tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46632275349445773432010-03-19T17:03:19.331-04:00We pick the stupidest, funniest, most ridiculous celebrity tweets from Twitter. Find the best celebrity twitter posts here!TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.comBlogger1944125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-52451179917168059712010-03-19T16:51:00.004-04:002010-03-19T17:03:19.340-04:002010-03-19T17:03:19.340-04:00<span style="font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/pauly-d-desperately-seeking-seamstress.html">Pauly D!!!!</a></span><br />"Damnnnnnnn Does Anyone Kno How To Sew ??? ........ Cuzz Im Ripped !!! Lmaoooo" -- @djpaulyd<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Yes, we are laughing our perfectly sculpted asses off too...<br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Honorable Mentions</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/benji-madden-make-love-not-war.html">Holly Madison & Benji Madden</a></span> - Would you two just do it already?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/russell-brand-not-gonna-use-telephone.html">Russell Brand</a></span> - Someone won't be getting off early on good behavior.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/jackie-collins-remembering-linebacker.html">Jackie Collins</a></span> - Enormous shoulder pads, just in time for spring!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-5245117991716805971?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EA65RG0mDGJlUAI_5wspcAueV7M/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EA65RG0mDGJlUAI_5wspcAueV7M/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EA65RG0mDGJlUAI_5wspcAueV7M/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EA65RG0mDGJlUAI_5wspcAueV7M/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/c9yOKd8woo8" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/and-tweet-of-week-goes-to_19.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-73091672800061931632010-03-19T16:48:00.001-04:002010-03-19T16:49:46.560-04:002010-03-19T16:49:46.560-04:00Got a new iPhone. Old one jumped to it's death off a table. RIP --@<a href="http://twitter.com/alydenisof">alydenisof</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-7309167280006193163?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6RAEz0Y4j1_bHfCqYviygc4pDc8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6RAEz0Y4j1_bHfCqYviygc4pDc8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6RAEz0Y4j1_bHfCqYviygc4pDc8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6RAEz0Y4j1_bHfCqYviygc4pDc8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/oPajgM4ZgBQ" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/alyson-hannigan-electronic-suicide.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-30657742496481308312010-03-19T16:34:00.000-04:002010-03-19T16:35:02.140-04:002010-03-19T16:35:02.140-04:00"great dinner with new friends.i love life.life loves me.now im off 2 go2 sleep.with a knicker knacker paddy whacker give your dog a boner..."<br /><br />"i mean @hartluck. hes my knicker knacker paddy whacker." -- @<a href="http://twitter.com/Pink">pink</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-3065774249648130831?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KvREd2Uy_9q-ALiKsYNbbmAiELc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KvREd2Uy_9q-ALiKsYNbbmAiELc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KvREd2Uy_9q-ALiKsYNbbmAiELc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KvREd2Uy_9q-ALiKsYNbbmAiELc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/ybOcGQ25C7U" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/pink-should-keep-her-bedroom-names-to.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-21759867275560041622010-03-19T16:31:00.001-04:002010-03-19T16:32:56.288-04:002010-03-19T16:32:56.288-04:00"I've never been treated so poorly in my life, this is why I never come to LA- isn't security, after I respect them and their work and tip"<br /><br />"Them....... Aren't they supposed to "protect" us? Rather than man-handel and scare us (girls)? I've already done a @funnyordie skit re this."<br /><br />"Not to mention, I was heading to bed&got attacked by paps&randoms at a place where I was simply going to say hi 2 my friend from NYC. NOT a"<br /><br />"'Popstar""<br /><br />"That was scary, mean, arrogant, and unnecessarily aggressive. I pick new york jus like Jay Z...... Wouldn't you?"<br /><br />"@ask4permission I'm trying to! I love London, and europe! Much more diverse, like NYC - unlike LA" -- @<a href="http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan">lindsaylohan</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-2175986727556004162?