Today In Comedy

Damn Daniel Song Will Make You Cry!

2016-02-24T06:33:00.000-08:00

In Case you have been under a rock about the Damn Daniel video, here is a song that explains all you need to know!

How "The Martian" Should Have Ended- Spoiler Alert!

2016-02-24T06:23:00.002-08:00

I love how they point out how so many other movies have used the slingshotting a ship around a planet idea!! They always nail these movies!

Dr. Phil Helps Us Understand Whats Wrong With Kanye West

2016-02-24T06:15:00.001-08:00

Nobody knows why Kanye is gone on a tweeting rampage. Is it to get himself out of debt? Is it so he can try and become half of who he has always thought he is? Dr. Phil helps us understand a little bit about KanyeTwitterGate

This Guy Tells You Everything Wrong With Monsters Inc.... He Nails It!

2016-02-24T05:59:00.002-08:00

Many things I certainly didn't think about while watching it!

Casey Affleck and Stephen Colbert Prepare to Battle on Late Night

2016-02-23T19:40:00.002-08:00

Stephen Colbert had a rare miss in his comedic genius when he interviewed Casey Affleck... Awkwardness ensued as Colbert makes a quick poke at Affleck's laxed dress. Oh the hilariousness! Don't you know who is brother is Stephen?

Kanye West Flies Home to take Care of His Baby: Takes Time From Being a Pretentious D-Bag OMG!

2013-11-12T15:33:00.002-08:00

Kanye West shocked the world today when he did something for someone other than himself. I am sure he had a slew of his cronies along to compliment his "greatness" as he flew home to take care of his child, who must also be the epic voice of a generation. Thank you Kanye for stepping down from your thrown to remember the little people, like your own child.

How I Met Your Mother Welcomes Back Bryan Cranston

2013-11-12T15:25:00.002-08:00

Bryan Cranston has certainly seen his share of sitcoms. He was a regular on Seinfeld followed by a starring role in Malcom in the Middle. Tonight How I Met Your Mother will feature Bryan Cranston as Ted's evil boss once again. Mr. Cranston has not made a habit of letting us down, and I do not expect him to do so tonight. I am setting my dvr!!
By Corey Johsnon

Justin Bieber Steals Patrol Bicycle

2013-11-11T17:02:00.001-08:00

Well the Biebs is up to it again. This time the youngster grabbed a patrol bike at The Palms Casino Resort. I am sure this is some ploy to get some street cred. Justin please try and understand that you will never have street cred ever. Just be you!

Celine Dion's Death Hoax Revealed

2013-11-11T10:36:00.000-08:00

A group of internet bandits started a hoax about Celine Dion dying last week. They used various social media sites to perpetuate the lie. Some of them claimed Celine died in a car acccident while others claimed a car accident. We assure the singer is alive and well.

Iggy Azalea's Wardrobe Malfunction at the EMA's: Shocking Uncensored Image!!

2013-11-11T10:28:00.001-08:00

Rapper Iggy Azalea is often known for her controversial lyrics and sexy music videos. As far as bad ass chicks goes, there are few that trump her. Now there will not be much about this Rapping Bad Ass left to the imagination as her dress let a little more than just her thighs out at the EMA's yesterday. I really do not see anybody complaining about this slip, but here it is for the world to see.

Jennifer Lawrence Gets a New Pixie/Emo Haircut

2013-11-07T14:28:00.001-08:00

So then this happened. How is it that one of the sexiest young actresses in Hollywood decided to sport the cut?"It grew to an awkward gross length, and I kept putting it back in a bun and I was like 'I don't want to do this,' so I just cut it off," Lawrence said. Thank you Jennifer for pulling a Brittney Spears on us. Now that you arr Hunger Games famous, your haircut belongs to us. Grow it out and keep it classy!!

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/jennifer-lawrence-dishes-details-pixie-cut-article-1.1509658#ixzz2k09KwJNM

Rebel Wilson's Super Fun Night: The Show to Watch Out For

2013-11-07T08:20:00.002-08:00

With all of the new comedy sitcoms on these days it can be difficult to decide which ones are worth your time. Well there is one in particular that I give a great big thumbs down and that Rebel Wilson's new show "Super Fun Night". Wow!! did they ever reach when they came up with this one. Take it from me and keep flipping channels until you find "Sean Saves The World". A great new show with Sean Hayes (from Will & Grace). OMG he is just as funny if not more funny in this show. He plays a single gay father trying to raise his 14 year old daughter. This show is definitely worth your time if you want a good laugh. Check it out!!

The Irony is Too Much

2013-11-07T08:16:00.000-08:00

Let's talk Modern Family

2013-10-10T19:17:00.000-07:00

By Angela Foster

In my opinion this show just keeps getting better and better.

In the latest episode the super sexy Gloria refuses to admit that she needs glasses, like most of us ladies in our forties, she believes that if she has to get older it will not require horn rims across the face-there's enough to deal with right? As Jay tries everything to try to convince her he in turn realizes that his ability to hear has began to bimenish. In the end all of this allowing them both to begin to look forward to the idea of growing old together.

