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MEET JAMES FRANCO CUTE BROTHER: DAVE FRANCO

2009-12-19T01:41:00.000+08:00

He is the cream to James's Milk.

Okay not funny. Oh, have we told you thathe is on the 9th season of Scrubs and he was in Superbad as well?

Source: Buzz Feed

CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?

2009-12-19T01:36:00.000+08:00

Beyonce Knowles is about to heat up the fragrance market with her first perfume, Beyonce Heat.

This coming February, the 28-year-old music superstar will try her hand at the fragrance market - and she told WWD that she’s proud of her creation.

“Everything, from the bottle design to the name and the ideas for the commercials — that’s me. When I commit to something, I do it 100 percent, and I’ve never had [creative control over a fragrance] until this project,” B said.

According to WWD, the fragrance features “top notes of red vanilla orchid, magnolia, neroli and blush peach; a heart of honeysuckle nectar, almond macaroon and crème de musk, and a drydown of giant sequoia milkwood, tonka bean and amber.”

Smells perfect and fierce. Just like her.

SHAHID CAN DANCE TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND YOURS PROBABLY

2009-12-19T01:28:00.002+08:00

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE FAT FOREVER

2009-12-19T01:27:00.000+08:00

Fancy her telling everybody to kiss her fat ass.

Well she is not that fat ass of a lady now is she? And like all hypocrites, telling everybody to be comfortable in their own skin, Tyra Banks realizes that she needs to lose a few pounds to actually look like a real human lady on television. And she did didn't she? Oh well, I personally am happy that she found the right motivation to lose the extra pounds. Look at those slender arms.

Now when is the Next Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. I am sure someone will make a comeback.

Here she is alongside some "holiday hunks" posing for her upcoming giveaway episode. These young men helped give out gifts to an entire audience "comprised of deserving moms". The women walked away with everything from a 3-day trip to Harrah's Resort to Movado watches.
Source: I'm Not Obsessed.

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE A SIZE ZERO FOREVER

2009-12-19T01:24:00.000+08:00

We love Kareena is size zero or in whatever size she is in. At least its good to know that she is happy with life. Besides, she wanted to prove to herself that she can lose weight and she did didn't she?

Here is Kareena looking a little, dare we say it, fleshy in a promo tour in Bhopal for 3 Idiots.

We love you Kareena.

Source: Bollywood Celebden

OH SHUDDER

2009-12-19T01:16:00.000+08:00

How classy.

DAVID BECKHAM SAYS TOMCRUISE THE MOST HANDSOME MAN HE HAS EVER MET

2009-12-19T01:12:00.000+08:00

CUE THE TRUMPETS. Like answering to the age old question. Yes, David Beckham and Tom Cruise have hit the sack. (We made that up)

Source: Towleroad, Youtube

SAY WHAT?

2009-12-19T01:08:00.000+08:00

"When I was 13, and I felt I was a porno star because I’d been watching porn for so long. In the Bronx you could get a hotel for an hour. I always had $20 or $30 to take a chick to a hotel.

I’m proud to say I love sex. You might catch me in a porn store at any given moment—it ain’t nothing I’m ashamed of. If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged."

You don't say.

Source: DListed

CHAT WITH AAMIR KHAN ON FACEBOOK - 19TH DECEMBER 2009

2009-12-18T01:56:00.001+08:00

This is with regards to the Facebook live chat with Aamir Khan on the
19th of Dec. at 11:59pm IST.
Here's the link to his page:
http://www.facebook.com/aamirkhan.com?ref=search&sid=700606609.944984430..1&v=wall
Live Chat Event:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=228046268798&index=1

Host: Aamir Khan the Pucca Idiot
Network: Global
Start Time: Saturday, 19 December 2009 at 23:55
End Time: Sunday, 20 December 2009 at 00:55
Location: FACEBOOK

MY NAME IS KHAN - SRK & KAJOL TRAILER IS HERE !!

2009-12-18T01:34:00.000+08:00

The first look of "My Name Is Khan", which reunites superstar Shah Rukh Khan with Kajol on screen after eight years, was unveiled by Star TV network yesterday night at a star-studded event in Mumbai The first look was launched by Shah Rukh, director Karan Johar and Kajol at the JW Marriott hotel. The promos were aired at 10 p.m. across 70 countries yesterday. (It was also aired in Singapore @ 2.am yesterday)

The film brings Karan, Shah Rukh and Kajol together for a film after the hit "Kabhie Khushi Kabhi Gham" eight years ago. The story revolves around Rizwan Khan (Shah Rukh), a Muslim from Mumbai who suffers from Asperger syndrome, a form of autism. Rizwan marries a Hindu single mother Mandira (Kajol) in San Francisco.

