<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7352761141816140977</id><updated>2024-08-28T00:16:20.912-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tintumon Funny Jokes</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tintumoncomedy.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7352761141816140977/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tintumoncomedy.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Melgeo Tom</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09961944902876209569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7352761141816140977.post-5051957827768570505</id><published>2011-10-02T05:13:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-02T05:13:49.931-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tintumon In Class again</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir=&quot;ltr&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot; trbidi=&quot;on&quot;&gt;The teacher asks tintumon if he knows his numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”&lt;br /&gt;
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”&lt;br /&gt;
“Four”&lt;br /&gt;
“What comes after six?”&lt;br /&gt;
“Seven”&lt;br /&gt;
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.&lt;br /&gt;
What comes after ten?”&lt;br /&gt;
“A jack,” answers tintumon…&lt;br /&gt;
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Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.&lt;br /&gt;
Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?&lt;br /&gt;
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7352761141816140977/posts/default/5051957827768570505'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7352761141816140977/posts/default/5051957827768570505'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tintumoncomedy.blogspot.com/2011/10/tintumon-in-class-again.html' title='Tintumon In Class again'/><author><name>Melgeo Tom</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09961944902876209569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7352761141816140977.post-2684212162333719466</id><published>2011-10-02T05:10:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-02T05:10:27.034-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tintumon Class</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir=&quot;ltr&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot; trbidi=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?&lt;br /&gt;
TintuMon: checkoslovakia.&lt;br /&gt;
Teacher:Tell me the spelling…&lt;br /&gt;
(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)&lt;br /&gt;
Tintumon:Patticheeee…….!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
my native place is GOA..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu.&lt;br /&gt;
Tintumon : “Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla”&lt;br /&gt;
Didumol : “Enthu &lt;span class=&quot;IL_AD&quot; id=&quot;IL_AD10&quot;&gt;patti&lt;/span&gt; ?”&lt;br /&gt;
Tintumon : “Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.&lt;br /&gt;
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?&lt;br /&gt;
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……&lt;br /&gt;
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;Tintumon went to his Dad’s Friend’s &lt;span class=&quot;IL_AD&quot; id=&quot;IL_AD12&quot;&gt;home&lt;/span&gt; late night.&lt;br /&gt;
Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby’s room.&lt;br /&gt;
Tintumon &lt;span class=&quot;IL_AD&quot; id=&quot;IL_AD4&quot;&gt;refused&lt;/span&gt; because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in the drawing hall.&lt;br /&gt;
Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,&lt;br /&gt;
Tintumon : Who are you?&lt;br /&gt;
The girl replied,”I am Baby &lt;span class=&quot;IL_AD&quot; id=&quot;IL_AD3&quot;&gt;and You&lt;/span&gt;??”&lt;br /&gt;
Tintumon : I am a Stupid!!! :p&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;Teacher: Name the &lt;span class=&quot;IL_AD&quot; id=&quot;IL_AD11&quot;&gt;liquid&lt;/span&gt; which changes to solid when heated&lt;br /&gt;
Tintumon: Dosa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;To be is to do(Socrates)&lt;br /&gt;
To do is to be(Plato)&lt;br /&gt;
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)&lt;br /&gt;
Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7352761141816140977/posts/default/2684212162333719466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7352761141816140977/posts/default/2684212162333719466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tintumoncomedy.blogspot.com/2011/10/tintumon-class.html' title='Tintumon Class'/><author><name>Melgeo Tom</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09961944902876209569</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>