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SYMBOL: WO 
DISCOVERER: ADAM 
ATOMIC MASS:
Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg.
OCCURRENCE:
Copious quantities in all urban areas.

Physical Properties:

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me. I just can't stop having sex!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks. "Well, twice a day I 
have sex with my...&lt;br/&gt;
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   my dreams, finally, the love of my life !" she announces to the
   surgeon, "But I need you to help me with a small problem....&lt;br/&gt;
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using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he 
finally says "OK,, just grip it like you do your...&lt;br/&gt;
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His wife said, "Where are you going ?"
He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"
"No," he said. "I'm...&lt;br/&gt;
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fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have
changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking
about the various...&lt;br/&gt;
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One friend pulls a pair of 'Nikes' out of his bag and quickly puts them on. 

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"Hey, what's up with you?", he asked. 

"Oh, its my wife," replied the man sadly. "She's...&lt;br/&gt;
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he had been found guilty of rape and murder.  The witnesses to
the execution were astonished when the prisoner's pant leg was
cut and a...&lt;br/&gt;
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love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never 
achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled...&lt;br/&gt;
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