So how do you get in without a login area? The solution is insanely simple. No additional plugins or coding are required.

For this article I’m going to assume Joomla 1.5 with native SEF URL’s enabled.

First, login (back end) and head to ‘Content->Article Manager and create a new article. Simply call it ‘Login’ and give it the alias of ‘login’. Sections and categories don’t matter. Set the access level to ‘Special’ (administrator) and enter something like, “Thank you for logging in” in the text area. Save it.

Next, head to the menus. It really doesn’t matter what menu you put this on, just as long as it’s published. So, select the Main Menu for example. Create a new menu item of type ‘Articles->article layout’

Give it the title of ‘Login’ and alias ‘login’ with the ‘Special’ access level. Link it to the article we wrote in the step above. Fill in any other required info and hit save.

Now if you try to read that article directly (go to http://www.example.com/login) you do not have access to see since it requires ‘Special’ Access. Joomla will then automatically prompt you for a login. (Told you it was simple)

If you have a different method of URL rewriting, you may have to make both the menu and article ‘Public’ access temporarily. Go to the site, click the login link, then record the URL of the article AFTER you’re logged in. Reset both menu and article back to ‘Special’ after you’re done. This recorded URL will be your login page.

So, what are you waiting for? Login! That’s it. Done.

In the last several weeks I’ve been working with Joomla quite a bit. Expect to see additional posts on this CMS coming up.

My musical tastes are very selective and I’ve never before come across any radio station which delivers great tunes and recommendations within my favourite genres. Progressive, Symphonic, and some Gothic Metal are my main focus when selecting music.

Imagine my disappointment last month when Last.FM announced they were going to a subscription service.

My initial reaction was, “Fine! I’ll just expand my offline collection to include the favourites I’ve discovered though their service.”

Even with this there was still something missing. Sure, I could listen to my favourite tracks any time I like, but where were those odd gems that Last.FM would throw at you every now and then? That one tune that made you stop everything you were doing just to see who was playing it. That type of thing just doesn’t happen when listening to your offline collection.

But that was just part of what I was missing. I also enjoyed seeing other people’s shouts (comments) on some of my favourite tracks. There is nobody in my real life who enjoys my musical tastes. (Then again, I don’t get out much!) It’s nice to see other people enjoying the same music as myself.

So, after a month of trying to live without Last.FM, I took the plunge and subscribed. It’s only $3.00USD/month and for the first time in my online experience, I feel I’ve found an online service which is actually worth paying for. A service I use quite a lot, which my 10,000 plays should tell you.

I’m now happily cruising to Last.FM once again. If you’re into Progressive/Symphonic/Gothic metal, check out my library at http://www.last.fm/user/LarryMonte

The Weary Client is a skittish creature. Having been stung before, they are quick to hang up the phone in your ear or slam the door in your face the minute they hear you’re a Web Guy.

They have good reason too! They’ve previously paid out many hundreds of dollars (sometimes thousands) to someone who promised a fully functional web site but left them abandoned with a project that is either faulty or incomplete. Quite often the client is left without critical access information about his web site. (Logins, passwords, etc.)

The Weary Client is usually unwilling to pay out a deposit of any amount until results are seen. You really can’t blame them either.

So… What does a web developer do when faced with such obstacles in these tough economic times? The Weary Client is already feeling the crunch. Does he take another chance with his already strained budget? Not likely. If he is willing to part with his money (upon completion), it’s not going to be much.

At this point someone has to fold. I’m feeling the crunch too, so guess who? If I was going to accept these jobs for a lower than normal price, a time saving solution was required.

My solution was this. CMS installations with purchased Premium Themes.

Yes, I said, “purchased!” Might as well offer the client the quality that comes with a Premium Theme. Most are reasonably priced, I find. In the end, it works out when you remove the time to conceptualize the art and code the theme yourself. Not to mention all that effort for a payday that might never come. After all, we’ve taken a Leap of Faith here by agreeing to no down payments. An absolute no-no in this industry.

Worst case scenario: If payday doesn’t come, I shut down the site and still have a Premium Theme to use on a future project. I’m really only out a bit of time if things go wrong. When it comes down to getting the job or not, I think I can invest a bit of time. 

What can I say? My new lower rate is now landing me work for the first time in over a year. My (no longer weary) clients are happily running their Premium Themed sites, Premium Theme  Authors make a sale, and I get to see my paydays.

Sounds like a win for a few people.

Please note: I work exclusively with businesses local to me. I will not accept work over the Internet without a down payment.

I recently acquired a quick web job for a small business. The previous ‘web guy’ had taken her money and ran before the job was completed. He also made off with all the critical web site information I would need to take over.

With no FTP/cPanel information, our only course was the dreaded call to BellNet support. The client initiated contact then the phone was handed to me.