Despite protests from his family they get married and start a small business together. They are happy until September 11, 2001 when attitudes towards Muslims undergo a sea-change. Rizwan is detained by authorities at Los Angeles International Airport, mistaking his disability for "suspicious" behaviour.

When tragedy strikes, Mandira is devastated and they split. Rizvan is confused and very upset that the love of his life has left him. To win her back, he embarks on a touching and inspiring journey across America.

The film is slated to release on Feb 12, 2010.

IRON MAN 2 OFFICIAL TRAILER IS HERE !!

2009-12-18T01:18:00.000+08:00

The trailer for the summer 2010 sequel to the superhero smash Iron Man has arrived! Robert Downey Jr. is back and better than ever as Tony Stark, a crime-fighting star ready to tackle a pair of villains played by Scarlett Johansson and Mickey Rourke, in Iron Man 2.

The world is aware that billionaire inventor Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) is the armored Super Hero Iron Man. Under pressure from the government, the press and the public to share his technology with the military, Tony is unwilling to divulge the secrets behind the Iron Man armor because he fears the information will slip into the wrong hands. With Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow), and James Rhodey Rhodes (Don Cheadle) at his side, Tony forges new alliances and confronts powerful new forces.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVE AGED 30 YEARS AHEAD

2009-12-18T01:05:00.000+08:00

The stars of the hit ABC dramedy Desperate Housewives are about to get a shocking glimpse into their futures when the ladies are aged 30 years for an upcoming special.

Eva Longoria Parker will play a poverty-stricken, demented, grey-haired Gabriella Solis on the show, while co-star Teri Hatcher will have eaten herself into obesity.“The most expensive thing about the episode was Teri Hatcher’s fat suit,” says series creator Marc Cherry.

The Desperate Housewives Aged Episode airs Jan. 3.

JENNIFER LOPEZ'S UN-INSPIRED SONG- BUT WOMAN CAN DANCE !!

2009-12-18T00:55:00.000+08:00

Yes she Lip-syncs. Her songs are all "been there done that".She is not the real deal but A raw deal. Because she still shimmers and glow like flames in hell.She got the right attitude, and that BIG HIGH HEEL'S SET is so clever-no pun intended.

REESE WITHERSPOON AND JAKE GYLENHALL DUNZO- SAY IT ISN'T SO

2009-12-18T00:36:00.001+08:00

SO alot are speculating that Reese broke Jake's heart. After 2 years of courtship, Jake wanted to make the relationship legal, but Reese got cold feet- i mean "this" will be her second marriage. Reese broke his heart, and made Jake think twice about the relationship. But People Magazine have stated that despite reports to the contrary, Reese and Jake are still very much a couple, according to their reps.

Although a source close to the couple says their relationship has ended, reps for both say, "it is not true." Nanci Ryder and Carrie Byalick, who rep Witherspoon and Gyllenhaal respectively, tell PEOPLE, "They are still together."

I really love them together! Oh life is unfair.If it's true- this will be the WASTED BREAK UP EVER IN 2009

JESSICA SIMPSON AND TIGER WOODS WAS AN ITEM ?? WOAH STAR MAGAZINE GONNAT GET SERVE !

2009-12-18T00:23:00.000+08:00

A report that Jessica Simpson and Tiger Woods once flirted is a complete lie, the singer says.

“Can’t believe that I’m on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! ‘The Shocking Inside Story’ is (insert drumroll) A LIE!” Simpson, 29, Tweeted Wednesday.
According to the Star magazine report, the two exchanged e-mails and phone numbers after clicking at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md., in July.

Simpson’s camp is shooting down the tabloid’s latest cover claims, alleging that a much-photographed encounter between the stars at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament last July (at which time Simpson was still coupled with Tony Romo, who was both literally and figuratively cropped out of the Star story) resulted in the stars swapping phone numbers and email addresses…and maybe more.

“Literally the only thing that’s true in the story is the fact that they met,” the publicist tells E! News. “It was a quick meeting, and they posed for a photo together—that was it. Jessica’s lawyer is sending them a letter this afternoon.”