Moving on. Kam and Michel plan their amazing wedding as Kam's sister comes to visit. Things get crazy when she reveals that she is dating Kam's old high school crush. Yep, you guessed it. The feud begins. Phil crushes a birds nest full of baby birds with his robotic gutter cleaner and is sure that the mama bird it planning her revenge.

Even as all of the kids are growing up it is clear to see that this show is going to be around for a long time

Web Wednesday!! Mitt Romney Style!!

2013-10-09T15:01:00.000-07:00

College Humor is up to it again with this hilarious parody of Gangnam Style. This time poking fun of former presidental candidate Mitt Romney and well all of his dirty smelly money. Keep it coming boys we love it!!

Melissa McCarthy Pump the Breaks

2013-06-08T09:14:00.002-07:00

It is not typical of this blog to hate, but Melissa McCarthy needs to pump the breaks and be a little more choosy with her roles. It is a shame that because of her weight she has to do more physical comedy. We fell in love with her television roles on Gilmore Girls and Mike & Molly. We all laughed at the comic relief she provided in The Hangover for women rip off for women Bridesmaids. However, she seems to have fallen into the sellout rut that all upcoming chubby comedians do. She is pumping out crap movies by the boatload. Identity Thief and The Heat are simply paycheck roles. If she is going to survive as a comedian she can either go the Zach Galifinakis route and do two more Bridesmaids(yuck) or try and push the envelope. Doing all these safe bubble roles is excluding her audience. Please Melissa pump the breaks.

Web Wednesdays: How To Be A Gangsta

2012-08-22T16:04:00.001-07:00

Welcome to Web Wednesday!!! This is a new feature of Today In Comedy. Now its time to learn to be a Gangsta:-)... Enjoy

Comedian John Witherspoon Twitter Death Hoax

2012-08-17T12:27:00.001-07:00

After reading about his own death on Twitter, John Witherspoon was stunned to be alive. He was enjoying a meal at the Hard Rock cafe when he tweeted "I ain't "DEAD" I'm in Ft Lauderdale at the Hard Rock Cafe Gettin dat Paper." Now we can all enjoy our favorite comedian for a few more years

Funny Sports Story: Kobe Bryant's Wife Only Wants A Winner

2012-08-17T11:42:00.003-07:00

   It turns out that funny things come from the sports world all the time. It seems Vanessa Bryant subscribes to the wisdom of Ricky Bobby("If you ain't first, your last"). All women like a winner, but she might be taking it a bit to far.
   "I certainly would not want to be married to somebody that can't win championships," Vanessa told New York magazine. "If you're sacrificing time away from my family and myself for the benefit of winning championships, then winning a championship should happen every single year."
   Maybe she should be his coach next season. Thankyou Vanessa for getting Kobe on track. What do you think?

Comedy Gone Too Far: Daniel Tosh's Rape Joke

2012-07-16T13:17:00.001-07:00

So it seems that the mighty Tosh.0 host hit the limit of his no holds barred comedy at the Laugh Factory when he made a joke to try and lighten the mood about rape. A female audience member heckled Daniel about a joke he made earlier that reffered to rape, and Tosh later replied "Wouldn’t it be funny if that girl [referring to an audience member who “heckled” him about rape jokes not being funny earlier in his set] got raped by, like, five guys right now? Like right now?”
I am sure he meant to sooth the mood, but unfortunately people are a bit touchy when it comes to rape. His greatest strength as a comedian is his ability to keep an audience guessing at what he might say next. However, sometimes that shock and awe humor can come back to nite any comedian in the behind. Daniel apologized for the joke. Lets just hope it ends there. He is a tremendous talent, and I would hate to see the comedic world stripped of one of its prime acts. Just watch it next time broseph!!

Top Seven Funny Movies of August 2012

2012-07-10T11:21:00.001-07:00

If you are wondering where your laughs will come from next month, then I encourage you to stick to this list. These are the seven funny movies hollywood has given us for the month of August. I have them arranged in order of release date.

1. The BabyMakers- August 3, 2012- “A story about a man who fails in his attempts to conceive a baby with his wife so he and his friends embark on a heist to take a sample he made years before at a sperm bank.”

2. The Campaign- August 10, 2012- “When long-term congressman Cam Brady (Will Ferrell) commits a major public gaffe before an upcoming election, a pair of ultra-wealthy CEOs plot to put up a rival candidate and gain influence over their North Carolina district. Their man: naïve Marty Huggins (Zach Galifianakis), director of the local Tourism Center. At first, Marty appears to be the unlikeliest possible choice but, with the help of his new benefactors’ support, a cutthroat campaign manager and his family’s political connections, he soon becomes a contender who gives the charismatic Cam plenty to worry about. As Election Day closes in, the two are locked in a dead heat, with insults quickly escalating to injury until all they care about is burying each other.”

