Tommy Ousslander

No Fags in Jack City

2012-02-07T06:50:00.000-08:00

The following video is quite disgusting. A gay man coming out of a store is brutally attacked by a bunch of subhumans. The subhumans of course recorded it. You know to watch and laugh about later on or maybe for their next rap video. It's obvious they know their victim, for they laid in wait for him to emerge from the store. What is truly vomit inducing? Is that the victims "friend" stood by and watched him get beat. Fear does that to people, I guess.

Police are asking anyone with information about the incident shown in the video to call Zone 3 police officers at 404-624-0674 or to call anonymously to Crime Stoppers Atlanta at 404-577-8477 Federal authorities joined Atlanta police Monday in investigating video footage posted online of an apparent gang-related beating in southwest Atlanta.

Pink Pistols might have it right

He's not gay he just likes D**K!

2012-02-06T06:46:00.000-08:00

The Daniel Tosh porn parody is here.. So, instead of Tosh.0 we got Tosh.Hole. The parody and the tv show seem to share the same production budget.

Eh, I still prefer the original.

I will survive and look fabulous

2012-02-01T08:57:00.000-08:00

A new season of cattiness, big girl splits and lypsynching for your LIFE is upon us. Yes boys and girls, Rupaul's Drag Race Season 4 is here. Saving us from the tedium that has enveloped us since we last viewed these queens

And the winner of the very first challenge, Survivng the Rupocalypse is Sharon Needles. Miss Thang had the best zombie mad max couture.

Which brings us to another Contestant, Phi Phi O'Hara, who seems to have a stank attitude. However this trick screeches "Go back to party city where you belong" at our beloved Sharon.

In dishonour of this , we have decided to try and cash in with a Limited edition T. Only one hundred will be made and sold. A freaking collectors item.

Get em while you can!!!

Russel Brand's brother?

2012-01-26T08:00:00.000-08:00

I had one of the best laughs of my life last night while watching American Idol, courtesy of Magic Cyclops. Whoever he is, is damn sharp and quick with the comebacks. My favourite parts are James Buffet and having an English accent from watching PBS in Iowa.

Laughing so hard I'm crying.

to the shire

2012-01-24T07:04:00.000-08:00

Simon Dale leading us home to the shire. Thank the gods, cause I'm sick of Mordor.

Day one

2012-01-17T10:33:00.000-08:00

Today is supposed to be the beginning of something new. A healthier lifestyle. I know at first those words made me numb but then one must do what one must do. So I had my egg white omelet with onion and tomato and a cup of strawberries. Not so bad, eh. And just where am i getting this plan to follow, why from the p90x nutrition guide. Yes, someone besides myself thought I was too fat for my own good and apparently theirs since it bothered them to look at me. so i am am the proud owner of the p90x exercise program by Tony Horton.

Well being the first day, the warm up routine had me gasping. Maybe they gifted me thinking it was going to kill me. Note to self rethink friendships. Anywho here's hoping i get back into the shape I was when I helped Leonidas and the boys hold off those damn Persians.

buddy can ya spare a dime

2012-01-12T12:08:00.000-08:00

You know it's gotten tough when you're argue about whether you can afford a couple of sandwiches

Tebowed

2012-01-10T06:37:00.000-08:00

How dare you a publicly flaunt your religion? How dare you even believe in something spiritual or religious? Why you ought to be burned at the stake? Why, we're going to come at you with every disparaging remark and insult that can come to mind? You should only practice you're religion or beliefs in a darkened corner of your basement from sight!!

Change a few words and it could be religious fanatics talking about gays and lesbians.But no it's the sentiments expressed by the majority of the gay blogosphere against Tim Tebow. Yes he made a commercial with his mom for the some religious group with anti-gay views. The commercial itself had nothing to with gays but was all about abortion. AS any ever read or heard an anti-gay statement come from his mouth. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

It is complete hypocrisy to going around crying about how gays are bullied and mocked and so forth and then turn around and do it to someone else. Attacking not just his beliefs but his playing ability , his family,his looks and so on and so on.Of course this is human nature but they will never admit to it. Such people will contort themselves into pretzels justifying their bullshit. I myself can very hypocritical at times but at least I recognize it.

Most of this stems from simple things like envy and simple bigotry. Envy of his good looks and success and the fact you cannot have him. Bigotry for the simple fact of hating on someone for holding different beliefs.

