To Those Whom This May Concern

Is it bad that i just used smirnoff as mouthwash?

2010-05-17T22:11:00.000-07:00

Well with May long weekend coming up I am currently issuing this request to anyone who reads this jumble of word shit.

Get drunk as fuck film it, take pictures hell write your escapades on a napkin from a restaurant I'll scan it and put it up here ( Ya I have a scanner hella ballin want my numba?). I want to see kids with shit written all over them. People passed out in a pile of their own vomit (or not there own if your into that...).

Any story i mean any story that is worth while for me to spend the time on I will put it on here.

Oh and creative title right............................ wrong do this and we will be bonding....... DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!

DON'T HASSLE ME IM LOCAL!!

2010-05-08T18:23:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone,

With summer just around the corner anyone who lives in this town knows with warm weather comes dumb ass people. You know what I'm talking about................ TOURISTS!!!!!!! Honestly, these people may keep this town running with all of their money but I really hate giving directions to every stupid fuck who decides its a good idea to load up the car and take his wife and two mongoloid half assed retarded kids for a vacation to..................wait for it............................................ "The highest elevation in Saskatchewan" or another favorite " An oasis in the prairies". Those titles may sound great but these people should probably look at the fucking twenty year old map they have collecting dust in their glove compartment before they ask me how to get back to the number one highway (The one they turned off of to get to this town!!), or how to get to the cypress hills because they here it is just beautiful. Or go for a small drive around to town to find the fucking liquor store for themselves! Or another favorite question of these mouth breathers is do you have a **insert fast food chain name here**, the answer is NO Jesus its a small town you cant not fill your arteries with grease for one weekend!
Just because you have a huge trailer doesn't mean you have the right of way at stop signs.Your reputation where ever your from doesn't apply here i don't give fuck who you are where you work or where your from, yes i have lived here my whole life and no it isn't "just wonderful" it isn't always summer!!

I'm tempted to make my own maps for these people that lead them to where they want to go just a way that would ruin that fancy trailer and show them that we don't want to give directions to stupid people.

If they really want to experience life here take the backroads to cypress hills I mean why not the scenery is beautiful right.....

It had to happen sooner or later.

2010-04-20T22:31:00.000-07:00

Well hello everyone i thought that i would let everyone who read this know im still alive....

Summer 2010 shall be wild and hopefully on film we plan on making a montage of all of our shenanigans so if you want to be a part of this............. do dumb shit at a party.

Here is a small preview of what is to come!

Trampoline Maadness

2010-03-10T12:43:00.000-08:00

These people are carnies to the maximum!!!!!!!!

Matuure ladies

2010-03-03T21:20:00.000-08:00

Find your soulmate

2010-02-28T12:06:00.000-08:00

Does this entice you???

CLICK

2010-02-22T12:34:00.000-08:00

My friend Erica posted this one on Facebook for all of you who aren't friends with her this is a hilarious video of an awesome news cast.

Yaaa i know what an airplane is

2010-02-21T17:15:00.000-08:00

2010-02-11T21:23:00.000-08:00

For some unknown reason to me the ice cubes in this video at 16 seconds in remind me of my grandpa's house at his old table with him having a drink that looked exactly the same on hot days, dunno...... Video is fucked otherwise though.

PS. Navbar color change ah yaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Hahahahahahaahaha

2010-02-10T19:04:00.000-08:00

SlySoft

2010-02-05T12:32:00.000-08:00

One of probably the best sites for programs ever will save you so much money its insane!

SlySoft.com

I use Clone DVD and Any DVD I love it super easy to use.

Ps.You may notice the Google ads I'm not a sell out! Fuck Off!

2010-02-03T17:44:00.000-08:00

My lunch hour consists of 1. getting out of school,2.walking home,3.eating,4.WATCHING FUCKING JERRY SPRINGER!!!

Thank you for enriching my life Jerry.

One Of The Best Sites Ever!

2010-01-14T21:56:00.000-08:00

CLICK ME

Its been AAAAAAAGGGGESSSS!!!

2010-01-09T18:21:00.000-08:00

Ha ha this cat makes this whole movie!

Dirt River Radio

2010-01-05T10:37:00.001-08:00

This band is awesome its like a combination of the Allman brothers and pure bad assery.Wish i could find an album or some place to download!!

Older crowd

2009-12-27T22:47:00.000-08:00

I discovered this song by accident and decided to share im a fan.

I want a pre runner!!!!!!!!!!

