http://totallyabsurd.com/marilynmansonexercisesuit.htmTotally Absurd Inventions - America's Goofiest Patents! Need a Quick Laugh? Updated Weekly.enhttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/http://creativecommons.org/images/public/somerights20.gifFeed Editor909319http://www.feedburner.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with RojoSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with Pageflakeshttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TotallyAbsurdInventions/~3/293686617/exercisepatentsinventionsmarilynmansonexercisesuitTotally Absurd InventionsMon, 19 May 2008 13:39:16 -0500tag:flickr.com,2005:/photo/2505562039deed.en<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/8396317@N07/">Totally Absurd Inventions</a> posted a photo:</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/8396317@N07/2505562039/" title="Marilyn Manson Exercise Suit - Color Illustration"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2138/2505562039_d1858f0179_m.jpg" width="213" height="240" alt="Marilyn Manson Exercise Suit - Color Illustration" /></a></p> <p><a href="http://totallyabsurd.com/marilynmansonexercisesuit.htm">totallyabsurd.com/marilynmansonexercisesuit.htm</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TotallyAbsurdInventions/~4/293686617" height="1" width="1"/>2008-05-19T11:39:16-08:00http://www.flickr.com/photos/8396317@N07/2505562039/http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TotallyAbsurdInventions/~3/293682693/marilynmansonexercisesuit.htmFri, 18 May 2007 19:45:41 -0500Forget jogging, forget hiking, forget swimming. If you really want to get a great workout, you need the Marilyn Manson Exercise Suit! Those other activities can jar your body or provide incomplete workouts. But the MMES is designed for optimal biomechanical exertion positioning. To use; don the suit, jump in the nearest swimming pool and fiddle about. Of course you'll need about five assistants to help you get into this ensemble and you'll be exhausted just from blowing up the air bags that you attach to your feet, hands and face but hey, it looks good and it's good for you!   -------- Totally Absurd Inventions, America's Goofiest patents is updated weekly with 300 wack inventions in our archive. <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/TotallyAbsurdInventions?a=qboMCw"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/TotallyAbsurdInventions?i=qboMCw" border="0"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?a=XU0CmH"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?i=XU0CmH" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?a=BdcEwh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?i=BdcEwh" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?a=Wkspmh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?i=Wkspmh" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?a=J8zDEH"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?i=J8zDEH" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?a=O6AhDh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?i=O6AhDh" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?a=XXq9GH"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?i=XXq9GH" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?a=R9fAnh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?i=R9fAnh" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?a=1JWxXh"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TotallyAbsurdInventions?i=1JWxXh" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TotallyAbsurdInventions/~4/293682693" height="1" width="1"/>http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/http://totallyabsurd.com/marilynmansonexercisesuit.htmMon, 19 May 2008 13:39:16 -0500