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jN_HskUu5ixVp2RoiS7-UppzdQ8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jN_HskUu5ixVp2RoiS7-UppzdQ8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jN_HskUu5ixVp2RoiS7-UppzdQ8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jN_HskUu5ixVp2RoiS7-UppzdQ8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/kHZU8BuY9pc" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/lindsay-lohan-not-la-woman.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-87236836158874369002010-03-19T16:23:00.001-04:002010-03-19T16:30:59.917-04:002010-03-19T16:30:59.917-04:00"Time for spring cleaning. Off to meditate on the things about myself that belong in the recycle bin. Ego be gone!" -- @<a href="http://twitter.com/aplusk">aplusk</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-8723683615887436900?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eShr43wY82lRLVqkk0NXiarq01A/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eShr43wY82lRLVqkk0NXiarq01A/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eShr43wY82lRLVqkk0NXiarq01A/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eShr43wY82lRLVqkk0NXiarq01A/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/9ANW23PHvIo" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/ashton-kutcher-windex-wont-really-help.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-43568995507357775102010-03-19T16:21:00.001-04:002010-03-19T16:22:38.405-04:002010-03-19T16:22:38.405-04:00"made fun of the Kardashians on WCOL this morning...im in trouble..LOL...talked about soccer moms being the "real" hot ones!"<br /><br />"everyone thinks the slutty girls are the best in bed but it is EXACTLY the opposite...believe me I know...LOL! so i said it on the air"<br /><br />"do you guys "keep up with the Kardashians"???" -- @<a href="http://twitter.com/ClayWalker">claywalker</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-4356899550735777510?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ndUqfuNntraMn5JREo-UFZ2y2pM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ndUqfuNntraMn5JREo-UFZ2y2pM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ndUqfuNntraMn5JREo-UFZ2y2pM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ndUqfuNntraMn5JREo-UFZ2y2pM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/3mbeTmzzLyA" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/clay-walker-slutty-girls-arent-best.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-91831893259344848222010-03-19T16:18:00.001-04:002010-03-19T16:21:01.622-04:002010-03-19T16:21:01.622-04:00"and am OBSESSED with telephone song by gaga and beyonce. obsessed. i will play it over and over until i cant stand it." -- @<a href="http://twitter.com/hodakotb">hodakotb</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-9183189325934484822?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xCQW8Qo1UCLNhzAXCRwS5v3ioEY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xCQW8Qo1UCLNhzAXCRwS5v3ioEY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xCQW8Qo1UCLNhzAXCRwS5v3ioEY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xCQW8Qo1UCLNhzAXCRwS5v3ioEY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/huYTSOpAsR0" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/hoda-drank-gaga-juice.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-67689858071356009822010-03-19T16:15:00.001-04:002010-03-19T16:23:06.366-04:002010-03-19T16:23:06.366-04:00Sweet victory! I'm now trending higher than my twitter nemesis, Justin Bieber. Who's the tween heartthrob now? --@<a href="http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien">ConanOBrien</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-6768985807135600982?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/R7olzZ3yWwV7uRVQIOCWEJ512Mg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/R7olzZ3yWwV7uRVQIOCWEJ512Mg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/R7olzZ3yWwV7uRVQIOCWEJ512Mg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/R7olzZ3yWwV7uRVQIOCWEJ512Mg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/roq-52fQZ84" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/conan-obrien-future-tiger-beat-cover.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-16162568691873992962010-03-19T12:22:00.001-04:002010-03-19T12:23:54.071-04:002010-03-19T12:23:54.071-04:00"http://twitpic.com/19j2s7 - "this one time..i jumped over chachi"" -- @<a href="http://twitter.com/JohnStamos">johnstamos</a><br /><br /><a href="http://twitpic.com/19j2s7" title="&quot;this one time..i jumped over chachi&quot; on Twitpic"><img src="http://twitpic.com/show/thumb/19j2s7.jpg" width="150" height="150" alt="&quot;this one time..i jumped over chachi&quot; on Twitpic"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-1616256869187399296?