tiny robots cuddling with other tiny robots

snaaaaaaaaakes

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:31:29 -0400

Joe F.: .sflb?
Mike B.: It's a JPEG; who cares about filenames!
Mike B.:*shakes fist at Campfire*
Joe F.: I'm going to start naming things whatever I want
Joe F.: picture.itsapicture
Joe F.: index.pageontheinternet
Mike B.: index.snakes
Joe F.: alligator.snakes
Joe F.: get out!
Jon Y.: passwd.txt.exe.snakes
Joe F.: In Joe OS you won't be able to make files with snakes

Photo

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:32:28 -0400

Nick Q.: hey it's parked domain girl

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:31:57 -0400

Nick Q.: hey it's parked domain girl
jared c.: which reminds me were meeting up for dinner tonite
jared c.: shes giving me mixed signals though, like shes sick of wearing her backpack everywhere we go
jared c.: im going to have to end it if she refuses to wear it

Jason M.: on the third hand, you eat gigantic steaks for every meal in argentina, which im pretty sure is the secondmost compelling reason to go there

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:39:20 -0400

Jason M.: on the third hand, you eat gigantic steaks for every meal in argentina, which im pretty sure is the secondmost compelling reason to go there
Jason M.: (the most compelling, of course, being daily siestas at 2pm)
Mike B.: This place sounds magical.
jared c.: no way, they dont got room for a lot of cattle down there jason
Chad P.: thats why they have to eat lots of big steaks, jared
Chad P.: to make more room
Mike B.: Wasn't Carmen Sandiego always in Argentina?

Jon Y.: I know where the $10k is hidden I just can't get it because I'm not on IE8 :(

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:07:52 -0400

Jon Y.: I know where the $10k is hidden I just can't get it because I'm not on IE8 :(
jared c.: alright jon dont toy with me, now is there a clue somewhere in the registry?
jared c.: or is it some hidden folder cause i dont have 'show hidden files and folders' checked
Mike B.: Really I'm shocked no one has leaked the location of the $10k.
jared c.: this is as exciting as the atocha treasure found off the coast of florida
Mike B.: Approximately, yeah.
Jon Y.: Is that a pair of pants in that pile of treasures?

Dan C.: Subject: Dear Hoptoad

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:34:00 -0400

Dan C.: Subject: Dear Hoptoad
I generally hate when I have to use your service, but I love when I know that it's there.
Mike B.: That's sweet.
jared c.: it makes us sound like an insurance company
Jason M.: or prophylactics
jared c.: ill start working on my london accent for out hoptoad commericals
Chad P.: ...

jared c.: im boycotting emmet and all other jug bands

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:58:33 -0400

jared c.: im boycotting emmet and all other jug bands
Joe F.: they've been boycotting you for years

Photo

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:56:38 -0400

"If vin diesel played benjamin it would be bigger than titanic the movie"

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:27:48 -0400

“If vin diesel played benjamin it would be bigger than titanic the movie”

- Jared considers Benjamin Button production changes

Dan C.: the backtrace should fade into oblivion like the star wars intro

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:42:24 -0400

Dan C.: the backtrace should fade into oblivion like the star wars intro
Chad P.: a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away - you broke your fucking app

commit 4516d0fed26a449205d4057e2739ff7894941839 Author: Glen Quagmire...

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:57:24 -0400

commit 4516d0fed26a449205d4057e2739ff7894941839

Author: Glen Quagmire 

Date:   Wed Jun 3 11:37:49 2009 -0400



diff --git a/test/unit/profile_test.rb b/test/unit/profile_test.rb

index d19f788..a3599a8 100644

--- a/test/unit/profile_test.rb

+++ b/test/unit/profile_test.rb



 # giggity.

 should "be an 18 year old" do

   assert_equal 18, display_age_for(@profile)

 end

Photo

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:38:13 -0400

"when you combine emacs with the sounds of classic rock greats like eddie money then there is nothing..."

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:35:50 -0400

“when you combine emacs with the sounds of classic rock greats like eddie money then there is nothing that can stop you”

- Jared

"Does anybody know the terminal escape sequence for blinking text?"

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:22:00 -0400

“Does anybody know the terminal escape sequence for blinking text?”

- Mike Burns

"oh hey guys im leaving thoughtbot, i was hired on as the new marketing director at github finland or..."

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 12:46:55 -0400

“oh hey guys im leaving thoughtbot, i was hired on as the new marketing director at github finland or whatever”

- Jason reacts to github:fi

stolen codez

Fri, 29 May 2009 10:59:41 -0400

Jason M: one day, you install shoulda, paperclip, factory_girl, clearance
Jason M: the next day IT STEALS ALL YOUR CODE mwahahaha

Matt's IRB Output

Thu, 28 May 2009 11:02:09 -0400

>> Within :the_magic_universe do
?>  puts 'candy'
>> end
=> You have been awarded infinite candy

Mike and Jason analyze the SAP Ruby VM news

Tue, 26 May 2009 16:22:26 -0400

Mike B.: "SAP, the market share leader in CRM & ERP ..." - I can't read "CRM" without thinking of CRM-114 from Dr. Strangelove.
Mike B.: (I also don't know what "CRM" means.)
Jason M.: "candy R mountain"

Matt J.: I think very few people think about it as updating their status

Tue, 26 May 2009 11:50:37 -0400

Matt J.: I think very few people think about it as updating their status
Matt J.: maybe oprah does
Kevin B.: Oprah's been blacklisted for abusing the Twitter API
Nick Q.: HELLO MY TWITTERS
Kevin B.: she wrote a spambot on Friday's show in under 5 lines of code

Joe F.: we should hire a guy just for getting us guacamole

Tue, 26 May 2009 11:15:32 -0400

Joe F.: we should hire a guy just for getting us guacamole
Joe F.: anytime you want it, just shake the guacamole stick and he runs up and makes it fresh