2009-12-26T16:36:00.000-08:00

I want a pre runner so bad! long travel suspension tube bumpers bed frame so bad ass her e are a few picssss:

Now that you have seen their shear bad assery im sure you agree with me.

2009-12-16T22:10:00.000-08:00

Hello all welcome back to another riveting post by yours truly.

Just finished watching the movie "Kids" again and i must say its just as funny as the first time i saw it.
Here's a bit of a run down on the film:

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In mid-90s Manhattan, the nihilistic Telly (Leo Fitzpatrick) is busy deflowering virgins. He doesn't just enjoy the sex and act of taking young girl's virginity though -- he believes that he can avoid STDs this way . After finishing with his latest conquest, Telly bums around town with his friend Casper (Justin Pierce) looking for some kind of distraction .

One of Telly's former sex partners, Jennie (Chloë Sevigny), and her friend Ruby (Rosario Dawson) receive mixed news at a public health clinic. The promiscuous Ruby is clean, but Jennie (who has only had sex once, with Telly) is HIV positive. The news devastates Jennie, who spends much of the film searching for the wandering Telly.

Telly & Casper have several adventures: buying weed in the park, shoplifting a "40" of malt liquor, beating up a man who "disses" them, and finally winding up at a teen party that night. Eventually we find that Telly has seduced a thirteen year old girl, and is busy deflowering her. Jennie (who took a strange drug earlier) arrives and passes out on a couch. A drunken Casper takes advantage of the situation to rape Jennie, perpetuating the HIV cycle. The film ends with Telly's voice-over explaining that without sex, his life has no purpose.

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I mean come on for christ sake the first scene is some kid propositioning some girl to take her v-card! What's not to love! And besides that when your with this group of kids for a day you see how fucked up they actually are i find it quite hilarious.

WATCH THIS MOVIE...............................ASAP!

What of it

2009-12-10T20:26:00.000-08:00

I find the lead singer of Die Mannequin sexy soooo fuck all you haters and they fucking rock so here is a song by them.

Howdy! Ya, i'm country as FUCK!

2009-12-09T17:39:00.000-08:00

Well helllloooo there

Thought id give an update on my life because it is soo exciting.I have been very frustrated at school lately because of all the stupid fucking construction! urrrrghghg, it's not even the fact that we have no heat or two bathrooms for every person in the school. It's the fact that there is one straight hallway for every grade i hate crowded places as it is and every time the bell rings i know that i'm going to have to walk by some stinky fucking kid that thinks he is the hottest thing since sliced bread. And on top of that they try to push people around when you know that they are little bitches and if they got confronted would cower away! And all these little girls being sooo loud and obnoxious acting like everyone cares about whatever they are talking about.

That is all for now.

PPPPPEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE

Guido Overload!

2009-12-03T19:12:00.000-08:00

OH MY FUCKING GOD MTV!
Do you sit down at a big table with pictures of stupid fucking people and be like "ahhhhh this will sell". Honestly The Hill's ok i can handle girls crying kinda funny,The City ok again girls crying, Peak season decent snowboarding and girls crying.But when you start making a sequal to a show about teenagers being pregnant and a show about fucking guido's living in a house on the jersey shore! Are you kidding me!Besides the overload of dumb people that are going to be dressing and acting like these schmucks is unbelievable and i for one have if its possible lost hope in tv again.

Oh geese two posts in one day!

2009-12-03T14:25:00.000-08:00

Shut up, I know I haven't posted in a while what of it!

There is one thing that can always just stare in disgust or absolute HORROR!!

UNI BROWS!!!!!!!!!

Like are you fucking kidding me how hard is it to get the tweezers out once a week or buy some bloody wax! Maybe if the store owner saw that caterpillar crawling across your forehead he would flow you some! Ok Ok i know what people are going to say that they can't help it but..... YES THEY CAN! Honestly don't be so lazy and do something about it!

That is all till next time.

2009-10-27T17:44:00.000-07:00

Woot Woot New board JP Walker pro model! So stoked!

For your viewing pleasure...

LINK

wooooo

Henry Rollins

2009-10-19T21:38:00.000-07:00

I Fucking love Henry Rollins and i will forever, everything he says is the truth and his music is amazing! I think the way he looks at the world is so full of truth it is amazing and he actually has a vocabulary! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Savior

2009-10-19T18:28:00.000-07:00

Really loving this new Rise Against song beaut of a song but...... the video is kinda fucked it just makes me look at it like WTF is going on!