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Tamasha to khatam ho...

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Tue, 4 Sep 2012 10:40:00 +0500

Dharkan Ki Dugdugi Pe Kab Se Hai Mehv-e-Raqs,

Dil Thak K Gir Hi Ja,
Tamasha To Khatm Ho.

Seedhi baat No bakwas!

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Sat, 1 Sep 2012 16:23:00 +0500

Jab kabhi toot k bikhro to mujhe bhi btana...

Hm tumhain samait kar subha kachray walay ko day daingy.,.

Seedhi baat... ... ...
No bakwas!

Je oye student...

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Sat, 1 Sep 2012 16:05:00 +0500

Sir: Agr tum 1jungle me ho or wahan sher aa jy to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Me darakht pr charhunga

Sir: Agr wo sher darkhat pr b aa jy to?

Boy: Main Pani main kud jaunga

Sir: Agr wo Pani main b aa jy to?
.

Boy:
Ustad G.. Sher nal pehn viyai ay j ohdi side lyi jande o?

Think Higher......... Always

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 11:14:00 +0500

A man saw a little poor boy looking at his expensive car, he took the boy for a drive, the boy said your car is so marvellous & it must be too expensive! How much it costs? Man: I don’t know, my brother has gifted me.. Boy: Wow, so nice of him.. Man: I know.

Famous Love Quotes...

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 11:12:00 +0500

" Love is harsh at times, but it is the best thing in this
world. "

"Love conquers all."

"To find love, you must first be willing to look for it."

" True love doesn't have a happy ending, because true love never ends. "

"Love turns winter into summer."

"You call it Madness, but I call it Love"

Alexander Pope Quotes..

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 11:07:00 +0500

God without dominion, providence, and final causes, is nothing else but fate and nature.

A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring.

A person who is too nice an observer of the business of the crowd, like one who is too curious in observing the labor of bees, will often be stung for his curiosity.

A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.

Ramzan Ka Juma tul wida.....Ascii

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 20:23:00 +0500

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RAMZAN Ka AAKHRI JUMMA MUBARAK
:^)

"HAPPY last FRIDAY OF RAMADAN".i.
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Juma tul wida
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( | \ \/./|UBARAK
(__) \__/ (__) HO

Chand Raat Mubarak Ho... Aameen

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 14:53:00 +0500

Chand Raat Mubarak Ho.
Is Dua K Sath K
Allah Taala

Aapki Zindagi KI
Har Khuahish
Har Tamanna
Har Aarzu
Har Khushi
Har Dua

Puri Karay.

Aameen.

Mery Watan k Udas Logo Azadi Mubarik..

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 10:06:00 +0500

Mery Watan k Udas Logo,
Na khud ko itna Haqeer samjo,
Na khud ko itna Qaleel samjo,
K koi uth kr kahy ye tum sy,
Wafain apni hamyn luta do,
Watn ko apny hamyn thama do.
Utho or uth kr bata do unko,
K ham hain ehl-e-Eman sary,
Na Hm main koi Sanam.Kada hy,
Hmary dil main to 1 Khuda hy.
Mery Watan k Udas Logo..
Jhuky Saron ko Utha k Dekho,
Qadm to Agay barha k dekho,
Hy 1 Taqat tumhary Sr pr,
Kary gi Saya jo un Saroon pr.
Qadm Qadm pr jo Sath degi,
Agar giray to Sambhal degi,
Mery Watan k Udas Logo..!
YOUM-E-AZADI MUBARAK.

Jivy Jivy Pakistan, Funny nagma...

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 09:52:00 +0500

JIVY JIVY
PAKISTAN
Na koi Nokri
Na koi kaam
Rishwat aam
Trafic jaam
Muhabt kam
Nafrat aam
JIVY JIVY PAKISTAN
Ghareb kry khob kam
Har chez k barh gay daam
60 hazar ka sona 10giraam
80 me ik kilo aam
Zakhira andozi aur godaam
Na chain
Na araam
Na deen
Na ISLAM
Hoga kia Humara anjam?
Soch raha hy
PAKISTAN
mil k bolo
Jivy Jivy PAKISTAN...
14 August MUBARAK

Song : Tera pakistan hai ye mera pakistan hai..

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 13:01:00 +0500

Tera Pakistani Hai, Yeh Mera Pakistan Hai
Tera Pakistani Hai, Yeh Mera Pakistan Hai

Is Pe Dil Qurbaan
Is Pe Jaan Bhi Qurbaan Hai
O Is Pe Dil Qurbaan
Is Pe Jaan Bhi Qurbaan Hai

Tera Pakistani Hai, Yeh Mera Pakistan Hai
Tera Pakistani Hai, Yeh Mera Pakistan Hai

Is Pe Dil Qurbaan
Is Pe Jaan Bhi Qurbaan Hai
O Is Pe Dil Qurbaan
Is Pe Jaan Bhi Qurbaan Hai

Iski buniyaadoon mein hai tera lahoo mera lahoo
Isse teri abru hai, isse meri abru

Iski buniyaadoon mein hai tera lahoo mera lahoo
Isse teri abru hai, isse meri abru

is se tera naam hai, isse meri pehchaan hai
is se tera naam hai, isse meri pehchaan hai

Is Pe Dil Qurbaan
Is Pe Jaan Bhi Qurbaan Hai
O Is Pe Dil Qurbaan
Is Pe Jaan Bhi Qurbaan Hai

Tera Pakistani Hai, Yeh Mera Pakistan Hai
Tera Pakistani Hai, Yeh Mera Pakistan Hai

jurty hoey dekha nahin tootey hoey dil ko

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 10:09:00 +0500

jurty hoey dekha nahin tootey hoey dil ko
gir jayen jo aansoo, to uthaye nahin jatey

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi...