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I CAN READ NICOLE KIDMAN'S "CONCEALER" FACE

2009-12-18T00:09:00.000+08:00

I think the magic of scientology did this to Nicole Kidman. It's becuase she wants to talk about NINE and not the insanity of scientology that led the aliens DO HER FACE ! & when we say DO, it meant like "pee-pee" do her face !! Or, Xmas has come early for Nicole Kidman- she is FROSTING cold, her face might break any minute.

IT'S A FIRST : ABHISHEK BACHCHAN WALK THE RAMP FOR MANISH MALHOTRA- AISH WEARS AN ANARKALI BY MANISH MALHOTRA

2009-12-16T21:18:00.002+08:00

Oh My God !! The Anarkali is Fab, but that Lady is Flat !!

Aish really has lost her sparkle, her glow, her everything. But we have to love the Anarkali. Good on Aish for covering it all up. We won't even want to speculate if she's pregnant. She is clearly not. She's just fat as hell. Coy Abhishek on the other hand has to lose the glasses. He looks older than his age, and Paa Film Promo is almost over.

But kudos to the couple. Aish wearing a Manish Malhotra creation out in public, but she can never beat Bebo And Lolo- who are hardcore Manish Malhotra's muse- and Abhi Baby walk the ramp for Manish Malhotra. It's a first for the couple.

IT'S DECEMBER : AND THE NOMINATIONS FOR GOLDEN GLOBES 2010 IS OUT AGAIN !!

2009-12-16T20:50:00.001+08:00

The awards will air Sunday, January 17, 2010 on NBC.
Singaporeans- Stay Tuned for an update on what time it will air in MediaCorp Channel 5

Best Motion Picture -- Drama
Avatar
The Hurt Locker
Inglorious Basterds
Precious
Up in the Air

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture -- Drama

Emily Blunt, The Young Victoria
Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Helen Mirren, The Last Station
Carey Mulligan, An Education
Gabourey Sadibe, Precious

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture -- Drama
Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
George Clooney, Up in the Air
Colin Firth, A Single Man
Morgan Freeman, Invictus
Tobey Maguire, Brothers

Best Motion Picture -- Musical or Comedy

(500) Days of Summer
The Hangover
It's Complicated
Julie & Julia
Nine

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture -- Musical or Comedy

Sandra Bullock, The Proposal
Marion Cotillard, Nine
Meryl Streep, It's Complicated
Meryl Streep, Julie and Julia
Julia Roberts, Duplicity

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture -- Musical or Comedy

Matt Damon, The Informant
Daniel Day Lewis, Nine
Robert Downey Jr., Sherlock Holmes
Joseph Gordon Levitt, (500) Days of Summer
Michael Stuhlbarg, A Serious Man

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Mo-Nique, Precious
Julianne Moore, A Single Man
Anna Kendrick, Up in the Air
Vera Farmiga, Up in the Air
Penelope Cruz, Nine

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Matt Damon, Invictus
Stanley Tucci, The Lovely Bones
Christopher Plummer, The Last Station
Christopher Waltz, Inglorious Basterds
Woody Harrelson, The Messenger

Best Animated Feature Film
Coraline
The Fantastic Mr. Fox
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
The Princess and the Frog
Up

Best Foreign Language Film
Barria
Broken Embraces
A Prophet
The White Ribbon
The Maid

Best Director -- Motion Picture
Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
James Cameron, Avatar
Clint Eastwood, Invictus
Jason Reitman, Up in the Air
Quentin Tarantino, Inglorious Basterds

Best Screenplay -- Motion Picture
Up in the Air
It's Complicated
District 9
The Hurt Locker
Inglorious Basterds

Best Original Score -- Motion Picture

Michael Giacchino, Up
Marvin Hamlisch, The Informant
James Horner, Avatar
Abel Krozeniowski, A Single Man
Karen O. and Carter Burwell, Where the Wild Things Are

Best Original Song -- Motion Picture
"I Will See You," Avatar
"The Weary Kind," The Crazy Heart
"Winter," Brothers
"Cinema Italiano," Nine
"I Want to Come Home," Everybody's Fine

CHRIS BROWN LEAVE TWITTER

2009-12-16T20:39:00.000+08:00

Brown’s last tweet under the name @MechanicalDummy was on Monday (Dec. 14). “I WANNA THANK MY FANS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT. I LOVE YALL. GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!” he said in his final entry.

