Timothy Sanford Hankins

This week on Twitter …

Timothy Sanford Hankins — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 06:00:00 +0000

I just bought the Mac Heist bundle. 7 fantastic Mac apps worth $260+ for only $19.95 and got 3 cool bonus apps free! http://bit.ly/heist-it #
Hey, Twitter, I’m still alive. #
I’m having a big ole steak for dinner. Why? Because I’m not stuck on some stupid island, that’s why. #
Dr. Benjamin Linus: “Kids, today we’re going to learn about history by observing it directly. Now just help me turn this giant wheel.” #
This is why Miles will get a daytime talk show and Hurley won’t. Such theatrics! You can tell he’s really communing with the spirits. #LOST #
Jack has two speeds: confused, or enraged. #LOST #
Am I the only one who’s waiting for Ben Matlock to lumber into the shot everytime Daniel Roebuck is on the screen? #LOST #
Jacob has worked another miracle!
All that sweat and Richard’s eyeliner isn’t even running. #
And I can never forgive empty cliches. #LOST #
Exclusive clips of #LOST only available on Verizon Wireless. The only cell service with towers on the island. #
Here we go kids: Smokey John’s Diary No. 3, “I Hate Ben Linus” edition. http://hnkns.com/x/a #
Well, I’ve been trying to hold on to @birdfeedapp hoping for an update. And the rug got pulled out from under me today. http://bit.ly/10WZZE #
And you know what, I’m gonna rant for a sec. I bought Birdfeed when it first came out, paid the premium price too. I supported the app (1/2) #
Now it’s sold to a company that’s changed everything I loved about the program. New icon sucks, new tab bar sucks … disheartening. (2/2) #
Marriage pro tip: Whoever is in the passenger seat is the better driver. #
When you’re a CEO, vacations are indistinguishable from shore leave. #
Who is Justin Bieber? #

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This week on Twitter …

Timothy Sanford Hankins — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 06:00:00 +0000

RT @caratweets: I cried. RT @aurosan tears streaming down my face watching this: http://bit.ly/VTEh [VID] If this doesn’t make you cry … #
Yes. RT @khank: Last night @hnkns said “Ooo, I hope we’ll be home in time for final Jeopardy!” To which I said “What are you? And old man?” #
It’s ALIVE! http://respectablemusic.com A brand new music recommendation site built by @20bs and edited by yours truly. #
Glad you’re enjoying it! More to come. RT @kenmayes: Enjoying some William Fitzsimmons on http://respectablemusic.com http://bit.ly/cagEWM #
If Claire is coming back into the picture, it looks like she’ll be channelling Rouseau. I propose we call her Inspector Clairseau. #LOST #
Questions are about to be answered, yo. #LOST #
The Japanese take baseball VERY seriously. #LOST #
Go away! Come back! Kill that guy. This episode reminds me of my highschool girlfriend. #LOST #
Other John Lennon just wants to work on another verse of “Imagine” and he needs the whole Others Choir to make it sound right. #
Well, THAT certainly cleared things up. #LOST #
You asked for more and you got it. Smokey John’s Diary part 2 is now live. My LOST recap: http://hnkns.com/x/9 #LOST #
Inbox Zero achievement unlocked. #

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This week on Twitter …

Timothy Sanford Hankins — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 06:00:00 +0000

RT @caratweets: I cried. RT @aurosan tears streaming down my face watching this: http://bit.ly/VTEh [VID] If this doesn’t make you cry … #
Yes. RT @khank: Last night @hnkns said “Ooo, I hope we’ll be home in time for final Jeopardy!” To which I said “What are you? And old man?” #
It’s ALIVE! http://respectablemusic.com A brand new music recommendation site built by @20bs and edited by yours truly. #
Glad you’re enjoying it! More to come. RT @kenmayes: Enjoying some William Fitzsimmons on http://respectablemusic.com http://bit.ly/cagEWM #
If Claire is coming back into the picture, it looks like she’ll be channelling Rouseau. I propose we call her Inspector Clairseau. #LOST #
Questions are about to be answered, yo. #LOST #
The Japanese take baseball VERY seriously. #LOST #
Go away! Come back! Kill that guy. This episode reminds me of my highschool girlfriend. #LOST #
Other John Lennon just wants to work on another verse of “Imagine” and he needs the whole Others Choir to make it sound right. #
Well, THAT certainly cleared things up. #LOST #
You asked for more and you got it. Smokey John’s Diary part 2 is now live. My LOST recap: http://hnkns.com/x/9 #LOST #
Inbox Zero achievement unlocked. #

