Today In Idabel Oklahoma

Where are you?

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 02:47:00 +0000

We haven't posted in over a year

We've been linked 34 times this week

We have 2263 emails (which most of it's porn, but it's the thought that counts)

We'd just like to say..

TOOK YA'LL LONG ENOUGH!

made in china by mexicans

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 16:12:00 +0000

http://projects.flowingdata.com/walmart/

Just about everything you find inside Wal-Mart is either made in China or Mexico.
BUT, how many Wal-Mart stores are actually in China and Mexico?

BLOG!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:50:00 +0000

Someone left us this message - BLOG!!!!
We're sorry, but we've had some major life changes going on.

The Redneck, which is me, got married!--still waiting on those wedding gifts from some of you.

The Black Woman, moved away!---to a place very few black women move away to..MONTANA!

The Belle, got an important political job!---it's very hush hush...we just think she's working for the Democrats now and just don't want her Republican friends to know it.

and The Native :( our Native been sick.

Hopefully, things are slowing down and we'll try to BLOG!!! more often.

We be a big fan of Terry Border and his Bent Object!

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:50:00 +0000

.....we mean BentObjects! we be a big fan of his BentObjects! :)

It is 09/09/09/09/09/09

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 02:09:00 +0000

Keyword Analysis is a Naked Whore!

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:31:00 +0000

You know how we love checkin' our Keyword Analysis.

Usually it's just keywords like,, drug bust in Idabel, murder in Idabel, where can you buy good pot in McCurtain County, "SE Oklahoma Jeff Keith Buttered Biscuit Butt". .... you know, just normal keywords people use when searching.
Anyway,, we went and checked today, and it looks like all the drugs, murder, and buttered biscuit butts have been replaced by.....
SOME NAKED WHORES IN OKLAHOMA!

WE KNOW! Who would have thought that would lead you here.
But we got to thinking.. "Some Naked Whores in Oklahoma" is so much better than "Everytime I shat I get hemmoroids".

FACEBOOK

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 13:33:00 +0000

We're sorry
We've been meaning to post
REALLY WE HAVE!

Here's what happen
WE FOUND FACEBOOK!

And, well,,,we seem to be there all the time now.
ALL THE TIME!

Some of you (and you know who you are) have already found us there.
Well, not all of us together.
Some of you..and you know who you are..have found one or two of us there.

So, sorry we haven't been here.
We'll try to do better.
But we can't guarantee anything,,,cause we all have farms to tend to.

Oh, and if you can find all four of us,,,you can be our neighbor!

Oh Fart, It's Tiger!

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:42:00 +0000

Tiger Farts!!!

Please raise your hand if you've never farted!

So, why is there such a big blow up on this story?

Another Reason We Don't Need Men!

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 23:17:00 +0000

Why would a man invent this?

High Tech Odor Free Undies

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 23:03:00 +0000

My son is so going to get a pair of these!

Shape me! Shape me like you've never shaped me before!

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:00:00 +0000

I've been trying to exercise in an effort to lose weight and get in shape for a big upcoming event. I said trying, not actually doing. I realized I needed to do something drastic when I looked at the calendar and the date was just around the corner.

Yesterday, I ran across this.

This sounded fantastic to me! This could make me look thinner and at the same time smooth out all my lines and bulges. This could darn well be the miracle I've been looking for!

I bought it.

I pulled.

I squished.

I grunted...out loud!

I said bad words!

I then screamed for God and ask him to take me now!

I KNOW!! It's like having sex with the husband,,only I didn't get to just lay there.

I now know why this thing makes you look slimmer.

You lose 10 pounds from just putting the damn thing on!!

It is now 56789

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:06:00 +0000

at 05:06 07/08/09

It's been a boring day!

It is now 456789

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:05:00 +0000

04:05:06 at 7/8/09

It is now 123456789

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:34:00 +0000

at 12:34:56 on 7/8/09

Palin for President!..or not!

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:48:00 +0000

"And though it's honorable for countless others to leave their positions for a higher calling and without finishing a term, of course we know by now, for some reason a different standard applies for the decisions I make."

Can someone remind me exactly who it was that didn't finish a term and then ran for President?

Love means never having to say "My Bad".

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:51:00 +0000

"My bad",,,,What happened to just saying "I'm sorry"?

Seriously people, when is it going to end? Was this phrase not popular 14 years ago when the movie "Clueless" came out? It made no sense then, it makes no sense now, and it made no sense when I had to memorize the damn thing in high school.

SONNET 112 CXII
1. Your love and pity doth the impression fill,
2. Which vulgar scandal stamped upon my brow;
3. For what care I who calls me well or ill,
4. So you o'er-green my bad, my good allow?
5. You are my all-the-world, and I must strive
6. To know my shames and praises from your tongue;
7. None else to me, nor I to none alive,
8. That my steeled sense or changes right or wrong.
9. In so profound abysm I throw all care
10. Of others' voices, that my adder's sense
11. To critic and to flatterer stopped are.
12. Mark how with my neglect I do dispense:
13. You are so strongly in my purpose bred,
14. That all the world besides methinks y'are dead.

Princess Protection Program Count

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:57:00 +0000

It's 86! 86 times the word princess is said!
86! I'm posting this in hopes of saving some
other mothers sanity!!

SC Governor Sanford admits affair!

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:58:00 +0000

As a congressman, Sanford voted in favor of three of four articles of impeachment against President Bill Clinton, citing the need for "moral legitimacy."

Dear Governor Sanford,
Let this be a lesson - People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Never Throw Stones!

Gotta Love Alex Sandwell Kliszynski

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:58:00 +0000

The Art of Alex Sandwell Kliszynski

Look!! Boobs!!

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:27:00 +0000

You Think PETA Knows About This?

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:50:00 +0000

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

A Regular Guy Growing Up with Autism

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:52:00 +0000

Four Barbie Thumbs Up! Loved It!

I Dreamed I Got A Tattoo!

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:22:00 +0000

You DON''T fall asleep during a tattoo!

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

You might pass out during a tattoo---but you don't fall asleep!

We're Award Whores!

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:18:00 +0000

We're not begging for votes.

We're not going to these other blogs and doing the "Vote for me and I'll vote for you" thing.

And we're not promising weed.

We're just too darn lazy to do those things.

We figured it'd be easier just to buy your votes.

Anyone that votes for us will get their name put in the hat for $100. (yogi gets his name in twice cause he nominated us, thanks yogi!)

We'll draw the name soon as the Blogger's Choice Awards are over.

"Buying it is so much easier than begging for it."... Anonymous Husband

Chex Gluten Free Yipee!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Idabel Oklahoma) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:48:00 +0000

Have you tried it yet? We have!
Gluten free recipes at Chex.com
We've been trying these out with our
gluten free kids and we have to say
DELICIOUS!

Thanks Chex!!!!