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A Birth Certificate shows that we were born A Death Certificate shows that we died Pictures show that we live! Have a seat. Relax . . . And read this slowly.
I Believe... That just because two people argue, It doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, It doesn't mean they do love each other.
I Believe... That we don't have to change friends if We understand that friends change.
I Believe... That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while, and you must forgive them for that.
I Believe... That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
I Believe... That you can do something in an instant That will give you heartache for life.
I Believe... That it's taking me a long time To become the person I want to be.
I Believe... That you should always leave loved ones with Loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
I Believe... That you can keep going long after you think you can't.
I Believe... That we are responsible for what We do, no matter how we feel.
I Believe... That either you control your attitude or it controls you.
I Believe... That heroes are the people who do what has to be done, when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.
I Believe... That my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.
I Believe... That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones to help you get back up.
I Believe... That sometimes, when I'm angry, I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
I Believe... That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had And what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
I Believe... That it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
I Believe... That no matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief.
I Believe... That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but, we are responsible for who we become.
I Believe... That you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.
I Believe... Two people can look at the exact same thing And see something totally different.
I Believe... That your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.
I Believe... That even when you think you have no more to give, When a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.
I Believe... That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.
I Believe... That the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon..
'The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; They just make the most of everything they have.
I Believe... That you should send this to all of the people that you believe in. I just did.
'I believe I can make atleast one person happy once a day. You can also do it Join Sweet Jokes @ yahoo.com or visit us @ http://www.mastiz.net. Regards Anurag Bhatia

Was it worth

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Happy Easter

2010-04-04T06:22:00.000-07:00

My Thoughts Of You

Today my thoughts are all of you,
As throughout the year.
I think of you especially,
Because Easter time is here!

I think of Easters long gone past;
And those we spent together.
Oh! the memories we did make,
Some will last forever.

I remember your first Easter,
And a little bonnet sweet.
Just caught the eyes of everyone,
Whenever they did meet.

Fun we had coloring hard boiled eggs,
Each had to be just right!
I'll have to mention when we were through
The kitchen was quite a sight!

Dancing around in your new dress,
You'd steal our heart away.
All dressed up to go to church,
To hear what the pastor would say.

You listened quietly as the story was told,
Of how Jesus did arise.
You'd heard the story many times,
So it was no surprise.

Looking for Easter eggs followed soon,
With a basket yellow and red.
Traces of candy all eaten up!
By the time you went to bed.

Oh yes, today I think of you.
With a heart that's full of love.
Please remember I love you always,
With love kin to above.

Love quotes by Famous Persons

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Love quotes by Famous Persons

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A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path --Agatha Christie

"If music be the food of love, play on"- Shakespeare

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction- Antoine de Saint

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love- Albert Einstein

Love - a terribly misunderstood emotion, although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker., You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip- Jonathan Carroll

"Where there is love, there is life"-- Mahatma Gandhi

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity- Henry Van Dyke

Take away love and our earth is a tomb-Robert Bro

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place- Zora Neale Hurston

Love is a game that two can play and both win by loosing their heart- Eva Gabor.

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack- Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid-George Herbert

At the touch of love and heart, everyone becomes a poet- Plato

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold- Zelda Fitzgerald

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species- W. Somerset Maugham

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired- Robert Frost

Love is the greatest refreshment in life- Pablo Picasso

Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination - Voltaire

"It is never too late to fall in love"- Sandy Wilson

Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without- Rafael Ortiz

"The heart has its reasons, which reason does not know."-Pascal

What we love to do we find time to do. --John L. Spalding

There's nothing in this world as sweet as love, and next to love the sweetest thing is hate. --Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it --Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. --Leo Buscaglia

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit. --Khalil Gibran

SOURCE: http://www.mastiz.net/articles/love-articles/love-quotes-by-famous-persons.html

Good Evening

2010-02-17T01:58:00.000-08:00

Good Evening

Don't ever give up
Failure and Success is in everyone's cup

Rain becomes more enjoyable if it follows a sunny day
Food become more relishing if for days Hungary you stay

So, don't ever give up
Failure and Success is in everyone's cup

Gold becomes beautiful ornament by molding and heating
Marble becomes beautiful status by carving and beating

So, don't ever give up
Failure and Success is in everyone's cup

Pebble becomes smooth by constant rolling
Pencil becomes usable by sharpening

So, don't ever give up
Failure and Success is in everyone's cup

Keep Smiling..... .....!
Have a pleasant day

Love Bits

2009-12-09T19:06:00.000-08:00

I REFUSE TO BE DISCOURAGE

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I REFUSE TO BE DISCOURAGE

I refuse to be discouraged,
To be sad, or to cry;
I refuse to be downhearted,
and here's the reason why:

I have a God who's mighty,
Who's sovereign and supreme;
I have a God who loves me,
and I am on His team.

He is all-wise and powerful.
God is His name;
Though everything is changeable,
My God remains the same.

My God knows all that's happening;
Beginning to the end;
His presence is my comfort;
He is my dearest Friend.

When sickness comes to weaken me,
To bring my head down low,
I call upon my mighty God;
Into His arms I go.

When circumstances threaten
to rob me of my peace;
He draws me close unto His breast,
Where all my striving cease.

When my heart melts within me,
and weakness takes control;
He gathers me into His arms,
He soothes my heart and soul.

