tortoiseshelly http://www.tortoiseshelly.com/tortoiseshelly/ en-US Sun, 21 Dec 2008 09:14:42 -0700 http://www.typepad.com/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Tortoiseshellyhttp://feedburner.google.com Fancy Pants... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tortoiseshelly/~3/qFKc19uW0d0/fancy-pants.html http://www.tortoiseshelly.com/tortoiseshelly/2008/12/fancy-pants.html Apparently, unlike 99.9% of stressed individuals, instead of dreaming of nudity in a public place, I dream of wearing a smashing bra and panty set and attending a dinner party where I knit and eat Chicken Tikka Masala. Apparently, unlike 99.9% of stressed individuals, instead of dreaming of nudity in a public place, I dream of wearing a smashing bra and panty set and attending a dinner party where I knit and eat Chicken Tikka Masala.

]]> Me, Myself and I tortoiseshelly Sun, 21 Dec 2008 09:14:42 -0700 http://www.tortoiseshelly.com/tortoiseshelly/2008/12/fancy-pants.html Supervillain Musical... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tortoiseshelly/~3/dNKtH-rLs-I/supervillain-mu.html http://www.tortoiseshelly.com/tortoiseshelly/2008/07/supervillain-mu.html Think you can handle it? Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (I just love Neil Patrick Harris, don't you? P.S. Act II is my favorite). Think you can handle it? Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

(I just love Neil Patrick Harris, don't you? P.S. Act II is my favorite).

]]> tortoiseshelly Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:46:26 -0600 http://www.tortoiseshelly.com/tortoiseshelly/2008/07/supervillain-mu.html Berbere - it's not for the faint of heart (or intestines)... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tortoiseshelly/~3/7VhftFt8YE8/berbere---its-n.html http://www.tortoiseshelly.com/tortoiseshelly/2008/03/berbere---its-n.html M: Okay, you were right. This stuff is playing some loud and rowdy ZZ Top* to a sold out crowd on my lower intestines, and I just finished eating like 10 minutes ago. J: I know, right? I was over... M: Okay, you were right. This stuff is playing some loud and rowdy ZZ Top* to a sold out crowd on my lower intestines, and I just finished eating like 10 minutes ago.

J: I know, right? I was over here thinking if I didn't want to sleep on the couch tonight, I needed to go hole up in the bathroom for a while.

M: I wouldn't have made you sleep on the couch.

J: Did you forget I had chili for lunch?

M: ...

J: Feel like retracting your last statement?

M: No, I just had to pause and admire some mighty fine guitar twirling.

J: Dear Lord, this is going to be a long night.

]]> Jeff Me, Myself and I Well, for the love of Pete... tortoiseshelly Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:55:37 -0600 http://www.tortoiseshelly.com/tortoiseshelly/2008/03/berbere---its-n.html