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/09jPxTY6x-k4Q7KS7BU1Nj7ZD4c/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/09jPxTY6x-k4Q7KS7BU1Nj7ZD4c/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/09jPxTY6x-k4Q7KS7BU1Nj7ZD4c/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/09jPxTY6x-k4Q7KS7BU1Nj7ZD4c/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/Mwo4BhSV6m0" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/john-stamos-happy-days.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-24758717546710189072010-03-19T12:12:00.002-04:002010-03-19T12:12:38.278-04:002010-03-19T12:12:38.278-04:00I want to be the girl with the most cake! --@<a href="http://twitter.com/PerezHilton">PerezHilton</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-2475871754671018907?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/APY4KcluTeyCojwptmdcz96niDA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/APY4KcluTeyCojwptmdcz96niDA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/APY4KcluTeyCojwptmdcz96niDA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/APY4KcluTeyCojwptmdcz96niDA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/y_-8Oi-HVBs" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/perez-hilton-same-wants-and-dreams-as.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-50786465867998582282010-03-19T11:36:00.001-04:002010-03-19T11:38:51.577-04:002010-03-19T11:38:51.577-04:00i think i am allergic to yoga matts --@<a href="http://TWITTER.COM/kathynajimy">kathynajimy</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-5078646586799858228?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hxO_yTJDYHb-HG3oG6T-X60rgwY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hxO_yTJDYHb-HG3oG6T-X60rgwY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hxO_yTJDYHb-HG3oG6T-X60rgwY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hxO_yTJDYHb-HG3oG6T-X60rgwY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/BLhByVPxGFo" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/kathy-najimy-allergic-to-flexible-guys.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-67723880781084423492010-03-19T01:12:00.002-04:002010-03-19T01:13:20.661-04:002010-03-19T01:13:20.661-04:00Working on more of final edits in my book "the naked truth" --@<a href="http://twitter.com/daniellestaub">daniellestaub</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-6772388078108442349?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2kVrtIMEuLTcKVE7XO5osXiaqNc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2kVrtIMEuLTcKVE7XO5osXiaqNc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2kVrtIMEuLTcKVE7XO5osXiaqNc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2kVrtIMEuLTcKVE7XO5osXiaqNc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/rfKX3p3HESQ" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/danielle-staub-rebuttle-to-cop-without.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-81135481448438103932010-03-19T01:01:00.001-04:002010-03-19T01:04:32.821-04:002010-03-19T01:04:32.821-04:00<a href="http://twitpic.com/19fiws" title="Sunny day today! I think I'm in lurv... Sorry @rustyrockets!!! on Twitpic"><img src="http://twitpic.com/show/thumb/19fiws.jpg" width="150" height="150" alt="Sunny day today! I think I'm in lurv... Sorry @rustyrockets!!! on Twitpic"></a><br />http://twitpic.com/19fiws - Sunny day today! I think I'm in lurv... Sorry @rustyrockets!!! --@<a href="http://twitter.com/katyperry">katyperry</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-8113548144843810393?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Kk8SeFiqhBzIZL0UNScdWbwexeU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Kk8SeFiqhBzIZL0UNScdWbwexeU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Kk8SeFiqhBzIZL0UNScdWbwexeU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Kk8SeFiqhBzIZL0UNScdWbwexeU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/_WsqXQU8ssI" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/katy-perry-twitter-is-not-break-up-tool.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-80153228156672500192010-03-19T00:56:00.001-04:002010-03-19T00:58:35.335-04:002010-03-19T00:58:35.335-04:00in "strunk & white have a heart attack news" friend of mine tells me some kid's parents name her "Le-ah" (as in "luh DASH uh) --@<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-8015322815667250019?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/y3iuwAwk_UQ2UDl5nX_ZLhhnj-Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/y3iuwAwk_UQ2UDl5nX_ZLhhnj-Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/y3iuwAwk_UQ2UDl5nX_ZLhhnj-Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/y3iuwAwk_UQ2UDl5nX_ZLhhnj-Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/wBxOSbYWZNs" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/questlove-reporting-grammatical.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-23709753016608513622010-03-19T00:54:00.000-04:002010-03-19T00:55:34.783-04:002010-03-19T00:55:34.783-04:00So who wents to make my new Twitter background?? --@<a href="http://twitter.com/joejonas">joejonas</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-2370975301660851362?