Chris Brown had used Twitter to communicate with his supporters and recently expressed his frustrations. Over the weekend, he tweeted about a Walmart in Wallingford, Conn., that did not have his new album Graffiti, but had Alicia Keys’ The Element of Freedom stocked prior to its Tuesday release. “I’m tired of this s—,” he wrote. “Major stores are blackballing my CD. Not stockin the shelves and lying to customers. What the f— do I gotta do…”

Walmart released a statement to People in response to the claim, saying, “We are surprised at the comments online. All Walmart stores nationwide have carried the CD since its release, including the Wallingford store mentioned in the post. This store actually sold through its initial shipment overthe weekend. The majority of our stores today are showing they do have copies available.”

See Breezy, Karma's a bitch. I'm in nobody's side coz we're all human! But everyone knows who'se side Chris Croker is :

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THE BEST SHE HAS LOOKED IN A LONG TIME

2009-12-13T15:41:00.000+08:00

Yes, we are not indians neither do we come from INDIA, but when it comes to Bollywood and Beauty Pageants we are as patriotic as Manmohan Singh. I don't know where that came up from.

Here is Priyanka Chopra at the Miss World 2009 event in Johannesburg yesterday. And below is a clip of her speech. Glad she took the effort to pronounce properly instead of falling into the pits of speaking with a fake accent unlike some Miss World - Aishwarya Rai. Screw Ghee Lip Queen.

Source: Daylife, Youtube

RECYCLED SHIT

2009-12-13T15:28:00.000+08:00

Well well well, what do you know?

Source: Pop Crunch

JUHI CHAWLA AND PENGUINS (INSERT JOKE)

2009-12-13T15:25:00.000+08:00

We will insert the joke. Watch the video below. It's around the 2:18 mark. Khai laughed her guts off when Juhi Chawla's giant face appeared on the screen. I don't know why.

Source: Pink Villa, Youtube

SAY WHAT?

2009-12-13T15:10:00.000+08:00

“At the dentist for a good teeth cleaning! This is serious!”

Seriously, I don't care.

"ANGEL ADVOCATES" TOUR DATES

2009-12-13T15:05:00.000+08:00

Dec. 31: New York, NY (Madison Square Garden)
Jan. 2:Atlantic City, NJ (Borgata)
Jan. 15-16:Mashantucket, CT (MGM Grand Theatre @ Foxwoods)
Jan. 19: Atlanta, GA (Fox Theatre)
Jan. 21: Hollywood, FL (Hard Rock Live at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino)
Jan. 25: Detroit, MI (Fox Theatre)
Jan. 27: Washington, DC (DAR Constitution Hall)
Jan. 30: Boston, MA (Wang Theatre)
Feb. 1: Philadelphia, PA (Tower Theatre)
Feb. 4: Montreal, Que. (Bell Centre)
Feb. 6:Ottawa, Ont. (Scotiabank Place)
Feb. 9: Toronto, Ont. (Air Canada Centre)
Feb. 10:Columbus, OH (Schottenstein Center)
Feb. 13: Chicago, IL (Chicago Theatre)
Feb. 16: Minneapolis, MN (Northrop Auditorium)
Feb. 18:Dallas, TX (Nokia Theatre)
Feb. 20: Phoenix, AZ (Dodge Theatre)
Feb. 23: Los Angeles, CA (Gibson Theatre)
Feb. 26: Oakland, CA (Oracle Arena)
Feb. 27:Las Vegas, NV (The Pearl Concert Theater)

Be nice. Buy a ticket.

Source: Pop Crunch

OH SHUT UP VICTORIA

2009-12-12T16:08:00.000+08:00

Sometimes the words that come out from dumb celebrities really crawl on my skin. Do they really think we buy that shit from them. Oh I am normal. Oh I am this. I am that. Fuck it.

Before her rise to international stardom as a Spice Girl, Victoria Beckham claims she was "mentally and physically" abused by schoolmates when she was growing up.

Back then, she wasn't the confident fashionista seen here in the pictures, wearing a snow white coat, burgundy heels and designer sunglasses out for a shopping excursion in Paris, France.

Vicky explains, "I was mentally and physically bullied when I was at school and that gave me a very thick skin."
She calls that body of hers thick skin. I would love to see her with thin skin. Really.

Source: Socialite Life