Top 10 Chiz Escudero REAL ULTIMATE FACTS!!! http://chizescuderofacts.info/ Walang copyright!!! http://chizescuderofacts.info/fact.php?quid=471 Chiz is over 9000!! Hindi si Gokou. http://chizescuderofacts.info/fact.php?quid=485 CHIZ is faster than a speeding bullet! http://chizescuderofacts.info/fact.php?quid=482 Si Chiz ang Coach ni Freddie Roach.. http://chizescuderofacts.info/fact.php?quid=264 Si Tulfo, nagsusumbong kay Chiz! http://chizescuderofacts.info/fact.php?quid=308 One time, Chiz was walking along P.Noval when he came along a poor female street beggar. She wore crutches because of a leg deformity and was quite old. Nobody was paying attention to her when Chiz came near and gave the beggar a 1000 peso bill. the beggar said "Pagpalain kayo nawa ng Diyos, ambaet nyo po..pwede po bang matanong ang pangalan nyo para mapagdasal ko kayo?" Chiz then broke the beggar's other leg. Nobody ask Chiz questions..Nobody. True Story. http://chizescuderofacts.info/fact.php?quid=355 egNang aking minsang makainuman si Chiz, kaniyang ipinamahagi sa akin ang napakahalagang istorya na ito.. "Sige pare, isipin mo 'to ha. May herd ng baka..siyempre, makakagalaw lang yan sing-bilis lang nung pinakamabagal na baka, 'diba?" bungad ni Chiz. "O.." ang tangi kong nasabi. "Pag tayo manghuhuli ng baka, siyempre huhulihin natin yung mga mababagal na baka, yung mga nasa likod. Parang natural selection yan pare eh, ganyan sa wild! Natural selection pare! Pero, eto yun eh, makabubuti rin sa herd yun. Kasi siyempre, matitira 'yung mga malalakas, 'yung mga mabibilis! " pagtuloy niya. "Ah.." ang sagot ko. Sa puntong iyon, hindi ko na maisip kung san patungo ang lasing na abogado. "Now, we all know that drinking alcohol kills off brain cells. Pero siyempre, may natural selection din diyan. 'Yung mga namamatay na brain cells, 'yung mga mababagal, 'yung mga walang silbi. Kaya 'yung sinasabi nilang "drink moderately", asus. Excessive and regular drinking actually brings about a faster and more efficient brain. Kaya pare, inom tayo!" At sa mga katagang ito, namulat ang aking mga mata. Salamat, Chiz, salamat. http://chizescuderofacts.info/fact.php?quid=515 kaya ni Chiz bumilang upto infinity! http://chizescuderofacts.info/fact.php?quid=99 Si Chiz lang ang tinantanan ni Mike Enriquez. http://chizescuderofacts.info/fact.php?quid=356 Nang ako'y minsang nag-sleepover sa bahay ni Chiz, aking narinig ang pag-uusap na ito.. "Honey, narinig mo ba 'yun?" na-alarmang tanong ng maybahay ni Chiz, si Christine, kay Chiz. "Wala 'yun, go back to sleep." antok na antok na sagot ni Chiz. [ BLAG!! ] "Hon, meron talaga eh. May mga kumakaluskos sa baba." dagdag pa ni Christine. Lantaran na ang kaba sa kaniyang boses. "Wala nga 'yun, sige na mag-pahinga na tayo, i'm a very busy man. I'm running for the Senate 'diba..we need rest. Sige na, matulog ka na ulit." pagpupumilit ng pagod na abogado. "Eh kasi naman, hindi ka ata nakikinig sa akin eh. I think there's a thief in the house." sagot naman ni Christine. "In the House?" nagulat na tanong ni Chiz. Narinig ko ang alarma sa kaniyang boses. "Yes honey, in the house. Right now." bulong naman ni Christine. "Haha. Don't worry. There are lots of thieves in the House. Even more so in the Senate. That's why i'm running for a seat. Sige na, matulog ka na ulit." natawang sagot ni Chiz. Sa mga katagang iyon ay namulat ang aking mga mata sa katotohanan ng Senado. Salamat, Chiz, salamat. http://chizescuderofacts.info/fact.php?quid=306 One time, I was in this really popular food chain. I was ordering a cheeseburger when the cashier ask if i wanted to go "Large"? I said no. ..then the cashier ask if i wanted fries with that? I said i just wanted the cheeseburger. ..then the cashier said that i should try their brownies. I said can i just have the cheeseburger because i'm in a hurry. ..the cashier said okay. ..but then he asked if i had a smaller bill? annoyed, the person behind me, got in front of the cashier, picked up the registry and threw it on the floor. that person then said "ANO? MAY TATANONG KA PA?" the cashier could not answer as the person got all the food in display then walked right out of the food chain. later, i found out it was CHIZ. true story.