*Crackle* *Static* Hello?

I couldn’t believe the horrible connection. Then again, Bell Canada’s support team are actually in India, not Canada. (See picture! ) This also made the language barrier even tougher to deal with. Inquiring about MySQL support turned into a 10 minute conversation.

The first stumbling block was establishing the password. It was not the same as what the client had on file. The solution was simple enough. They would email me the password.

Me: The email address is ****@bellnet.ca

Bell: Can you spell that?

Me: K – as in Kite. A – as in Apple…

Bell: A as in what?

Me: A! Just A! (Good Lord!)

(this process was repeated until the username had been spelt out…)

Me: …@bellnet.ca

Bell: Telnet?

Me: Bell-Net! (I had to repeat this twice!)

Bell: Dot com?

Me: No!! Dot ca! (Who the Hell do you work for?)

It took 15 minutes, but I finally received the password. Between conversations like this and the above mentioned MySQL discussion I was into a 45 minute phone call at this point. Oh, and let’s not forget the six or eight times I was put on hold.

But, we’re not done yet. After finding out there is no MySQL support without a huge cost increase to my client, my next question regarded the domain name itself which was registered through BellNet.

Me: Where do I go to manage the domain name?

Bell: We manage it for you.

Me: No. I need access to change name servers.

Bell: You’re not happy will Bell? (Not really!)

Me: I want to change the domain to point to a different web server. I don’t want to transfer the domain itself.

Bell:  I will have to transfer you to (insert another moron’s name here)…

Me: Nevermind. I have no further questions.

While this conversation went on I had found what I was looking for on my own. Just before hanging up I was asked if the help I’d received was satisfactory.

“Not really!” I said before hanging up.

I only had three tiny little questions: What’s the login? Do you support MySQL/PHP? How do I manage the domain? It was like playing charades with the blind!

This had taken up over an hour of my day. It was nice out too!

Without going into too much detail of what brought me here, I’ll be brief by saying that I live in an economically depressed town that offers nothing but low paying retail jobs. My job in particular saw my hours cut in half over a year ago.

Needless to say, money has been tight for some time now.

During December and January, I damned near starved trying to raise money to cover my Hydro bill. I was dangerously close to being disconnected but managed to raise their blood money nonetheless. (If I see another box of Kraft Dinner, I’m going to kill someone!)

Victory! I was amazed I pulled it off!

My victory was short lived though. Yesterday I get a letter from Hydro One informing me that because I was late in paying they are demanding an additional $188.00 as a security deposit!

WTF! If I had problems raising the cash to pay the bill itself, then where the Hell do they expect me to pull an ‘extra’ $188.00 from? Not to mention I still have $300 outstanding and a fresh new bill on it’s way for the same amount which they will also be adding this security deposit to.

Next month I expect to see a bill for almost $800 which I have no hope in Hell of paying. It’s more than I make in a month!

I’m faced with a few options at this point:

• Move to another place where Hydro is inclusive. (Not going to happen as I’ll never raise first and last months rent. Not to mention rents are outrageous here!)
• Move into a shared accommodation. (Never works out as I have a hard time living with anyone – male or female. I’ll have to move again in no time.)
• Sit here in the dark and cold and pray for death.

Unfortunately, the last one seems like the only viable option at this point.

Don’t get me wrong. I realize these bills need to be paid, but dammit! Give me a frikkin’ break here! I’ve lost 10lbs since all this started and my health is starting to suffer because of this.

A note to Hydro One

You have the NERVE to call me a ‘customer’? You rack up a huge debt then look to me to pay for it under the guise of a ‘Debt Retirement Charge’ which is anywhere from $10-$20 on all my Hydro bills. You prey on the unfortunate by demanding additional money that a lot of us don’t have. You send me a disconnection notice dated for December 24th (Christmas Eve) which tells me just how much you think of your ‘customers’.

I’ve dealt with collection agencies who have had more heart than you! Wake up and smell the economy! Try to help a guy out during these tough times for crying out loud!

So, take your monopolistic attitude and stick it where the sun doesn’t shine! I’ve had more than enough of this shit!

This morning I woke to an email from SitePoint announcing they have released a great little tool for FireFox’s FireBug addon.

FireScope integrates code referencing to Firebug.  (Click for larger view)

Besides the search box, there’s some handy information here. The above shows information on the BODY tag, including it’s W3C status and browser compatibility. This allows you to instantly know if special consideration for certain browsers may be in order. 

It’s funny… I’ve only seen the ‘buggy’ reference applied to IE in all the code I’ve looked at so far.

FireScope also offers code examples for elements. (Click for larger view)

Likely not a big deal for the pros, but I can see something like this being very handy to the newcomer to coding. Personally, I find myself doing a fair bit of referencing. This will make that aspect of my job much easier.