I rarely watch football and do not go to church. Me and the gods have our own thing going on. However, I will lustfully appreciate nature's creation.

wish you all the luck

2012-01-09T08:01:00.000-08:00

Now we all the the rich are different than you and I. Or is it me? English being my third language and all. To prove this point we go to Lenox Hill Hospital and the New York City where Jay-z and Beyonce had their baby girl. Mazel Tov!!!

Now what makes the difference is that the hospital rented out an entire floor, for $1.3 million, so the couple could have some privacy but also that Lenox Hill also refurbished it for the celebrity couple. Meanwhile a regular couple are lucky if the room gets dusted. Fine and and dandy but then it turns much more heinous like having employees handing over any cameras and cell phones, security barring locking down hallways to "accommodate their visitors" and barring other parents from the from visiting their kids in the NICU.

But what do you expect when we elevate people to such heights not for curing disease or some great humanitarian efforts but for getting us to shake our asses to some beats and mostly not original ones.

Ron Paul's Santorum Takedown

2012-01-07T07:18:00.001-08:00

Marbles vs McGovern

2011-12-30T11:47:00.000-08:00

We shall end the year on an the up beat. I present two songs that regale the love, want, need, of male genitalia. Something very near and dear to my heart. Not that I would ever do something as vulgar as engage in such activities with said disco sticks. Shudder the thought!!
IN one corner we have , Jenna Marbles with Bounce that Dick and in the other corner there is Johnny McGovern with Dickmatized.

johnny got the hotter guys but jenna has that adorable singer. oh decisions

So bounce for me..

Love isn't easy

2011-12-22T08:52:00.000-08:00

So says Finnish reality TV star Sauli Koskinen, about his drunken brawl with boyfriend Adam Lambert on a Helsinki street. Apparently Lambert and his pint sized bf got into in a bar called Don't Tell Mamma which spilled out into the streets. Don't you just hate when your boyfriend will not share his guyliner and then you have to lay the smackdown on him.

The couple was arrested and sent to different police stations. Probably screaming for their love and devotion to each other. How ever not before friend ex-Miss Helsinki Sofia Ruusila tried to break them up and got punched by lambert for her efforts. Remember Sofia, no good deed goes unpunished.

He does have great taste

2011-12-20T12:30:00.000-08:00

Uber -gay and superstar designer Marc Jacobs sure does have a thing for hustlers and pornstars. The latest edition to this roundup is porn star Harry Louis, plus his Brazilian and we all know MJ enjoys that country's bounty. Don't they look good in the above pic, like a nephew and his favourite uncle.

Now the picture below his Harry's Brazilian porn star boyfriend Fernando Kairon. You can see more , much more of him here. Just don't get to close to the screen, you might poke your eye out.

Just adorable looking. So sweet I think I might vomit. Ahh not really. I guess Uncle Marc didn't know they offer a special doubles rate. Like BOGO at payless.

One more shot for the road of Harry Louis in action with Dean Monroe and the troutmouth of porn Michael Lucas.

Just another day on the factory floor.

A great loss

2011-12-16T07:36:00.000-08:00

The world lost one of the few modern intellectuals. Writer, Christopher Hitchens died from his ongoing battle with cancer. I had just started to read Hitch-22, his autobiography. I have always found him very funny and well spoken in his tv appearances. So much so that i developed a slight crush on the man. Intelligence is a super aphrodisiac and throw an English accent on top of that., baby I'm yours.

Vanity Fair has their say: “Cancer victimhood contains a permanent temptation to be self-centered and even solipsistic,” Hitchens wrote nearly a year ago in Vanity Fair, but his own final labors were anything but: in the last 12 months, he produced for this magazine a piece on U.S.-Pakistani relations in the wake of Osama bin Laden’s death, a portrait of Joan Didion, an essay on the Private Eyeretrospective at the Victoria and Albert Museum, a prediction about the future of democracy in Egypt, a meditation on the legacy of progressivism in Wisconsin, and a series of frank, graceful, and exquisitely written essays in which he chronicled the physical and spiritual effects of his disease. At the end, Hitchens was more engaged, relentless, hilarious, observant, and intelligent than just about everyone else—just as he had been for the last four decades.

Bring out my girls

2011-12-13T07:18:00.000-08:00

Tags: Gay Video & Lesbian Movies, Logo: Fierce TV

I will be watching and throwing shade.Why because I'm big and block out the sun

2011-12-13T07:08:00.000-08:00

I used to be able to remember time and dates and details. It's the details I miss so much, like what someone was wearing on a particular day or what they said and the way they said it. The biggest thing I have forgotten is who I am.

