Carry on.

I suspect I’ll see you all again down the road—here or somewhere else completely (oh I’ve got ideas, mister—don’t unsubscribe just yet).

For now, though, I offer you heartfelt thanks for sticking in there with me and making ThroughBall.com an incredibly rewarding experience.

Update: The ThroughBall.com Fantasy Football League is up and running until we give away that new jersey!

Photographer: HugoPan

Commenting on the Commentators

While searching for the game, I inadvertently flipped to ESPN instead of ESPN2. Who did I hear doing the play-by-play of the UConn/Syracuse game? Ol’ Dave O’Brien. He seems happy. I said “hello” for you.

JP is definitely the better guy for the job but it still only took about 15 seconds for him to mention that Michael Bradley is the coach’s son and he seemed off all night. I wish John Harkes would consider Tim Magraw’s question, “why you gotta be angry all the time?” Not that there were a lot of positives last night but still, ease up, man!

Alternate Universe

I saw fewer-than-normal projectiles from the Mexican fans and to the best of my knowledge, Tim Howard did not tear open his elbow on a nail before last night’s game. Moreover, the Mexican team did shake hands and exchange shirts last night. I think that means they are just sore losers, not sore draw-ers.

Pigpen

Clint Dempsey has seemingly abandoned all modern social mores concerning personal hygiene. I’m left to wonder if the bulkiness of his hair and the extra 2 millimeters of dirt on his skin was enough to weigh him down and keep him a 1/4 step offside before he schooled four Mexican defenders and placed a beauty past the keeper. We’ll never know.

Can we get a little consistency, please? If I flip to a game, I know immediately if Italy or Brazil are playing just by looking at the uniforms. With the U.S., there is no telling what they might be wearing.

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• Brian Quarstad interviews the Minnesota Thunder’s new Marketing Director [Blue Sky Soccer via BQ]
• Speaking of USL, Austin gets a team in ‘09 [The Offside Rules via Minor]
• Beckham is being called the world’s “biggest environmental threat,” which, of course, is code for “we want Beckham’s money and this seems like a good way to get it.” [FoxSoccer.com]
• MLS teams can now take charter flights, but only four times per year. In other news, MLS still has no money. [Big Apple Soccer]
• Roy Hodgson says that Eddie Johnson is on his way to “underperform at Fulham offer us another dimension to our attacking play.” [FulhamFC.com]

Here’s a fact, Twellman is 27. Here’s another, he’s scored six goals in 29 international matches… Part of me thinks the suits at the US Soccer Federation so desperately want Twellman to succeed. He’s got everything they need in a poster boy — an alliterative name, goofy smile, blond hair, etc. You know, the guy that can smile and sell cokes. He has the personality that Donovan does not…except he doesn’t have the game. I hate to knock him, since he does work hard, but we’ve all seen enough.

Reminds me a bit of what I said previously about Eddie Johnson. The problem? Brian McBride is retired and we need someone who’ll put the ball in the back of the net. If these guys aren’t going to do the job, who is?

Photographer: fabbio

I am leaving the Herald News after 10 years at the paper in order to devote myself to launching and running a soccer news website [editor's note: if it runs on WordPress, orders content sequentially by date and allows comments, it's a blog—no need to be afraid] that readers from all over the country, and American soccer fans all over the world, can come to for the best mix of news and analysis around.

Listen, I think that’s super-awesome and everything but I’m concerned about how Ives will get all that news to analyze without press credentials. It’s not like MLS or U.S. Soccer are going to give a media pass to a blogger.

By the way, Ives is doing his best to prove that age-old axiom, “nothing says ‘L4wlZ! I gotz a blog – OMG!1!’ like three skyscraper AdSense blocks per post.” I’m only kidding; the CTR must be amazing, considering all those expensive AP and ISI photos.