tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9785335893747815312024-02-19T14:53:19.003+00:00Toma que já levaste!Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-63505529776121642782010-01-12T13:05:00.001+00:002010-01-12T13:05:48.871+00:00As melhores quedas de 2009<embed src="http://rd3.videos.sapo.pt/play?file=http://rd3.videos.sapo.pt/3GbBncARRR5jnjs2114J/mov/1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" width="400" height="350"></embed>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-8112568265511918652009-12-30T19:19:00.001+00:002009-12-30T19:25:09.062+00:00Considerando a considerar vai o ministro a voar!A culpa não é dele é do jornalista!<br />Apareceu na página principal do sapo.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlocMwtelnUKo31l7-wK53A440Ogj_ELni7daF-kXxwErmCbFgJI2zaqzcy3P10hjXN_fVVTsCQSpss3JHbmVEmNjR7v762VTjSEto_v9bCptceZHe0amItB-mWhfAv5iIUhE5ap0t7aE/s1600-h/considerando.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 364px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlocMwtelnUKo31l7-wK53A440Ogj_ELni7daF-kXxwErmCbFgJI2zaqzcy3P10hjXN_fVVTsCQSpss3JHbmVEmNjR7v762VTjSEto_v9bCptceZHe0amItB-mWhfAv5iIUhE5ap0t7aE/s400/considerando.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421112390841690562" /></a>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-6384209298834609222009-08-28T15:07:00.002+01:002009-08-28T15:08:11.419+01:00Os camionistas são os maiores<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/iWPNG0jqu1g/2.jpg" align="left" />Os verdadeiros Profissionais da estrada.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iWPNG0jqu1g&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iWPNG0jqu1g&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-23729027147310935862009-08-27T17:00:00.003+01:002009-08-27T17:00:01.340+01:00As 3 palavras mágicas<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/bRgZmmrZvdI/2.jpg" align="left">Conhecem o anúncio do Twix? Aquele em que 3 jovens só conseguem diz, caramelo, biscoito, chocolate. Esta versão é um pouco diferente, mas muito mais divertida!<br /><br />Atenção que o video contém linguagem...explicita. Por isso se tiverem no trabalho aconselho a baixarem o volume.<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bRgZmmrZvdI&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bRgZmmrZvdI&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-27263613960932187502009-08-27T09:00:00.001+01:002009-08-27T09:00:02.007+01:00Como é que C... do cão Escapa?!<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/6OZiB00paL8/2.jpg" align="left">Ou os animais andam cada vez mais espertos ou os seres humanos cada vez mais estúpidos.<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6OZiB00paL8&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6OZiB00paL8&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-32020302158002454812009-08-26T16:37:00.000+01:002009-08-26T16:38:56.538+01:00Matrix à Indiana (Bollywood)<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/IttgvQ7mNkc/2.jpg" align="left">Afinal o Neo tem um primo vivo em Bombain...<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IttgvQ7mNkc&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IttgvQ7mNkc&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-47033173154903358412009-08-26T16:26:00.000+01:002009-08-26T16:33:57.023+01:00Paulo Portas v.s. Eng. Socrates<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/uxkr4wS7XqY/2.jpg" align="left"><br />E se Paulo Portas e o nosso Socras andassem à porrada que nem uns meninos? Decidimos construir um programa de computador para recriar o acontecimento. Depois de introduzir todas as variáveis e constantes no computador, este calculou o que aconteceria na realidade. O resultado é o melhor video de artes marciais de todos os tempos. De salientar que o computador verificou que o Socras não conseguia vencer sozinho o adversário e por isso teve de introduzir um ajuda suplementar: Maria de Lurdes Reis Rodrigues.<br /><br />Adivinhem lá quem é o Socras e quem é o Portas!<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uxkr4wS7XqY&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uxkr4wS7XqY&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-42062433651624999722009-08-26T16:18:00.000+01:002009-08-26T16:24:46.791+01:00Passatempo 'Porrada'<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/LBnflnDArlk/2.jpg" align="left">Estamos a lançar uma nova série de videos TomaQueJáLevaste! para eleger a pior cena de porrada de todos os tempos na televisão e/ou cinema.<br /><br />Primeiro candidato: Star Trek série Original.<br /><br />Se alguma vez a Manuela Ferreira Leite e o Jerónimo Martins andarem à porrada vai ser mais ou menos assim...<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LBnflnDArlk&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LBnflnDArlk&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-40550007283244899642009-08-26T16:09:00.001+01:002009-08-26T16:11:01.917+01:00Jacuzzi assim NÃO!<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/YBNpMYzv8Qk/2.jpg" align="left">Existem coisas sagradas nesta vida para todos os homens! Esta é uma delas...