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This week on Twitter …

Timothy Sanford Hankins — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 06:00:00 +0000

I’ve not brought my A-game to Twitter these past few days. I’m sorry. I promise to get back to twee – Oooh … pretty website! #
I am not stupid, but I like my software to assume that I am. #
I’m gonna try liveblogging #LOST tonight. If you watch TV and the Internet at the same time, come hang out at http://hnkns.com/x/6 #
It’s the new character tango. #LOST is a Hollywood agent’s dream come true. #
I DO wanna know, Jacob! And so does Hurley. #
Claire really needs to jump timelines for a while and see a stylist. #LOST #
Does no one on this island have any paper? #LOST #
You’d think after all those years on the island, Jack would have learned you don’t tempt fate. How many mirrors did he break there? #LOST #
The time for questions is over. Last night’s #LOST recap is ready to read: http://hnkns.com/x/7 #
Infographic of the day. Every Venn diagram, ever: http://hnkns.com/x/8 #
You know what? I’m just gonna say it. Rickrolling isn’t a prank, it’s a present. I’m never gonna give YOU up, Rick Astley! #
nice, i just snatched squeeze for mac totally free at http://macheist.com #

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This week on Twitter …

Timothy Sanford Hankins — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 06:00:00 +0000

I’ve not brought my A-game to Twitter these past few days. I’m sorry. I promise to get back to twee – Oooh … pretty website! #
I am not stupid, but I like my software to assume that I am. #
I’m gonna try liveblogging #LOST tonight. If you watch TV and the Internet at the same time, come hang out at http://hnkns.com/x/6 #
It’s the new character tango. #LOST is a Hollywood agent’s dream come true. #
I DO wanna know, Jacob! And so does Hurley. #
Claire really needs to jump timelines for a while and see a stylist. #LOST #
Does no one on this island have any paper? #LOST #
You’d think after all those years on the island, Jack would have learned you don’t tempt fate. How many mirrors did he break there? #LOST #
The time for questions is over. Last night’s #LOST recap is ready to read: http://hnkns.com/x/7 #
Infographic of the day. Every Venn diagram, ever: http://hnkns.com/x/8 #
You know what? I’m just gonna say it. Rickrolling isn’t a prank, it’s a present. I’m never gonna give YOU up, Rick Astley! #
nice, i just snatched squeeze for mac totally free at http://macheist.com #

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This week on Twitter …

Timothy Sanford Hankins — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 06:00:00 +0000

It’s so true! RT @MattFlicks: This one goes out to @hnkns: Paul Thomas Anderson is the poor man’s Rian Johnson. #
I hear tonight’s #Lost is gonna include a medal ceremony. A kinda Star Wars meets Vancouver meets HOLY CRAP WHO SUMMONED THE SMOKE MONSTER? #
OMG. I was watching VH1 Pop-up video and it turns out Taylor Swift is one of the others! #
How does Smokey John like his bourbon? Carcoal filtered! #Lost #
Only 13 episodes to go? No worries! Here’s a brand new character. This island’s population density is starting to rival China’s. #Lost #
Ah ha! Jacob was putting together a softball team. #Lost #
My #LOST recap is up now. Read in good health! http://hnkns.com/x/5 #
So I’m thinking about doing the whole “Words With Friends” thing. Exaclty how much is this going to wreck my life? #
Just heard the rules for the Tiger Woods press thing later today. Clearly it’s easier to sleep with Tiger than to interview him. #

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This week on Twitter …

Timothy Sanford Hankins — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 06:00:00 +0000

It’s so true! RT @MattFlicks: This one goes out to @hnkns: Paul Thomas Anderson is the poor man’s Rian Johnson. #
I hear tonight’s #Lost is gonna include a medal ceremony. A kinda Star Wars meets Vancouver meets HOLY CRAP WHO SUMMONED THE SMOKE MONSTER? #
OMG. I was watching VH1 Pop-up video and it turns out Taylor Swift is one of the others! #
How does Smokey John like his bourbon? Carcoal filtered! #Lost #
Only 13 episodes to go? No worries! Here’s a brand new character. This island’s population density is starting to rival China’s. #Lost #
Ah ha! Jacob was putting together a softball team. #Lost #
My #LOST recap is up now. Read in good health! http://hnkns.com/x/5 #
So I’m thinking about doing the whole “Words With Friends” thing. Exaclty how much is this going to wreck my life? #
Just heard the rules for the Tiger Woods press thing later today. Clearly it’s easier to sleep with Tiger than to interview him. #

