Tolik and Lyelik: live in Russia

Cactus

2008-05-16T22:38:00.000-07:00

Because of bad behaviour Tolik has been caused to the Cracker behind explanations of circumstances. But that he has seen its thinking … those has struck such cactus Tolik did not see never in the life. The decision to return with Lyelik in the evening was accepted for that what to photograph this miracle. It was very dangerous, in fact if the Cracker would notice it Tolik's and Lyelik's already did not study on open spaces of Russia...

The spectral analyzer

2008-05-07T22:07:00.000-07:00

The unique spectral analyzer of all Soviet union has been stolen from college by unknown terrorists and taken out in a unknown direction.

Radio receiver

2008-05-07T21:54:00.000-07:00

Walking on shops of the advanced radio-electronic industry of Russia, Lyelik has found for itself a gift next day birthes! It is a fantastic radio receiver with modern design and good functions.

Bomber

2008-04-28T19:05:00.001-07:00

And it in general the automobile of unknown mark for Tolik's and Lyelik's. One is clearly … if to it to attach wings it the quite good bomber would be. His forms of 20 years simply shake, and the door open behind speaks about a plenty of fighting starts

Samovar and all all all

2008-04-28T18:59:00.000-07:00

Tolik certainly understands that the top of a samovar with the advent of an electric kettle has lost the urgency but as there is he incorrectly thinks... Some national skilful adapt them as the muffler! Look at this miracle after the Soviet industry you can in a photo

Typical Russian machines on Russian roads)

2008-04-28T18:47:00.000-07:00

Going on prospectuses and streets of Russia, you can not though for yourself to see unique exhibits of a history. So will feel in a museum and will be transferred in time on tens years ago)

New Tolik's HDD

2008-04-06T05:07:00.000-07:00

Tolik has bought in shop updating for the computer! It over modern and capacious hdd for his computer! In volume 2 kilobytes! The Soviet industry on the present lights!

New stop

2008-04-06T04:40:00.000-07:00

The Russian builders have built on the present an interesting stop by way of architecture for the bus... Really simply and with taste.

Dummy – 1

2008-03-29T13:20:00.000-07:00

You only look at this severe the man... the sight it even has suppressed intelligence Tolik's and Lyelik's.

The house of thousand pipes!

2008-03-27T11:37:00.000-07:00

It in general a tremendous building... Russia simply surprising country! What for in this house it is so much pipes for Tolik's and Lyelik's remained a riddle...

No comment's

2008-03-27T11:20:00.000-07:00

Our heroes have not found an explanation to this artful architectural construction...

System of balancing of wires

2008-03-23T01:34:00.000-07:00

If not this courageous invention of the Russian electricians Tolik and Lyelik very much frequently that would sit without light and could not update the blog. As in Russia this often phenomenon that wires close winds among themselves, and leave legislative inhabitants, such as Tolik and Lyelik without light. This log which has hung on a wire does not give it to be loosened, all ingenious is simple!
Moreover its form reminds a dog, you only look narrowly:

Machines on delivery of a pizza

2008-03-23T01:28:00.000-07:00

As though it has not surprised you, but in a photo you can observe the motor-vehicle pool of a local pizzeria consisting of two capacious automobiles! In this pizzeria a pizza our heroes Tolik and Lyelik on a regular basis order.

The signal system

2008-03-22T17:44:00.000-07:00

Today Tolik and Lyelik walking on streets of native city have found surprising system of the signal system super popular machine Renault Logan.

Poshlyatkin

2008-03-19T07:57:00.000-07:00

Poshlyatkin Dermitriy it is the unique teacher... He the drunkard and the alcoholic... he reads a rate of a history on which we frequently watch TV...
All is good but on the TV show unique things.
Without comments... We look at a picture:

about our teachers...

