protest against budget cuts and tuition hikes last November, KCRA reports.

To read the full report, click here.

Hilarious Craigslist "Missed Connections" Ads

2012-09-26T13:51:00.000-07:00

HAPPYPLACE.COM - A selection of hilarious "Missed Connections" Craigslist Ads has been launched by HappyPlace.com

To see all these ads click here.

Pig-Tastrophe or The Greatest Bacon Conspiracy EVER?

2012-09-26T13:43:00.001-07:00

WORLDWIDE - The world as we know it is now officially not worth living in. Britain's National Pig Association released a report on September 20th, 2012 that claims a worldwide shortage of bacon and pork is unavoidable.

That's right ladies and gents!

The report blames this unavoidable pig-tastrophe on a shortage of rain and water for the growth or corn and soy beans, making it more expensive to feed the young piggies.

To read the full report click here.

TRUCK CRASH - Man Flies Through Windshield - Lands It Like a Boss

2012-09-25T12:31:00.000-07:00

In Soviet Russia, airbags deploy YOU...

Zom-Bees Discovered in Merrica!

2012-09-25T10:34:00.004-07:00

SEATTLE, WA. - For those who have a natural fear of bees as well as the natural fear of ultimate destruction resulting in a Zombie Apocolipse, your fears are about to get bigger.

According to Huffington Post, a Seattle beekeeper noticed his buzzy friends flying in jerky patterns and some even flopping to the floor.

A similar infection was discovered in California back in 2008. These Zom-Bees repotedly injected eggs in the abdomen of other bees where the larvi nested, eventually eating the inside of the host bees. This cycle continues to this day.

To read more about the newly-discovered Zom-Bees, click here.