<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YBNpMYzv8Qk&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YBNpMYzv8Qk&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-86589955828206793212009-08-26T16:06:00.000+01:002009-08-26T16:07:50.522+01:00Acidente QUASE fatal<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/NFSAzOprvXs/2.jpg" align="left">Ele há dias em que um homem não deve sair de casa!<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NFSAzOprvXs&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NFSAzOprvXs&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-36761126564335954192009-08-21T17:39:00.000+01:002009-08-21T17:42:01.466+01:00Cadeirinha para as avós a jacto<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/ClIArn73R80/2.jpg" align="left"><br />Uma cadeirinha para idosos a jacto com direito a after burner e a uma espeta no fim! Acho que vou comprar uma para a minha sogra...sem travões.<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ClIArn73R80&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ClIArn73R80&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-70337045579918037852009-08-21T17:36:00.001+01:002009-08-21T17:37:00.390+01:00Espetas de Bicla...<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/kdVFfg4sLII/2.jpg" align="left"><br />Quem não as teve quando estava a aprender a andar...<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kdVFfg4sLII&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kdVFfg4sLII&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-10335996774878395462009-08-21T17:02:00.000+01:002009-08-21T17:04:38.184+01:00Axis Of Awesome 4 Acordes<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/QpB_40hYjXU/2.jpg" align="left"><br />Será possível tocar todos os grandes sucessos POP com apenas 4 acordes? E se forem sempre os mesmos acordes?<br /><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QpB_40hYjXU&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QpB_40hYjXU&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-6383765045630819982009-08-21T16:49:00.000+01:002009-08-21T16:51:48.530+01:00Impossível!!!<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/OtdOi80IkPw/2.jpg" align="left"><br />Como é que o helicóptero consegue voar? Alguem que saiba por favor deixe um comentário! <br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OtdOi80IkPw&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OtdOi80IkPw&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-58785456738918788462009-08-21T16:44:00.001+01:002009-08-21T16:51:13.555+01:00Apanhados que envolvem água 2<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/SA651Lik3c0/2.jpg" align="left"><br />Quando as pessoas estão ao pé da água coisas estúpidas tendem a acontecer...<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SA651Lik3c0&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SA651Lik3c0&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-41347875347471021892009-08-21T16:35:00.000+01:002009-08-21T16:52:11.228+01:00Apanhados que envolvem água<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/JOaL8_ztmpM/2.jpg" align="left"><br />Quando as pessoas estão ao pé da água coisas estúpidas tendem a acontecer...<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JOaL8_ztmpM&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JOaL8_ztmpM&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-13573416614668118012009-08-21T16:25:00.000+01:002009-08-21T16:52:20.975+01:00Darth Vader Armado em parvo<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/7YwLQSTo_ow/2.jpg" align="left"><br />Tudos sabiamos que o Darth Vader tinha mau feitio. Mas afinal o senhor é mesmo mauzinho. Mesmo, mesmo, mesmo mauzinho!<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7YwLQSTo_ow&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7YwLQSTo_ow&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-50316560305075754702009-08-21T16:06:00.001+01:002009-08-21T16:52:33.358+01:00Polícia Dispara contra ladrão 6 vezes e falha...<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/ebwvIqXLm0E/2.jpg" align="left" /><br />Não comecem a treinar na carreira de tiro todos os meses que não é preciso!!!<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ebwvIqXLm0E&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ebwvIqXLm0E&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-90483513636075768682009-08-21T15:55:00.000+01:002009-08-21T16:52:39.922+01:00Incidente no jogo entre Dinamo Bucareste e Slovan Liberec<img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/zQ35hgEqwNA/2.jpg" align="left" /><br />Sem comentário...<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zQ35hgEqwNA&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zQ35hgEqwNA&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-978533589374781531.post-53364538342146138882009-08-20T16:38:00.000+01:002009-08-21T16:39:22.802+01:00Quem SomosO blog Toma lá disto quer trazer até si uma selecção com os melhores videos divertidos e insólitos disponíveis na internet!Mestre Grátishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16894907126673274351noreply@blogger.com0