2008-03-19T07:29:00.000-07:00

There are really dangerous 3 teachers for Tolik and Lyelik. It is the Cracker, Gera, Magadan. The cracker very abrupt guy, he holds all college. By the way some words about our director, he very serious but dangers from him any, as he the unreal idiot. Call him McKviker, that he makes it is not known and is not clear for anybody, but however hold a post of director. Also on boundless open spaces of our college there is base "Keyptown 32" where the Cracker and his team sits. His team represents Pirogova Marina and Truhanov Boris, they work on him all day and night...
Gera served in Rocket armies of strategic purpose, therefore very severe the man, but we shall tell about him later...
Comrade Magadan closes an abrupt chain, he the military pilot - a bomber, at his lessons stands a military atmosphere, it is enough to look at his mobile phone which he uses each lesson for connection with Gera. a photo a photo of his phone (Magaphone):

On March, 18, 2008

2008-03-18T06:56:00.000-07:00

Tolik and Lyelik enviously looking in interiors of abrupt Russian machines have decided to improve interior of the electromobile of the unknown manufacturer. A good covering of seats racer, a sports rudder chester, and other blessings of street tuning! A photo of interior of electromobile Tolik's and Lyelik's.

On March, 17, 2008

2008-03-17T02:53:00.000-07:00

Our days... Tolik has bought phone " AGATE ", now and he in 2008 as well as all advanced modern people always on communication! Due to three lines it is black the white text phone AGATE it is very popular in Ukraine, games “ the Wolf and an egg ”, popular in the USSR are supported! It has modest dimensions, about 27 centimeters at length, and at width about 10 centimeters! Phone works without additional charge 2-3 hours, in general Tolik is pleased!

On September, 5, 2005

2008-03-17T01:47:00.000-07:00

From September, 3 till September, 3, 2007 anything is especial in a life of the Russian idiots did not occur...
Day by day they went to college, “ learned lessons ”, listened to music, transferred each other images of naked women, in general of anything interesting...
These two years Tolik and Lyelik collected money for the machine … .but with this budget did not suffice on the normal machine but as the machine a thing necessary, Tolik and Lyelik a way out … .in old court yard we at once have found have bought a pedal electromobile for the huge sum 10 $. Photos of this machine:

On September, 3, 2005 12.00 am

2008-03-13T08:23:00.000-07:00

Employment have ended, but they have ended only for Lyelik and Tolik and they instead of everyone has gone to himself home were amicably filled up to Tolik, Tolik has surprised Lyelik's with that that on a computer there was not clear box, it was the self-made musical amplifier with huge Soviet columns of which so dreamed Lyelik, and Lyelik has understood that his musical tastes coincide, and they have become friends even more as he has understood that him "250Wt" columns genius, in size with a liter pack of juice a little bit I do not hold out up to 90вт soviet columns....

On September, 3, 2005 8.00 am

2008-03-13T02:46:00.000-07:00

Lesson of physics...

Tolik has occupied a back of a cabinet of physics, and waited for the beginning of a lesson... After 5 minutes after a bell, Lyelik has run in in a class and from empty seats there was only Tolik’s shadow... It was not natural a choice at it... he has sat down to Tolik.... The teacher explained a principle of superposition, but for Tolik and Lyelik an explanation of the teacher were up to a bulb, they have been occupied with that transferred on modern, only reached up to Russia technologies of infra-red port (basically and stayed popular to this day) the image of the naked woman. And there was an acquaintance of two surprising people...

On September, 1, 2005

2008-03-13T02:43:00.000-07:00

In one of the Rostov colleges there was such group, it is not important as it refers to, the main thing that it was and is... This college was finished with great people: famous writers, and as many little-known people. Therefore in this college has wanted to go I... And the friend has gone to it because machines at him are not present, and in general at him anything is not present... And to go on foot where that to other place it was far... In this group they all over again did not know each other, but this ignorance was prolonged 2 days....

Tolik and Lyelik......bEgin!

2008-03-13T02:42:00.000-07:00

Once in far - far Russia lived there were two idiots whom as all other people went to a kindergarten, school, a radiocircle, animated cartoons when there was nobody an at home and not only animated cartoons, and looked that it is more interesting... Till September, 1, 2005, same as well as in America they did not know each other, and would not know better... As separately as is known people quiet silent but when they gather occur strange things, for example: only Russian boy Vasja can untwist a tea package about the axis on kitchen and fill all house is expected, only the Armenian boy going for a drive on a bicycle strongly presses a forward brake when he was already well dispersed... But business not in it, put in two idiots who have got acquainted on September, 1, 2005...
Now we shall tell the brief introduction... By the way call them Tolik and Lyelik.