3. Hope Springs- August 10, 2012- “Kay (Meryl Streep) and Arnold (Tommy Lee Jones) are a devoted couple, but decades of marriage have left Kay wanting to spice things up and reconnect with her husband. When she hears of a renowned couple’s specialist (Steve Carell) in the small town of Great Hope Springs, she attempts to persuade her skeptical husband, a steadfast man of routine, to get on a plane for a week of marriage therapy. Just convincing the stubborn Arnold to go on the retreat is hard enough – the real challenge for both of them comes as they shed their bedroom hang-ups and try to re-ignite the spark that caused them to fall for each other in the first place.”

4. Goats- August 10, 2012- “Fourteen-year-old Ellis is getting ready to leave the Southwest for a boarding school in the East. This means leaving behind his mother (Robin Wright) and the only real father he has ever known, Goat Man (Duchovny).”

5. Why Stop Now- August 17, 2012- “The unhealthy relationship between a drug-addicted mother and her college-bound son set on the day of his interview at Julliard and her planned arrival in rehab.”

6. Hit and Run- August 24, 2010- “Charlie Bronson (Dax Shepard), a former getaway driver busts out of the Witness Protection Program to drive his girlfriend (Kristen Bell) to Los Angeles so she can land her dream job. Their road trip grows awkwardly complicated, when they are chased by the feds (led by Tom Arnold), and increasingly dangerous, when Charlie’s former gang of criminals (led by Bradley Cooper) enter the fray.”

7. For A Good Time, Call… - August 12, 2012- "The reserved Lauren (Miller) and the irrepressible Katie (Graynor) are polar opposites… and past enemies. But when both come up short on the funds needed to afford their dream New York City apartment a mutual friend (Long) re-introduces them and they reluctantly agree to room together. These apartment-mates have nothing in common – until Lauren discovers that Katie is working as a phone-sex operator, and recognizes a good business opportunity. But as their business partnership takes off, their newfound friendship finds unexpected challenges that may leave them both, as they say, hanging on the telephone."

All of these plot descriptions are brought to us by movieinsider.com

The Watch : A Safe Bet For Your Buck

2012-07-10T10:34:00.002-07:00

If their is one actor of the comedy persuasion that has never let me down, it's Ben Stiller. I have been a fan of his ever since Heavyweights(If you haven't seen this one in a while, I "highly" recomend it). The Watch is bound to be another hit since it features Vince Vaughn as well. I am sure it will not let us down. "Four everyday suburban guys come together as an excuse to escape their humdrum lives one night a week. But when they accidentally discover that their town has become overrun with aliens posing as ordinary suburbanites, they have no choice but to save their neighborhood -- and the world -- from total extermination," according to movie insider. What I enjoy most about Ben Stiller's movies is the simplicity of the plot. He rarely does films that he does not have total control over, so I am sure this one will be no exception.
If their is one movie that I am sure will be worth ten bucks, it will be The Watch. The only weak link in the chain is Jonah Hill. Every actor is allowed to do a few stinkers, but The Sitter stunk so bad I have yet to remove my gas mask. I am sure being sorounded by two veterans of the funny trade will only serve to boost his performance though. Grab some popcorn and head out to see The Watch before it is too late since the film opens July 27th. Please leave some comments and let me know what you think?

Veronica Corningstone Will Rejoin The Channel 4 News Team

2012-07-05T13:56:00.000-07:00

It is official that Christina Applegate will be reprising her role as Veronica Corningstone. That puts all of Anchorman's original main cast back together for the sequel. We are awaiting more plot details, but that will be difficult because Adam Mckay and Will Ferrell are still busy writing it. The only thing that has slipped is the possibility of Ron Burgundy and Veronica Corningstone getting a divorce, but that might turn out to be bubkiss.
We promise you we are monitoring the proggression of this much awaited movie, and we will have the latest on this as it comes in. The only thing that is concrete it the movie is set to shoot February or March of 2013. Are you stoked or what? Leave a comment and let us know!!

Funny Movie Alert!!: The Babymakers

2012-07-02T10:26:00.003-07:00

If all comedy comes from pain, then The Babymakers is sure to be funny since it based on one of the most painful circumstances in life, infertility. The Babymakers is a "story about a man who fails in his attempts to conceive a baby with his wife so he and his friends embark on a heist to take a sample he made years before at a sperm bank." Jay Chandrasekhar( Super Troopers, Beerfest) directs and costars in the film which is set to release August 3, 2012. Paul Scheider (Water for Elephants) and Olivia Munn (The Daily Show) are set to be the couple who is having trouble conceiving. This film has all of the makings of a hilarious chick flick that turns out to actually be funny. Let me know what you think?

Today In Comedy Hilarious Videos: Corey Sings His Love For Zac Efron

2012-06-26T14:16:00.002-07:00

Let me know what you think? I am sure you won't understand how much this guy loves Zac Efron until you see this!!