tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105Mon, 09 Sep 2024 07:29:39 +0000Top 5 Movie BreastsThe best of the best,the worst of the worst, this is my legacy to this vain world...http://finestfive.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (mentwras)Blogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-5009593644614808351Sun, 04 Mar 2007 15:23:00 +00002007-03-04T17:11:41.411+02:00"Play it again, Sam..."Here are the finest five.5) Bing Crosby The first person ever to receive a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, Bing Crosby was the pioneer of genre blending. He was the vessel where jazz, pop and swing styles became one. His "smoothness" became a trademark for many to follow. An enterpreneur when it comes to multimedia stardom, he was on top of the game for 50 years. He http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2007/03/top-5-music-n-movie-stars.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)322tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-1056047996784257520Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:01:00 +00002007-02-16T19:03:08.668+02:00"Your mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it."Here are the finest five.5) The Human Dog in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) It's raining phlegms, hallelujah. Look what happens when aliens take over the world by cloning our bodies. Bearded elderly people in the shape of a pitbull start lickin' themselves with no shame whatsoever. The horror, thehttp://finestfive.blogspot.com/2007/02/top-5-holy-crap-moments.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-4099145325312087169Mon, 29 Jan 2007 22:46:00 +00002007-01-30T00:39:52.895+02:00"Grandfather says that time is a child that plays dice on the shore"Here are the finest five of them all.5) In The Mood For Love (2000) This Wong Kar Wai movie has so much slow-motion in it, it makes John Woo seem like Baz Luhrman. How manipulated can a catchy movie theme get? The techical details may be astonishing, but they sure don't keep your eyelids from closing. The slow pace could be savedhttp://finestfive.blogspot.com/2007/01/top-5-boring-movies.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-3014690669681632426Fri, 19 Jan 2007 17:05:00 +00002007-01-19T18:02:09.820+02:00"Fuck you! That's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name. "Here are the finest five of them all.5) Love Actually It seems like a whole lot of people just can't say no to Richard Curtis. He manages to gather an all-star cast of secondary and minor roles, some of which superstars, others rising ones, buthttp://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/01/top-5-all-star-movies.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-3695396790045543049Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:04:00 +00002007-01-12T01:21:15.683+02:00"Hasta la vista, baby!"Here are the finest five of them all.5) The trucks crash in Matrix Reloaded The frantic car chase sequence comes to its climax, and the Wachowskis remind us some of the trills of the first Matrix. The trucks are actually crashing, as we enter bullet-time mode and the camera revolves around the flaming chaos. Neo saves the day, but unfortunately this jaw-dropping FX scene http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/12/top-5-jaw-dropping-cgi-moments.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)87tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-8051502900677265138Sun, 31 Dec 2006 10:04:00 +00002007-01-06T01:28:09.395+02:00"I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up."Here are the finest five of them all.5) The Big Lebowski (1998)We're entering the Dude's world, as the dream starts. Saddam's handing the bowling shoes, Julianne Moore's in a naughty warrior suit and the Dude is shaking his ass to the rhythm. Dozens of feathered Busby Berkeley dancers are lining up along the http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/12/top-5-dream-sequences.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)282tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-3227820423754004837Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:22:00 +00002006-12-19T12:50:56.367+02:00"Merry Christmas, Bitches!"Here are the finest five of them all.5) Braincell-killing Christmas Comedies Either you'll rent them for your children, or they'll be on TV. It's inevitable, so just deal with it. How much Tim Allen can you handle? Cause if your offsprings watch a couple of Santa Clauses, they'll be draggin' you to the nearest multiplex for the latest sequel. Even so, it's much better http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/12/top-5-christmas-proposals.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-8229817343068100387Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:12:00 +00002006-11-20T21:02:00.111+02:00"Nature's first green is gold, her hardest hue to hold.Her early leaf's a flower, but only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf, so Eden sank to grief. So dawn goes down to day, nothing gold can stay. "Here are the finest five of them all.5) St Elmo's Fire (1985)This movie's cast and director were meant to make it big for some time, and then lose their fame or credibility. Joel Schumacher will http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/11/top-5-career-building-movies.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-2041308419954552836Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:09:00 +00002006-11-15T13:12:01.807+02:00"Shaken, not stirred" Here are the finest five of them all.5) Jason IsaacsHe's got a thing for bad guys, so some may say he would be more fitting as a villain. Nevertheless, he's got all the right qualities: a yet low profile, a respectful CV, Timothy Dalton's looks, amazing adaptability. The only obvious problem is that Jason doesn't have cash written all-over his forehead, so he wouldn't make ahttp://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/11/top-5-james-bond-could-bes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-4482939322479629039Sat, 11 Nov 2006 17:00:00 +00002006-11-11T19:46:53.783+02:00"Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"Here are the finest five of them all.5) War Of The Worlds (1953) Let's start with the negatives. This movie hasn't aged well, the characters are forgetful, the aliens are ludicrous and the ending is disappointing. But when this movie came out half a century ago, it had balls. Pioneering effects, scenes of mass chaos, apocalyptic elements, plus the aliens are presented http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/11/top-5-alien-movies.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-6820767246752070719Tue, 07 Nov 2006 20:48:00 +00002006-11-07T12:39:23.718+02:00"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! "Here are the finest five of them all.5) Enemy of the State (1998) In the footsteps of The Conversation, this movie is as close to reality as it gets. High-tech surveillance with run-but-you-can't-hide elements, when it ends, it leaves you with a feeling of suspicion and paranoia. It shows you the value of http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/11/top-5-conspiracy-movies.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-116211613410178143Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:56:00 +00002006-11-01T17:15:05.678+02:00Top 5 Movie Breasts"Bob had bitch tits"Here are the finest five of them all.5) Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie (1999)Sweet Jesus, they are enormous. I mean these jugs are colossal. Think about it, a foreign student with hooters this gargantuan, naked in your room reading magazines about other girls with huge Bon-bons. Big and round, and at the same time charming and fascinating. Splendid udders too, surrounded byhttp://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/10/top-5-movie-breasts_31.