The great "I AM" is with me.
My life is in His hand;
The "Son of the Lord" is my hope,
It's in His strength I stand.

I refuse to be defeated,
My eyes are on my God;
He has promised to be with me,
as through this life I trod.

I'm looking past all my circumstances,
To Heaven's throne above;
My prayers have reached the heart of God
I'm resting in His love.

I give God thanks in everything.
My eyes are on His face;
The battle's His, the victory mine;
He'll help me win the race.

Sweet Angle

2009-11-25T19:26:00.000-08:00

Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born.

So one day it asks God,"They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"

God replied, "Among the many angels, I chose one just for you.

She will be waiting for you and will take good care of you".

"But tell me, here in heaven, I don't do anything else but smile and sing, that's enough for me to be happy."

God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile every day. And you will feel your angel's love and be happy."

"And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me, if I don't know the language that men talk?"

God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak."

"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"

God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."

"I've heard that on earth there are bad men, who will protect me?"

God said, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking it's life."

"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."

God said, "Your angel will always talk to you about me and will teach you the way for you to come back to me, even though I will always be next to you."

At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from earth could already be heard, and the child in a hurry asked softly, "Oh God, if I am about to leave now, please tell me my angel's name."

God silenced all fear when He said, "your angel's name is of no importance."

"You will simply call her 'Mommy'."

She

One or two

hours pass by

without a single word with her

though I'm on her lap.

Three or four

days we don't speak to each other

not for any reason n @ times for silly reasons.

Five or six

Times a day

I do tel her.I Love U J

Seven or eight

people are good friends of mine

but

She made the difference
She means a lot to me,
She gave me life,
She symbolizes trust,
She is the world to me,
And

She is "My Mother".

Optical Illusion Pictures | Optical Illusion Art

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Good Morning Tuesday

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THE GIFT OF LISTENING...

But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming,

no planning your response. Just listening.

THE GIFT OF AFFECTION...
Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses,

pats on the back and handholds. Let these small

actions demonstrate the love

you have for family and friends.

THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER...
Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories.

Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you."

THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE...
It can be a simple "Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet.

A brief, handwritten note may be remembered

for a lifetime, and may even change a life.

THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT.. .
A simple and sincere, "You look great in red,"

"You did a super job" or "That was a wonderful meal"

can make someones day.

THE GIFT OF A FAVOR...
Every day, go out of your way to do something kind.

THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE...
There are times when we want nothing better

than to be left alone. Be sensitive to

those times and give the gift of solitude to others.

THE GIFT OF A CHEERFUL DISPOSITION. ..
The easiest way to feel good is to extend

a kind word to someone, really it's not

that hard to say, Hello or Thank You.

Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed.

They make you smile and encourage you to succeed.

They lend an ear, they share a word of praise,

and they always want to open their hearts to us.

Good Morning!

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Laugh so hard that even

sorrow smiles at you!

Live life so well that even

death loves to see you live!

Fight so hard that even

fate accepts its defeat!

True Love

2009-10-25T22:17:00.000-07:00

True Love

TRUE LOVE MEANS:

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot...

...who calls you back when you hang up on him...

...who will stay awake just to watch you sleep...

...wait for the guy who kisses your forehead...

...who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats...

..who holds your hand in front of his friends...

...wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you...

...wait for the one who turns to his friends and says,

"...that's her!...

How Fast Can you read

2009-10-25T20:23:00.000-07:00

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DID YOU KNOW?

2009-09-28T21:01:00.000-07:00

DID YOU KNOW?

1. A human being loses an average of 40 to 100 strands of hair a day.

2. A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds up to 60
mph.

3. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

4. A fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months.

5. A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

6. Every person has a unique tongue print.

7. According to German researchers, the risk of heart attack is higher on Monday than any other day of the week.

8. After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear pink.

9. An average human drinks about 16,000 gallons of water in a lifetime.

10. A fingernail or toenail takes about 6 months to grow from base to tip.

11. An average human scalp has 100,000 hairs.

12. It takes 17 muscles to smile and 43 to frown.

13. Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood, we only have 206 in our bodies.

14. Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his
lifetime.

15. By age sixty, most people have lost half of their taste buds.

16. By the time you turn 70, your heart will have beat some two-and-a-half billion times (figuring on an average of 70 beats per minute).

17. Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.

18. Every human spent half an hour as a single cell.

19. Every square inch of the human body has an average of 32 million bacteria on it.

20. Fingernails grow faster than toenails.

21. Humans shed about 600,000 particles of skin every hour â€“ about 1.5 pounds a year. By 70 years of age, an average person will have lost 105 pounds of skin.

Amazing Lung Facts

At rest, a person breathes about 14 to 16 times per minute. After exercise it could increase to over 60 times per minute.
New babies at rest breathe between 40 and 50 times per minute. By age five it decreases to around 25 times per minute.
The total surface area of the alveoli (tiny air sacs in the lungs) is the size of a tennis court.
The lungs are the only organ in the body that can float on water.
The lungs produce a detergent-like substance which reduces the surface tension of the fluid lining,allowing air in.

Amazing Heart Facts

Your heart is about the same size as your fist.
An average adult body contains about five quarts of blood.
All the blood vessels in the body joined end to end would stretch 62,000 miles or two and a half times around the earth.
The heart circulates the body's blood supply about 1,000 times each day.