Start the printing presses

2011-11-30T11:14:00.000-08:00

Looks like the Germans have come to their sense and decided not to bail out those member of the E.U. who cannot pay their bills but thank the gods for good ol' Uncle Sam. The U.S. government has decided to flood Europe with cheap dollars which will devalue your dollar even more than it has been.

What's that knock knock knocking on the door? Why it's our old friend inflation. Let me tell you, she's a bitch!

Take it away Chris Martenson,

Shut and Take it faggot!

2011-11-26T06:53:00.000-08:00

At least that is what rapper/ex-con and current probationer T.I. thinks and probably heard in the prison showers. In the new issue of Vibe magazine, the jailbird laments that, you cannot call someone a faggot or other similarly vulgar names without getting in trouble.

"‘C’mon man, I think gay people are too sensitive. If you can take a dick, you can take a joke." says T.I. Some of us cannot take a joke but there is a line that you don't cross. he should think of anti-gay remarks in the same matter as racist remarks. But to expect this douchebag to understand this just because h'es black or high yellow is a big mistake. Just because one or one's people experienced discrimination first hand doesn't make them more empathic.

In his thinkning it's ok to make fun of his wife's busted face and and being a drug addict. Poor taste but acceptable., right T.I.?

You really need that $2 toaster?

2011-11-25T09:08:00.000-08:00

Black Friday, =forget that nonsense. I will not be leaving the house unless it's for some necessities. I've come a long way from from the materialistic little grubber I used to be. Everything had to be a name brand. Meanwhile we were living in the cess pool that was south Yonkers. Thank the gods those days are long behind me. All this is just push to get you to buy shit you don't need and really don't want, in order to get you deeper in debt.

And the people that will shell out big bucks for a pair of bad designer jeans will scoff at paying a little extra for organic or healthier food.

You really want to deal with scenes like this

Where in the world is Jon Corzine?

2011-11-24T05:59:00.000-08:00

The former head of MF Global is in hiding after looting his company and clients of 1.2 billion dollars. The Feds don't know because then they would have to pretend to investigate and threaten charges against their number one economic guy., but that ain't going to happen.

Vice President Biden talks about how Corzine, looter of hundreds of millions, was their top economic adviser.

no homo, no thank you

2011-11-22T10:30:00.000-08:00

No Homo, an expression I have come to loathe. Used by ignorant straight people who are paranoid that something they said or did might look gay in their eyes and eyes of their fellow ignoramuses. It started with Hippity hop then spread to the wider culture just like the moronic practice of wearing your pants around your thighs with your ass out.

We all owe Camron thanks for starting this bullshit. I know you're thinkning who the hell is Camron. That my friends is what history will be saying.

It gets betterish

2011-11-19T06:24:00.000-08:00

unless you are a gay republican or conservative because it's ok to belittle and call them names. you are a sodomite and should only think one way. Now get to bootstepping

head for the catskills

2011-11-16T10:14:00.000-08:00

Hope ya'll have been watching The Waltons for lesson on how it's soon going to be again. If it smells like a depression and walks like a depression , it's most likely a duck. We have Bolsheviks rioting in the occupying space and rioting in the streets, world markets are crashing, desert wars, can food shortages be far behind? Could this be the end of everything? No but it could mean and end to certain ways of life then something else will rise in it's place.

Just because everything is going down the shitter doesn't mean there isn't opportunities. It is just a matter of spotting them and exploiting them. Are you, am I smart enough too?

Did I forget to mention the possible coming of the zombie apocalypse

Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

2011-11-08T16:49:00.000-08:00

I didn't know that when the little kid from jerry maguire first asked it. Remember cute little jonathan lipnicki with the big head and pudgy cheeks that playe renee's kid.. Well genetics and the ability to hire a personal trainer have changed all that.

I'm gonnna go drink a few beers and have a smoke and then I'll be delusional that i could like that. And maybe eat some corn chips.

2011-10-28T04:48:00.000-07:00

sorry no post post as of late. Work load has gotten heavy and Mum is in the hospital. Not only is she fighting the anemia and congestive heart failure (right side) but now we found out she has pneumonia.

HImself's mum is still recovering from back surgery and himself is having knee surgery on the third of november. So my dance card is pretty much filled up. Please excuse as i try to enjoy halloween and have a momentary respite.

much love