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/v0bvHDEdkrJi1tFFIJgt8A617J0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/v0bvHDEdkrJi1tFFIJgt8A617J0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/v0bvHDEdkrJi1tFFIJgt8A617J0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/v0bvHDEdkrJi1tFFIJgt8A617J0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/BOJQiLJ5Sik" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/joe-jonas-who-wents-editor.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-15175555370314068222010-03-18T17:18:00.000-04:002010-03-18T17:19:01.273-04:002010-03-18T17:19:01.273-04:00"my last haiku: been up all night long / i need to sleep before dawn/ these rock star hours drain me/..OOPSY ! I BROKE THE HAIKU LAW" -- @<a href="http://twitter.com/fatbellybella">fatbellybella</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-1517555537031406822?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CTNeE9U5lUskSLMPX7gKxrUU6Mw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CTNeE9U5lUskSLMPX7gKxrUU6Mw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CTNeE9U5lUskSLMPX7gKxrUU6Mw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CTNeE9U5lUskSLMPX7gKxrUU6Mw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/bC-rcLRcpkM" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/erykah-badu-hiding-from-haiku-police.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-70197129992969096142010-03-18T17:08:00.004-04:002010-03-18T17:17:46.023-04:002010-03-18T17:17:46.023-04:00"today a lady asked me 'what race is your dog?' i just about pissed myself!" -- @<a href="http://twitter.com/MissKellyO">misskellyo</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-7019712999296909614?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YenUi6UBLz09jz6Z1-jEZHpXefE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YenUi6UBLz09jz6Z1-jEZHpXefE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YenUi6UBLz09jz6Z1-jEZHpXefE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YenUi6UBLz09jz6Z1-jEZHpXefE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/wcDHR_6ecMM" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/kelly-osbourne-animal-racism-does-exist.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-44532095124037035942010-03-18T17:06:00.001-04:002010-03-18T17:08:04.903-04:002010-03-18T17:08:04.903-04:00"WENT 2 TAKE A PISS AN A DUDE WAS @ THE URINAL WITH HIS PANTS 2 HIS ANKLES! "PANTS ON DA GROUND, LOOKN LIKE A FOOL WIT YA PANTS ON DA GROUND!" -- @liljon<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-4453209512403703594?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/68y28o5NKdxBiflNdYDEBUJsSR0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/68y28o5NKdxBiflNdYDEBUJsSR0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/68y28o5NKdxBiflNdYDEBUJsSR0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/68y28o5NKdxBiflNdYDEBUJsSR0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/dphFziocM84" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/lil-jon-tales-from-urinal.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-36894364889160796702010-03-18T17:01:00.002-04:002010-03-18T17:06:15.532-04:002010-03-18T17:06:15.532-04:00"Here I go! Can you just feel the bowling concentration? http://twitpic.com/199chn" -- @<a href="http://twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano">alyssa_milano</a><br /><br /><a href="http://twitpic.com/199chn" title="Here I go! Can you just feel the bowling concentration? on Twitpic"><img src="http://twitpic.com/show/thumb/199chn.jpg" width="150" height="150" alt="Here I go! Can you just feel the bowling concentration? on Twitpic"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-3689436488916079670?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zr7CYEAKd0RsoJrhS32WAfYmUR8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zr7CYEAKd0RsoJrhS32WAfYmUR8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zr7CYEAKd0RsoJrhS32WAfYmUR8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zr7CYEAKd0RsoJrhS32WAfYmUR8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/ACYzd_X5dhw" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/alyssa-milano-shes-gonna-score-tonight.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-73566194371229082302010-03-18T15:57:00.002-04:002010-03-18T15:59:32.900-04:002010-03-18T15:59:32.900-04:00"girls of london...please dont bang on the windows of the car when we're moving. u can get hurt. no need for that. i got love for all of u :)" -- @justinbieber<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-7356619437122908230?