There are more features I haven’t played with yet. You can read about those on the FireScope page at SitePoint.

Great job guys!

“I am in no way affiliated with DIYThemes.Com. Support and questions regarding the Thesis theme should be directed to them.”

So far I’ve been contacted for Support, Coupon Codes, and even an offer to do an interview about the Thesis theme. In all cases I’ve responded and directed people to the proper web site.

Had I been aware of the potential confusion, I would have named my theme series differently.

I would also like to take this opportunity to apologize to the fine people at DIYThemes.Com. It was not my intention to misdirect anyone in their searches for your product.

If it makes you guys feel any better, my bounce rate has increased by 25% due to this.

Signed,
Larry “I-didn’t-mean-to-do-it!” Monte

Click screen shot to view.

Certainly nothing overly fancy going on here but that was my intention. I simply wanted a bit of separation from the content. Besides, this is just ‘roughed’ in for the moment.

By right-aligning a y-repeated graphic in the #container style I was able to shade my sidebar:

#container {
    width: 970px; 
    margin: 0 auto;
    padding: 0px;
    background:#fff url(http://static.tornelements.com/torn_images/sidebarBg.jpg) repeat-y right; /* Sidebar Background Image */
    color:#333;
    border: 1px solid #555;
    }

Now all I had to do was adjust some typography to set the styles for headings and lists.

My main concern to this point has been the layout. I may fine tune (or overhaul completely) the graphics in use before installing the theme on the main site. But once the layout is sound, graphics are no big deal to work on later.

I’ll likely only be making one or two more posts in this series. I fear that I may be boring the crap out of people with my simplistic approach to coding the theme.

What can I say? It’s really all I’ve had time to focus on to this point.

One thing I like to see on a site is a Search Box that you don’t actually have to search for. Right up top works for me every time. I find they tuck nicely into the menu bar which is demonstrated if you click on the screen shot.

I also made a couple of cosmetic changes today.

But first, let’s get that Search Box in place:

From header.php

<div id="topBar">   
    <div id="menu">
        <ul>
            <li class="<?php if (is_home()) { ?>current_page_item<?php } else { ?>page_item<?php } ?>"><a href="<?php bloginfo(’url’); ?>" title="Home">Home</a></li>
            <?php wp_list_pages(’title_li=&depth=1′); ?>
        </ul>
    </div> <!–end menu –>
    <div id="searchbox">
    <form action="<?php bloginfo(’home’); ?>" method="get">
        <input type="text" class="textfield" name="s" size="24" value="" />
        <div class="icon"></div>
    </form>
    </div> <!– end search –>
</div> <!– end topbar –>

(I also added a search icon)

From style.css

input.textfield,
textarea {
    background:#FFF;
    border:1px solid #A6A6A6;
    padding:2px 1px;
}

#topBar {
    background:url(http://static.tornelements.com/torn_images/topBg.jpg) repeat-x;
    width: 100%;
}

#searchbox {
    margin-top: -30px;
    float:right;
    padding:4px 10px;
}

#searchbox .textfield {
    line-height:16px;
    width:180px;
    float:right;
}

#searchbox .icon {
    background:url(http://static.tornelements.com/torn_images/search.gif) no-repeat;
    float:right;
    width:29px;
    height:29px;
}

The 1px x 30px graphic in the #topBar background provides the gradient for the top menu.

I inverted the gradient graphic and used that for the rollover by adding this:

#menu ul li a:hover {
    background:url(http://static.tornelements.com/torn_images/topBgRO.jpg) repeat-x;
    color:#fff;
}

I also changed the body background. I’ll work on that more later. I just want to visualize it with a darker background for a while.

Up next… The Sidebar.

I was upgrading a Mambo installation yesterday and found myself searching code snippets for a problem I was having. One of the search results led to a web site for an esoteric programming language called LOLCODE.

Did it have anything to do with what I was searching for? No. Did I click it? Yes!

There I sat chuckling while my client’s site remained broken. It was worth it as it relieved the mounting stress I was feeling during a failed upgrade. It cleared my head enough to finish the job at hand. (Hours later)

I think LOLCODE can pretty much explain itself…

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
    AWSUM THX
        VISIBLE FILE
    O NOES
        INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

The above code initializes (HAI), opens a file for display (PLZ OPEN FILE) with error checking, then closes (KTHXBYE).

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
   UP VAR!!1
   IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHX
   VISIBLE VAR
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

Don’t tell me you didn’t chuckle just a little bit while reading those!

[Pic from LOLCATS]

[Code snippets from Wikipedia]

Special thanks to Adam Lindsay – creator of LOLCODE. It made my day!