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-116211993731213975Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:00:00 +00002006-10-31T17:14:19.877+02:00"Come with us, children"Here are the finest five of them all.5) Final Destination (2000)Alex has his usual premonition before something terrible happens. Then we witness a near fatal car accident, but everyone's ok. Have they survived Deaths's pattern once more, or not at all? And right then, when the completely expendable girl mouths the words "drop fuckin' dead", a bus comes out of nowhere and http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/10/top-5-jumpseat-scares.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-116144467128704159Sat, 21 Oct 2006 15:27:00 +00002006-10-31T17:14:19.551+02:00"The horror, the horror..."Here are the finest five of them all.5) Psycho (1960) The shower scene with about 90 splices in it. The shower scene that took 7 days to shoot. The shower scene that made people scream. The shower scene spoofed and immitated a thousand times since. The shower scene that's been spoiled from the huge buzz, which at the end makes you ask yourself "what's the big deal?". Sohttp://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/10/top-5-movie-deaths.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-116117979480176890Wed, 18 Oct 2006 13:49:00 +00002006-10-31T17:14:19.484+02:00"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."Here are the finest five of them all.5) Carlito's Way (1993)A brilliant movie with a brilliant ending. I'm talking about the last monologue of Carlito Brigante, one of the most moving monologues of cinema history. Read just the lines, and it sounds a little stupid, but hearing it http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/10/top-5-movie-endings.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-116066397864750305Thu, 12 Oct 2006 14:26:00 +00002006-10-31T17:14:19.391+02:00"Get away from her, you bitch!"Here are the finest five of them all.5) Luke Skywalker I was really doubtful about this one. He is a poorly written character that gets all the praise and glory after the first Star Wars' huge success. He initially is a terrific pilot, but in the movies to come we witness the skillfull swordsman, heroic figure who dares to mess with the "Man". Were it not for the http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/10/top-5-movie-heroes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-116030087998904172Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:45:00 +00002006-10-31T17:14:19.327+02:00"Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same."Here are the finest five of them all.5)The Usual Suspects(1995) Well-written script, that's for sure. Could he be Keyser Soze? Is everything made up entirely? It's as if the plot serves one purpose and one purpose only: make you watch the movie again and again. Although it may be a thrilling ride the first couple of times, then thehttp://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/10/top-5-plot-twists.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-116021037602902876Sun, 08 Oct 2006 07:13:00 +00002006-10-31T17:14:19.176+02:00"Choose your future. Choose life... "Here are the finest five of them all.5) Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas (1998) This movie is like the bastard child of Salvador Dahli and Snoop Dogg. It's as if the entire crew and cast were constantly high during filming. No narration pattern, no storyline, yet such an entertaining movie. Like it or not, it's the only movie to show us what it looks and feels http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/10/top-5-drug-films.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-116022850606930609Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:23:00 +00002006-10-31T17:14:19.251+02:00"Can we try with real bullets now?"Here are the finest five of them all.5) Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)This is a real gem. A clever action comedy which you can actually see with your girlfriend. John Cusack is a hitman who goes back to his home town to do one last hit and at the same time attend his high school reunion, and starts rethinking about his carreer choices and his life. Sounds like a http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/10/top-5-hitman-movies.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-116015839501938464Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:25:00 +00002006-10-31T17:14:19.096+02:00"All we are is dust in the wind, dude!"Here are the finest five of them all.5) Lightsaber Every child's wet dream in the late 70s and 80s. Every kid wants to be a jedi and have one of those. But I want that double, kick-ass, red one Darth Maul used to handle so skillfully. It's pretty dangerous though. I mean, if these things went to market, there would be chopped hands everywhere. Women would http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/10/top-5-movie-things-i-want-but-i-cant.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-115995908143941489Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:29:00 +00002006-10-31T17:14:18.937+02:00"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone"Here are the finest five of them all.5) The Joker - Jack Nicholson in Batman (1989) He's definitely the craziest villain there is, although he's a comic character. Even so, with no superpowers, but with a chilling grin and a genious criminal mind, Jack Nicholson's performance stole http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/10/top-5-psycho-villains.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-115946663679983486Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:02:00 +00002006-10-31T17:14:18.867+02:00"We're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat"Here are the finest five of them all.5) Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Judd Nelson, Carrie Fisher, Jon Stewart, Chris Rock, Mark Hamill and basically all the people who have worked with Kevin Smith in the past. Most of them are making a http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/09/top-5-cameos.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-115938645943630275Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:00:00 +00002006-10-31T17:14:18.794+02:00"Death, you are my bitch lover"Here are the finest five of them all.5) Owen Wilson Best known for his low-key performance and his improvisational skills, he probably has the biggest box-office hits of them all. He tried other stuff in the past, like Behind Enemy Lines and the remake of The Haunting, but it was quite obvious where he would end up. He 's Wes Anderson's right hand, and he's http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/09/top-5-of-frat-pack.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34897105.post-115928958709253785Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:52:00 +00002006-10-31T17:14:18.666+02:00"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die... "Here are the finest five of them all.5) Sylvester StalloneCrooked mouth, bad accent, huge biceps and 30 Razzie nominations, what's not to love about Sly. Although http://finestfive.blogspot.com/2006/09/top-5-action-stars-of-all-time.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (mentwras)16