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Dq3yTmM12t-pk-GeSogTW5jhA-U/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Dq3yTmM12t-pk-GeSogTW5jhA-U/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Dq3yTmM12t-pk-GeSogTW5jhA-U/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Dq3yTmM12t-pk-GeSogTW5jhA-U/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/7JZWbhPxFEM" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/justin-bieber-what-tween-girls-and.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-72895767021576378672010-03-18T15:56:00.002-04:002010-03-18T15:57:01.493-04:002010-03-18T15:57:01.493-04:00"Today I’m giving a speech for Career Day in my kid’s 1st grade class. Too hard to explain what I do – think I’ll just say I’m an architect." -- @<a href="http://twitter.com/alyankovic">alyankovic</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-7289576702157637867?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ohz8YbPuA9R2umokiUsXCpJohWo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ohz8YbPuA9R2umokiUsXCpJohWo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ohz8YbPuA9R2umokiUsXCpJohWo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ohz8YbPuA9R2umokiUsXCpJohWo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/R1WeoTihN6A" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/weird-al-or-explain-your-job-in-song-to.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-14935033315863202122010-03-18T15:45:00.001-04:002010-03-18T15:48:32.284-04:002010-03-18T15:48:32.284-04:00"Just got electrocuted 6 times on stage - really intense! Never felt that much electricity at a show before! Thank you Texas!!! Wowowow!!!" -- @<a href="http://twitter.com/AndrewWK">andrewwk</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-1493503331586320212?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7mPsdikOIqIBtpiSml6bFU0w6yI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7mPsdikOIqIBtpiSml6bFU0w6yI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7mPsdikOIqIBtpiSml6bFU0w6yI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7mPsdikOIqIBtpiSml6bFU0w6yI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/c9gnjoJj7CY" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/andrew-wk-electric-youth.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-63731252445767971262010-03-18T15:44:00.001-04:002010-03-18T15:45:15.663-04:002010-03-18T15:45:15.663-04:00"Aww, glad to help in any way I can RT @00monsterrr: you know what helps me sleep at night? Knowing that your going to burn in hell!" -- @<a href="http://twitter.com/nicolerichie">nicolerichie</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-6373125244576797126?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hYzjXMoq5ZIbZTmK32SF6FMg9KE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hYzjXMoq5ZIbZTmK32SF6FMg9KE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hYzjXMoq5ZIbZTmK32SF6FMg9KE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hYzjXMoq5ZIbZTmK32SF6FMg9KE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/pbRzolP0NCw" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/nicole-richie-dont-let-bed-bugs-bite.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-40594571115904975832010-03-18T15:42:00.002-04:002010-03-19T01:07:10.410-04:002010-03-19T01:07:10.410-04:00"Everyone make a thousand wishes in the dark" -- @<a href="http://twitter.com/chriscornell">chriscornell</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-4059457111590497583?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cmMm9dXzacnWeEn5XiLW16W_DSU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cmMm9dXzacnWeEn5XiLW16W_DSU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cmMm9dXzacnWeEn5XiLW16W_DSU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cmMm9dXzacnWeEn5XiLW16W_DSU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/PbooF8wHAd8" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/chris-cornell-attended-yoko-ono-school.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4663227534944577343.post-40320153105458890852010-03-18T15:17:00.000-04:002010-03-18T15:18:09.759-04:002010-03-18T15:18:09.759-04:00"I'm going to be SO good at playing charades after all this gesturing I do in Paris to supplement my broken french!" -- @<a href="http://twitter.com/DitaVonTeese">ditavonteese</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4663227534944577343-4032015310545889085?l=www.toptwitsblog.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FD1GiD-zdnN63haJwCoE9c5M8T8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FD1GiD-zdnN63haJwCoE9c5M8T8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FD1GiD-zdnN63haJwCoE9c5M8T8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FD1GiD-zdnN63haJwCoE9c5M8T8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TopTwits-CelebrityTwitter-CelebritiesTwitter/~4/W_HORu2aryQ" height="1" width="1"/>TopTwitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02732813428931849730noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/03/dita-von-teese-international-sign.html