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 09:39:00 +0500

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi

Quotes for life

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 19:43:00 +0500

"four Simply Concepts in Life"
Live Simply,,,Live Generously,,Care Deeply,,,Speak Kindly

I love PAKISTAN

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 11:40:00 +0500

I love PAKISTAN

P= parven
A= asmia
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= shabnam
T= tahreem
A= aalia
N= nida

i love PAKISTAN
Happy Independence Day....

Hum zinda Quom hein

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Thu, 9 Aug 2012 22:11:00 +0500

Hum zinda quom hein,
Payenda quom hein,
Hum sab Ki hai pehchan,
Hum sab ka pakistan,

Hum sab ka pakistan,

Allah ki raza se hai,
Chand aik sitara aik,
Hai qalma bhi wahid,
Parcham bhi hamara aik,
Hum yak Dil Yak jan,
Hum yak Dil Yak jan,

Hum zinda quom hein,
Payenda quom hein,
Hum sab Ki hai pehchan,
Hum sab ka pakistan,
Hum sab ka pakistan,

Happy Independence Day....

Shab e Qadar

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Thu, 9 Aug 2012 21:25:00 +0500

Hadith ka mafhoom hai Shab -E- Qadar ko Ramzan ky akhri ashray ky taaq raton mein talash Karo.....

Candle light sehri Candle light Aftari

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Thu, 9 Aug 2012 04:05:00 +0500

Cäñdlé light sehri,

Cäñdlé light aftäri,
.
.
.
Wapda r in romantic mood now a dayz...!!!

Pathan 5 star hotal me raha.

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Wed, 8 Aug 2012 13:13:00 +0500

1 Pathan 1st time 5 star hotal main raat thehra,
subha waiter se poocha:
yaha washroom nhi hai?

Waiter ne washroom ka darwaza khol k dikhaya k, ye jo hai?

Pathan:
Is main
bathrom ki jaga kaha hai?

Waiter ne kamod ki taraf ishara kia k ye hai.....

Pathan:
O khudaya is main to hum ne raat ko aam bhigo kar rakhe thay thande
hone k liye.... :D

Student own paper

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Wed, 8 Aug 2012 10:24:00 +0500

Aakhir kab tak students par zulm hota rahega..?

Ab hamin aese papers chahiyin..
.
Total marks 50
Choose the correct answer
1.tere mast mast_____nain
(5.2.3)
2.____badnam hoi darling tere liye
(munni,kaki,bachi)
3.maa ka ladla____gaya
(sudhar,bigir,ujar)
4.aj____jora paa saddi farmaish te
(kaala,laal,peela)
5._____ki jawani
(shafila,sheela, anila)
New pattern fwd to all students and teachers. ;-
Hmara khawb parha lekha punjab.

Bachpan ka zamana

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Wed, 8 Aug 2012 10:18:00 +0500

Yaad hai Mujko Tre bachpn ka zmana

Ptli ptli tangon pr Latka hua pjama

Wo behtay hue Nak ko zuban se Hatana

or Bathroom me beth kr awaz lgana

"Ammi ............BS .........todo ..hahahahahahaha

God love

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Wed, 8 Aug 2012 10:11:00 +0500

One day a man asked God what's the difference between Ur love and my love?

God said :
A bird in the sky is my love
and
A bird in the cage is ur love.

Pathan ka pyar

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Wed, 8 Aug 2012 10:08:00 +0500

Pathan apne hath pe blade se LARKI ka naam likh raha tha k Achank ZOR ZOR se rone laga

Dost:
Payar karta hai to rota q hai?
Pathan:
Spelling galat ho Gaye... :-D;-)

Mathemtician become producer

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Wed, 8 Aug 2012 10:07:00 +0500

if mathematicians become film producers, movie titles wil be..

*Kabhi Limit Kabhi Continuity :-P

*Mein Quadratic Equation Ki Deewani Hoon ;-(

*Calculus Wale Vector Le Jayenge B-)

*Ham Solution Nikaal Chukey Sanam;-)

*Hamara Differential Aap Ke Paas Hai;-(

*I Hate Logarithm Stories:-P

*Ajab Algebra Ki Ghazab Kahani :->

*Once Upon a Time in Trignometry:-D

*3 Variables ;-)

*My Name Is Integration and I Am Not a Derivative%-)

Masroof admi...

noreply@blogger.com (Nauman Bhatti) — Wed, 8 Aug 2012 09:59:00 +0500

1 young Dr. nay clinic khola.
Thori dair baad aik aadmi aaya
Dr. ne apne aap ko busy show krnay k liye phone ka receiver uthaya or appointment denay k andaaz main bolnay laga.
Farigh honay k baad aadmi say: G sir?
Aadmi:- PTCL say aaya hoon phone activate krne k liye!:-):-