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This week on Twitter …

Timothy Sanford Hankins — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 06:00:00 +0000

If Sayid turns out to be Jacob-possessed, he needs a new name. How about St. Sayid of Iraqistan, patron of torturers and drowning victims? #
SPOILER ALERT! Tonight’s #Lost will introduce a new character and end with a tantalizing cliffhanger. #
Is anyone else expecting sidekick hippie dude to break into a rendition of “Let It Be”? #Lost #
Oh! I finally get it. If Sayid takes the pill he gets to leave the Matrix. #
Claire & Kate keep saying “you don’t have to do this” but in #Lost there is no free will. That’s why I’m still watching. #
Everyone in #Lost should use that Christian Bale Batman voice: “A darkness growing … Claire is the hero Gotham Island needs right now.” #
Not anymore! This word is awesome. RT @saulcolt: I just described a pretty girl as “Fetching”. Am I the only person still using that word? #
If it’s called “snack stick,” “meat product,” or named after a cowboy, I don’t wanna eat it. #
You can tell this scene in “Grey’s Anatomy” is really emotional because they switched to the synthesized strings. #
Ronnie James Dio rescued all his songs from the Island of Misfit Metaphors. #
Opening ceremonies have commenced for that revered quadrennial ritual, the Winter #hashtag Olympics. #
I’m disturbed that the same culture that gave us Hello Kitty also gave us Hentai. More disturbed that there’s probably a Hello Kitty Hentai. #
Thanks to @Allais and @tma I have been hipped to “rule 34.” I now live my with just a little more fear and a lot more “ewwww!” in reply to Allais #

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This week on Twitter …

Timothy Sanford Hankins — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 06:00:00 +0000

If Sayid turns out to be Jacob-possessed, he needs a new name. How about St. Sayid of Iraqistan, patron of torturers and drowning victims? #
SPOILER ALERT! Tonight’s #Lost will introduce a new character and end with a tantalizing cliffhanger. #
Is anyone else expecting sidekick hippie dude to break into a rendition of “Let It Be”? #Lost #
Oh! I finally get it. If Sayid takes the pill he gets to leave the Matrix. #
Claire & Kate keep saying “you don’t have to do this” but in #Lost there is no free will. That’s why I’m still watching. #
Everyone in #Lost should use that Christian Bale Batman voice: “A darkness growing … Claire is the hero Gotham Island needs right now.” #
Not anymore! This word is awesome. RT @saulcolt: I just described a pretty girl as “Fetching”. Am I the only person still using that word? #
If it’s called “snack stick,” “meat product,” or named after a cowboy, I don’t wanna eat it. #
You can tell this scene in “Grey’s Anatomy” is really emotional because they switched to the synthesized strings. #
Ronnie James Dio rescued all his songs from the Island of Misfit Metaphors. #
Opening ceremonies have commenced for that revered quadrennial ritual, the Winter #hashtag Olympics. #
I’m disturbed that the same culture that gave us Hello Kitty also gave us Hentai. More disturbed that there’s probably a Hello Kitty Hentai. #
Thanks to @Allais and @tma I have been hipped to “rule 34.” I now live my with just a little more fear and a lot more “ewwww!” in reply to Allais #

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This week on Twitter …

Timothy Sanford Hankins — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 06:00:00 +0000

It’s a winter wonderland outside. As in: In wonder how quickly I’ll land on my bum as soon as a step outside. #
Add my coin to the Twitter wishing well! RT @nurturedfutilty: http://bit.ly/bChhEm Why not disable support for IE6 when searching? #
Woo hoo! RT @khank: Is anyone else excited about the new #Chuck episode tonight? I know @hnkns and @mattflicks are looking forward to it! #
Watching #Lost is like being in an abusive relationship with a time-traveling schizophrenic. In Hawaii. #
What Locke’s possessed body doesn’t know is he could have gone home all along. All he has to do is smoke-spell “There’s no place like home.” #
From now on I’m calling the John Locke doppelgänger character “Smokey John.” #
I’m not pirating, I’m time shifting my DVDs. #
I wonder if there’s an alternate reality where #Lost makes sense. #
If “The Book of Eli” teaches us anything, it’s that the apocalypse won’t impact product placement. #

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